Another boring ass day at school as a young Anon. The teacher sure knows how to drag things out and make things boring. Seriously, who is ever going to need to learn how to write short stories in the future? And it's only been the first 10 minutes of the day. School is stupid. You sit in class glaring at nothing, bored out of your mind. Suddenly, you are nudged in the side.

Looking to your right, you see that weird yellow one trying to pass you a note in class. She's blushing like mad.

"What?"

She holds out a note across the aisle. Ugh. You take it from her and unwrap it.

Let's see...

"Anon... would you..."

What the fudge?! Your pupils dilate and your heart drops.

"Anon. Is there something you would like to share to the class?"

The teacher snatches the note from your hands and walks to the front of the room.

"Anon. I think you are a sexy dirty monkey. Would you please put your monkey ding dong into my no-no hole. Please circle No, Maybe once or a Whole lot. Love Fluttershy."

The class goes silent. Fluttershy's face is pure red. Your face gives the desk a high-five.

"Well. We will speak about this after class, Anon."

You groan to yourself.

"Pssst."

You look to your right to see the pegasus staring at you.

"Uhm, What's your answer?"

This is going to be a long day.