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Of Love or Lust

by durtydan

Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: What Time is it?

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So while I slept pretty well, I woke up to a pretty awkward scene. The girls that stayed, except for a missing Celestia, were standing around my room trying desperately to ignore each other as they played with their hooves or with whatever was in front of them. When I sat up with a loud yawn and stretch, their attention quickly snapped to me as they all trotted over.

“Mornin girls,” I greeted as I rubbed my face, “sleep alright?” They all replied briefly in some way or another before going strangely silent and making me look them over.

“Did uh… Did something happen?” I asked as I looked at each of their uneasy faces.

“…N-no, but ah think ah’m gonna head out now,” Applejack said as she stepped forward, her lips puckering up for a kiss, but she suddenly stopped and backed off, “ah need to get back to the farm.”

“Me too, Ally. The Cakes probably need me back at the bakery,” Pinkie said in her normally cheerful tone, but I could tell something was off. I didn’t have to wait for Rarity or Fluttershy’s reasons before I spoke up.

“Alright, well let me walk you all out at least,” I said as I got up, sliding a knocked out griffon off my lap before heading to my closet to put on some clothes. When I walked into the closet, I was surprised to find a wardrobe identical to mine back home, so I thankfully didn’t have to spend a lot of time deciding what to wear. Once I was dressed in some simple clothes, I led the way out of my room and to the front door. Again as we walked in silence, I heard some familiar music playing, but again I didn’t bother asking if anyone else heard it. When we reached the door, I opened it a crack before leaning on it and saying bye to each of the girls.

“Ah’ll talk to ya later, Alex,” Applejack said as repeated what she did earlier before trotting outside. She only walked for a few seconds before breaking into a full on gallop and disappearing over a hill.

“Someone’s in a hurry,” I said as I turned to Pinkie who reared up and kissed me on the nose.

“See ya, Ally!” she said before bouncing away.

“Will you be alright wearing that?” Rarity asked as she stepped up to me, holding her soiled dress in her magic.

“Yeah, I’ll be fine,” I replied as I rubbed her cheek and she nuzzled my hand.

“If you change your mind, feel free to stop by the shop,” she said as she trotted past me, “until next time, darling.”

“Yep, see you,” I said before turning towards Fluttershy and suddenly being jumped by her as she kissed me deeply. It was a long while before we separated and she floated back down onto her hooves.

“I’ll see you later, Alex,” she whispered before trotting out the door.

“…Of course,” I replied lamely as I watched her leave for a while.

“Master?”

“Jesus!” I exclaimed with a jump before I quickly turned around and found Rosewing standing behind me, her fur matted and feathers sticking in every direction, “Don’t scare me like that!”

“I’m sorry,” she replied through a yawn before holding up a piece of paper, “but this letter just arrived.” Taking the scroll, I noticed that it had Celestia’s seal on it, so it wasn’t hard to guess who it was from, but I couldn’t begin to think what it could be about. Quickly breaking the seal, I unrolled it and began to read.

Dear Alex,

With the development of our relationship and the rising of your own castle, I have decided that we shouldn’t wait any longer. We shall host a banquet at your castle to honor your title change from Citizen to Prince. Expect several ponies to arrive in the next few hours to set up the event, as well as Luna to assist you. I will see you tonight.

Your love, Celestia

“Hmm,” I hummed as I thought about what I read.

“What is it, Master?” Rosewing asked and I handed her the letter, “…This is great news, Master! Everyone will be able to know how great you really are!”

“Yeah, I guess,” I said uncertainly as I scratched my head, “I mean, I was just joking about becoming a prince. I didn’t think it would actually happen, at least not this soon. I honestly don’t know if I’m up for it.”

“You’ll be fine, Master,” Rosewing said as she jumped into my arms, “surprisingly, not a lot of work goes into being royalty. It’s mostly just a title.”

“I don’t know about that, but thanks anyway,” I said as I hugged her, but quickly pulled away, “oh my god, you smell horrible.”

“Well, we were pretty active last night,” she cooed as she tried to pull me closer but I dropped her.

“Yeah, I know. Let’s go take a bath,” I said as I closed the door and headed towards one of the hallways. We only made it a few feet down it before I heard a knock at the door.

“Must be Luna,” I said as I turned around and Rosewing followed for a second before I stopped her, “I don’t think so. The bath’s at the end of this hall. I’ll join you in a minute.”

“As you wish,” she replied with a bow before continuing down the hall. With a shake of my head, I walked back to the door that was knocked on again.

“Alright, I’m coming, I’m coming,” I said before I waved the door open, “knock any harder and you’ll break down the… oh. Hi.” Instead of the princess standing at my door, the one mare from the restaurant was, staring up at me with her violet eyes and slight frown on her face.

“Uh, can I help you?”

“I hope so, seeing as you made me lose my job,” she said somewhat hurtfully, making me frown.

“Oh shit, did I?” I asked as I looked at the saddlebags she was carrying, “You didn’t also get kicked out of your place, did you?”

“How did you know?” she asked with slightly squinted eyes.

“Wait, really?”

“Yes. I moved from home and gave up everything for this job,” she explained, sounding somewhat proud as she flipped her short black mane, “I have only been in town for a month and the restaurant was paying for my home.” … None of that makes any sense. Was she tricked into coming here?

“Ooookay, well if you want, you can stay here. I think I have plenty of rooms,” I said as I stepped to the side, “you know, if you want to stay with the guy that got you fired.”

“I suppose I do not have a choice,” she said with a slight sigh as she trotted in. Once she made it past the threshold, I watched her eyes widen slightly as she looked over the lobby.

“Well, let’s go get you a room,” I said as I headed for the stairs. She quickly trotted after me and followed silently as we walked.

“Soooo… I’m Alex. What’s your name?” I asked after a painfully silent minute.

“Velvet Note,” she answered flatly.

“Hmm,” I hummed as I looked back at her butt and saw the cutie mark she was sporting; a simple quill and parchment, “I see.”

“Stop looking at my flank,” she said suddenly, tripping me up for a second.

“Uh, sorry,” I said before stopping in front of a door that was directly across from mine, “well, here we are.” Opening the door, I stepped to the side to let her enter first. As I looked at her, she looked back with slight suspicion, to which I just shrugged and walked into the room first. Though it wasn’t nearly as elegant and over the top as my room, it was still nice with a large bed on one side of the room and a few other pieces of furniture scattered around.

“Well, make yourself at home,” I said as she walked in after me and looked around, “my room’s right across the hall if you need anything, but I’m gonna go take a bath, so take this.” With a snap of my fingers, a map appeared and landed in my hand before I handed it to her.

“Use this to find your way around. This place only appeared last night, so even I haven’t seen every-”

“Done,” she said suddenly as she held the map up to me.

“Uh… done with what?”

“I have memorized the whole map,” she answered as I took the piece of paper back and put it in my pocket.

“Oh, well okay... See you later,” I said as I turned towards the door, but didn’t even take a step before I heard her cough and spun back around, “yes?”

“H-have you eaten breakfast yet?” she stuttered ever so slightly as she stared at me with a straight face.

“Uh, no. Why?”

“Neither have I, so I will make us some,” she said as she dropped her bag and left the room.

