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It's another, beautiful average day in Equestria. You open your eyes from a night of wonderfully restful sleep and feel refreshed and ready to start the day. You rise to your feet and stretch your arms wide and rub your eyes.

Wait a moment. Are these... tears? That's weird. You don't remember having a sad dream. Oh well.

You throw on some clothes, inspect your slowly growing beard in the mirror, and head downstairs for a morning cup of coffee.

Then, of course, there are three gentle knocks at the door. But today, you honestly don't mind. Fluttershy's fetish guesses are usually weird and uncomfortable, annoying even, but aren't usually harmful. You grab your cup of coffee and throw open the door.

Fluttershy stands at the door, smiling widely to herself.

"Good Morning, Anon! I'm happy you put on pants!" she says happily.

You open your mouth to speak, but her strange greeting throws you beyond off guard. What the actual fuck, Fluttershy?

"Uh, good morning to you-"

But Fluttershy wastes no time as she opens the box, leaps toward you, opens your pants, and slides the contents of the box into your pants.

That's when you feel the wiggling, the pinching, scuttling.

"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FU-"

You immediately begin to hop around like a bunny on asphalt in Mexican Summer. But this seems to only make your new trouser friends angry, as you begin to feel the biting.

"Are insects on your penis your fetish, Anon?" Fluttershy asks softly.

"NO YOU STUPID BI- OH MY GOD WORMS DO NOT GO THERE!!!!!"

"Are insects inside your penis your fetish, Anon?" Fluttershy counters happily.

You immediately rip your pants and underwear off and douse your body in scalding hot coffee to get the bugs off. Which, of course, just cause you to scream, but the bugs are also not a fan of hot coffee, and fall to the ground, scuttling back to their buttercup colored master.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, FLUTTERSHY?!"

"Oh, you know," Fluttershy says happily. "No fetish is too insignificant, Anon. It's not as if I'm trying to punish you for something."

And on that note, Fluttershy turns and leaves, humming happily to herself.