You sit outside of Sugarcube corner, staring down into a mug of brown liquid. Sipping your coffee, you take a deep breath and try to shake off your nerves.

It's okay, Anon. It's just coffee. It's not a big deal. Except, it's with a mare that you've met twice, and randomly gave you her number.

Sure, the phone conversation went well. Sex stuff didn't come up at all. She seems really nice. And she laughed at your jokes too. That's all good signs.

Then why are you so nervous?

Shaking your head, you look around at your surroundings. Redheart doesn't seem to be anywhere. Nor is there any sign of Fluttershy. This is good.

Well, it's not good. What if the nurse stands you up? On the other hand, that's totally okay. It's not like you have high hopes to not be alone in Equestria anymore. It's not like you have had the nurse on your mind for the last few days. It's not like you were here thirty minutes early, and have been checking your watch for the last 28 minutes and 14 seconds. Whoops. 18 seconds.

Taking a sip of your coffee, you lean back in your chair. Everything is going to be fine. Stop worrying so much, Anon.

"Hi, Anon," says a familiar female voice.

Jumping an inch at the unexpected voice, you sit up to find the pink haired-- Fluttershy.

"Is this seat taken?" she asks innocently.

"Yes."

Fluttershy sits down across from you, smilling widely.

"Did you set up a little date for us, Anon? I didn't know you really cared," she says, sounding happy.

"No. This isn't a date."

Because it's not a date. It's totally not a date. It's just coffee with a mare who gave you her number.

"Oh, Anon. You don't have to play coy with me. We're hardily being subtle anymore," she says with a smile.

Then, you notice something caressing your leg.

"Fluttershy, if I look under the table and you're playing hoovsies with me, I'm going to destroy you."

The yellow pegasus giggles and shakes her head.

"That's not my leg," says with a smile.

Fear fills your soul as you feel the mass throb against you. You back up your chair, and fearfully look under the table. A massive yellow horsecock bulges against your leg, dribbling with pre-cum.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, FLUTTERSHY?!"

"Is Futanari your fetish, Anon?" she asks eagerly.

"NO! THAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING!"

You turn on the spot, hands in your pocket and begin to walk away from the small cafe. Setting some distance between you and Fluttershy, you eyes are caught by a mare off in the distance with a white coat, long pink hair tied into a ponytail, and wearing a robin's egg blue sweater. Stopping on the spot, you wave your arm in the air and grab her attention. Redheart's eyes move up to you, and a wide smile curls on her lips.

"Hey!" she calls out as she moves directly to you. "I hope I didn't keep you long."

"No, not at all," you say happily. "Hey, instead of coffee, wanna go for a walk in the park?"

Nurse Redheart smiles.

"Sure! It doesn't make any difference to me. Lead the way."

You walk beside the mare, keeping pace with her step, looking down at her.

"So, what's up? How was work?" you ask as the two of you walk towards the Ponyville park, a yellow pegasus standing in the road behind you, out of sight, tears welling in her eyes.