Like any day of the week, Monday would be the most hated. It was the day of getting off of your lazy ass to make a mark in the world. From school to work, to internet and porn. It was the day that most wish that their bosses would die in a fire with all of the schools. It was also the day that I could get up and smile at six in the morning just to spite everyone I dislike, but this Monday...This Monday destroyed my happy-go-lucky mentality of tormenting my fellow peers with my fucks given.

I'm not sure how I ended up in the middle of the desert, in a box made of metal, hanging over a ravine. I saw nothing but black at the bottom. The sheer thought of the possible fall into nothingness was slightly unnerving. 'This...this isn't that bad. Flying through a thunderstorm in a one engine glider, nor being hit by a car going a hundred kilometers an hour, but it's still up there,' I thought as I looked at the barren landscape to figure out how in hell I was supposed to get out of this cruel, cruel prank.

After looking around in my cage with the hope of finding a way out, and after failing to stand up in my seemingly large cage, I learned that I was no longer Human, but a white Pegasus with a two-toned azure mane. 'Still not as bad as the Twin Incident.' I tried my best to keep calm as my brain didn't want to work with my body at the moment, but the odds of my rational self, staying in control—Was thrown out the metaphorical window when I saw that my 'Magic Mike' was replaced by a 'Princess Peach!'

I bit down on my ar...forleg, as hard as I could to the point of drawing blood, begging to Satan's tits that his was all a dream. That I was not a horse, that I was just on some bad LSD trip from drugged coffee, but the immense pain from my self-inflicted injury told me otherwise.

I sat in silence as I rubbed my throbbing hoof as tears from the pain dampened my cheeks. Trying to take everything in was hard. Having been placed in a cage, in the middle of a desert, over a ravine in a cage (Possibly in another world), as a Pegasus mare with color problems was not on my bucket list. 'Funny, this is still not as bad as the Twin Incident.' With all that in mind, and slightly surprised that I wasn't dying of heatstroke, and off in the distance I could see something flying towards me... wait, what?

I squinted as I saw something far off in the east. I couldn't quite tell what they were, but they were all flying straight towards me. I didn't know if they were coming to rescue me, but one thing was for certain. They were crazy! All of them dived into the far end of the ravine, dodging giant snake monsters, falling boulders, and a horrific wind. I watched as they all pushed through it all like it was a game of cat and mouse. They rushed past each other after one of them slips up or slows down. They twisted and twirled around all of the obstacles like magical dancers of the wind. After a few seconds after a they entered the ravine, I was able to get a good look at the techno-colored Pegasi in tight, blue latex.

"Wait... Maybe they can help me?!" I thought out loud.

"Hey! Over here!" I shouted as loud as I could to the oncoming Pegasi in my new and very cute voice, but they didn't notice right away.

"Please, help!" I continued to scream for help as loud as I could, causing my cage to shake. "Overher—!" I tried to say, but the sudden jolt of my cage dropping a few feet cut me off. Without my control and with claustrophobia making its way into my heart, and soul, my wings began flapping in fear that I was going to see the bottom of the ravine.

"Don't let me die!" I screamed one last time before a sudden sensation of weightlessness, my wings locking up, and my perception of time slowed down.

My cage dropped like a rock into the ravine just as the five figures got close enough to touch where I used to be. I closed my eyes, knowing that I was going to die and that my heroes were too late to my rescue.

I had a decent life, mostly. I wouldn't miss my old life other than my books, music, and the odd walk through the city. I had nothing going for me other than surviving in a world that most never see. Being abandoned by every member of my family for a fucked up reason, and I was very picky friends and even more critical with girls. Being shy was my best and worst trait, and being introverted as hell paid the price.

"No regrets," I thought with a smile before my body finally decided to slam against something hard.

"What...The?" I groaned as I rubbed my face from the pain of kissing the metal floor of my cage. I looked around with my vision going black from the sudden stop of my fall, and saw two Pegasi lifting me and my cage up and out of the ravine with all their might.

"It's alright now little filly! We got 'ya!" said one of the Pegasi, just as the need to sleep was something that I wanted.

'Hmm, the cage is nice and soft,' was my final thought in the wakeful world of rainbows and talking horses.

*Thunk!*

The sound of trumpets playing some sort military ballad off in the distance, and was disturbing my sleep! I have lived under bridges, camped in moving trains, but this is just annoyingly loud! How could anyone deal with this crap every morning? Them military bastards have it rough. 'When I decide to get my ass out of bed, I will find the guy that is playing on his trumpet and shove his golden fleshlight down his throat.' After a few more seconds of the gay trumpet ruining my sleep in the distance, it finally stopped, but the sound of someone walking into my room replaced it.

