Dear Princess Twilight,

Hey, Twi. Sunset here. You told me to keep an ear to the ground for any inter-dimensional business opportunities.

Well, I've got one.

I need you to use whatever Princessly authority you've got, and raid every single hospital and pharmacy in Ponyville. Get me all the ivermectin you can get your hooves on, and send it through the portal.

Sincerely,
Sunset Shimmer

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Dear Sunset,

Ivermectin? The de-worming medication? Just what the fuck is going on over—

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Twilight,

Please don't ask. Just do it.

You want 20% of the profits? Because I'm potentially sitting on a Celestia-damned gold mine here.

Just get it to me.

-Sunset

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