I yawned as I sat on my bench in the Engineering Club, thinking about my next big project. I had hundreds of doodles and papers of various things that I wanted to work on. From enhancing leg armor to guns, from coffee makers to self-heating bowls, ideas that might work, but I was too lazy to work on an of it since it was Monday.

Aria was working a new project that she told me that will allow her to cause somepony to throw up instantaneously. I am not sure what purpose she would have with that, but it's her project and I frankly don't care so long as she doesn't use it on me. Umbra was walking around the room on her hind legs, and carrying things with her metal hands. To her, it was like she was meant to walk like that, but to me, It looked uncomfortable. I left them to be to do what they did and went back to my work. Or tried.

I decided to read to get my head out of the gutter and randomly choose a book that was on the floor. Using my Airkinesis, I grabbed a pink book from the other side of the room that was under a couple of wires. I looked at the cover and wondered who in hell in the room would read such a book. The cover pink with a red heart with the title under called, 'How to improve your relationships with ease!' I forced myself not to face hoof and decided to see what the hell was in it.

I looked at the table of contents and saw a section circled with a red marker, said section was about Pegasi. Out of curiosity, I turned to the page and began to read.

In this section of the book. We will go over on how to improve your relationship with your pegasus partner! I smirked at how cheesy it was and skipped to the next page.

...What is the most important thing to a pegasus you ask? Well, it's two things; First is their wings and Second is cuddling! 'Okay then, enlighten me,' I thought.

Let's talk about the later. As many should know, a pegasus has a heightened sense of smell, hearing, sight, and touch, to help them fly without a problem. With this in mind and from past experiences, I have noticed that, especially to a mare, scent and touch give's her a sense of safety with her partner. The same could be said for a stallion but as a need to protect his mare. Many hate washing the bedding as it takes away this sense of safety, and if your pegasus partner likes cleaning this paramount area, then there is something wrong, but what touch got to do with it?

Well, to put it simply. A Pegasi's fur and wings are sensitive to the air around them. 'Ever wonder why pegasi hate being touched by ponies they don't like, but absolutely love to rub up against ponies they like?' It's because of the whole, 'Safety,' rule as well as enjoying signs of affection. Now with those in mind, if a pegasus doesn't like to cuddle with you, then there is something wrong in your relationship.

To put those in simple terms; Pegasi are sensitive to touch and find safety to the scent of their partner. The more they cuddle with you and show affection with lots of nuzzles and hugs, the more they feel comfortable and generally want to spend time with you on the bed, couch, and wherever they can. A happy Pegasus is an affectionate Pegasus.

'Okay, that explains a lot in a weird way as to why Summer loves to sleep in my bed, and with me, and since we official now, she has been much more touchy-feely. What's the other thing,' I thought as I continued to read the poorly written book.

Now, let's talk about the wings. Since the wings are the most sensitive area of a pegasus, not including the private area, touching them is a big no-no. It is an area of absolute intimacy, romance, affection and friendship and requires a lot of trust to touch. As such, preening is something that only close family members do. If your partner asks you to preen them, then you are considered family to them. However, it is also a highly arousing zone as well. I personally have made my pegasi mare's achieved orgasm just by nibbling their wings. But, again from the first page of this chapter. In order to be a good mate with a pegasus, you need to be gentle and provide an aura of safety...Blah, blah, blah."

I groaned in annoyance at the poorly written book and set it aside, but I, at least, got the gist of it. I have always wondered why I was a bit more sensitive to the touch. I figured that it was because it helped me fly, which was now confirmed. The wing thing I was the most concerned about as I was really nippy with anyone that dared to touch them. I didn't know why I wanted to murder everyone that dared to go near them, nor why I wanted Summer to nibble them and make me like putty in her hooves, but now I know.

Though, it is good to know why I loved cuddling so much and why I hated changing my bed sheets. Summers magnificent scent was homely to wake up to and provided a sense of comfort that I was in a safe place. Aside from that horribly written 'book,' I made the connection that Aria was the one that bought it in order to know how to woo me. So, like the sexy mare I was, I turned to the page about unicorn horns to see what was that all about.

Hello, my friend! In the section will... ‘Skip!’ ...The horn of a unicorn is extremely important for an intimate relationship as it is extremely sensitive. In fact, it's so sensitive that it beats a pegasi wings in that department by a lifetime! However, unlike what that God awful Pony Sutra series would tell you. The horn is near impossible to cause a Managasm which no one knows why. There is one thing though to those that do manage to cause one. The amount of “Essence,” that comes out is determined by how big your partners mana pool is. The low average is about a pint, but the high average is 4 pints or roughly 2 liters. In some cases, a unicorn can ejaculate around 6 gallons while other cases can only ejaculate a teaspoon. It is said that if Celestia were to have a Managasmn, she could flood all of Canterlot in a foot of her “Essence.”

