"Let me make you an offer, you can't refuse," I said in my best Godfather impression while I sat on my throne to the person in front of me. The Cat Russian lady wearing a dark suit and was being guarded by two dragons; also in suits, gave me a smile and a chuckle. "'Vat is your offer comrade, Rose?" she spoke in a deep, feminine voice. I sat back on my throne with my hooves clasped together.

Ever since I learned from the meeting a few hours ago of this Khajiit named, Ruzza Snowpaw, a criminal mastermind that set up shop in the city. I just had to meet her and try to get her to feed me all the information she has at her disposal. That, and I need her to help sabotage Equestria with crime. That was a dirty move on my part, but it will cripple the social structure and negativity of Arcadia.

"Well, you aren't in trouble, even though I would have had you killed on sight, but I know that someone will just replace you in like...A week," she chuckled at that, but her friends...Not so much. "So then I had a thought; "Why not work with her in controlling both the product and its distribution?" This will help with the crime rate and it will give me access to information that I might need in the future. Can you see where I am going with this?" I asked the albino tabby.

"'Ja, I see where you are going. You 'vant me to fuck with Equestria in da underground, and in return. I get my money while you look away. So long if I keep the bullshit in check, of course," Ruzza said with a mock bow.

"That's the gist of it," I replied before I took a sip of my late morning coffee. "So, will you bite, or while I have to release the cute little bunnies?"

"Do 'zee cute little bunnies have cute little booties?" she said, licking her lips. I just raised a brow to that and shrugged. She chuckled in disappointment before she went straight-faced, and stopped playing around.

"So, you 'vant me to make war with Equestria from 'zee underground and think that I will just go with it? Do you think I am fucking retarded?! 'Zat bitch has more guards than I do men. Not to mention all her upgrades that she has been doing to her army. Plus, it is bad for business for me if I get caught helping you! Do you know how fast those Black Op spooks react?" she spat. I, however, was not impressed.

"One hour if I remember correctly, and that's from one operative coming from the other side of the world, and I know that you aren't retarded. You and are alike in the planning and strategy department. In fact, you are reacting in the way that I predicted. Also, I know about the upgrades, and I have equipment already made to counter their trackers. They work 99.9% of the time, and that .1 percent is if they have a dampener on hoof, which is very unlikely as it also works on friendly equipment too. So, I will ask you again, Ruzza. Will you bite or will I have to send in the hounds?"

She glared at me while grinding her teeth to the fact that I already knew her M.O. Her tail flicked back and forth in irritation that if she doesn't bend to my will. She will be killed on the spot as I have no regard for criminals that plague my country, and she knows it. She tisked that she couldn't do anything and spoke up again.

"You are a real bitch you know that?" she said in a more American accent. 'Strange, why would she fake his Russian accent...? Ahhh...To sound more intimidating. Well, let's see if I can strike a nerve to make her not try to backstab me in the end.'

"I get that a lot,Nora." I replied with a bluff. Her reaction was not what I was expecting. I watched Ruzza hiss at me before her own guards had to hold her back from trying to kill me outright. I smirked internally that my random bluff hit the note I wanted her to sing as her guards held her back and tried their best to calm her down.

"I will fucking kill you for knowing that name!" she screamed at me. I just smiled at her in with a victorious smirk.

"Then I suggest that you better do as I say, or else everyone will know your secret."

Ruzza screamed in pure rage before she stormed out of the throne room with her guards following right behind her. I gulped, thinking that I just made a horrible mistake, then again, I was still going to murder Luna later. So things are A-OK!

"Pump up the volume!" I sang as I bounced my flank to the heavy beat as I walked to the training field to get my ass kicked, but before that happens. I want to dance like a boss down the halls like a boss.

I smiled as I jumped down the halls in my favorite dance style called, Hardstyle. My guards and other staff watched in confusion as they saw a filly walked backward with a pair of headphones, bobbing to an epic beat while tip-tapping on her back hooves down the hall, but they didn't say anything about it and went back to work. It wasn't until I bounced my way into the final hall to the training room that someone reacted to what I was doing, and decided to join in on the fun.

I chuckled as I watched Umbra Eon and her escort tried to beat me and my mad skills, but it was impossible. I moved in ways that made me a force to be reckoned with. My hooves defied gravity as I swayed down the hall like a monsta' of the bass. My flank wiggled seductively, my face smiled wolfishly. My body twisted and twirled in ways that shouldn't be possible, and I didn't dare open my eyes to see what I was doing. I moved to how my body felt to the sound of the music, and it felt sexy.

Just as I was about to beat Umbra to the door, she decided to cheat by pulling the rug right below me. I tripped from my amazing skills and ate the ground. I frowned at that, but I knew it was all in good fun, but I had to wonder why she was here. That thought aside for now. I stood up to slap a bitch who hampered with my epicness.