“Uh, sure,” I said as I followed her out. She’s kinda weird. With more painful silence, we walked back to the lobby where we separated, but once again I only made it two steps down the hall towards the bath before someone knocked on the door. With a sigh and drop of my head, I turned around and headed towards it, but was beat by Velvet Note.

“Who is it?” she asked flatly without opening the door.

“Princess Luna,” a familiar and regal voice answered.

“Of course, and I am Nightmare Moon,” Velvet replied with a shake of her head before turning and trotting away from the door, “nice try.”

“Wait-”

“Nightmare Moon?!” Luna exclaimed as the doors burst open, the force of which sent Velvet Note flying backwards. I quickly ran and caught her before she flew into one of the statues and held her close as I looked at the battle ready Luna.

“Nightmare Moon! Where art thou?!” she yelled as she whipped her head around with her wings flared and horn charged.

“Luna, relax!” I yelled back, making her focus her raging gaze on me, “She’s not here! It’s just a prank, bro!”

“Prank?!” she asked fiercely as she stomped towards me, making Velvet Note shiver in fear and clutch me.

“Yeah, you know, a joke!” I explained as she got right up in my face and stared at me intimidatingly, but I didn’t back down.

“Thou ar-”

“Calm down,” I said as I flicked her horn, making her yelp and fall on her butt, “I told you it was just a joke.”

“Thou dare strike-”

“Thy do dare,” I said as I poked her in the nose, “now relax, and no matter how cute it is, you have to stop talking like that.”

“C-cute?” she stuttered as she quickly calmed down.

“And look what you did. You scared my guest,” I said as I held Velvet Note’s shivering body.

“Oh, I-I am sorry,” Luna said as her ears drooped and took a step back, “I-I did not mean to frighten you.”

“I-I-I am not s-scared,” Velvet Note mumbled into my chest as her shivering stopped, “startled maybe, but not s-scared.”

“Okay, well why don’t you go make that breakfast. I’m sure that’ll calm you down,” I said as I set her down on her hooves, facing away from Luna.

“O-of course,” she stuttered as she walked shakily down the hall.

“I am sorry, Alex,” Luna said sadly.

“Eh, don’t be,” I said as I rubbed her back, “I’ve only known her for a few minutes, but I’m sure she’ll be fine.”

“Are you sure?” she asked as she looked at me with sad eyes.

“Nope,” I answered simply before nodding my head towards a hall, “now, what say you about taking a bath? I’ve been trying to take one for a while now.”

“Yes, you do smell strange,” she said as she sniffed me, “I believe I smell my sister on you.”

“Well, she did spend the night so-”

“As well as some other familiar scents,” she said as her eyes narrowed in focus, “hmm…”

“Don’t worry about it, now come on.” Not letting her take the time to figure out who was all over me last night, I quickly led the way to the bath, which turned out to be a giant pool with a fountain shaped like Celestia in the middle.

“How the hell am I supposed to clean this?” I muttered to myself as I watched Rosewing float on her back before noticing me.

“Master, what took- oh,” she said as she doggie-paddled over and got out of the bath. The sight of her wet and glistening body was almost enough to excite me, but luckily, I was able to control myself in front of Luna.

“It is nice to see you again, Rosewing,” Luna greeted with a small bow.

“Sure,” she replied lamely as she walked up to me, “I’ll wash your back, Master.”

“Sounds good,” I answered as I took off my clothes and Luna slipped out of her royal regalia. As we stepped into the warm and sudsy water, we both let out a synchronized sigh of relaxation before sitting down and letting Rosewing wash my back. As we sat in a comfortable silence, I once again heard music playing, but couldn’t keep it to myself this time.

“Please tell me you… what?” I started as I faced Luna, but found her staring at me funnily.

“May I ask a favor of you?” she asked with surprising seriousness.

“Uh, yeah. Whatever you want,” I answered with a raised brow as she turned away from me before looked back over her shoulder with a slight blush.

“C-can you wash my back?” My face went blank for a moment before I answered.

“It’d be an honor,” I said as I grabbed the bottle she floated over to me. As I scrubbed and massaged her back and wings, it became more and more difficult to suppress the feeling Rosewing ignited, especially when I realized how close to Luna’s perfect ass I was. It took an incredible amount of self-control to not grab it, but I managed somehow. When we got out and dressed, we headed to the dinning room as Luna filled me in on what was supposed to be happening tonight.

“But like, it this really necessary?” I asked as we neared the dinning room.

“Of course,” Luna answered simply, “everypony must know about their new prince.”

“I mean, sure, but how many ponies are gonna show up?”

“Well, some nobles and dignitaries will make an appearance, as well as some of the locals, if you wish.”

“I guess I can handle that,” I sighed as we entered the large and lavish dinning room, where my nostrils were assaulted by the most delicious of smells, “what is that smell? It seems… familiar…”

“I think that’s bacon, Master,” Rosewing answered, making me quickly turn to and grab her by the shoulders.

“You’re not fucking with me, are you?” I asked as seriously as I could.

“O-of course not, Master,” she said quickly, making me drop her and scan the large mahogany table. All the way on the other side of the table, and room, were a few seats with food in front of them. Like a madman, I ran like hell to the end of the table and flipped into the seat before starting to shovel food into my mouth. A minute later, Luna and Rosewing walked up and watched me for a second before sitting down on either side of the table and starting to eat, though Rosewing moved her seat right next to mine at the head.

“Oh, there you are,” I heard Velvet Note say after a few silent minutes as she trotted up my left, “I was beginning to think you would not show up.”

“Mmm,” I hummed through my food.

“This food is quite delicious,” Luna commented as she dabbed her mouth with a napkin.

“Uh, t-thank you,” Velvet Note replied as she took a step closer to me, making Luna sigh sadly before Velvet Note looked at me expectantly.

“…What?” I asked after swallowing.

“H-how is it?” she asked simply.

“Oh, yeah, it’s great,” I answered as I set my silverware down on my empty plate, “if I could, I’d make you my personal chef.”

“Are you offering me a job?” she asked hopefully though her expression didn’t change.

“Uh… kinda? I mean, I guess you can have the job, but I can’t pay you. Besides, wouldn’t you want to do something like your last job like, something similar to management?”

“What would you have me do?”

“Uh…” I muttered in thought.

“Why not have her assist with tonight’s preparations?” Luna suggested.

“Uh, sure. Why not?” I replied with a nod, “She has memorized the layout of the whole place already. Think you can handle that?”

“Of course,” she answered with a confident nod of her head before a knocking was heard.

“Guess that’s them,” I said as I got up before addressing Luna and Rosewing, “you two do whatever you need to. I’m gonna go get Trish.”

“Who is this, Trish?” Luna asked.

“She-”

“His marefriend from his world,” Rosewing answered.

“Marefriend?” Luna repeated as she looked at me with a raised brow, “I thought you did not have a marefriend.”

“I don’t,” I said firmly.

“What about my sister?” she then asked, a sly smirk creeping onto her face.

“I-she… whatever, I’m leaving!” I said as I threw my hands up and made the long walk out of the room with Velvet Note on my right as I listened to Luna’s giggles the whole way. When we got to and opened the door, we found a large number of ponies standing outside with carts and bags of food, decorations, and the like.