‘That's not gross,’ I thought as I continued to read.

There is one problem with causing a Managasmn to your partner…

‘Shit.’

...If you cause your partner to achieve a Managasmn, then your partner will forever be, subconsciously, drawn to you. It isn't that bad unless you are going to find another partner instead of your current one. When that happens, unless your old partner can't find a new one that can cause a Managasmn. Then that partner could potentially never be happy again. So if you do manage to achieve the impossible. Then make sure you are loyal to them. If not, then, at least, find them one to fill the void that you just created.

‘Okay, note to self: Don't break Aria's heart unless I can find a pony that can do what I can do. Anyways, since I did unicorns. I wonder what special spot that an earth pony has?’ I thought, thinking of Maple if I were to let her join a herd. I turned to the earth pony chapter and continued my search.

Earth ponies may not have the convenience of magic or the dexterity of wings, but what they do have is their mouth. An earth ponies jaw is incredibly strong and their tongues are on par with a Thestrals, however, their tongue is almost as sensitive as pegasus wings. Because of this fact, not being an excellent kisser will be the 'end all' of the relationship, but if you are a good kisser, then you might be able to cause your partner ecstasy with just with a flick of the tongue. Now as for hooves…

I closed the book and threw it across the room so I didn't have to know about the foot fetish. The book hit Aria's face, causing it to ricochet off of her nose and into Umbra's head. This caused Umbra to lose balance and tumble on a mountain of wires and send her flying to me. She landed on me, causing us to roll on the ground with a bunch of wires to tie us together. Before we knew it, Umbra and I were tied together on the ground and I could feel her sheath in just the right place that if she were to get hard, her thing would go straight in. We both looked at each other sheepishly since our noses were touching in such a compromising position. I quickly checked to see if I had the itch with her if things got weird. Thankfully I didn't.

“So, how are you?” I nonchalantly asked as I saw Aria fled to get the wire cutters.

“I'm fine, what about you?” she asked back as Aria carefully walked over to us with the cutters, mumbling something about coming to save us.

“Could be better,” I said as I watched Aria trip on a bottle and knocked herself out. “Never mind,” I sighed as I tried to face hoof, but both of my hooves were against Umbra's flank.

“We are going to be here for a while huh?” she said warily as I felt her legs tense up.

“Yep,” I said, seeing Umbra get nervous. “So umm...I have to use the bathroom and I haven't been able to go since this morning. So…” she blushed as she shuffled in place.

I quickly thought of a way to get out of this situation as I struggled to untangled to untangle myself from Umbra, but the more I moved the more flustered she got. Just as I was about to try something new, I felt something go where it doesn't belong.

"Uh...Umbra? W-What are you doing?" I stuttered as I froze in place. She gave me a terrified blush. "I'm sorry! I can't help it!"

"W-Well, since we are stuck like this. What do you think of me?" I asked as my lower area became moister.

"I...Ah...I think you are very pretty and heard that you and Aria were in a herd, and I was going to ask if I could make it a harem?" she blushed.

"W-Well, I'm might be okay with it, but you will have to wait for Summer to say it's okay," I said, causing her ears to perk up.

"So...D-Do you want to...Ya know since we are stuck like this?" Umbra asked, biting her lip.

"Sure, just don't tell Summer...Yet."

Dear Diary.

Today like, most days, it was interesting.

It started off like usual: Get up, work out, eat, and school. Summer and I were a lot more comfortable with each other as we hung out during the breaks and generally made her friends jealous. Autumn was absolutely pissed that she could not find me, and I would be too if I didn't want to be murdered. So there was that.

Learned something interesting today that did not involve school. As it turns out. Pegasi loved to cuddle and show affection to each other like kittens. Unicorns can permanently bond to you if you cause them a horngasmn. Earth Ponies have a huge tongue fetish and Umbra has a huge dick. By huge I mean. Huge! But I will never write down how I came to learn that.

Anyways...I got tied up with Umbra for a while and had to have a shower afterward. Said shower was spent cleaning the mess around my groin. After the shower, I wrote yesterday's stuff in this piece of shit. After that, I did my homework and cuddle up with Summer again.

P.s. We nuzzled each other a lot. Nuzzle and Cuddles are now my second favorite pass time. My first is masturbating which feels way better than having a dick, not that I know what that's like.

Author's Notes:

So, anyone have any good names for the Side story? Let me know in the comments or whatever.