Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Sleepless in Ponyville

Dear Princess Celestia,

By the moon, why didn't you tell me Luna could enter into my dreams?!? For fuck's sake, I'm never gonna be able to look her in the eye again! Seriously, when you go this long without getting rutted, the mind does what it does, and that's no fucking business of hers!

Damnit...you know what? Fuck this. Fuck all of it, fuck Luna, and fuck you. Now where's the energy drinks, I'm never sleeping again. Pinkie has to have something that causes insomnia.

You soon-to-be sleep-deprived former student,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Sweetie Belle,

Do you even lift?

Sincerely,
Rarity

Dear Princess Celestia,

Who's got my rusty horseshoe?

You?

...no?

Alright, I'll go ask that Pegasus filly who can't fly.

Sincerely,
The Olden Pony

Dearest Sister,

I do believe Twilight Sparkle's dreams are our key to finally breaking into the pornography industry. This is some seriously hardcore stuff. I'll get the camcorder.

Sincerely,
Luna

Alright, that is seriously it for today. I am officially out of steam.