“Well, I’ll leave everything in your hands-er, hooves. I shouldn’t be long anyway,” I said as the doors swung all the way open and the ponies started filing in.

“You will not be disappointed,” she said as she pulled a quill and parchment out of nowhere and wrote things down as she started talking to and directing the various workers.

“I’m sure I won’t,” I mumbled to myself as I walked out of the castle and down the road that some ponies were in the process of paving. Somewhat regretting my decision to put my home so far away from town, I walked the twenty minutes to town before the five to Twilight’s place where I knocked and waited for a minute. Eventually the door opened and I found Trish on the other side looking a little surprised.

“Oh, Alex,” she said as she stepped up and hugged me.

“Uh… hey,” I greeted awkwardly as I lightly hugged her back before we separated, “you ready to leave?”

“Leave?” she repeated, “Where’re we going?”

“Back to my place,” I answered as I pointed to the spires outside of town, “I’m sure you felt that earthquake last night.”

“I did, but I didn’t know it was that castle,” she said as she looked its large walls, “how’d it get there?”

“Magic,” I answered flatly.

“…Right,” she said as she looked back at me suspiciously, “and how is it your place?”

“Uh… the princess gave it to me?” I replied with a nervous smile, “We’re like best friends now.”

“Hmm,” she hummed as she looked me over, “you look really refreshed for someone who hates mornings.”

“I… took a bath before I came over,” I said as I glanced away, “it was a really nice bath.”

“…You didn’t forget to go on that date with the princess, did you?”

“Heh, of course not,” I replied with a smile as I remembered last night, “we had a lot of fun, especially after dinner.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Oh, uh, nothing,” I said as I wiped a bead of sweat off of my face, “after she made the castle appear, we sat around and talked all night. You know, like we used to do.”

“Is that right?” she said as I felt her gaze burn a hole through my face.

“Y-yeah, but uh, how are you?” I asked as I finally looked her in the eyes again, “I know Rosewing left you and Twilight didn’t back until late last night.”

“I’m fine. Spike was a great host,” she answered as she looked back inside the library at said drake that was asleep on the couch.

“Good, good. Let’s go then,” I said as I turned around and started back towards the castle.

“Wait, I need to say bye to Spike,” Trish said, making me stop, look back, and see her go back in the library. Guess I could have said hi to Twilight. A minute later, Trish walked out as Spike stood at the door and watched her leave.

“Hey, Spike,” I greeted. He stared blankly at me for a second before nodding slightly and closing the door, “cool, he doesn’t hate me anymore. Or at least, not as much.”

“Yeah, he told me about that,” Trish said as she linked her arm with mine, making me tense up slightly, “what was that about?” The whole way back to the castle, I gave her my side of the story and she seemed to understand what I was trying to do, even if she didn’t agree with all of it.

“Been around the block a few hundred times?” she repeated my one line in an amused tone, “you told me you’ve only actually dated a handful of girls.”

“I mean, yeah but… my logic’s still sound. That kid’s had a crush on Rarity for like, forever and I felt kinda bad that Rarity was using him, whether she knew it or not. I just wanted to help,” I explained as we walked down the finished, stone road.

“I get it, but… Wow, it’s a lot bigger up close,” she said as we walked up to the doors.

“That’s what she said,” I mumbled, earning me an elbow to the side as we walked into the lobby that was full of ponies doing all kinds of things.

“Nice statues,” she said as she stepped up to and looked at one of the human ones, “where’d you get these?”

“Magic.”

“Seriously?” she asked with a blank face.

“Yeah. From now on, just assume anything exists because of magic. I’m pretty sure that’s the case anyway.”

“Alex,” a familiar voice called from behind me.

“I see you have everything under control here,” I said as I turned to Velvet Note and petted her head, “good job.”

“Thank you,” she said as she closed her eyes and enjoyed the rubs I gave before I pulled away.

“Who’s this?” Trish asked as she linked arms with me again.

“Is there going to be a new princess as well?” Velvet Note asked as she looked at Trish.

“No, she just a friend,” I answered before Trish could ask any questions, “Velvet Note, meet Trish. Trish, meet my event coordinator and roommate, Velvet Note.”

“Hi,” Trish greeted with a small nod.

“Hello,” Velvet Note replied with the same gesture before turning her attention to me, “I have prepared some invitations that need to be signed and sent as soon as possible. They are waiting for you in your study.”

“Cool, I have a study,” I said as I started following Velvet Note up the stairs with Trish. As we climbed up, Rosewing was coming down and pounced at me the second she saw me.

“Master!” she exclaimed as she nuzzled me.

“Relax, I was only gone for a few minutes,” I said as I tried to fend off her kisses before just dropping her.

“But it felt like an-”

“An eternity, yeah,” I interrupted with a shake of my head, “now, can I ask you to do something and actually se it through this time?”

“Of course,” she answered with a bow.

“Take this,” I said as I handed her the map from earlier, “and take Trish to her room. There should be a bunch of clothes for you to wear in there, so pick out something nice for tonight and come find me whenever you’re done.”

“Alright,” Trish replied before following Rosewing up the right side of the stairs and I followed Velvet Rose up the left.

“So how many invitations do I have to sign?” I asked as we walked down a long and empty hall, “20, 50?”

“A few hundred,” she answered flatly, making me stop walking for a second.

“…You’re joking.”

“I am not,” she said as she looked over her shoulder at me, “all you have to do is sign them, so it should not take too long. Two or three hours at the most.”

“Jesus Christ,” I sighed as we walked into my study where I sat down at my fancy desk that had a tall stack of papers on one side and a quill and ink in front of me, “alright. Here I go.” So, all that signing ended up taking a lot longer since I kept taking breaks every few minutes to talk to someone or somepony, or give my hand a break. At one point, I wondered how Celestia does this everyday, but I remembered she doesn’t have hands. Towards the bottom of the stack, there were a few invitations that weren’t addressed to anyone and since I didn’t think any of the ponies from town got invitations besides the six and Mayor Mare, I sent some to the few ponies I knew the names of.

Eventually, five o’clock rolled around and ponies were supposed to be showing up soon, so Velvet Note dragged me to my room where I cleaned myself up and put on a black tux. When I was done, I started making my way to Trish’s room but was interrupted when Velvet Note told me the princesses were here. Not wanting to be a shitty host, I went to the door and greeted them.

“Evening, ladies,” I said as they trotted through the door with a huge platoon of guards that dispersed and stationed themselves around the place, “and if you don’t mind me saying, you look ravishing.”

“Surely you jest, Alex,” Luna said with an amused smile. She wore what I thought was a simple evening gown that matched her color scheme quite well and did a great job of emphasizing her assets.

“Aw, thanks, Alex,” Cadence said as she stepped up next to Luna. She was wearing a dress similar to Luna’s, but in pink and gold and her mane was braided for whatever reason.

“I don’t know why you think I was talking to you, but I guess you look alright,” I said lamely, making her puff her cheeks, “but I told you I’d be a prince the next time you saw me.”

“Well, you’re still not a prince yet,” she said as she stuck her tongue out at me and trotted away with Luna.