"Sorry, Winny. I just had to trip 'ya up cause you were being a show-off," Umbra laughed as she walked up to me with a strange case on her back. I stuck my tongue out at her in an epic raspberry and turned off my music and took off my headphones. She rolled her eyes and shoved the little black case in my face like I was an epic disgrace.

"What's this in my face, and you can't stop my mad skillz," I said as I took the case with a wing. She gave me a happy smile and took my earring that didn't do anything off.

"It's a teleportation earring that I want you to test out!" she cheered like it was the greatest thing in the world. I just rolled my eyes and put the earring on. Though, if it does work, then I will forever give her free blowjobs whenever she wants.

"Fine, but what are the rules?" I asked as I handed the box back to her.

"I am glad you asked, but first. How much voltage can you produce before you pass out?"

"About a five hundred million volts, or thirty lightning bolts which are around fifteen million per bolt. Why?" I asked with curiosity.

"Well, one bolt should teleport you one hundred feet away according to, Lexarious's Teleportation Theory. So with that in mind and a little math, you should have a max range at full power of just under one kilometers, however. If you know what you are doing. You can probably blink a few hundred times if you keep it under ten feet per teleport. Oh! And you don't have to worry about charge time. It should take half a second to activate the spell. So what do you think? I am a genius aren't I?"

My jaw dropped in amazement as I charged up a bolt to test out her little ring before I gave her any praise of her epicness. Then, in a flash of light, and remember that I have to think of a location before I jump. I popped right behind her with a big ass smile on my face. She turned around with a smug grin on her face that her invention worked.

"You are a fucking genius," I said in praise for her awesomeness, but I was still wondering why she was here.

"Oh stop, I knew that already," she narcissistically sassed back. I replied by bopping her nose and teleporting back to my old spot. She giggled at my antics before she said her goodbyes and I was kind of disappointed that she was only here to give me the earring, but who cares. I Haz The Teleports!

*Twack!*

Went my face as Spitfire smacked me with a wooden sword before she shot my gut ten times with a paintball gun. I groaned in pain as I lost another sparring match with my trainer/mother again, but at least, I won the first few rounds without cheating, however. She stepped up her game like a multi-leveled boss that made all bosses from all video games that I have ever played look like shit. And that is saying something.

"Get up maggot! I am not done with you yet!" Spitfire ordered with a scream. I groaned and sat up on the grass of the open field that we used as a training field and flew up to the fifth cloud layer in the sky to start another round of pain, sweat and misery. As I flew up to the starting field, I grabbed my simple wooden sword and paintball gun from the third cloud layer, which Spits disarmed me before throwing me down to the second layer, and caught up to her.

Once I was back on the fifth layer of cloud which had a gorgeous view of the castle and city. I stood in a comfortable battle stance with my sword in my hoof and my paintball gun in its holster at my left side. I watched Spitfire do the same thing, but she had her gun out instead of her sword. I sighed, knowing how this was going to turn out.

"Why are you sighing short stuff? This is going to be the last round for the day, so stop being a downer and show me what you got!"

'Alrighty then, if this was going to be the last round. I am going to cheat like hell,' I thought with a smirk. Spitfire just rolled her eyes and charged at me while shooting a few bullets. I rolled to the side and blinked, teleporting me right behind her.

"What the?" she said in confusion. I smirked and slashed down on her back, sending her through the cloud layer and landing on the one below.

"That is so not fair!" she shouted as I sheathed my sword and pulled out my gun. "For you loser!" I shouted back before I teleported again, this time right over her. She grunted in frustration as she looked around to see where I was, but with a few shots landing on her head, signaling a clean and fast kill. She went apeshit on my cute ass.

I landed on the ground and rolled out of the way of her barrage of paint bullets hitting the cloud layer. I laughed as I pulled out my sword and blocked the remainder before she had to reload, then I blinked again, and landed another good hit that sent her to the next layer below. She screamed in frustration before she sent out blind shots at me through the cloud layer. I laughed and teleported again, this time right in front of her.

"Sup loser!" I cheered before I backstepped, narrowly avoiding a downward strike from her own sword. I ducked, blocked, parried and rolled out of the way from the frenzied pegasus with a smile on my face. If it wasn't for Luna's daily training, I would have been beaten to death for my epicness.

"Stop moving so I can hit you, you cheater!" she grunted as I teleported over her again, and sent a few more shots from my gun, hitting her back.

"Make me!" I mocked as I deflected a few of her bullets to the side with my sword. She gritted her teeth in annoyance as I jumped back to reload my gun before she fired at me again with an empty clip. She hissed that she too had to reload, but before I could let her. I blinked again, and with another good swing from my sword. She went down to the final layer without her ammo.

