After going to a PAX Prime with a friend I find a man that looks like the Merchant from resident evil 4 and got a good deal for a cloak that was missing from my costume, thing came up short when I get thrown into the world of talking colourful ponies, also know as Equestria
Message: "My name is Jace Beleren, Master of the 5 Colour manas, Caller of the elements, The Summoner if you wish for my help in a fight or just a friend to talk to I will come and help."