“Hello, my love,” Celestia greeted as she stepped up and kissed me, making the nearby guards gasp pretty loudly.

“Hey,” I replied simply when we separated and I looked over her, “you look great.”

“Thank you,” she replied with a cute blush as she ran a hoof over my chest, “and you look very dashing.”

“Heh, thanks,” I said as I rubbed her cheek and looked into her slightly red and puffy eyes, “… are you alright?”

“Of course,” she answered as she quickly moved past me and stood at the bottom of the stairs as other ponies started coming in through the door, “now, come stand with me. Your should greet your guests.”

“… Alright,” I said as I stood next to her as she sat on her haunches and put on her usual motherly smile. The two of us stood there for what seemed like forever as we greeted the various ponies and endured their scrutinizing gazes. Every time I tried to ask her what was up, she would start a conversation with the next pony that came up and introduced me. Eventually, the ponies I invited from town started to show up along with the mane six, so I didn’t have to stand around for much longer.

When what looked like the last pony showed up, Celestia and I headed up the stairs to the ballroom right as Trish started coming down. Damn. My mouth hung open slightly as I watched her descend the stairs in her tight fitting dress that was strikingly similar to Luna’s in color and appeal. I could see her blush slightly when she stepped up to me.

“How do I look?” she asked, knocking me out of my trance.

“…Uh, great. Fantastic even,” I said after a quick shake of my head before offering her my right arm, “you wouldn’t mind accompanying me this evening, would you?”

“Of course not,” she replied as she took it. Right as I took a step towards the ballroom, I felt a burning gaze on my back, making me stop and turn to Celestia.

“Who’s your friend, Alex?” she asked as she looked over Trish.

“Ah, right. You two haven’t met,” I said as I took a cautious step back and let them both look angrily at each other, “Celestia, this is my friend from earth, Trish. Trish, this is Princess Celestia, the princess I went out with last night.” The three of us stood there for a literal hot minute as the two stared at each other with me not getting in the middle of it.

“…Hmm, well, let’s go Alex,” Celestia said suddenly as she put a wing around me, “we have some guests to entertain.”

“Uh, sure,” I said as I put my left hand on her neck and was about to put the other in my pocket before it was suddenly grabbed.

“I did say I would join you,” Trish said as she locked arms with me again.

“…Right,” I muttered as I felt the two stare at each other through me as we entered the bright and lavish ballroom. With the calming sound of an orchestra washing over the room from a balcony, the three of us met and talked with various groups of pompous nobles, with me tolerating their pokes and general rudeness, and Trish pretty much not saying anything.

When I got a minute by myself by getting a drink, I found Twilight and Rainbow sitting by themselves, making me curious.

“Hey, you two,” I said as I sat with them, “enjoying this little shindig?”

“Oh, Alex,” Twilight said as she got up and gave me a kiss on the cheek, “thanks for inviting us.”

“Well, it’s not like I wasn’t going to,” I said as I sipped from my drink, “but where are the others?”

“Around,” Rainbow answered as she pointed to Applejack and Rarity who were both on opposite sides of the room, “they’ve been acting pretty weird.”

“You’d know all about that, wouldn’t you?” I teased Rainbow, making her blush as she looked down at the table, “But do you know what’s up? They were acting pretty weird when they left this morning.”

“Were they over for breakfast or something?” I heard Cadence’s voice say as the sound of hoof-steps got closer.

“I do not believe so,” Luna said as the two stepped on either side of me, “I had breakfast with Alex and the elements were not there. Perhaps they had a slumber party?”

“Yes… we had a slumber party,” I deadpanned as I watched Rainbow and Twilight’s faces turn red. Cadence saw this and flashed me a surprised look to which I nodded, making her face slightly red.

“Anyway, you all enjoying this party?” I asked after I downed the rest of my drink.

“It’s alright,” Rainbow answered as she leaned on the table, “a little boring though.”

“I agree,” Luna added simply.

“Well, I know what I could do to make this a lot more fun, but I kind of have a reputation to create,” I said as I felt the outline my phone made in my pocket, “I did invite everyone from town I could think of in hopes that someone would do something interesting, but I guess it’s up to me. You four mind helping me out?” With no one declining my offer, the four of us moved over to one side of the room that was supposed to be used for dancing, but everyone was just standing around talking.

“So what are we doing?” Cadence asked as I pulled out my phone and browsed my music collection.

“I assume you all know how to dance?” I said as I looked up and saw them all agree in various ways, “Well, we’re going to break the tense atmosphere with some dancing… And I have just the song to start it off.” Right as I said that, I snapped my fingers and made all of the lights in the room go off, as well as silence the orchestra. The dark room went silent for a moment as everyone tried to figure out what was going on before some spotlights flashed on and focused down on us right as the music started. The four looked around in confusion for a bit before noticing everyone’s attention was on us, and admittedly, it was terrifying, but the sheer amount of bass I could feel pounding through the floor and air made me completely forget about all the other ponies in the room.

So, I’m not saying I’m a great dancer, but the second the song dropped I was going hard. Busting moves left and right all around the girls as they just stood in place and watched me. Before I knew it, the song was over and I was standing back where I started, slightly out of breath as the room fell back into an amazingly painful silence. I was just about ready to sprint the fuck out of there when the sound of a single pair of hooves started pounding the floor in applause. Slowly lifting my head and turning to the source of the noise, I found Celestia trotting over with the largest and most genuine of smiles.

“Alex, that was simply amazing!” she said as she reared up and hugged me, making me relax as I put my face in her mane, “If you were dancing, why didn’t you come get me? I wanted my first dance to be with you.”

“S-sorry?” I said as I looked up and saw the surrounding ponies whispering to each other, “but, uh… there’s always the second dance.”

“And there’s no way you’re getting out it,” she said as we released each other and another song started. So for whatever reason, it was weird as fuck for me to start dancing, but when Celestia does, everyone says ‘fuck it’ and joins in. That anger only lasted for a second though, as it was quickly replaced with amusement as I watched the ponies flail and seizure about. The dancing went on for a really long time with me switching partners with the girls as well as a few random others every song until I was dancing with Celestia again. When we finished, I took a seat and loosened my tie while Celestia went and got us something to drink.

“I see you’re having a good time,” I heard a voice say over the music from behind me. I turned around and found Trish sitting at the table behind mine, swirling a glass in one hand and leaning against the table with the other.

“Oh hey. Where ya been? You missed out on all of this,” I said as I gestured to the convulsing equines.

“Me and Rosewing were talking,” she answered simply as I watched the dance floor with a smile.

“Oh? What about?”

“You.”

“Me?” I said as I turned back to her and saw a weird expression on her face. If I had to guess, I’d say that’s a cross between disgust, anger, disappointment, and… amusement?

“And, what’d she have to say?” I asked wearily.

“Oh, not much…” she replied flatly as she looked into her cup thoughtfully, making me sigh in relief, “she just told me about how you had sex with a bunch of ponies last night.” There was a silence between us. A long, painful silence that somehow felt a lot worse than the one from earlier despite the blaring music around us. The worst part about it was that I had literally nothing to say; I couldn’t defend or excuse myself, I couldn’t make up some ridiculous lie that somehow explained my behavior that I knew she caught onto… I was backed into a corner that was inside a hard place crushed by a rock and put on a flaming frying pan.

