“No, thank you,” I moaned as I slowly woke up, “… What?” I brought a hand to my mouth to hold back a yawn as I slowly sat up and as I rubbed my eyes, while my other hand felt the silky sheets I was laying on. …Where am I? I cracked open my eyes and was met with the familiar sight of Celestia’s room bathed in the light of her morning sun.

“How the hell did I get here?” I mumbled to myself.

“I teleported you, of course,” I heard Celestia’s voice say from beside me. Looking to my right, I found the princess laying seductively as she looked up at me.

“Oh, well thanks I guess, but you could have just taken me back to Twilight’s… oh wait-”

“As a matter of fact, that was the first place I went,” she said before sitting up and kissing me on the cheek, “but after letting Twilight and the rest of the elements know that you were alright, she told me how you and Spike are not on speaking terms.”

“Yeah, sounds about right,” I replied as I stretched my back and yawned again, “well since I’m in town, may as well do something fun. Do you have any plans?”

“Unfortunately, I do,” Celestia replied as she got out of bed, “running a kingdom tends keep a princess’s schedule full.”

“Well, depending on what you’re doing, I might not mind tagging along,” I said as I got out of bed and found my pants lying on the floor. … I kind of don’t care. She deserves something for helping me feel better.

“Well, as a matter of fact, I have a meeting with some ambassadors from Griffonia that has to do with you,” she says as I slide my pants on.

“Really? … I’m not in trouble, am I?”

“No, no,” she giggled, “they’re simply curious about you. After hearing about our little outing the other day-”

“Our date,” I corrected.

“Yes, our date,” she reiterated with a slight blush, “they want to know if you’re a threat to them.”

“You told them I wasn’t though, right?”

“Of course,” she answered as we left her room and walked down the hall, “but they wanted to be sure, so I invited them to the castle. We can meet with them after you see Cadence.”

“Oh right, I definitely want to see her,” I said as Celestia suddenly stopped walking, “what’s wrong?”

“This is her room,” she said as she motioned to the door she stopped next to.

“Oh,” I muttered as I stepped up to the door. I was about to knock when I heard a strange moan from behind it that made me freeze and listen for a second. As I stood and listened, a weird image of Shining Armor hogtied and hanging from some rope with a ball-gag and blindfold on, popped into my head, making me cringe. Where the fuck did that come from? Shaking the gross image out of my head, I knocked on the door and waited for a response.

“Be quiet, Shining. You don’t want anymore ponies seeing you like this, do you?” I heard Cadence’s muffled voice say, “What am I saying, of course you do. But don’t worry; if Alex somehow finds it in his heart to forgive you, I might cut your punishment short by a few days.” …What?

“Yes? Who is it?” Cadence called without opening the door. With a cough and a slight change to my voice, I answered.

“Princess Cadence? This is the coroner.”

“C-coroner?” she stuttered.

“Yes, coroner… C-corona Light…” best name ever, “We regret to inform you that we found the body of a Alexander the Human on the edge of the Everfree Forest. Eyewitness accounts say you were one of his closest friends, so we thought it best to let you know what happened to him.”

“A-Alex… is d-dead?” she said sadly, making me snort.

“Good riddance too,” I said, trying desperately to hold onto my fake voice, “I saw that thing walking around town the other day, and sweet Celestia was he ugly.”

“…What did you say?” Cadence whispered as the door opened a crack.

“He was a walking abomination, desecrating our great city with his dirty foot- I mean, hoof-steps. I’m glad he’s-” I was cut off when I was suddenly tackled, knocking the wind out of me when I hit the ground and making me cough, “Aw, Jesus!”

“How dare you say that about-” Cadence screamed as she looked down at my terrified face and I looked up at probably the scariest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life before it melted away and Cadence’s regular, confused face appeared, “A-A-Alex?”

“Yeah, Jesus Christ. Don’t ever make that face again,” I said as I felt something drip into my eye and make me blink, “ew, now you’re drooling on me? What’s wrong with you?”

“Y-you… you asshole,” she whined as she rested her head on my chest.

“Woah, did a princess just swear? Scandalous,” I teased as I hugged her, “What’ll people think?”

“That’s ‘ponies’, you jerk,” she muttered into my now wet chest.

“Yeah, yeah,” I replied with a roll of my eyes as I rubbed her back, “but seriously, I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be,” she said as she looked up at me with red eyes and a smile, “that was all Shining’s fault. So I’m sorry you had to deal with him.”

“I guess we’re all sorry then,” I said as Cadence got off of me and I sat up.

“Not all of us,” Cadence mumbled as she looked back at her open door. I followed her line of sight and saw the image I had in my head before me.

“…I, uh…” I mumbled before the door was magically closed, “I’ll let you handle that.”

“It’s for the best,” Cadence replied with a half frown half smirk.

“…Right. So, we still got that meeting, right Princess?” I asked as I looked at Celestia who had just been standing off to the side quietly the whole time.

“Yes, just follow me,” she said as she started down the hallway.

