Gauntlet of Fire
by milesprower06
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher

Dear Spike,

I don't get it. From what you told me, these ponies treat you like shit. What the hell gives? Why not let Garble get the scepter and rob them blind and burn their cities to the ground?

- Princess Ember

Dear Ember,

Correction; one of them treats me like shit. And it's worth it to see her countless failed sexcapades.

Besides, one of the dragons was right.

We have a lot of pillows.

-Spike

Dear "Princess" Spike,

Stop staying with weak ponies.

Your one dimensional dragon bully,
Garble

Dear Garble,

Well ain't karma a bitch, eh, Garble? Pretty sure you broke all your bones and your pride in that gauntlet. Plus, as a bigger bonus, I get to humiliate you by making you hug dragons who will most likely murder you later for breaching their personal space.

Take that, tough guy!

Thankful,
Dragon Lord Spike

Dear Rarity,

You just had to wear that obnoxious perfume. We were nearly spotted while I was doing valuable research!

A pissed off researcher,
Doctor Twilight Sparkle

Dear Twilight,

You and I both know that your research is finding which dragon had the biggest dick for your worthless cunt.

Annoyed,
Rarity

P.S. Why did you have to drag me along then?!

Dear Crystal Ponies,

Forget WrestleMane-ia. Check out the new overhyped show: "Wipe Out: Dragon Edition."

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

Heil Spike! HEIL SPIKE!!!!
-Crystal Ponies

Dear Princess Ember,

If you're still wondering how we got to each location so quickly...

Teleportation Magic. Duh!

That's why we Alicorns are better than weak minded dragons.

Your Overpowered Alicorn,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Ember,

That's my armor, you cunt. Don't forget who owns your ass.

Your angry master,
Valka

Dear Dragon Lord Ember,

Hey, call me.

I'll hold your basket anytime.

I'm getting pretty tired of fawning over Rarity without her putting out.

-Spike

Wish I had more images for you this time around, but either my internet is being retarded, or Derpibooru's servers are. One of the two.

But hey, a Spike episode that was halfway decent!