Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Trade Ya!

Dear Pinkie Pie,

We could not have been clearer. We explained. We explained again, more slowly, with small words. We drew you pictures.

You were supposed to lead an auction to trade away Twilight, not her books. Hell, we would've even taken that broken quill in her place.

Thanks for nothing.

Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rarity

Dear Rainbow, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Applejack,

What are you talking about?

I have the book named Twilight right here that we were supposed to get rid of!

Oh....

Ooops.

-Pinkie

Dear Rainbow Dash,

I had a fun time making you all gooey and sticky. Let's do it again sometime.

Love,
Fluttershy

Dear Stellar Eclipse,

I expect royalty payments on those lamps, or I'll make you more handicapped than you already are.

Cordially,
Discord

Dear Fluttershy,

You sold your lamp to be mass produced?

No sex for a month.

Regrettably,
Discord

To the Daring Do Collector Booth,

You know who's even better at training Orthros than Fluttershy?

Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Yep, that's right. All we want in return is your gleaming smile and undying gratitude that soon, you will have the best trained Orthros in Equestria.

So what do you say?

-Spike