“Can I come, Auntie?” Cadence asked as we stood up.

“Of course. That’s actually is a good idea. We’ll need somepony besides me to support Alex,” Celestia replied.

“What about-”

“He’ll be fine,” Cadence cut me off.

“Uh, okay.” The walk to the meeting was filled with me detailing what happened after I ran from the fight, which wasn’t that much, but when I got to the part where Celestia showed up, said princess quickly interrupted me.

“There’s no need to bore her with the details, Alex,” she said as she kept looking forward, making me smirk.

“What? Those are probably the most important details. What’s it matter if I tell one person?” I say as I lean over to Cadence, “So there I was; sitting against a tree, staring up at the beautiful stars, courtesy of Princess Luna, and-”

“Did somepony say my name?” a familiar voice says from behind us, startling me.

“Auntie Luna!” Cadence said as she turned around and left my side.

“Good morning, sister,” Celestia greeted as she trotted past me.

“Good morning you two,” Luna greeted, “or should I say, three. Greetings, Alex the Human.”

“Oh, hey princess,” I said as I waved with my back still to her, “how’s it going?”

“It is going alright, but why are you facing that way?” she asked as I felt something poke me in the back.

“Oh, well… you know, there are just so many cool things to look at over here,” I glanced around trying to find something to look at when I noticed some griffons walk around the corner, “like those guys.”

“It looks like our guests have arrived,” Celestia said as she and Luna trotted past me and greeted the griffons. Luna glanced back to meet my gaze, but I quickly looked away.

“Why are you being weird?” Cadence asked as she stepped up next to me and gave me a funny look.

“I don’t want to affect Luna now that we’ve meet in person,” I said with a sigh as we watched Celestia point a hoof at me and I waved, “and now that I think about it, these are the first griffons I’m going to meet. So watch out for me.”

“Hmm, you’re right,” she said as she rubbed her chin, “well, there’s only one female out of the three, and you don’t effect stallions-”

“That I know of,” I interrupted, “I’ve only met one stallion since I’ve been here, but I don’t think he swings that way anyway.”

“But you do?” she asked as gave me a sly smirk.

“No, I don’t, but who knows what this power has done to me,” I replied as I folded my arms and mumbled, “I love the pussy…”

“Sure you do,” Cadence snickered before Celestia called us over.

“Alex, I’d like you to meet Griffonia’s ambassadors,” Celestia said when we reached them.

“Hmm, so you’re the creature causing a commotion around here?” one of the male griffons said as he looked me up and down with his beady black eyes, “You don’t look so tough!”

“Owlgore, please,” the other male said dismissively, “not everything is about strength or size… but no, he doesn’t look strong.”

“Well, I’m not, so you have nothing to worry about,” I said, getting a little annoyed with not being acknowledged, “it’s nice to meet you three. As I’m sure the princess has told you, and you already know, I’m Alexander, or Alex for short.”

“So it does talk,” the rough looking griffon called Owlgore said, “I guess it’s not as stupid as we thought, huh, Boreas?”

“I suppose not,” the other more posh griffon replied, “at least it has manners, unlike some.”

“Would you two stop? You’re obviously insulting it,” the third griffon spoke up as she stepped past the two and spread her snow white wings out in a bow, “it’s a pleasure to meet you, Alexander. I’m Rosewing.”

“O-oh, n-no, the pleasure’s all mine,” I said as I too bowed. Damn, she’s pretty. As I straightened out, my eyes met her beautiful golden ones and we stared at each other for a long while before someone’s cough brought us back.

“Why don’t we all sit down?” Celestia offered with slight irritation in her voice as she opened a nearby door that led to a meeting room with a large round table. After taking our seats, with Cadence and the two princesses on my left and Rosewing and the two griffons on my right, we sat in silence for a while before I spoke up.

“Soooo… What do you guys want to hear from me?” I asked as I met the two guys’ scrutinizing gazes and Rosewing’s empty stare.

“That you’re not a threat to our kingdom,” Boreas answered.

“I’m not a threat to your kingdom,” I said instantly.

“Hmm, well your word doesn’t mean much,” Owlgore said.

“And I’m guessing the word of three princesses doesn’t either?” Cadence countered with a straight face, though I could hear a hint of anger in her voice.

“So you vouch for it as well?” Owlgore asked.

“Please, Alex is a he, but yes I do,” she replied.

“Hmm,” the two guys hummed in thought for a moment before Boreas spoke, “Well, Rosewing is our head of Foreign Affairs, so we’ll let her decide.” The room was silent for a few seconds as we all looked at the absent griffon.

“Rosewing?”

“Huh? What?” she mumbled as she looked around.

“We need you to evaluate this thing and determine whether or not it’s a danger to us.”

“Oh, right,” she replied as she looked over all of us and when she looked at me, I thought I saw something flash through her eyes, “well, I’m going to need a moment alone with him.”

“What for?” Luna asked warily.

“Just to ask some simple questions and not have you three jump to his rescue like you’ve already demonstrated.” I could feel Cadence and Luna deflate at the poke while Celestia’s horn lit up and a nearby door opened.