“… Yeah, I did,” I eventually said as I hung my head.

“You do realize how fucked up that is, right?” she said flatly, making my heart hurt as I clenched my fist.

“…I…”

“I mean, I might have been able to forget about it if you only fucked one of them, like for diplomatic reasons or something, but you didn’t,” she continued, increasing the pain in my heart with every word, “you willfully and happily had sex with a bunch of animals.”

“…T-they’re not animals,” I muttered and she somehow heard me.

“Oh, excuse me. Ponies,” she said as I heard her chair slid across the floor, “I’m gonna go puke now.” As I listened to her footsteps fade, I put my face in my hands with a hard sigh. Well, damn. There went my last connection to earth. I feel like a joke would be good right now, but… I just can’t… As I sat, hoping to God that that was just a joke Trish was playing, I felt a tap on my shoulder.

“Sorry, but would you mind leaving me alone? I’m… I’m not feeling too great,” I muttered.

“Then this should help,” I heard Celestia’s sweet voice say. I slowly looked up and found a large chalice floating in front of me with Celestia smiling next to me.

“Thanks,” I said as I took the big cup and sipped from it. The second it touched my tongue I gagged as I tried to swallow the disgusting white liquid.

“W-what the hell is this?” I asked as I looked into the cup and watched the drink change color, “It’s chalky and tastes like, bone marrow or something.”

“Please ignore the taste and just drink,” she said as she held the cup up to my lips, “it will make you feel better.”

“Ugh, alright,” I said as took the cup again and did my best to chug the disgusting liquid. Saying I was nauseous when I finished is an understatement, but I somehow managed to keep it down.

“Now, come. It’ time to make the announcement,” Celestia said as she got me to stand up.

“Right, *burp*, now?” I asked as I kept a hand on her back and followed her to some stairs.

“Yes. It could happen any moment,” she mumbled as she floated me up the stairs with relative ease and sat me on a conveniently placed chair on a balcony, “would you mind lowering the music?” As I focused on my breathing, I snapped my fingers weakly and the music lowered as some of the lights came back on. Celestia got everyone’s attention and proceeded to give a speech about me and something else, but I was too preoccupied with the strange pain I was feeling all over my body.

When she started her speech, the pain was dull and annoying, but as time went on, the pain got worse as it focused in on certain parts of my body, specifically my back, hands, and head. Eventually, the pain became so bad I couldn’t hold back my screams as the skin on my back felt like it was ripping open. Without thinking, I tore my jacket and shirt off in attempt to relieve the pain and it helped, but not enough as when I took a breath in between my screams and opened my eyes, I found all my friends around me, excluding one, looking at me with immense concern.

“C-Celestia!” I croaked as I fell on the floor and writhed in pain, “What the hell’s going on?!”

“I’m sorry, my love!” she said as she held my sweating head gently, “I should have warned you, but I was just too excited and wanted it to be a surprise. The main reason behind tonight was for everyone to see your ascension!”

“W-what?” I groaned as I pulled away from her, “W-what do you mean?”

“With your title change, there also has to be a physical change,” she said vaguely.

“Y-you mean… L-like I’m gonna be a-a-a,” I couldn’t even finish the thought.

“An alicorn?!” Twilight exclaimed for me.

“Yes,” Celestia answered calmly, making me chuckle slightly.

“Heh. I swear to God, if I turn into a pony,” I mumbled before I froze and let out the loudest scream yet, right as I felt an indescribable pain explode from my back. As soon as it happened though, the pain stopped immediately and I was able to catch my breath before the girls around me let out blood curdling screams. Having already starting to recover, I looked around at the girls and saw the reason for their screams; they were splattered with blood, my blood.

“Amazing,” Celestia mumbled as her, Luna, and Cadence were the only ones who didn’t freak out.

“Indeed,” Luna added as the two looked on either side of me.

“W-what?” I asked as I slowly stood up, but had somewhat of a hard time, like I was heavier, but lighter at the same time.

“You-you-you,” Twilight stuttered with the widest eyes I’ve seen her have.

“You have wings, Ally!” Pinkie exclaimed as she suddenly appeared in front of me.

“R-really?” I asked, but was too dazed to look behind me, “H-how do they look?”

“Simply magnificent!” I heard Rarity say from behind me before I felt a light tug in a spot I’d never felt before, “They are the purest white, like the princess’s!”

“And they’re huge!” Rainbow said as she flew around me, “I bet you’re be super fast, but not faster than me!”

“And is it just me, or are ya a little more muscly than before,” Applejack said as she poked my stomach, making me look down and see the angry six-pack I had.

“Damn,” I said I too felt my rock hard muscles. The six crowded around me as we inspected my body and Celestia addressed the confused guests.

“Everypony!” she exclaimed, drawing my attention, “Look upon your new prince! Alex, the Prince of Lust!” She looked back at me and gestured me forward and I listened, smacking Cadence in the back of the head with my wings as I passed by her. I gulped hard as I looked over the edge of the balcony at all the gasping faces staring up at me. I’m sure I looked terrifying with my wings fully spread and muscles flexed, so much so that quite a few mares fainted while others’ faces became red with fear. I think.

“Why don’t you say something?” Celestia said as she nudged me.

“Uh, okay,” I muttered before clearing my throat, “H-hey, everypony. Uh… like the princess said, I’m now a prince, of lust specifically. I guess that means my area of expertise has to do with sex and the like, so if you’re having any problems with that, don’t hesitate to ask me for advise.” The room was silent for moment before everyone started pounding the floor in applause, making me let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding.

“Anyway, back to the party!” I exclaimed, making the applause louder as music started playing again and they all went back to dancing, “How was that?”

“It was great,” Celestia said before she leaned in for a kiss that I was all to eager to accept.

“Fun fact: I heard this song at an orgy,” I said after we separated, “and I get the feeling that one’s going to break out right now.” I looked over at a relatively dark corner of the ballroom and could see plain as day a stallion giving it to a mare, hard. I didn’t have to look very hard or long (heh), to find another couple in a similar situation close by.

“A-are those two, rutting in the middle of the dance floor?” Rarity asked, making all of us look and sure enough, they were.

“Ponies after my own heart,” I commented as I looked back at Celestia hungrily, making her shiver, “you wouldn’t mind if poured my heart out all over your face, would you?” I could hear gasps and sounds of disgust behind me.

“O-of course not,” she replied, and I wasted no time scooping her up into my arms and sprinting all the way to my room where we went on to have the hottest and bloodiest sex ever. And you know, it was bloody because of my back, and maybe other things. It lasted all night and even though I was totally absorbed with our activities, I could easily sense that the same thing was going on back in the ballroom. It was as if my ascension had completely broken down the walls I and everypony else had on their lust and made them go crazy, except for a few I would find out about later.

The next morning I awoke with not even the slightest bit of fatigue or pain from the hardcore pounding I gave the princess only a few hours ago. When I got up, I found the solar princess snoozing peacefully next to me, covered in an amazing amount of my fluids, which instantly made me rock hard. Just as I was about to pounce on her, I heard a knock at my door, making me sigh in annoyance as I got up and went to it.