I flew down to her to finished the fight and was greeted with a sword to the face. I barely dodged it in time and rolled to the side on the cloud, somehow avoiding a down stab from the angry orange pegasus.

I let out a sigh of relief before I jumped back up just in time to block a vertical slash that would have hurt if it found its mark. I jumped back to get a better footing and watched the angry Spitfire try to murder me with her eyes as she wasn't happy that I was cheating. I gave her a cheeky smirk before I teleported again, and suppressed a laugh when she found that I was not over her like the first two times, but in front of her where she was just looking. Without saying a word, I tapped her shoulder, causing her to turned around to receive a paint bullet to the forehead, ending the match.

"I win," I smugly said as Spitfire groaned from the pain from the bullet before we both flew down the field below us.

"By cheating with a blink spell you cheeky little runt, and where did you learn how to do that?" Spitfire said sourly as we landed on the soft grass.

"Umbra made it," I replied while flicking my right ear before I holstered my gun.

"That is so not fair, you know that?" she said. I shrugged, knowing that fact.

"Rule number 5: Your enemy doesn't care if you cheat in a real fight."

She sighed while rubbing the bridge of her snout. "You aren't wrong there, Winny. Just don't cheat during sparring matches again. Okay?"

"Meh. No promises," I shrugged again.

After our sparring match and a few more words to mock her for losing in such an epic way. We flew back to the castle to have a shower as we smelled like we just came back from a seven-year war, which we kinda did. Fighting seven rounds that lasted from a few minutes to a few hours, which we were both surprised that round four lasted that long. We both agreed that a shower was something to relish before dinner.

We both walked back to Spitfire's room as it was the closest room to clean up in, and it was also the place where I left my royal wear. We walked back in silence through the castle grounds to the room in the east wing of the castle proper. On the way, I did get the odd bow and the 'Good evening you, Highness,' comment, which was nice. Even Spitfire was starting to be recognized as a royal but by a short few.

I didn't like how everyone treated her like trash at first, nor did she. It was disrespectful to the both of us. Those that were caught with such disrespect was promptly fired and sent packing that night, regardless of how much begging the former staff member said. You give my family hate, you get sent to the hounds that were called, 'The Children of the Wind.' The ponies and other that worship me like a God and will absolutely destroy anyone's reputation who say bad things to me, and since Spitfire was a part of me in the metaphorical sense. By proxy, those that were fired quickly learned what it was like to receive the hate that they gave out. Now that Spitfire is receiving the royal treatment, her mood around the staff was improving, but she still hates dresses as much as I do.

We walked into her room which was just a clone of my room, but with a staircase to the bed balcony rather than a ladder, which I should tell someone to do that for my room as I sometimes forget that my morning wing-boners don't like flying while hard, and my hooves hate ladders. Thank Luna that I have a cushion to soften the landing when I fall, which is almost every other time I have a morning wing-boner. 'Damn Summer, why you so naughty in my dreams?'

With the thought of pinning me down in black widow outfit, I had to suppress my wing-boneresque nature from showing its head, but that was a losing battle with Spitfire taking off her sparring gear in the most revealing way possible. 'God damn it brain! Mommy issues can wait!' I shook my head and looked away to take off my stuff before I hopped in the shower.

"Hey, kiddo?" Spitfire said sheepishly, just as I was about to go have a shower. I turned around just outside the door to the bathroom to see what she wants. "Yeah?" I said as I watched her shuffle in place like she was about to say something really embarrassing, or something that will traumatize me.

"I was wondering if you would like to share a bath?"

'Okay, it was both the latter and the former, and mommy issues are going to DEFCON 1,' I thought as the rest of my brain had to reboot and think of what she was getting at. Thankfully, she said it for me.

"I know that sounded weird for you and all, but it has been a while since I preened. I wanted you to be the first one in our family to touch my wings and I have been meaning to ask you for a while, but I haven't been able to bond with you like a regular pegasus family in that way, and I just want to spend some time to get to know you better since...We haven't seen each other much," Spitfire said all in one go.

'Brain.exe reloaded, activating systems...100% No problems...Welcome, Winter Ruby Rose to real life!'

'Okay, she just want's to bond and preening is something that family does. There was nothing wrong with that, and we haven't really spent quality time together since the month before I went to Super Happy High School Life Amazing Fun-Fun Time with; Explosions Epic Fights Smexy Time and homework. Lots of homework. So this shouldn't mess with my mommy issues. I hope.'

"S-Sure, just don't do anything too weird," I hesitantly said. Spitfires face lit up as bright as the sun and gave me a bear hug before she flew into the bathroom. I sighed knowing that I just doomed myself to the most awkward hour of my life.

'At least, I don't have to deal with everything else for the day...Until I find Luna and do the Twin Incident on her. She will know what it is like to go through that hell that I went through.'