Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter
Gotta Bitch'em All

Dear Ash Ketchum,

Hey there asshat. I became a princess in three years.

Say, how's that "Pokemon Master" life goal working out for you?

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

Dear Mr. Ketchum,

Please forgive our realm for that last letter. Princess Twilight's been drinking, and she discovered Spike's Inter-dimensional setting.

Cordially,
Princess Celestia of Equestria

Dear Ash,

Hey, can I ask you a question? Just how rare are those rare candies?

Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie

Dear Pinkie,

If you talk to an old man and then go swimming for some missing numbers, not rare at all.

-Ash

This letter is the result of ramen and cheap imitation Mountain Dew at 5:00 AM. No regrets.