“Feel free to use this room and take as long as you need,” she said.

“Don’t take too long though,” Owlgore said as Rosewing and I got out of our seats, “the bright colors around here are starting to give me a headache.” As Rosewing led the way to the room and I followed, I was stopped by Cadence when she put a hoof on my arm.

“Will you be alright?”

“Yeah, why wouldn’t I be?” I replied with a raised brow as I patted her on the shoulder and kept walking. When I started to walk past Celestia, she too stopped me.

“She may try to trick you, so be ready.”

“I’ll be fine. I like to think I’m a pretty smooth talker,” I replied as I flashed her a smile. As I passed by Luna’s seat, I was stopped once again.

“Alex-”

“I’ll be alright, thanks,” I interrupted as I kept walking without looking at her. After I walked into the fancy sitting room and sat on a couch, Rosewing closed and locked the door behind her before taking a seat next to me. We sat in silence for a while as we just stared at each other; me admiring her perfectly white fur and feathers that were tipped with rose-red accents, and her just staring at my bare chest.

“I have to say,” she started as she suddenly put a strangely soft claw on my chest, “despite not looking very strong, there’s something strangely alluring about you.”

“I could say the same about you,” I said as I ran a hand through her fluffy and silky feathers, “but I know exactly what it is. Those eyes, that beautiful coat; I’m surprised you’re not a model.”

“I’ve heard that one before,” she replied as she traced a claw down my chest and stomach, “but not from something like you.”

“If you don’t mind me asking, why aren’t you a model?”

“It’s a family thing, but I don’t mind it. I like meeting new and interesting creatures, especially big ones,” she answered as her claw gripped my bits.

“I see,” I replied before she suddenly pushed me down onto the couch and looked down at me with lustful eyes.

“But it’s always a shame when they give in so easily,” she said somewhat disappointedly before kissing me. It’s an interesting thing, getting kissed by a creature with a beak. I half expected it to hurt and suck, but when you think about how they move like lips, that can’t be the case. Well, it isn't; it was surprisingly soft and nice, though I would rather kiss something with actual lips. Right when she was slipping her tongue into my mouth, I put my arm around her and quickly traded places with her, making her squeak in surprise.

“Well, if you want, I can make it a little difficult for you,” I said before I kissed her again and trailed my hand down her chest and stomach.

“T-that’s what they all-” she started to say when we separated, but was cut off when I snapped my fingers and a ball-gag appeared in her beak.

“Well, let’s make sure you don’t say too much,” I said in an almost devilish voice as I grabbed and held down her claws over her head. I stared into her eyes and held her lustful gaze as my hand eventually found its wet mark and started to carefully massage it, painting a picture of it in my mind and paying special attention to her every action as I did.

“Hmm,” I hummed sinisterly as I smirked, “is it just me, or are you a little more into this than you let on?” Her gaze left mine as her white cheeks turned the same shade as her name, making me chuckle lightly.

“If you don’t belief me…” I said as I brought my dripping wet hand up to her face. As she stared at my hand, a single drop of her juice dripped onto and slid down her face, further proving my point before I licked the rest of it off.

“Mm… Strawberry, not bad,” I purred as I let go of her claws and a pair of handcuffs kept them together. I slid down her body until I was staring at her soaked pussy, my light breaths on it making her shudder.

“I was feeling a little thirsty anyway,” I said before I dove in and got a taste straight from the tap. It was a good thing she had the ball-gag, because as soon as my mouth made contact, she moaned pretty loudly and only continued to as my tongue entered and moved around inside her.

I stared up at her as she looked back down at me, the lust in her eyes only growing as I kept up my work, slurping up her excess fluids and feeling out every crevice of her sweet flower. A minute hadn’t even passed by before her legs held down my head and I was squirted in the face while Rosewing’s moans of pleasure turned into a shriek of ecstasy. I swallowed a mouthful of her juices as I kept my mouth where it was, letting her ride out her orgasm for as long as possible before I pulled my face away.

“Damn, with waterworks like that, it’ll be hard to cover this-” I was cut off when the doors of the room suddenly burst open. I slowly turned my head to the side and found Celestia with her horn glowing and a deadly look in her eye. Behind her, I could see the heads of the other four peaking around the sides of the door.

“…Uh,” I muttered as I looked over all the faces staring at my incriminating position, “I-it isn’t what it looks like?” Cadence face-hooved while Luna grinned and covered her mouth before I was suddenly lifted off the couch and stood next to Celestia.

“S-so, is it good, or…” Owlgore asked nervously after he and Boreas slipped past Celestia over to Rosewing.

“He’s great,” Rosewing panted after the ball-gag and handcuffs disappeared.

“W-well, you heard her, Auntie,” Cadence said as she stepped in front of Celestia, “there shouldn’t be anymore problems, so let’s just leave and-”

“No, you all can go,” Celestia interrupted, “I need to have a talk with our griffon ambassador here.” When she said this, Owlgore and Boreas jumped and cowered behind the couch Rosewing was laying on as she continued to recover.

