Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.

Dear Apple Bloom,

If the Great Seedling is anything like a Snipe, you have to clap your hooves three times and use chocolate as bait.

Senior Wilderness Explorer,
Russell

Dear Big Mac,

Sorry. If I had known about your upcoming great harvest, I'd have scheduled our nightly rendez-vous sessions another day so you wouldn't end up sleepwalking.

I hope you still enjoyed our time together though.

Your marefriend,
Sugar Belle

Dear Diary,

Best. Prank. Ever!

Signed,
Rainbow Dash

Dear Big Mac,

Say, after you get some rest, do you want to come over and give me a great seeding?

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Try it, bitch.

Threateningly Sincerely,
Sugar Belle