( Two hours of running later )

Amy was running through the Everfree Forest. Unfamiliar with the layout of her surroundings, and having a crazy lavender unicorn on your tail it pretty much didn't help her. Unlike the forest at home this one was dense and thick (No pun intended), despite a few growls and rustling in the bushes she continue to push forwards. Half way through the forest she could see the light at the end of the forest.

“Yes! Finally I can see the exit out of this stupid forest!” She said, increasing her own speed in excitement. Just as she was about to make it towards the exit, she notice a backpack off to her left. "The hells a backpack doing here in the middle of the forest?" She thought to herself as she stopped for a second, then walked over and pick the bag up.

Upon picking the back up she notice a letter attached to it saying.

Dear Amy Anderson the Third,

Here's a bag that will help you on your journey/adventure in Equestria. Normally I don't do this kind of thing just for anypony, but seeing how you’re not a pony I guess I could help you out. Think of this as a welcoming gift to our planet. Anywho about this bag, don't worry about running out of room cause this bag has infinite amount of storage, and can keep cooked food warm or cold depending. Anyway I must be going now, welcome to Equestria blah blah blah and all that jazz seeya.

Sincerely, Eris

P.S.

You might want to start running now, cause you know that crazy unicorn that is chasing you right? Well she right behind you, she got tired of waiting on you at the exit of the forest.

"I FOUND HER TWILIGHT!" yelled Spike.

“Dammit! I thought I lost them back in the forest?!” Amy immediately took off running like a bat out of hell, causing Spike to run after her. Looking around to see what to use to slow him down, she notice a branch in front of her. As she ran she grabbed the flexible branch and hit Spike in the nose with it, causing him to trip and get tangled up in some of the vines on the forest floor.

“Ha! I hope that hurt for yeah lizard br-.” Just as she said that, she tripped on a root that was sticking out of the ground. "Ow....the universe just loves to see me suffer doesn't it?" Before she could recover from her fall, Twilight was standing right in front of her. "How the hell did you get from all the way back there? To here in less than a minute?"

"I'm an unicorn remember?" Said Twilight with a smirk on her face. "We can master any form of magic." She vanished then reappeared next to Amy. "Even teleportation spells like this."

"Oh....Well.....Fuck." Amy trembled a bit in fear after hearing that. "Fuck me sideways! She can use magic!" She thought as she bolted to try to run away.

"Oh no you don't!" Her horn started to glow, and a lavender aura was forming around Amy's legs as she tried to run. "Like it? It a levitation spell, pretty much all unicorns learn this spell when they are just little fillies."

“Oh yeah well….eat fireball bitch!” Amy raised her hand in front of Twilight’s face and tried to fire a fireball at her, but nothing happen. “The hell?”

“Judging by the way you used your magic earlier, you’re just learning how to use magic aren’t you?”

“........No.”

Spike rustling out of the bushes with his hand covering his nose. Twilight took notice and saw that his nose was bleeding, then looked at Amy with a Devilish grin on her face. "Mission accomplished Spike!" Said Twilight, as she gave Spike a napkin to cover his nose. "Now I believe we have an engagement with Princesses right? But first, why don't I examine you first? Think of it as payback for giving my number one assistant a bloody nose, and for running off." She said with a creepy smile on her face that only stalkers give.

"Oh god this can't be good, quick think Amy what did my teacher say when you’re in a situation like this?"

( Flashback )

“Remember Amy. When dealing with a crazy anthro unicorn, always remember to sucker punch them in the face, horn, or give them sugar cubes.”

“Not to sound rude or anything, but why would I need to know this Professor Rumina?”

“Hey if I’m able to get my teleporter operational, then we might end up in world full of talking mutant ponies or something.”

( End of Flashback )

“......Professor Rumina was a little bit insane after the fail teleporter experiment, but I got nothing else to lose at this point.” As she finished thinking to herself, Amy reached for her backpack to see if she had anything she could to dispel Twilight's magic. Looking inside she found a bag full of sugar cubes. “How the hell did I even…..you know what fuck it. I’m not even gonna question it right now.”

