Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Finale

The Legend

Critique not the consoles
Their graphics, price, or lighting
Lest their fancolts wreak destruction
Upon the forum in which they clash

Though the gamer's great guardian
Shall rise to quell the fighting
Alone it's ban shall fail
Lest the earth shall turn to Mash

Into thine hooves
Play together all three
Their powers combined
Match the P of the C

From the trio of consoles
DLC shall you take
For between start and end
All the difference it makes

Climb into bed this fight shall be long
And your mom will reveal her sexiest thong

Author's Notes:

Yeah, not much. Just something I thought up at work tonight, what with the PS4 releasing and all.