Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06 and MixMassBasher

The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows

Dear Scootaloo,

So, caught you with that baby balloon bottle and I was wondering if you want to try out some baby fetishes I always wanted to try. I am an expecting mother, after all.

Overbearing,
Princess Cadance

Dear Fax Machine,

I know it was you who burned my comic. That was a rare one! Pay up.

Angrily,
Shining Armor

Dear Shining Armor,

I was HELPING! Do you want to get sucked into that Sailor Moon comic I burnt? No thank you!

Disgusted,
Spike

Dear Pinkie Pie Princess Unikitty,

Where have you been? Us master builders need to assemble.

In Need of Assistance,
Emmet Brickowski

Dear Shining Armor,

Thanks for the surprise at the party. Now, how about you come into my bedroom for my buried treasure.

Horny,
Twilight

Dear Granny Smith,

Now why in the hay did Mom and Dad take THAT photo. Twilight is for sure blackmailing this.

Depressed,
Applejack

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Don't worry. There'll be more surprises to come.

Sincerely,
Starlight Glimmer

Dear Shining Armor,

My bed or yours? Tonight. Pick one. Or there won't even be ashes left of the rest of your comics.

No way you and that knocked-up bitch are leaving me high and dry. I'm gonna have your foal, too.

Love, your irresistible sister,
Twilight

P.S. Hehe, you could say I'm "irresisterble."