“Sister, please calm yourself,” Luna said as she stepped up next to Cadence, “this meeting is over and we have proven Alex’s innocence. Let us leave.”

“In a moment,” the solar princess replied as she took a step forward, but I stopped her when I put a hand on her shoulder.

“Celestia, relax. We- Ah, fuck!” I exclaimed when I felt my hand being burned.

“Alex! Are you alright?!” she exclaimed as she whipped around and grabbed my hand with her hooves, “I’m sorry! I should have-”

“Relax,” I interrupted as I shushed her with the hand she was holding before showing it to her, “I’m fine. It only hurt for a second.” Her eyes widened when she saw my unharmed hand wiggle its fingers.

“Now, like I was saying: relax. We got this all figured out now and there won’t be any wars or anything, right? So, to make up for you… stumbling in on our little heart to heart-”

“Is that what that was?” Luna muttered with a smirk, earning her a jab from Cadence.

“-I’ll… I’ll take you out. Tonight. To do whatever you want.”

“Y-you will?” she asked as she held my hand again and looked up at me.

“Sure, why not,” I answered as I put my hands in my pockets, “I mean, it would be my treat, but you know… I don’t have any money.”

“Worry not, Alex,” Luna said as she stepped up next to her sister, “the royal treasury will be able to cover any and every expense.”

“Sweet,” I replied as I gently pulled Celestia to her hooves, “now, I know it’s only like, ten in the morning, but why don’t you go start getting ready. I know how you girls can be when it comes to these things.”

“Y-you’re right! What should I wear?” she said to herself as she quickly left the room.

“Well, so much for having a full schedule,” I said as I scratched my head and turned to the two remaining princesses, “So, what-”

“Auntie! What was that about?!” Cadence demanded as Luna struggled to hold in her giggles.

“I-I am sorry,” she said after a giggle filled moment, “It is just the first time I have seen my sister act this way since she was a filly. It is quite amusing!”

“No it’s not!” Cadence replied with a cute pout, “You’re just encouraging her and making it harder for us to fix her!”

“Fix her?” Luna repeated as her giggles stopped suddenly, “You still believe she is under some spell?”

“Of course! I find it hard to believe that Auntie Celestia would act this way over somepony like Alex.”

“… I think you’re missing some key words there,” I said after a second of silence.

“Hmm, no. That was all I was going to say,” she replied with a blank look. Damn, she just burned me without even trying.

“Well, after seeing her behavior around Alex, despite it being a long time since I have last seen it, I do believe my sister’s feelings for him to be true,” Luna said matter of factly.

“Really?” Cadence asked in disbelief, “Again, I couldn’t see it…”

“But like, are you sure?” I asked Luna as I finally looked her in the eyes.

“Fairly, and thank you for looking me in the eye,” she said with a smile before it turned into a sad frown, “I was beginning to think you did not want to associate with me any longer.”

“What? No,” I said as I kneeled down and hugged her before pulling back and looking deep into her eyes, “I was just worried is all, but I guess I shouldn’t have been.”

“Yes, you should not have,” she replied as she quickly perked up, “I may be the younger one, but I am much more adept than my sister when it comes to spells of the mind. I would not be swayed so easily.”

“I don’t doubt you, but I don’t that has anything to do with-” I was cut off by a cough from behind the princesses, making us look back at the griffons that I already forgot about. As I stood back up, Rosewing, having calmed and collected herself, strutted up to me.

“W-would you happen to have a minute, A-Alex?” she asked shakily.

“For you, I’m sure he has plenty,” Cadence sighed with a roll of her eyes as she trotted out of the room. Luna followed after her as she tried to hold back her chuckles again and waved a hoof at me.

“Yeah, uh, what’s up?” I answered as I glanced back at the two guys who had the most confused looks on their faces.

“Well, there’s someone we brought with us that really wanted to met you.”

“Oh? I have a fan, huh?” I said as I too left the fruity smelling room and rejoined Cadence, with Luna having disappeared, “Well, I’m hungry, so send them to the dinning room. We’ll talk over brunch.”

“Of course,” she replied with a bow before standing up and hissing at her two colleagues, “Let’s go you idiots!”

“O-of course!” the both replied as they scurried after her out of the meeting room.

“Kind of a 180 they pulled there, huh?” I commented after they disappeared.

“Yeah, I guess,” Cadence replied wearily.

“So, want to go get something to eat?” I asked as I started to walk.

“Sure,” she replied as she followed me closely, “… So you’re really getting used to your magic, huh?”

“What?” I asked as I looked down at her with a confused face.

“Really?” she said and I stayed silent, “So you’re saying you did… whatever you did with that griffon, because you wanted to?”

“Hmm… Oh! You mean the sex stuff,” I said and she gave me a blank look, “I honestly didn’t even think about it. I think she came onto me and I just rolled with it, but who cares? It fixed whatever problems we had, so what’s it matter?”

“What’s it matter?! You’re the one who kept saying you didn’t want to have sex with anypony!”

