(Castle of the royal sisters)

"How long are we gonna keep waiting?" asked Nightmare Moon with a not so please tone in her voice. "You been studying for the past 3 months and so far nothing is happening. You said that you can get me what I want and I want everlasting night and rule over Equestria!" Nightmare Moon picked a crystal ball and threw it at the caves walls. "SO HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE!? BECAUSE I'M GETTING VERY IMPATIENT!?"

“I just need to test something out before you can take over Equestria Nightmare Moon.” Eric said not turning his attention towards the alicorn. “We don’t want your plan to go up in smoke because of you being too hasty.”

“I wouldn’t be too hasty if you could hurry it up.”

“Whatever just be patient for a little while longer until I return.” Eric said as a tear in space and time appeared in front of him. “I need to get a certain item from a certain red haired girl.”

(Ponyville)

*KNOCK KNOCK* "Rarity it's me Amy I'm here to pick up my Sweetie Belle for training.” Amy said as Rarity opens the door to her Boutique. “And before you say anything, no I’m not going to wear that fucking dress you made for me.”

"Darling I do wish you stop using such....vulgar words like that."

“We all wish for things like that, but we can’t get them sometimes now can we? So is Sweetie Belle here or not?”

“Sorry, but she’s at school at the moment.”

“Damn, and I was hoping to see how she’s going in her studies. Well if you see her, tell her that I’ll be waiting for her later on during the day when she has time.”

“Will do darling.” With that Amy walked away from the boutique. As she was walking she heard a sound coming from her left. As she turned her head left she could see a butterfly net, a hat, and a pair binoculars sticking out of the bush.

"Oh for the love of...She just as bad as Lyra. Though at least with Lyra she doesn't want to experiment on me.”

"I know you hiding in that bush over there Twilight!" Amy said as she prepare a to fire a fireball at her. "You got until the count of ten before I fire a fireball at you."

Twilight slowly rose from the bush she and Spike were hiding behind. "How did you know it was me?"

"It's not that hard to tell when your the only one with a butterfly net, a survival hat, and a pair of binoculars sticking out." She said as Twilight blushed a bit while Spike shot her a "I told you so." look as they looked back at Amy.

"Look All I want is information on your species that's all. Why won't you let me study you?"

"Because I don't feel like answering. Why don't you go ask Cindy or Sandy?”

“Sandy won’t answer my questions after I tried to see how she can fly without wings, and Cindy went to Applewood for something that Pinkie Pie needs.” With that she took out a scroll and quill. "So please tell me about yourself?"

“Nope.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m not in the mood at the moment. Plus how do I know you won't go off and tell Moonbutt or Sunbutt about me and my secrets?”

"Their names are Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, not Sunbutt or Moonbutt. And I won't tell them all about you....only 50% of you."

"Yeah not gonna happen." With a puff of fire Amy vanished into thin air. Leaving a very annoyed Unicorn and a board dragon behind.

"So....that went well don't you think?" Twilight looked at Spike with an angry look on her face. "What? You been at this for the past three months, and she still won't tell you. It's not like you can force her to tell you?" A light bulb appeared on top of Twilight's head the moment he said that.

"That's it Spike! If I challenge her to a fight and beat her, then she'll have to answer my questions that I want to know."

"Twilight do you even know how to fight? I mean I have seen you fought before, but you saw what Amy did to Nightmare Moon and her soldiers right?"

"Yes but there is one thing that she doesn't have that I have."

"Common sense and know the meaning of the word "No?"

"No. It's because I have brains." She pointed to her head. "She pretty much just wing most of the things she does, but with careful planning and some potions from Zecora. I'll be able to get my answers from her." A devilish smile appeared on her face as she walked off towards the library.

"Why can't I have a normal day without something like this happening?"

(Lyra’s house)

Lyra was sitting on the couch with her human friend/roommate Sandy next to her; her marefriend Bon-Bon watching TV. Bon-Bon was pretty much still not use to having two humans living with them, seeing how she still can't believe that Lyra was telling the truth about humans being real. Normally she would’ve gotten use to it. But with the constant gloat from the both of them, she pretty much got a bit annoyed.

"So Bon-Bon, have you notice how there’s a human sitting next to me?” Lyra said as she pointed a finger at Sandy.

"You know what humans are right? Cause I have one right here as a matter of fact."

"Lyra I said I was sorry that I didn't believe you. How long are you gonna keep this up it's
been three months?" She asked.

"Until I tell all those who didn't believe me, I even send a letter to Octavia and Vinyl with photographic proof that I have human friends."

"Plus to be fair you pretty much had this coming anyway." Sandy said.

".......I take it you’re not gonna stop aren't you?"

"You got that right bubble butt." Sandy replied making Bon-Bon blush and Lyra laughing. Before Bon-Bon could say anything, a puff of fire was above Bon-Bon. As the puff of fire died Amy fell out of the flames and onto Bon-Bon

"Ouch! I didn't think I could that? If I know how to use that again, I'll be able to ditch Twilight when ever she wants to ask me questions and stuff." Amy looked to her left and saw Lyra sitting on a couch while sitting next to Sandy. "Oh hey Sandy, what's up?"

"Enjoy my time with Lyra and Bon-Bon. What about you?"

“Helping Applejack around the farm, training Sweetie Belle, and avoiding Twilight. You know the usual stuff.” Amy said as she notice that there was a pony missing in the room. "Question, where's Bon-Bon?"

"I don't know, why don't you look down?" Amy looked down to see that she was sitting on top of Bon-Bon face to the ground.

"Oh.....That would explain why I landed on something soft, I thought I land on the chair?"

"Well your not, so if you don't mind please GET OFF OF ME!!!" Bon-Bon muffled as Amy jumped off of her and landed next to Lyra and Sandy.

"Why can't you use the door like a normal pony would?"

"Well two reasons. One I prefer to surprise my enemies seeing how I'm the hero of Ponyville, plus you don't know when someone might attack you when you’re about to enter your home. The other reason is because I'm not a pony, I'm a human remember?"

"......I'm really hoping that Cindy comes back from her trip from Applewood."

"Relax she'll be back today in a few hours, so until then you’re stuck with us. Isn't that great?"

“....I’m going to the farmers market to get some food for the week."

"Didn't you stock up on food yesterday?" asked Lyra.

“Yes we did, but seeing how we have two humans living with us and one who keeps dropping in from time to time, I had to buy more food than normal. Also Amy shouldn't you be off fixing the town?"

“I would, but I kinda pissed off Mayor Mare.” Amy said.

"What did you do this time?"

“I kinda sent her a death letters by accident. It was suppose to be something to express my anger towards her, but Applebloom sent the letters to her by accident.” The Blazing Heart pulled out some letter she wrote to Mayor Mare.

Dear Mayor Mare

I wanted to send this friendly little letter inform you of your intimate demise. If you’re wondering how I'm sending you these letters, it is to instill as much fear as I can. Like basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. That's right I'm going to fuck the fear turkey.

Follow me on twitter as The Burning Ranger.

After reading one of the many letters Amy wrote, all three looked at Amy with a "WTF" look on their faces.

"What It's not like I'm gonna kill her or anything? I just want to get back at her for nagging at me."

"I can't help ponder the frightful head weight you would gain if you actually put this much energy into your job." Sandy said.

“Yeah that’s what my therapist a while back.” Amy said as she pulled herself off the couch. “Welp I gotta go. I need to get some stuff for the farm that Applejack wanted me to get.” She said as she walked out the door.

“Okay, seeya around.” Sandy said as she and Lyra went back to watching TV, while Bon-Bon went off to the market.