“Ah, Sir. You are awake. I wanted, to…”

“Oh, hey Velvet Note. Where ya been? I didn’t see you at all last night,” I said after I opened the door and saw the velvet mare, “anyway, what’s up?”

“I-you-penis,” she stuttered, making me look down at my still raging hard-on.

“Oh, sorry. Let me put something on real quick,” I said as I closed the door and went over to my closet. I was able to put on pants and shoes easily enough, but a shirt was impossible because it wouldn’t fit over my wings that I couldn’t close, so I decided to just not wear a shirt. When I opened the door again, I found Velvet Note standing in the same spot with the same blank expression that I left her with.

“Yo, Velvet,” I called out as I snapped my fingers in front of her face, which seemed to bring her back.

“Huh?” she mumbled as she glanced around, “W-what is going on?”

“You were going to tell me something,” I answered, making her look up at me before she shook her head.

“I-it is about the party last night,” she said as she started walking down the hall and I walked with her, “there are a large number of ponies that have not left yet and will not listen to me when I tell them to leave.”

“Well, it’s not like it’s your job to do all that.”

“W-well, maybe it can be?” she muttered as she looked up at me with hopefully eyes, but a still blank face.

“What? You want to be my assistant or something?”

“I would love to!” she exclaimed with the first smile I’ve seen her make.

“Uh, I wasn’t really offering, but whatever. Like I said before, I don’t have any money to pay you with, so all I can offer is a place to sleep and whatever food’s around.”

“That is more than enough,” she said happily as her face went back to its usual blankness.

“Hmm… you seem pretty happy about this?” Was that a question?

“Yes. It has always been my dream to assist royalty so that I can help the ponies of Equestria.” Such a noble and simple dream… Makes me feel like a piece of shit. When we made it to the ballroom, I saw what Velvet was talking about. Ponies were lying all over the place, asleep and covered in various substances that filled the room with a disgusting smell.

“Oh my god, that’s rank,” I said before I snapped my fingers and the windows flew open, “so, how am I going to wake them up? Did you try yelling at them?”

“Yes, I tried everything,” Velvet said as she shook a snoring stallion.

“Maybe you just weren’t loud enough,” I said before taking a deep breath. So, it would have been nice if I knew what kind of powers I got after my ascension so that I didn’t accidentally blow out any eardrums with the Canterlot Voice I belted out. Needless to say, everypony awoke with a start as they looked around for the source.

“Alright, everyone out,” I said as I pointed to the door behind me, “you don’t have to go home and you’re totally welcome to take a bath, but you can’t stay here. Orgies are on Fridays, so feel free to stop by next week. Velvet, make sure to put Orgy Fridays on the calendar... And make sure I have a calendar.”

“Y-yes sir,” she replied as she made the notes and rubbed her ears. I stood at the front door and saw all the ponies off, as none of them took up my offer for a bath, and as I did, Celestia eventually flew down the stairs and touched down a few feet from me before walking over on extremely wobbly legs. Hell yeah, I did that.

“Good morning, my love,” she greeted right as she fell over in front of me, but I easily caught her.

“Whoa, careful there. Still need a little rest before you move around any more,” I said before kissing her, “and maybe a bath.”

“Well, I have you to thank for both,” she giggled as she threw her hooves around my neck, “would you join me?”

“If I ever say no, something’s wrong with me,” I said as I picked her up and headed to the bath.

“S-sir! What should I do?” Velvet asked, making me stop and look at her.

“I guess you could make us some breakfast and watch out for anyone that wants to talk to me,” I answered before I started walking again, “oh, and send a letter to Rainbow Dash telling her to come over as soon as possible. These wings are starting to piss me off.”

“Right away, sir,” she replied before trotting off.

“Is that your new assistant?” Celestia asked as I carried her down the hall.

“Yep. She’s a little weird, but she works hard and is willing to work for free, so,” I replied as we entered the steamy bathhouse, “but right now, I think I need your assistance with something.”

“Of course, Master,” she replied seductively and we proceeded to take the dirtiest bath ever. Two hours later, we emerged from the bath and I watched her leave on a chariot she called earlier. When I went to the dinning room, I found a feast waiting for me. How Velvet Note knew what and how much food I wanted was impossible for me to figure out, but I was definitely thankful as I shoveled the food into my mouth. Velvet Note also somehow knew exactly when I finished eating and came to get me, saying that Rainbow arrived before leading me to the throne room.

“So, am I crazy, or are the throne room and ballroom the same place?” I asked Velvet as we approached the grand stairs and I looked over the internal map I had.

“No, you are right. Apparently, this room changes between the two as they are needed,” she said as she opened the doors. To say the room impressed me, just about sums it up, since I technically knew what it looked like. My golden throne sat at the far side of the room in front of a stained glass window that depicted me in my new form as Celestia and I held each other. There’s no way that window was there when the place first showed up.

I walked the long way up to the large chair, passing Rainbow as she sat in one of the many seats in the room, climbed the few steps and sat down. Just like I showed Cadence that one time, I sat low in the throne with my legs spread, head resting on my hand as I leaned on an armrest and smiled devilishly as I looked over the large room.

“All I need now is a crown that I won’t wear,” I said as I quickly sat forward to relieve the pain from my wings, “so, thanks for coming, Rainbow.”

“O-of course, P-Prince,” she replied as she quickly flew to the bottom of the steps and bowed.

“No no no. We’re not doing that,” I quickly said, “we’re still friends, so you can still call me Alex. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.”

“N-no!” she said as she looked up at me before quickly looking at the ground, “Alex is good.”

“Great. Now, I called you over because these wings are being a pain in the ass. Think you could help me figure them out?”

“Of course,” she replied as her usual smirk appeared, “you called just the right girl!”

“I know,” I said as I got up and walked down the stairs, “let’s go. Velvet, I’ll be going out for a bit.”

“Then I will come with you,” she replied as I passed her at the throne room doors.

“I was just going to let you relax here, but if you want to come, that’s cool,” I said as we walked down the stairs before calling out, “Rosewing! Keep an eye on the place!”

“That griffon is still here?” Velvet asked as she looked around the empty lobby.

“Yeah. I couldn’t tell before, but after I changed, I can feel her lecherous eyes watching me all the time. Hopefully she’ll still listen to me,” I said as we left the castle and walked until we were in a familiar battlefield.

“I-I know this will sound a little weird,” Rainbow started after Velvet and I took a seat under a tree, “b-but I need to check out your wings to see if their like mine.”

“Alright,” I replied as I lay on my stomach, “just be gentle. It’s my first time.”

“R-right,” she stuttered as I watched her float over my left wing and start poking and prodding it. It was definitely a strange feeling, like I was being touched on a body part I didn’t know I had, but was sure it was there. As she looked me over, I started to really comprehend the fact the I actually had wings and if things went alright, I could fly with them. I better get over my crippling fear of heights now.

“Oh, I get it now,” Rainbow said when she finished looking at my right wing.

“What?”

