Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Party of One

Dear Princess Celestia,

You know, I've been here in Ponyville for quite awhile. Several months ago, you sent me here to learn all the lessons I could about the magic of friendship.

Well, I think I'm done. Yep, pretty much learned it all.

Can I come home now? Pinkie is really starting to fucking scare me.

Your frightened former student,
Twilight Sparkle