"It's time to wake up," demanded a sexy voice from beside my bed that I hope was a hospital and not a prison, but they way she talked to me didn't help my bitterness from the loud wake-up call.

"Leave me alone...My bed needs me," I whined before I buried my head under my wonderful pillow.

"No can do little filly," said the stern sounding woman as she prodded my side with a stump that I hoped was a stick.

"Go fuck yourself then," I growled back as I snuggled deeper underneath my pillow. I was not a morning person on most days, but I will be damned if some random person wakes me up before my night shift!

"E-Excuse me?!" the woman gasped, bringing a smile to my face from her reaction. However, what followed the reaction wasn't something that I would like. Before I knew it, I felt something wrapped around my waist and yank me out of my bed.

"You need your mouth washed out with soap!" the woman yelled. Before I could react or take in my surroundings, my mouth was propped open and something that only Satan himself would use to clean himself with entered my mouth and began to deepthroat me like I was a Pornstar.

My eyes shot open as I tried to break free from my soapy molestation. I didn't have time to rationalize anything as I kicked and thrashed like a wild animal until I connected with something soft with my foot that was followed by, 'falling.' I landed on my ass, hard, before I spat out Satan's soap jizz, and rolled underneath my bed while trying to remove the horrible taste out of my mouth, by licking the floor.

"Where did you go young lady!" the woman screeched like a banshee as she stormed out the door with a loud, *Slam!* And disappeared from whence she came.

I waited under my bed, scared out of my mind as I listened to the deranged woman, screaming at the top of her lungs in search for me, the one who got away! Not that I cared about it all that much. Once I realized that I wasn't a human being, but my Pegasi counterpart that I woke up as in the cage over the ravine, I didn't want to be dissected like an alien and needed to escape. I came out from my hiding spot with my body remembering that I now walked on four legs and not two, complicating my speed and overall balance. I stumbled around until I crawled from under and climbed onto the bed, and searched the area that I woke up in.

'Okay. I'm in a room with one bed, an end table with some water (or poison). There is a big door, a window, and a painting of a beautiful dark blue equine looking over a field of twilight. I can assume that the woman would come back, realizing that I was hiding in plain sight, making the window the only way out which was, at least, a few stories off the ground. So jumping was going to be painful. Then again. I have wings but how do I use them?'

I looked at my strange wings, then to the window. As I tried to figure out how to fly, I flexed my back muscles hoping that thinking about how a bird flaps its wings like a fluid wave would trigger my new muscle memory. I closed my eyes, focusing with all my might at the motions when I found three new muscles that felt like arms attached to my back while off in the distance, I could hear the woman getting closer.

"There you are!" the woman said, slamming the door wide open, causing me to loose all focus on my task of flying and reacted to the sudden feeling that I was going to die. Within a split second, I shifted my weight to the left in the hope that I could at least try and run away on my stubby little legs. What happened next shocked both me and the mare as I was sent flying through the glass and out the window, making it shards of death on anyone that was unlucky enough to be underneath my exit.

The second I broke through the glass, I went spiraling out of control. I kept my eyes closed, praying to God and everything that is holy in the world! That the Pegasi from before would come and save me, screaming, "My anus is bleeding!" But no one came.

I flew some for quite some time before I opened my eyes again. I saw off in the distance, on the summit of a flat rock, was the military base that I must have escaped from! I smiled and cheered in my mind and looked around to see where I was and...I...Was...Over...Nothing. The sudden realization that I was possibly a few thousand feet high off the ground, and I didn't know how to fly. My wings locked up and like a cartoon, I dropped like a stone and began to fall to my death...Again.

"Fuck me!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I passed through layers of clouds that revealed to me that the ground was not that far off and was coming closer to give me a hug. A big red hug! My heart raced a mile a second as I screamed at my wings to open up again, but as I fell without any hint of stopping. I closed my eyes, hoping that someone, something was going to save me!

I counted in my head, figuring out that I only had a few seconds left to live. I said goodbye to all that I loved, again, all the while I screamed to start flying again, but I only had five seconds left to live.

‘Four. Three. Two. One. Dead.’

....

'I'm not dead?'

....

