Author's Notes:

Back to Regularly Scheduled programming.

Do you have a fetish you want Fluttershy to ask Anon about? Leave suggestions in the comments.

You sleepily stand in front of a mirror, staring at yourself intently.

Is... is that? It is. Fuck.

You've got a zit coming in, right on your nose. The skin swells and tightens right around the tip, and right at the center, you can see a small dot of white forming.

Great. That's going to be annoying as hell to deal with.

You hear the typical three knocks on the door, and you groan to yourself. It's that time again. Fetish time.

You head down the stairs, yawning and scratching that itch on your right butt cheek through your sleep pants. Groggily, you open the front door to the yellow pegasus flying outside.

"Hey Fluttershy," you groan.

"Hi Anon," she says happily.

"What's it today?"

"Brute force!"

"Oh, that's nice," you say with a smile.

There's a pause as the pegasus flaps her wings to remain at eye level with you. She reaches out a hoof, then clocks you directly in the nose. You feel the force like a thousand bricks right on your pimple, stepping backward in pain.

Okay. That's fucking it. You're awake now.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" you scream.

"I-Is being punched in the face your fetish?" she asks innocently.

"NO! WHO THE SHIT HAS A FETISH LIKE THAT?!"

She stares at you quietly. You watch her carefully, as her eyes dart side to side.

"OH THAT IS FUCKED UP, FLUTTERSHY!"

"IT'S NOT ME!" she pleads. "It's...uhm...Angel Bunny."

"YOU PUNCHED YOUR BUNNY IN THE FACE?!"

"Only, like, three times."

You step to the door and slam it in her face. Pulling a hand away from your nose, you see your pimple oozing blood.

"S-so, what about being kicked in the dick?" she asks.

"FUCKING GO HOME!"

"O-oh. Okay. See you tomorrow, Anon!"

You groan to yourself, walking back to your bathroom. Maybe you can put toilet paper on it. Or something.

You could call it a shaving accident. From shaving your nose. A nose shaving accident.

Yeah, right.

"Fucking Fluttershy," you mutter under your breath.