Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.

Dear Rainbow Dash,

Why are you so nervous about Pinkie’s pies? Are they laced with poison?

Curious,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

It’s not that I hate pies. Don’t you know how she makes them???

Scared,
Rainbow Dash

Sing a song for my friends,

But they’re all about to die

Four and twenty little ponies,

Baked in a pie.

When they were cut open

The ponies started to scream;

But isn't that a tasty dish,

Compared to Krispy Kreme!

Dear Rainbow Dash,

No feeding the animals pie!

Your friend,
Fluttershy

Dear Pinkie,

Getting the truth out of Rainbow Dash is all well and good, but sometimes you have to take a look at how that affects your bottom line.

Attached you will find the invoice for all the baking ingredients you used today.

It's due by Friday.

Sincrely,
Carrot Cake and Cup Cake

Dear Pinkie,

It's so weird that you had so much trouble with Rainbow.

She ate my pie just last night.

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

Dear Pinkie,

Yeah, mine too.

Regards,
Captain Spitfire

To the Dashinborn,

You must ascend the seven thousand steps and speak to Piethurnaax at the throat of the world.

Flying up there to help her down doesn't count.

Sincerely,
Arngeir