“I was wondering why you weren’t reacting to anything I was doing and thought that your wings were messed up, but it turns out their just locked up,” she explained as I felt something wrap around the base of each wing and felt something press down on the space between them, “this might hurt a little.”

“What are you gonnAHH, FUCK!” I yelled as Rainbow pulled on my wings and pressed on the spot between them, making a loud pop, “Jesus Christ! What the h-Oooh, my god!”

“Sir! Are you alright?” Velvet asked as she stood in front of me and I got on my knees.

“I’m great, actually!” I said as I felt the wind blow with each individual feather, “It felt like I had a huge kink in my back get massaged out. Thanks Rainbow.”

“No problem,” she said as I watched my wings move around, “it’s a good thing it was such an easy thing to fix. It could have been a lot worse.”

“And considering I just got them yesterday, it would suck if they had to stay that way. So, can I fly?”

“Sure, why not?” she said as I stood up and kept moving them around, quickly understanding how I was supposed to move them, “Just take a minute to get a feel for them. Since you just grew them, you shouldn’t need any preening, so you should be ready to fly.”

“Cool,” I said as I did a few test flaps, easily blowing Velvet over, “sorry. With the size of these things, I guess I should have seen that coming.”

“It is alright, Sir,” she said as she sat up and fixed her mane, “a little breeze will not kill me.”

“Seems like you got it down already,” Rainbow said as she stood in front of me and stretched out her wings, “just to make sure, do what I do.” She went on to move her wings in certain patterns, together and independently of each other, and it seemed like I got it.

“Good, good,” she said with an enthusiastic smile, “you’re a fast learner! Now, I remember you said you’re afraid of heights, so we won’t do anything crazy. Just concentrate on lifting yourself up and hovering; don’t worry about being straight.”

“Oh, I don’t worry about that,” I joked and expected Rainbow to get flustered, but surprisingly, she didn’t.

“Haha, real funny. Come on, Alex, this is serious. I don’t want you getting hurt and not being able to fly at all, like…” she said before going quiet.

“I get it, I’m sorry. I’ll be serious from now on,” I said with a smile, “I’ll make you proud, Teach.” With that, I took a few steps back before closing my eyes and focusing on what she said. After pumping my wings at a comfortable and steady rhythm, I put more power into them and could feel all the wind I was making. I kept it up for a while, slowly tiring as my breathing started to get harder.

“Alex, you’re doing it!” Rainbow said suddenly.

“Yes, you are flying,” Velvet elaborated. Taking a chance, I opened my eyes and saw the ground under me at least a foot away.

“Holy shit, I’m flying!” I exclaimed and right as I did, my concentration broke and I fell down the one foot back to the ground, which, admittedly, scared the fuck out of me before I fell to my knees.

“Good job, Alex!” Rainbow said as she hugged me, “Keep this up and you’ll soaring in no time!”

“Heh, thanks, but I should probably get over my phobia first,” I said as I patted her on the back. The training went on for a half-hour and apparently I was making great progress. I say ‘apparently’ because I kept my eyes closed for the majority of my flying and couldn’t tell how high I ended up going. When I opened them the second time, I saw that I was about ten feet up and promptly had a panic attack that sent me crashing back down, but thanks to my invulnerability, I was fine. You’d think that because of my inability to be seriously injured I wouldn’t be scared, but I still was.

When we finished and planned to continue in two days, Velvet and I headed back to the castle where we found a lone pony standing at the door with her hoof raised and frozen a few inches from it.

“Can I help you?” I asked, startling it as it quickly whipped around and faced me. It was a cute green and black earth mare that had two lily pads without the flowers for a cutie mark.

“I-I, uh…” she stuttered with a blush as she gazed upon my half naked form, “I-I wanted to a-ask the prince something.”

“Oh, my first consultation,” I said with a large smile as I opened the door, “please, come in, come in. Velvet? Can you get us something to drink?”

“Of course,” she replied before hurrying off.

“This way,” I said as I led the mare to the throne room where I sat in my throne and she sat quite a ways away, “so what’s on your mind?”

“W-well, I-”

“What?” I exclaimed as I turned an ear towards her, “you’re too far away, I can’t hear you.”

“I-I said-”

“You know what? Why don’t you come up here with me?” I said as I patted my lap, “Don’t want us yelling at each other and I’m sure this is already plenty embarrassing for you.” It took her a moment, but she eventually got up, bowed at the bottom of the stairs before climbing them, and sitting in my lap as I put a hand on her back to steady her. As she got comfortable, Velvet trotted in with a tea set and poured the two of us some. We sipped from the cups a few times as I waited for her to get comfortable enough. When she didn’t say anything for a few minutes, I looked at Velvet and nodded towards the door. She got the message and left the two of with a bow.

“So, first things first: what’s your name?” I asked calmly.

“L-Lilypop,” she answered.

“Cute,” I replied as I lightly rubbed her back and flashed a smile, “so what can I help you with, Lilypop?”

“W-well,” she stuttered as her blush darkened, “m-my c-coltfriend and I… we-we-”

“Alright, take a deep breath,” I interrupted as I kept rubbing her, “no need to be nervous. It’s just you and me and I’m definitely not judging. I’m sure whatever your problem is, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about, so just tell me what’s up.” After taking a breath and sip of her tea, she seemed to gain the confidence she needed to speak.

“W-well, my coltfriend. He… he says he’s not satisfied with me anymore.”

“What?” I said exasperatedly, “What’s not to be satisfied with? You’re cute, smell nice, and I’m sure your special talent is awesome!”

“Heh, thanks,” she said as she cracked a smile, “b-but that’s not what I meant. He’s… unsatisfied s-sexually.”

“Mm, I see,” I hummed as I rubbed my chin thoughtfully, “what did he say?”

“He says that my… v-vagina,” she whispered that, “doesn’t feel good anymore. He says he wants to try a-anal.”

“Ah, this classic scenario,” I said wistfully as I folded my arms, “back where I’m from, this problem usually springs up among new couples. How long have you two been together?”

“Five years,” she answers simply.

“Oh… well never mind. He must have heard about it from one of his friends,” I said with a shake of my head, “anyway, what really matters is if you’re willing to do something like that.”

“I… I’m not sure,” she replied as she played with her hooves, “I’m willing to do anything for him, honest, but I heard it really hurts the first time and takes a long time to get used to.”

“Hmm, I’ve heard these things too,” I said as I rubbed my chin again, “well, I’ll ask again: do you want to do this?”

“…Y-yes,” she answers nervously, but certainly.

“Alright, well I have just the thing for you. Velvet!”

“Yes, Sir?” she said as her head poked through the door.

“There should be a bag on the floor in my room with my tattoo on it. Can you get it for me?”

“Of course. One moment,” she said before she disappeared.

“W-what’s in the bag?” Lilypop asked.

“Well, what did you tell your man-er, stallion, when he first asked you about this?”

“I said I’d think about it and he said I could take as long as I need.”

“Great, I was hoping that’s what he said. Now, let’s just wait a second for her to bring the bag.” It was about a minute before Velvet returned and floated the bag over to me.

“Thanks,” I said as I took it and opened it, making Lilypop gasp, “relax, their just dildos. I know for a fact that you have one back home.” She blush deeped before she dropped her head.

