Going to a convention with my friends, we all dressed up according to a theme. And as fates would have it, we're all sent to another dimension, becoming the characters we cosplayed as. Now, some wouldn't mind, since we were all sent to this peaceful place called Equestria. We all love it here. There's just one little complaint.

Why are my powers so useless?

It's so unfair, all my friends gain awesome abilities in tune with their costumes, all I get is the ability to be a suicide bomber, great.

Well, at least this place is filled with cute boys.