Aw shit, it's another day in Equestria. Oh. Wait. ShitFuckShit. You're late for work. It's a race for time. Jumping out of bed, you quickly slam the alarm clock so it shuts the fuck up. You whiz past your Triple S and sprint downstairs while throwing on your shirt. No time for breakfast as you open the front door.

Stepping forward, Yellowshy stands directly in front of you, smiling brightly.

"Are minor inconveniences that add up to hateful situations your fetish, Anon?"

"Fuckin, get out of my way, Fluttershy," you say, trying to step past her.

Except, she steps directly in your path. Then, as you step to the other side, she moves in front of you.

"Fuckin, Stop. This isn't Funny."

You pick her up in the air, flailing her four hooves about. Gripping her midsection like a football, you throw with all your might and launch her into the air.

Taking off at a run, you head for the Apple's farm, knowing that Applejack will kick your ass again today for being late. That is, until you a hard collision to the back of your head. You tumble forward, feeling four hooves grip around your skull.

"I-I'm not giving up that easy, Anon!"

"FUCKING. GET THE FUCK OFF!"

You pull against Fluttershy to remove her from your head, and she digs her hooves into your eyes.

"STOOOOPPP!!!!"

"LOOOVEEE MEEEE!!!" she screams.

"NEEEVVEERRRR!"

Whipping your head back, you smash the little pony into the ground. She lets go, coughing, and you scramble to your feet again. Sprinting with all your might, you can see the apple orchard in the distance. Finally! You can get to work! Then this meaningless plot will be over!

You leap over the gate and dart towards the first cart you see, and sure enough, Applejack is eyeing her next tree to harvest. With a mighty kick, she bucks, and apples fall into the cart.

"I'm here!" you call out.

"About darn time!" she says back. "Get over here!"

Then you feel a tug on your ankles. Losing your balance, you give the ground the best high five possible with your body.

"Dang it, Anon! What have I told you about bringing your marefriend to work?!" AJ says.

"Fuckin. Fluttershy! Get off!"

You kick at the yellow pegasus, but she resists with all of her might.

"You know what, Anon? I think I've had it with you. You curse around Applebloom, you get distracted on the job by your marefriend, and now you're promotin domestic abuse. Well I can't have it on this farm."

Your gaze moves to Applejack, shocked at what you're hearing.

"Wait! No! This isn't what it looks like!"

"Sorry, Anon. I have to run a family business. You're fired."

Applejack walks away, carrying her cart of apples with her. You glare down at Fluttershy with an intense hatred. She blushes and looks away from you.

"S-so. I-I guess that wasn't your fetish, huh?"