“Did I say that?” I said as I thought for a second, “I don’t know if I said that, but whatever. No one’s getting hurt, so who cares? I don’t. Besides, we didn’t actually have sex, I just ate her out.”

“So you would have stopped anyway if Auntie did step in?” Cadence asked with a suspicious look.

“Hmm… probably not,” I answered flatly. With a sigh, Cadence and I continued the rest of the walk to the dinning room in silence. When we passed by her room, she stopped inside for a minute to stop the loud noises Shining was making.

“Is he gonna be okay?” I asked when she came back out.

“Yeah.”

“Oh, alr-”

“Probably,” she added before continuing down the hall. I looked back and forth between her and the door a few times before shrugging and catching up to her. After another minute, we were sitting down in the dinning room as a waiter showed up to take our orders.

“And what would you like, sir?” the stallion asked after taking Cadence’s ridiculously large order.

“Uh, you wouldn’t happen to have any meat, would you?” I asked, making the guy raise a brow, “Y-you know, cause there are griffons staying in the castle?”

“Yes, we do…”

“… C-can I try some? J-just to make sure it’s up to their standards. You know how griffons can be.”

“That I do sir,” he replied with a shake of his head, “will ham do?”

“Ham?!” I exclaimed, making the stallion take a step back and Cadence smirk, “Uh, I mean. Yes, that will do. Thank you.”

“So who’s this fan that want’s to meet you?” Cadence asked when the waiter left.

“Hell if I know,” I said as I sipped on some water, “I kind of don’t wan to meet any more women though. I think my harem’s reached maximum capacity. I can only focus on so many girls at once.”

“Ah, so that was your plan all along, huh?” Cadence said with a sly grin.

“What are you talking about?”

“You were just pretending to not want all the affection you’ve been getting and have actually been trying to create a harem for yourself.”

“Uh, no, but now that you mention it,” I said as I put a hand to my chin, “that doesn’t sound too bad. Wouldn’t really be the Prince of Lust without a royal harem, huh?”

“Heh, you’re joking, right?”

“Mm, not really,” I answered honestly, “I’m gonna have to think about it.”

“A-alright, but if it is a mare, what are you going to do if she’s under your spell?”

“I don’t know, whatever she wants I guess,” I answered and Cadence squinted at me, “What? I’ve never had a fan before.”

“What if she wants to get intimate with you?”

“Then hey, gotta give the fans what they want, right?”

“And if it’s a stallion that wants the same thing?”

“Then… I’ll give him a pat on the back and say ‘maybe next time?’”

“I don’t think he’ll take it that well, especially if he came all the way from Griffonia to see you. You’ll have to come up with something better than that,” she replied with a smirk.

“Damn, you’re going to have to help me out then.”

“I don’t think so. If you’re going to be a prince, you’ll have to have pony skills and learn how to deal with situations as they come.”

“Pony skills?” I mumbled to myself in thought, “Oh, you mean people skills. Well, how am I supposed to learn anything if I’m never taught in the first place?”

“You’ll figure it out,” she giggled.

“Yeah, that’s very funny, but you forget that with this uncontrollable power, comes unwanted responsibility. When you think about it, it’s kind of you guys' fault that this is happening in the first place,” I accused.

“Wha- how’s that?”

“If this place wasn’t filled with magic, this wouldn’t be happening! I could have gone anywhere else, like into one of my favorite video games, or movie universe. I could have simply died, but instead, I ended up here; making everyone’s life that much more difficult. I honestly would have been alright with dying, because I wouldn’t have known it happened, and neither would anyone else. I know Twilight said there’s a possibility of me going back, but I don’t think she’s been working on it since I said I would help. So I’ve kind of been thinking about what I’d do if I was stuck here permanently, and to be honest, I don’t think-”

“Alex,” Cadence interrupted, making me realize she moved her seat right next to mine and was right in my face, “relax.”

“…Oh, I was ranting, wasn’t I? My fault,” I said as I rubbed her back, “yo, so where’s that-”

“Master!” a familiar voice called out suddenly from behind us, making us jump, “I’ve brought the one that wants to speak with you!” Did she call me master?

“Oh God, here we go. Before I look, tell me if its girl or not,” I said to Cadence who was looking behind us with wide eyes.

“I-I think it’s a mare,” she answered uncertainly.

“What do you mean you ‘think’? Isn’t it a griffon or something?”

“A-Alex?” a voice I assumed was the fan called out softly.

“Yeah, that’s me,” I said as I started to get up from my seat, “so I’ll tell you right now, I’m nowhere near as great or cool as you might th-” As soon as I was standing, but just as I was turning, I was hugged from the side. Being caught completely off guard and having both my arms pinned, I fell sideways, bashing my head on the mahogany dinner table before hitting the floor. For whatever reason, I wasn’t knocked unconscious so I really felt that, even if it did last for all of five seconds.

