You're sitting at your kitchen table, reading the Foal Free Press. Honestly? It's pretty fucking terrible. There's misspellings, lack of citations, and straight up articles on why pineapple is better than peaches. There's nothing substantial about this paper. At all.

But that said, what else are you going to fucking read? If you go to the library, then it's just going to put you even more out in the open to Fluttershy's fetish guesses, as well as get you banned from the library. You don't have any restraining orders on you yet, damn it, and you intend to keep it that way.

Then, there's a knock on the door. Your head raises, and the mail is pushed through the slot.

Rising to your feet, you head to the door and pick up the mail.

Let's see... Junk Mail, Junk Mail, Transdimensional letter sent from some nurse, and... what's this? A pink envelope?

Tossing the mail into the trash, you crack open the envelope and immediately catch a whiff of some gentle floral scent. You sniff the envelope, and sure enough, it seems to be sprayed with some form of perfume.

Reaching inside, you pull out three photographs. Those sort of self-developing polaroid ones.

The first one shows Fluttershy lightly biting on some sort of gaming controller, her eyes are half lidded and she seems to be stretching in some weird position. She had a neon-green streak in her hair and is wearing a pair of horn-rimmed glasses. Without lenses.

You groan and throw it behind you. Looking at the next, you see the controller cord wrapped around her hind legs, with the controller hiding her pony ponut. She looks back at the camera, looking shy and nervous.

Closing your eyes, you shudder. Throwing that photo behind you, you peek at the last photo.

"Is that controller up her pooper? Fucking Christ..."

Flipping the photo over, in red crayon, you find written 'Are Gamer Girls your Fetish?'

Tossing the photo in the trash, you shake your head and move back to the paper.

Fucking Christ, man. This shit is changing you. For the first time in your life, you said no to free porn.