All of us flew towards the castle, escorted by two royal guards, clad in their obnoxious golden armor. Thankfully Celestia was feeling merciful for me today. She didn't purposefully aimed the sun at my eyes off of the over-polished armor, however, my followers weren't so lucky. Gloria, Sandy, and Crimson were struggling to fly with the sun trying its best to blind them. Blue, who was flying right beside me, let go a chuckle when Sandy and Gloria bumped into each other as we descended into the main walkway into the castle.

Just as we all caught our breath from the short flight up a mountain. A guard in purple armor walked up us with two thestral guards following right behind. I met them half way with a smile on my face, ready to troll the living hell out of anyone that wanted to bother me.

"Hello there little filly, what are you doing here?" Captain Shining Armor said with a grin. 'Time to attack with class!'

"I am equating a personal summons from my dear friend Princess Luna. My associates and I are to be escorted to Princess Celestia's private lounge for an important, private meeting regarding the future of Equestria's education system. So, would you be so kind as to show us the way? It would be much appreciated." I said in a very posh accent and in pristine and a well practiced royal posture.

Shining Armor and his entourage stared at me in utter, petrifying shock with their mouths open like the are trying to catch shooting stars. Shining realized faster than his two compatriots, he gave me a cheeky smirk, with a devilish plan against me.

"Is that so? Then where is your invitation?" Shining asked. 'Oh, I see what he's doing. Trying to use get rid of me with ignorance heh?'

"It was given to me and Captain Storm Caller via an oral invitation by Princess Luna herself." He frowned at the mention of Storm while his guards began to sweat. 'Hmm, Stormy is feared here. Neat.'

"An oral invitation isn't a valid one," he replied. 'Oh well, I tried. I guess it's time to use the Royal Caps Lock that Luna taught me!' I thought with a maniacal grin that made the three ponies a little skittish.

"PRINCESS FUCKING LUNA! DILDO SHINING ARMOR IS BEING AN EXOBITONIST ASSHOLE! CAN YOU PLEASE COME PICK ME UP AND FIST ME LIKE YOUR DADDY!" I screamed in the Royal Caps Lock.

Shining Armor glared death at me, but before he could act, a blinding light exploded behind the guards; temporarily blinding me and my minions and Blue my friend with benefits. "What is thy matter Baroness Rose and company?" spoke a calm sounding Princess Luna with a hint of smugness. Rubbing my eyes from the sudden flash, I smirked at the frightened thestrals and Mr. Purple.

"Just a rude Captain preventing my compatriots and I from commenting on our important business within the royal lounge," I replied, aiding in the torment that shall envelop the castle, even though it will only last a few hours.

"We-I see. Then shalt we commence on our allegations while your friends have fun in the castle," Luna smiled causing the guards groan at their new, foal sitting duties. I told my friends that I will see them later and proceeded to the lounge where Sun Butt herself was waiting.

"So as you can see, specialized learning is fine and all, but not everypony has an equal opportunity in their field of comfort. Having a stable system that covers all areas of education should get rid of the specialization crutch that most of our society lives on," I said finishing my long winded lecture as I casually drink a cup of coffee.

"That was rather an informative and very thorough explanation of your school system Lady Rose. With your input, that is not only beneficial to the advancement of our understanding of the world, but to give a foundation for those who can not find their hold in life with their talent? Quite an accommodating accomplishment. Well done Lady Rose," Celestia smiled with her motherly smile, showing me that she is proud of me despite summing up how my school district worked in Sask Canada. I finished my drink and bid the Princesses farewell as they finished writing down all my suggestions for a better school system which will most likely not effect me unless I get thrown into university. In that case, fuck me.

Trotting down the white halls, passing white walls. Marble clipping and clopping to the impacts of my hooves. Tapestries showed the history of the land and guards sat ever vigil in the most random of places. The maids gave me a curious glance as I made my way to the gardens, but paid no mind.

I turned corner after corner, down hall after hall. My small size really hated me right now as the distance felt like it was twice as long, but to my joy. I walked, skipped and hopped down the final corridor where I bumped into something big. I back peddled and rubbed my snout, looking up to see to my utter horror.

Prince Blue Balls!

"How dare you plebian!" he scowled. "Do you know who I am? Well, whelp? Care to answer?"

"Yes, I know who you are, but do you know who I am?" I smugly replied.

"I will be the one asking the questions worm!"

"Well, if you insist. I am Baroness Winter Rose, advisory and young protege and daughter of Spitfire. Also, land owner of the Unexplored west."

"I don't believe you. How can such a pitiful runt like you be so important?" he scoffed.

"Simple. I just finished a meeting with both the princesses in their private lounge in the north wing. You can ask them yourself you; shemale loving, cock sucking, little colt loving, masochistic to all stallions and cum drinking like its going out of style, pinecone." With a 'hmph,' I walked off, leaving the blushing prince who, for some reason, go a hard on, alone. 'Huh, no wonder why he is so prissy. He likes stallions,' I thought as I left the castle.

I smiled as I passed by the overkill colour arrangement of flowers, plants and other as I joined my bunk mates in the gardens. I found them watching two guards duking it out with a couple of long, wooden pikes. I quietly sat beside Blue, thinking naughty thoughts to catch her attention. I felt her wings flutter for a split second and caught her eye looking my way. I leant in close to her ear and asked what was what.

"So, what's going on Moon?" I asked.

"Nothing much," she whispered back, "we ate supper took a tour of the garden and stopped here to watch a fight, why?" she said as the bigger guard finishes off the smaller guard.

"Oh, nothing much. I just learned I owned a huge landmass for some reason, made school somewhat better, drank tea with the princesses and got to sit by my cuddle bug," I smiled as her face gains a shade of red. 'Heh, from homeless loser to smut freak.... meh could have gone worse. Not my fault the Pony Sutra was on the coffee table back home.' "Anyway, we will be going soon. So do you want to do something while the others are enthralled with the duel?"

"Oh....Ahh....Not really....Not here anyway," Moon smiled.

"Alright, Kids! It's time to get back to camp!" Called one of a pair of golden guards.

"Well, when we get back to camp. I found a little hole under a tree. It's clean, dry and soundproof. What to check it out?" I said as I bumped her flank with mine as we caught up to the small group of whining.

"Sure. I would like that," she smiled as we unfurled our wings and took flight into the twilight sky.