“Alex! Are you alright?!” Cadence exclaimed as I lay on the floor with my eyes closed, “Why did you attack him? Un-hoof him this instant!” I felt the weight on top of me be lifted, but the grip the creature had on me tightened.

“Alex, make her stop!” the fan said as I felt myself start to be lifted.

“Cadence, relax,” I groaned and she dropped us, making me hit my head again, “it’s fine. She’s just excited. So what can I…” My voice faded out as I sat up and looked down at the creature lying in my lap. …I-I don’t… So, in my lap sat a girl. A human girl, which I immediately recognized because of the shapely ass she had.

“T-Trish?” I stuttered, making the short brown haired girl look up at me with teary eyes.

“Alex,” she whined as the tears fell and she put her face in my chest.

“I-wha-how,” I muttered as I tried to understand what was going on.

“Alex, who is this? Do you know her?” Cadence asked as she stepped up next to me. I looked up at her concerned face for a second before looking back down at Trish and getting my head straight.

“Trish! Oh my god! What are you doing here?” I asked as I hugged her shivering body, “You’re the one that came with the griffons?” She simply nodded as her grip around me tightened even more.

“…I-I was so scared,” she mumbled as I rubbed her back gently, “I-I…”

“Hey, it’s alright. You’re safe now… if you weren’t before,” I said softly.

“Why don’t you have a seat?” Cadence offered as she floated a chair over.

“Yeah, come on,” I said as I stood her up and once I sat her down in the chair, Cadence and I took ours again. When we did, Trish quickly slid her seat right next to mine and clung onto my arm, making me extremely aware of her nearly naked body.

“S-s-so, y-you hungry?” I asked her as her tears started to slow. She nodded briefly as Cadence floated a box of tissues to her. Cadence coughed lightly, making me look at her and see her nod towards Trish. I shrugged and shook my head, not knowing what I should do in this situation.

“So, Trish, is it?” she started after sighing, “Are you alright?”

“Y-yes, I’m fine,” she sniffled as she took off her glasses and dried her eyes. Cadence then nudged me and nodded towards Trish. I guess she wants me to ask what happened.

“S-so, I guess there are a lot of questions to ask, but I guess I’ll start with: how did you get here?” I asked before I looked at Cadence and she nodded in satisfaction.

“I-I don’t know,” she replied as she put her glasses back on, “I-I just woke up in the middle of a forest a few days ago. With no idea how I got there, I just picked a direction and started walking. I didn’t have to go very far before I found a little town with a bunch of strange creatures that I now know are griffons.”

“D-did you freak out?” I asked and Cadence poked me hard.

“A little,” Trish giggled ever so slightly, “I mean, how am I supposed to react when I see a real live griffon? I thought they were going to eat me when they captured me, but they just brought me to the king who then threw me in the dungeon for ‘protection.’ Eventually, Rosewing came to talk and I somehow managed to convince her that I wasn’t a threat and get me out of that cell. A day or two later of hiding in the castle, she told me about some weird creature being seen with a horse princess-”

“Pony,” I corrected.

“W-what?” she asked as she looked up at me.

“Uh, t-they’re ponies, not horses. They kept riding my ass about it when I first got here,” I lied with a smile.

“Okay, pony princess,” she restated, “the both of us thought it could be another human, so when she got the order to investigate, she brought me with her. And, that’s about it.”

“I see,” I said simply. We sat in silence for a bit before Cadence spoke up.

“Alex, didn’t you only show up a few days ago as well?”

“Huh? Oh, yeah I did, but I found out the reason for it, even if it is lame,” I replied.

“You’ve been here for a while too?” Trish asked.

“Uh, y-yeah. I woke up in this one mare’s house thinking I was being pranked. Turns out I wasn’t and that I was pulled here by her.”

“Mare?” Trish repeated with a confused look.

“You know, female horse, or pony in this case.”

“Oh,” she replied before thinking for a moment, “well, I hope your time here has been better than mine. Almost all of the griffons I met were mean or rude and it really put me on edge.”

“Oh yeah, no. Ponies are a lot nicer than griffons by a long shot. So if you stay with me, you’ll be treated a lot better,” I answered before glancing away, “you know, if you are staying.”

“Of course I’m staying with you!” she said as her grip tightened on my arm, “I’m never leaving you until we find a way back home!”

“O-okay. That might be a while though.”

“So there is a way? Rosewing said there’s no way for me to go back. Have you found one?”

“N-not yet, but me and someone else are working on it.”

“Someone else came too?”

“N-no. The pony’s place I woke up in? She’s the one that brought me here and said there might be a way, so I’m working on it with her.”

“Is that her?” she asked as she looked at Cadence.

“No, no. It’s my sister-in-law, Twilight Sparkle,” Cadence answered with a smile.

“I-I see,” Trish said as she hid behind me and whispered, “why is she pink?”

“W-what?” I asked.

“Why is she pink? All the griffons I saw were only dark colors that I could imagine griffons being. I don’t think horses can be pink,” she continued whispering to me.

“Well, like Alex said, we aren’t horses, we’re ponies,” Cadence answered again, her smile unwavering in the face of Trish’s ignorance.

