I sat at the table on a cushion with pleasant sore ass. I managed to hide most of the pictures before Spitfire broke free from her hot bondage that made Feather drool when I gave her one of the pictures that made believe that they should hook up already. Spitfire found me with the horse whip that I expertly placed in between her legs. She pinned me down in front of the door and spanked me. I was surprised to learn from the experience that that I had a slight masochistic side to me that enjoyed a bit of pain. Thankfully, I gave up holding onto my man card a long time ago and accepted the fact that the first few slaps made me wet.

'Fucking Girl Pony body.'

My punishment lasted for ten slaps as the front door opened and Princess Luna and Princess Twilight walked into me and Spitfire in a compromising position. Wing boners from both Princesses poofed out as Spitfire, still wearing the socks, ball gag around her neck, the black lace thong and matching corset. Blush redder than the dragon dildo strapon that she was jutting out from in between her legs. She bolted faster than a Looney Toons cartoon character while Feather, who was watching from a distance came and helped me. They backed out the door, staring at me and my wet and red flank with crimson faces and closed the door. I was not embarrassed however because I had no regrets.

After an hour had passed, I was sitting at the table eating breakfast in awkward silence with the two princesses, Spitfire, and Feather Flight. Spitfire and Luna had the best poker faces while Twilight was keeping her head down with a small blush on her face, muttering something about pain being pleasurable. Time to break the ice as Feather handed me the most important meal of the day. Coffee.

"So, can we help you, princess?" I asked innocently, pretending that this morning didn't happen. Luna perked up with a knowing smile. "Yes, we are to talk to you about this, Dewey Decimal system that you implied in your proposal. Can you please explain what that is?"

I quickly explained how the system in question to them, which caused Twilight to gape in awe at how somewhat amazing it was. She interrupted me halfway through to go on and on about how she had to organize her library every single day and how this would make it much easier. I almost mentioned the Library of Congress and how their system was much more complex for the thirty-plus million, unique books that they held within. Don't want to give the CDO bookworm any ideas.

"It is amazing at how clever you are Lady Rose. Horrifically so. I bet you will become one of our most brilliant scholars if you were to get into the field," Luna said with a smile.

"Don't mention it, but I bet I can organise Celestia's schedule in one day for her entire week. When I saw it the first time, there was a lot of wasted space, but if you want me there to show you. I expect a custom set of dragon armor for when I join the guard," I nonchalantly said with a sip of the wonderful coffee that Feather makes. Twilight's jaw dropped and the seething mare of orange, eye twitched.

"Then I'll keep that in mind. Maker knows that My sister needs some time to herself, but enough about paperwork. What are you planning on doing with that land of yours?" Luna asked.

I gave her a smile. "I was hoping to go camping and explore it a bit later this week, but I doubt that will be happening now." I saw Spitfires expression dropped from her livid gaze.

'Ha! I can still guilt trip you Spits!'

"Is it because of what happened earlier?" Everyone but me and Luna blushed.

"Probably. I was being a bad girl," I said with a sultry tone. Feather and Twilight gained a pair of stiff, erect wings while Spitfire shot a death glare at me.

"I could tell, having trouble finding your cutie mark and asked Spitfire too, help you out?" Luna winked. "Yep," I winked back. Spitfire left the room and began screaming down the halls in defeat, leaving me alone with spluttering Twilight and the sheepish Feather.

We went on about a few minor things about life and stuff. We didn't bring up the whole morning thing again to prevent the broken Twilight Princess from getting even more broken than the spluttering mass of purple that she was. They left with a smile while Feather had to go use the bathroom for a long time, probably to go masturbate or something. I sat in the lounge, making a list of what to bring on the camping trip as Spitfire slammed her face against the wall and made suggestions, clearly regretting life right now.

I smiled as I finished the list and gave it to Spitfire to out and get it. She slumped her head in defeat and did as her master ordered while I sat and drank coffee on my favorite chair and read the newest Daring Do book.

Spitfire flew through Cloudsdale wearing a pair of saddlebags and holding a list that her demon gave her to get for the camping trip. Spitfire was regretting life as her slumped head and defeated expression was an indication. She made the promise of going out and learned a piece of Roses past that hit her hard as she watched how the little demon reacted. Though, as much as she didn't like how Luna knew her past and she didn't, and that Rose won't tell her at all, she can't help but be angry at the asshat that gave the little smut runt those objects that she woke up in.

Though, how she went about punishing Rose for doing that prank on her was mildly disturbing. One would think that she was enjoying being spanked with those cute little moans she was making. Spitfire paused in the middle of the sidewalk, stunned at the sudden realization that she learned something she didn't want to learn. Spitfire added bleach to the list.

Spitfire walked into a store called, Camp and Hunt. The store in which she knew she would find all the items on the list. She quickly went over the list, reading it in her mind. 'Okay, I need; a hatchet, machete, survival knife, blankets, tents, canteens, lamps, flashlights, matches/flint sticks,(no magic), fishing stuff, chlorine drops, smores and fleshlights.' With a happy bounce, she went through the store, grabbing all the items but couldn't find the last one.

(Meanwhile...)

Feather watched carefully as Winter placed her final earring into her ear. Feather wondered where she got the piercing kit, but that thought was directed to Master Spitfire and she figured she got the kit for Winter.

(Elsewhere...)

"Do you know where I can find a fleshlight?" Spitfire asked the older looking stallion behind the desk as he accepted her money for the camping equipment she bought. The stallion in question gave her an awkward smile and wrote down an address on a piece of paper and handed it to her silently. Spitfire gave him a curt nod as a pony took the items she bought and delivered it to her house.

Spitfire flew to the address that the stallion gave her and walked into a shop called, Black Desires. It took a few seconds to realize that she was in an adult toy store and was approached by a mare wearing a french maid outfit. "Hello, sugar. How may I release you desires?" the mare said in a silky tone. Spitfire looked at the list at the last item and realized what it was that she was looking for. She blushed and backed out of the store, telling the mare she will be back later.

I watched Spitfire walk into the lounge with an annoyed look in her eyes. I gave her an innocent smile knowing that she must have gone looking for theuniqueobject on my list. I flicked my left ear, showing my new appearance enhancers. This caused her eyes to twitch as she began to chuckle maniacally.

"Are you alright Spits?" I asked slightly concerned for my safety.

"Heh, heh, heh...I'm going back to bed, not enough painkillers. Not enough, heh, heh, heh," she said laughing in between each word as she left the room. I looked at her, thinking that I went a bit far as she left my sight. When she was gone, I grabbed a box from behind and opened it. Inside was a nice, black collar with a small bell where the tag should go. I put it on with a smile, completing my new look.