“It’s alright, everyone has one. Case in point, me. Now look here,” I said as pulled out a pretty small dildo and bottle of lube, “this is an anal training kit. As the name implies, it helps people, or ponies in this case, train their flanks in the art of anal sex. All you have to do is start masturbating with the smallest dildo and when you become comfortable with it, move a size up. Which one of these looks about as big as your guy’s?”

“Hmm… this one,” she said as she pulled out a foot long one.

“Hmm, good for him. So just take your time using all of the smaller ones until you feel comfortable with this one. When you do, you’re ready.”

“I-is it really that simple?” she asked a she looked at me worriedly.

“Of course, but the number one thing is safety. When you’re going at it, don’t be afraid to use a lot of lube, cause you’ve got a lot. If you somehow run out and are too embarrassed to go buy some, just visit me again and I’ll hook you up.”

“S-should I keep this a secret from him?”

“If you want to. I’m sure it’ll be a great surprise when you one day tell him you’re good to go, but it might also make him feel better if he’s part of the process. You know him better than me, so that’s up to you, but other than that, you should be set. Unless there’s something else you need.”

“No no, that’s it,” she said with a smile as she got up and threw the bag on her back, “thank you so much, Prince Alex. I don’t know what I would have done without your help.”

“Don’t go thanking me yet. You have to see the whole thing through first, but I’ll accept your praise anyway,” I said with a smirk as we walked down the throne room and out the door that Velvet was standing next to, “feel free to stop by and give me an update. You’re the first pony I’ve helped, so I really want to know if it goes well for you.”

“I think I can do that,” she said as we approached the front doors and she turned to me, “again, thank you.”

“No problem. It’s my one and only job, after all. See ya later,” I said as I rubbed her head.

“Bye,” she said with a smile and bow before trotting down the road. I watched her disappear over the hill before I let out a content sigh.

“This must be how the princesses feel when they help someone out,” as I said that, I spotted a chariot descending from the sky as it headed towards me, “ah, and speaking of pink annoyances…”

“Alex!” Cadence shouted as she jumped out of the cart before it touched down and flew at me without slowing down and ended up tackling me to the floor.

“Ow, what the hell?” I groaned as my wings yelled me to get off them.

“Oh Alex! I’m so proud of you!” she squealed as she nuzzle my face, “I saw that mare leave with the biggest smile on her face! You must have really helped her out!”

“I did my best, yeah,” I said as I lifted Cadence off of me and sat up, “anyway, what are you doing here? I don’t remember inviting you.”

“What? I can’t check up on the new Prince of Lust?” she asked with a goofy smile that made me uncomfortable.

“… I guess,” I said as I got up, “Velvet? Can you make some more tea and bring it to my study?”

“Of course, Sir,” she said before leaving.

“Ooh, you even got your own assistant!” Cadence said before jumping and latching onto me, “They grow up so fast!”

“What are you, my moms? I already had two, I don’t think I need another,” I said as I walked up the stairs with her stuck to my chest, “but seriously, what’s up?”

“Nothing, I just wanted to see how you were doing, especially after last night. It got a little… wild.”

“Yeah, it did. I don’t know if you cold tell, but me and Celestia were going at it hard.”

“Yes, I could tell, thank you,” Cadence said as she let go of me.

“Like, really hard. You should have seen her when we woke up. She could barely stand.”

“I get it. Thank you.”

“Then we took a nice bath… where I gave it to her again.”

“OKAY, ALEX! I get it!” she exclaimed as she walked ahead of me.

“Heh, alright. Just wanted to make sure you did,” I said as I caught up to her and walked the rest of the way to my study.

“So, besides the overwhelming sexual attraction me and Celesia have for each other, do you know what was going on with everyone else?” I asked after we got comfortable.

“It was probably the large surge of magic you released when you ascended,” Cadence explained, “I guess it naturally manifested as lust and infected everyone.”

“Did you have to say ‘infected?’ Makes it sound like I did it on purpose. But was everyone affected?”

“No. The elements, Auntie Luna, and I were fine for the most part.”

“For the most part?” I repeated as Velvet knocked and came in with the tea, “Thanks, but what’s that supposed to mean?”

“Well, I can’t speak for everypony but,” she started as Velvet passed her a cup, “thank you.”

“But?”

“…But, when I got back to the castle, Shining and I probably had the most intense and passionate sex ever.”

“Hmm, I see. Literally,” I said as the scene played out in my head, “wow. He’s really into that kind od thing, huh?”

“W-what?”

“I don’t think there’s a sex dungeon in Canterlot Castle, so feel free to come use mine if you two want,” I said with a sly smile.

“R-right,” she said with a blush.

“Anyway, are you still torturing the guy?” I asked as I sipped from my cup, “I mean, it’d be different if he wanted it, but if you’re still doing it because of me, I’m gonna feel bad.”

“Have you forgiven him?” she asked with surprising seriousness.

“I-I guess? I mean, I think I’m over it.”

“Alright, I’ll cut him loose when I get back,” she sighed.

“Thanks. I still want to at least try being friends with the guy, and even though I was fine last time, I can handle him if he does go crazy again,” I said before we heard a knock at the front door.

“Excuse me,” Velvet said before opening the door, “should I bring whoever it is here?”

“Great idea,” I answered before she nodded and left.

“She’s cute,” Cadence said when she left.

“Yeah, a little weird though,” I replied before we fell into a comfortable silence. The silence was soon broken by someone’s screams that seemed to get closer. Cadence and I looked at each for a second before the door burst open and Velvet ran through it before jumping at me.

“Alex!” she whined after I caught her.

“What? What’s wro-”

“ALEX!” a voice boomed.

“...Is that Luna?” I asked as I heard the sound of flapping wings, “Did you prank her again?”

“N-no, Sir! I just opened the door, but she looked so terrifying that I closed it!” she quickly explained.

“Terrifying?” Cadence repeated, “How so?”

“S-she looked… hungry…”

“… Maybe she hasn’t eaten breakfast?” I offered as I got up and sat Velvet in my seat, “I’ll go calm her down.”

“Be careful, Alex,” Cadence warned, “she might have been affected by your magic.”

“I don’t know. She said she was strong against ‘attacks of the mind’, or something,” I said as I stepped out of the room, “I’m sure it has to do with something el-” I couldn’t finished my sentence as I was immediately tackled and sent sliding across the marble floor down the hall.

“Alex!” my assailant said, making me open my eyes and find Luna standing over me with that hungry look Velvet was talking about.

“Hey, Luna. What’s-” I was surprised and promptly shut up by Luna’s lips crashing into mine. …Well, this is something.

Author's Notes:

Fun Fact about the Fun Fact: I actually did hear that song at an orgy. Dumb story short, I was really high and agreed to go to some random party that ended up being an orgy. I only stayed long enough to Shazam the song before I got too weirded out and left.
Speaking of songs, how does everyone like the ones I occasionally throw in? I know I kind of beat you over the head with them this time, but I think it was justified and was a nice touch. It's also my way of brainwashing you into liking EDM. Anyway, it won't be long before all of Equestria falls to the long dick of Prince Alex... or not, who knows. But all that lust is sure to attract some unwanted attention...

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