“R-right,” she said before whispering to me again, “why does she keep answering me when I’m talking to you?”

“W-well, I mean, you are being kind of rude,” I answered this time, “she is right there, so… That and she’s a princess.”

“She’s a princess?” Trish asked, making Cadence’s smile falter a little.

“I know, right?” I teased as I watched her smile slowly shrink, “They really scraped from bottom of the barrel with her.”

“That’s not what I-”

“You know what, Alex?” Cadence said angrily as she stood up from her chair and got in my face.

“What?”

“I was trying to be nice and show your marefriend some-”

“S-she’s not my girlfriend!” I quickly interrupted.

“…Oh?” she replied with an evil smirk.

“Y-yeah, she’s just a friend,” I said as I looked down at Trish’s amber eyes before quickly looking back up.

“Sure,” she said as she walked around me and up to Trish, looking her over carefully, “You know, as the Princess of Love, I like to think that-”

“Wait, did she say Princess of Love?” Trish asked me.

“…Y-yeah,” I answered, “why?”

“Is that a real thing? Can someone be a princess of love here? Is it because she has a horn and wings and is pink?”

“I think the pink is a coincidence, but the horn and wings do play a part, I think.”

“Huh, that would have explained the pink. As much as I like pink, I wouldn’t want my skin to me that color,” Trish commented, making Cadence frown.

“… I think you’re forgetting a few key words there,” she said with sad eyes.

“Hmm… no, that’s all I was going to say.” Gotcha bitch!

“Alright, girls, relax. Why don’t we all sit down and eat this food that’s finally arrived,” I said as a few waiters appeared with dishes in their magical grasps.

“W-why is stuff floating and glowing?” Trish asked as my ham was placed in front of us and Cadence stomped back to her seat.

“Magic,” I replied as I wiggled my fingers in front of her face.

“Really?”

“Yeah. I guess you wouldn’t have seen it with the griffons, but ponies can use magic. Want some?” I asked as I pointed to my food.

“Sure,” she replied as I took a fork and knife and cut the tender meat. I was practically drooling on myself as the smell of the food floated into my nose. I was so entranced that I almost forgot that I was cutting it for Trish. After wiping my mouth, I speared a piece of meat and passed the fork to her. After watching her enjoy the meat, I picked up another fork and went to town on the hunk of meat.

As the three of us ate, Trish and I asked each other questions about what we were doing. Though she pretty much said all there needed to be said earlier, she gave a few more details, like what happened to her clothes and why she was so roughed up. Apparently, all the griffons she would meet for the first time would pounce on her thinking she was a threat and reduced her clothes to the bra, panties, and tattered shirt and pants she’s wearing.

“What about you?” she asked as she pointed at my bare chest.

“Oh, well, you know… stuff happened,” I said vaguely, “this is actually my second outfit. I lost the one I showed up in like, a day after I got here.”

“Who made them? They’re not bad,” she said as she felt my leg, “what’s left of them anyway.”

“This one mare back in Ponyville’s a fashion designer and was nice enough to help me out. I’m sure she’d be willing to do the same for you,” I answered after dabbing my face with a napkin, “that place is kind of my home base right now.”

“C-Can we go right now? I’m a little tired of being half naked,” she asked with a blush as she squirmed in her seat.

“Uh, sure. Why not?” I replied as I stood and she did the same.

“Are you sure you should go now, Alex?” Cadence asked, making me stop my walk to the door where the three griffon ambassadors had been standing the whole time.

“What? Why?”

“Don’t you have plans with Auntie later tonight?” Oh shit, I forgot about that.

“Right,” I muttered as I thought for a second, “well, this is kind of important-”

“So is this date,” Cadence countered with a raised brow.

“Date?” Trish repeated, “You’re dating someone?”

“No, no. I just promised to take someone out to make up for her, catching me… I’m just taking a princess out. No big deal.”

“A princess?” Trish said as she gave me a funny look, “Taking out a princess is no big deal?”

“N-not really?” I said with a shrug, “Why, should it be?”

“Of course!” she exclaimed as she pinched me.

“Ow.”

“Now we definitely have to get to that fashion designer and have her make you some clothes, if she can quickly enough,” she said as she started pulling me to the door, “how long does it take to get to, what was it? Ponytown?”

“Alright, you did that on purpose. It’s Ponyville and it takes four hours by train,” I answered, making her stop.

“That doesn’t give us a lot of time,” she said as she put a hand on her chin, “can’t we just like, ride a pegasus or something?”

“That probably isn’t a good idea,” I said, “besides, me and heights…”

“Oh right, I forgot. Hmm… Well, you said these ponies use magic, right?” I nodded, “Then can’t they magic us over there? Like, teleportation or something?”

“We can,” Cadence answered as she walked up next to us, “though not everypony can do it. I can send a letter to Twilight if you want.”

“Uh, yeah. I guess that works,” I replied as she summoned a quill and parchment, “just give her the gist of what’s going on. I’m sure she’s going to ask a bunch of questions anyway.”