As Twilight turned her head to see why Amy was moving around. She saw the bag of sugar cubes and immediately dropped her on the ground head first. "A...Are those...W...What I think they are?" She said while drooling a bit.

"Yup." Amy said opening the small bag to show Twilight. "Sugar Cubes."

Amy moved the bag in different directions to get the lavender ponies attention. "You want it?" She ask making Twilight nod yes. "Then go get it!" With that she threw the bag behind her, making Twilight bolted after it like a dog catching its ball.

"Well that was something....Anyway I better get out of here before she returns." As she turned around about to leave the forest, she was blocked by Spike still covering his bloody nose.

"And where do you think you’re going Amy?" Asked Spike, who was blocking the path she was trying to leave.

"Oh right forgot about you kid." She thought. "Well seeing how she'll be busy with the bag of sugar cubes, I think I should leave before she returns."

"And what makes you think I would let you get away after what you did?"

"Oh I will escape. Because there's one move that will let me escape." She said walking slowly towards Spike.

"And that would be?"

“HOLY CRAP IS THAT PRINCESS CELESTIA BEHIND YOU!?” Amy yelled, causing Spike to turn around quickly to see if Celestia was behind. This gave Amy the opportunity to deliver a powerful kick to the dragon’s back. Causing him to be sent flying into a tree.

"Sorry buddy, but I don't like to being experimented on." Looking through her backpack she pulled out an ice pack and place it next to Spike. “For the headache you about to get later on. If we meet again, then maybe I'll buy you a drink or something." Amy ran past the poor dragon that was stuck through the tree.

"I knew I should’ve stayed in bed a little longer."

Twilight returned to where Spike was while eating the bag of sugar cubes. She notice that spike was sticking out of a tree. "Spike what happened!?" She asked, as she stopped eating the bag of sugar cubes and towards Spike to if he's okay. “Are you okay Spike?”

“I got kicked in the ass, and now I’m stuck in a tree. What do you think Twilight?”

Twilight rolled her eyes and began to think to herself. "Hm not only does she possess magic but she can use tactics to help her escape...looks like I'm gonna need some help getting her after all."

"Spike are you able to send a letter to are girls in ponyville?"

"Y-yeah I can why you ask?"

Twilight grew a devilish smile on her face. "Cause we're gonna need help capturing her, seeing how she can out smart me."

( Hours later )

After running for what seemed like forever, Amy finally began to see light at the end of the tunnel (Not that light) through the forest.She saw a clearing, picked up the pace and soon found herself in an open field of grass. “Wow! This place has a lovely country field view. Wish something like this was back at home…..home.” Amy was almost lost in thought until she heard a twig snapped. “Get your head out of the gutters Amy, you can mop about your dead family later. Right now you need to keep running from that crazy lavender alicorn princess.”

Just as Amy was about to head off to lord knows where. She accidently tripped over something that caused her to fall over. “Ow! Hey watch it pony, you stepped on my tail.” Said the tomboyish voice. Amy popped her head up and saw a cyan colored pegasus with rainbow color hair; and was wearing a white shirt & jeans with some holes in them. “Wait a minute.” The pegasus said as she looked Amy up and down. “You don’t look like a pony, you look like a hairless ape.”

“First of all I am not an ape. I’m a human being, and second it’s rude to call someone like that because of their appearance.”

“Hey I calls them as I see them. So anyway who the hay are you?”

“Amy Anderson the Third, and you are?”

“Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equestria.”

“Great a pony who thinks she all that.” Amy rolled her eyes at that and started to walk off. “Well nice meeting you Rainbow Dash, but I’m gonna go now.”

“Yeah see yeah…..wait a minute did you say you were human?”

Amy stopped after hearing Rainbow Dash asked her that question. “Yes.”

"You can use fire magic right?"

