Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.

Dear CMC,

Apologies about Rumble. I was getting tired of teaching Trixie, so I decided to teach somepony else. The problem was that I may have accidentally taught him my old philosophies by mistake. Again. I'm sorry.

Your friend,
Starlight Glimmer

Dear Zecora,

Could we spend time together again brewing potions?

Sincerely,
Apple Bloom

Dear Apple Bloom,

Sure. I don't see why not.
It has been a while since you were last taught.
We can brew many potions of all kinds.
Plus, it allows me to have more screen time.

Your brewing teacher,
Zecora

Dear Diary,

Do colts try to hit on you by ruining all your own hard work trying to help other ponies?

I'll never understand boys...

-Scootaloo

Dear Rumble,

Trust me when I say that staying a blank flank isn't such a bright idea. Next thing you know, you're being dressed in dumb outfits by your older sibling. Even diapers. Bucking diapers!

Your friend,
Sweetie Belle

Dear Diamond Tiara,

We know that you're no longer a bully and all, but could you start insulting Rumble about his blank flank? That might get him to stop ruining our camp.

-CMC

Dear CMC,

Sure, anything for a few seconds of screen time.

Pretty sure I haven't uttered a word since you got your marks.

Wierd.

Sincerely,
Diamond Tiara

Dear Thunderlane,

You had better punish that colt for ruining my little sister’s day camp.

Your fellow subordinate,
Rainbow “Crash” Dash

Dear Rainbow “Crash” Dash,

Don’t worry. I’ve got just the thing in mind. I’ve got the perfect nickname for him once he joins the Wonderbolts. Sergeant Blank Flank!

Your fellow subordinate,
Thunderlane

Dear Cutie Mark Day Campers,

So that was a pretty awesome song.

But please tell me, HOW THE FUCK WERE ALL OF YOU SNAPPING?

Sincerely,
Lyra Heartstrings