Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Rarity Investigates

Frank,

I'd like to be kept on the Canterlot Market delivery route, I'm about to hit the jackpot. I figure if I offer to "correct" Rarity's orders enough times, I'll probably be able to bone her for my time.

Dear Rainbow Dash,

So because I worked so hard to keep you in the Wonderbolts, I'd say we're finally even for that time we kidnapped you and put you in my basement 30 days before you were accepted, right?

Sincerely,
Rarity

Dear Princess Celestia,

Since my relinquishing of my Captaincy, I've really started to hear some strange stories about the direction Canterlot's Royal Guard is heading in.

Are you seriously letting them choose the color of their plumes now?

Sheesh. I really was holding that outfit together, wasn't I?

Sincerely,
Shining Armor

Author's Notes:

Yeah, so I've fallen a week behind here, and no idea if I'll catch up this week.

Also, don't expect a Friendship Games letter until I get the uncut version on Blu-ray.