“.......Yes.”

“........WAIT A MINUTE! YOU’RE THAT ALIEN TWILIGHT WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THE LETTER SHE SENT ME AREN’T YOU!?”

“AW! Fuck me sideways…..wait letter?” Amy turned around to see the pegasus standing a few inches near her. “Wait what letter?”

“This here letter from my friend Twilight telling me." She said pulling the letter from her pocket. " A human wearing a white trench coat, long red hair, a black shirt that matches the same color as it's pants, her left arm had black leather bandages with a gold wrist bracelet and a black glove. She's also carrying a sword with color of a phoenix but parts of it was black as the same color of black smoke." As she finished reading it she put it back into her pocket. "You might of heard....of....her? HEY DON’T YOU BUCKING DARE RUN AWAY FROM ME!" She yelled as she started to run off after Amy.

Amy saw her chance to run away when Rainbow Dash was reading the little letter she got from Twilight. But as if the universe loved to screw around with her life, Rainbow Dash appeared right in front of her as she slammed a hoof right into Amy’s stomach. Knocking her onto the ground on her back.

“That will make you think twice when you try to run away from me, Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria!” She said, as she cracked her knuckles.

"Yep I pissed her off, quick think of something stupid." An idea popped in her head, as she quickly got up and jolted towards with her sword in hand. Rainbow Dash saw this and moved to the left only for Amy to throw a fireball at the pegasus face. “Yes! Headshot!”

*Congratulations! You unlock one of Elesis abilities FIREWORKS!!*

“Hell yeah!.....Wait who said that?”

*No one, now get back to the story.*

“GAH!” Yelled Rainbow Dash, as she fell on her back after getting hit with a ball of fire. At first it didn’t do anything as she pulled herself up slightly from the ground, but then she felt a burning sensation on her head. She looked up and saw that her mane was on fire. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! MY MANES ON FIRE! MY MANES ON FIRE! SOMEPONY HELP!” She screams as she started to stop, drop, and roll to get the fire off of herself.

“Crap not good.” Amy pulled up her bag to see if she had anything to put the fire out. To her surprise she found a balloon filled with water. “Not even going to ask, but fuck it.” Amy threw the balloon at the cyan pegasus as the fire died out. Rainbow Dash stopped rolling on the ground and looked up at the human with anger in her eyes.

“Um…….would it help if I say that I was sorry about that?” Rainbow Dash didn’t say anything, but flew up into the air through the cloudy sky. A few minutes later the cyan pegasus came flying down towards Amy like a plane dropping a nuke. “Oh fuck me sideways!”

"TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!” Amy was sent fly off into the distance after getting hit by the rainbow nuke, caused by Rainbow Dash.

"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER BUCKER! NO PONY MAKES A FOOL OUT OF-." Just then the sudden realization hit her like a ton of bricks. "Oh crap! I was suppose to capture the human, and bring her to Twilight’s house......Twilight is not going to like this."

(Elsewhere)

“Spike come on, we have to meet up with the others if we’re going to get Amy.” Twilight said as she pulled Spike by his arm.

“Do we have to go after her? Can’t we just let Rainbow Dash or somepony else to get her?”

“This human can use magic Spike. They’ll need my help if she uses her fire magic on one of the girls.”

“I still say we should get somepony else to capture her. Why not Celestia, she can do anything. Maybe she can help capture her?”

“We’ll save that as a last resort. Now come on, we have hurry before she get’s away.”

“Oh come on it’s not like she can fly or anything-.” Spike was cut off mid sentence as he and Twilight heard a loud scream coming from the sky. As they look up they saw Amy flying into the air, and heading towards Ponyville.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME?! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY!!!!!!!”

“I get the feel Rainbow Dash has something to do with this.”

“Let’s just go after her and make sure she’s not dead when she crashes into something.” Twilight said as she and Spike ran towards Ponyville.

Author's Notes:

Next Chapter: Burning Passion for Fashion