Dear Nurse Redheart,

What exactly are in those meds you gave me? I think I’m hallucinating talking monsters.

Confused,
Pearly Stitch

Dear Discord,

You do realize that it's okay to be who you are? Even my movie seems to understand that.

Sincerely,
Gene 😒

Dear Gene 😒,

Are you kidding me? As if I’d take advice from a 💩 movie such as yours. Go and ☠️🔫.

-Discord

Dear Trixie,

I may require your expertise on chaotic silverware and teacups for my next tea party with Fluttershy.

Your Delightful Friend,
Discord

“Be my guest

Be my guest

Though my realm is quite a mess

Just watch the Fluttercord, bronies!

I’ll entertain you pests

Cause I do what I please

Even John De Lancie agrees

I’m the embodiment of trolls

You don’t believe me? Ask Rickroll

I can sing

I can dance

Now fall deep into my trance

Forget that a mailman perished here before!

This episode was a blast!

Dislestia kiss my ass!

Okay I jest,

But no contest

This episode’s the best!

Now fans,

Go ship this to death!”

Sweet Celestia, Mix. That song was great. Couldn't help it, eh? Where are you from? Singapore?

I'll just be going now.