I slowly opened my eyes again, thinking that I arrived at the big, golden gates from above, only to find that I was hovering just a few feet off the ground. I stopped flapping my wings once I learned I was safe and instantly ate dirt and grass. Said grass tasted like stale mint, the dirt, however, not so much.

"Nice landing," I sighed as I spat out the dirt and fumbled my way back onto my ass. I looked around to see if there was anything close by aside from grass and trees with the sun at its apex. I rubbed my muzzle from a sudden soreness that came from my faceplant and heard something that was off. I search for the noise that sounded like a giant bird. Making the connection, I looked up and saw a raging, warm-yellow, Pegasus with a wild two-toned orange mane that was combed back, flying right at me. She wore some sort of; blue, and yellow latex, uniform. Flying right behind her was two other Pegasi in the same outfit.

The closer she got, the more rage I saw in her eyes. The need to run again overwhelmed me as she mouthed something that I believed was, "Your dead Kid!"

"Okay, dirt kissing is over. Time to go!"

I bolted as fast as I could on my stubby legs towards the trees, but to no avail. The mare on fires two lackeys blocked my escape while she flew at me from behind screaming at the top of her lungs. I veered to the right, flapping my wings as fast as I could in an effort to take to the sky again. Thankfully, they decide to listen to my commands.

I stretched my front legs like Superman and flew low to the ground. I looked back for a moment to see where I used to be and saw the three regrouping and gave chase again under their own wing power. I took a quick study at how they moved their wings and in my quick look, I tried to incorporate their motions into my own, half-assed, self-taught, motions and picked up speed.

Sure I was going faster, but they were quickly catching up. I had to look around for a place to hide, knowing that I was never going to out fly trained professionals and a few miles ahead of me, I saw what I believed was a town on the side of a mountain. I made that the place to be my escape destination and flapped even faster for my life depended on it.

"You're not getting away, this time, twerp!" screeched the now trailing orange mare with a black eye.

"Faster damn it!" I begged in my mind for my body to fly beyond its limit.

I closed my eyes, trying to ignore the growing pain that was growing in my wings. I heard the other two catch up and their flapping told me that they were at both of my sides, but I kept pushing. I could feel that I was going faster and faster despite the pain that was bringing tears to my eyes. I could feel the resistance against the tips of my hooves, but I didn't care. All I could hear was the static erupting around my ears that drowned out the cursing that came from the orange mare, and focused in on my pounding heart.

Then, there was no more resistance. There was only the sound of a deafening *Boom!* I had to open my eyes to see what the hell they were using to try and catch me, but they weren't there. My pursuers were long gone as a giant azure ring grew right behind me while a stream of azure that made me look like a Light Bike from Tron, came from my tail. I quickly turned around and my heart froze. The town that I was racing towards was barreling towards me. My heart sank even further as the sight of a window with a dark, blue Pegasus mare, starting back at me in horror. I couldn't stop. I didn't know how. I closed my eyes and made sweet, sweet love to another window.

*Crash!*

Princess Luna sat beside her bed, watching the guards, as well as a few construction ponies, fix her shattered window from today's earlier events. She looked over to the little filly sleeping soundly on her bed with her head wrapped in gauze. A few hours ago, Princess Celestia received a report of a runaway filly that was being kept safe at the Wonderbolts Academy until her parents were found, however. Only a couple minutes later the filly bolted out a window after assaulting Captain Spitfire and proceeded to freefall from the summit.

Luna smiled at the note that Captain Spitfire found the filly after she startled her in the hospital wing, causing her to fly away. Spitfire, as well as Fleet Foot and Soran, tried to catch up to the fleeing filly, but the closer they got, the faster the filly flew. It was surprising to learn that the filly that they were chasing broke the sound barrier and successfully did a Sonic Rainboom. The three couldn't, but she, herself, saw the filly charging straight towards Canterlot, where she couldn't stop and crashed into her room.

"Tis going to be a long day," Luna sighed as looked down at the little filly for a moment, then to Captain Spitfire who trotted into the room with a black eye caused by the sleeping filly.

Author's Notes:

Hi there, this is the revised and Edited version of the story that was a part of the millions of Ideas that are flowing through my head!

This hasn't been changed all that much other than a few reworked paragraphs and fixing all of the missing words and stuff, (Which may or may not plague the story).

Also, to all of the people that have read the original, please let me know if it has lost some of its funny.

And as a side note-More words may be added to fill in some blanks or add some missing flavor. Thanks

Also please give me positive criticism. No two words and dislike, that does not count as Criticism!