Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter

THE FOAL FREE PRESS
HUMAN CONVENTION ATTACKED, EVACUATED

Hundreds of con-attending ponies were evacuated from a hotel in northern Fillinois over the weekend. After multiple attendees complained of a foul odor, security personnel found an improvised chlorine bomb in a bucket, placed in a stairwell on the ninth floor, and proceeded to evacuate the hotel into the freezing temperatures of the night. The convention disrupted was the annual Midwest SkinFest, which celebrates literature, performance, and art revolving around the mythical "human" creatures, or homo sapiens, which have been confirmed to exist in a parallel universe by Ponyville's own Princess Twilight Sparkle. Members of this community are commonly referred to as "skinnys" or "homos".

Convention chair Lyra Heartstrings has released a statement that the convention would not be issuing refunds, as the evacuation lasted only about two hours, and was caused by an unforeseen criminal act. To whomever carried out this terrorist act, Ms. Heartstrings had this to say:

"It's very unfortunate that somepony thought that this attack would be funny or acceptable. I hope whoever did this is caught, prosecuted, and jailed, where their cellmate will introduce them to the meaning of 'fapping'."