“Alright,” she said as she started writing.

“A letter?” Trish questioned as she watched Cadence write, “How’s that going to get there quickly?”

“Magic,” I deadpanned.

“…Really?”

“Yep. See?” I said as I pointed to the folded letter that suddenly turned to dust and floated out of the room, “Just give it a minute and she’ll respond.”

“How do you know so much?” Trish asked suddenly, making me freeze.

“W-what do you mean?” I said as I avoided her gaze.

“I mean, how do you know so much about this place?”

“Uh… I don’t, that’s just what they told me when I got here,” I answered as I looked at Cadence and saw her confused face.

“I guess that makes sense.”

“M-master?” Rosewing spoke up as she approached me with her head down.

“…Uh,” I muttered as I looked at Cadence and she just shrugged, “y-yeah?”

“May I come with you?”

“Don’t you have to go back to Griffonia, or something?” I asked uncertainly.

“I’ve decided to quit my job and spend the rest of my life serving you,” she replied as she looked up at me with lustful eyes, “in anyway you want.”

“Uuuhhhh… okay,” I replied without really thinking.

“What?!” Owlgore exclaimed, “Rosewing, you can’t do that!”

“Yes!” Boreas added, “What are we supposed to tell the king?!”

“Whatever you want,” she answered coolly as she stepped up and stood on my left, slightly leaning on me.

“But we-” Owlgore started before Rosewing flashed him look that made him shut up instantly.

“W-we’ll be going now,” Boreas whispered with a small bow before the two flew out of the room.

“You sure that was a good idea?” I asked Rosewing.

“I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life,” she answered with conviction.

“Well, if you feel that strongly about it, then I guess I have no right to stop you,” I said with a smile as I rubbed her fluffy head.

“Alex, don’t!” Trish exclaimed as she reached for my hand.

“What?” I asked as Rosewing cooed and leaned into my hand.

“I-she-” Trish stuttered for a second, “it’s just that when I did that, she nearly ripped my arm off.”

“Huh, well she seems fine to me. Anyway, what’s taking Twilight so-” My half thought-out question was quickly answered when Twilight popped into existence right in front of us, scaring the shit out of Trish, Rosewing, and me.

“Cadence! I got your letter and- Alex!” she exclaimed before tackling me out of Trish’s grip and to the floor before covering me in kisses, “Alex, I missed you so much!”

“I missed you too, Twilight,” I replied in between her kisses, “you been al-” I was cut off by her hoof suddenly smacking me in the face.

“Ow! What the hell?” I asked before she hugged my neck, cutting off my air.

“You jerk! I was so worried about you after that fight with Shining!” she whined, “I found out from Fluttershy and Pinkie that you were with them at one point before you disappeared, but then the princess just showed up and briefly told me you were alright before leaving again.”

“Wow, that sounds a lot worse than I thought,” I muttered as I hugged her back, “I’m sorry I didn’t come see you, Twilight. We can spend some time together if that will make you feel better.”

“It would,” she whispered, “can we now?”

“Uh, now isn’t really…” I trailed off as she looked up at me with sad eyes that broke my heart, “Sure we can. If you don’t mind me taking care of a few errands, that is.”

“Of course not!” she said happily as she hopped off of me, “What do you have to do?”

“Well, if you don’t mind, I need you to teleport us two-”

“Three, Master,” Rosewing spoke up.

“Uh… us three, to Ponyville and we’ll go from there,” I finished at I got up.

“Uh, who are these two, Alex?” Twilight asked as she looked over Trish and Rosewing.

“My one new friend, Rosewing,” I introduced and she just glared at Twilight, “and an old friend from earth, Trish.”

“H-hi,” Trish greeted as she latched onto my arm again.

“Is she a human too?” Twilight asked as she walked around her.

“Yeah.”

“Wait… is she the one that you said you liked because she had a big-”

“WOAH! H-hey now!” I exclaimed as I flicked Twilight in the nose, making her fall back on her ass as she rubbed her face, “I told you that stuff thinking it was just between us. So you know… don’t go telling everyone.”

“A-alright,” she sniffled as she got back on her hooves, “well, are you ready to go?”

“Yeah, but will you be able to handle it?”

“I’ll be fine,” she replied confidently.

“Alright, well send them first, since they’ll be easiest, if it works like that,” I said as her horn started to glow.

“Wait!” Trish said suddenly, making us all look at her as she looked down at the floor, “C-Can I go with you, Alex? I’d feel better if I did.”

“Uh, sure,” I answered as I looked back at Twilight and caught her looking angrily at Trish before putting on a smile, “is that alright, Twilight?”

“Y-yeah, that should be fine,” she said as her horn started glowing again.

“Well, see ya Cadence,” I said with a slight wave, “the next time you see me, I might be a prince.”

“Let’s hope that’s not for a very long time,” she replied with a roll of her eyes.

“At least you’ll live to see it,” I countered as Trish and I were wrapped in Twilight’s magic. As we were, Trish laced her fingers with mine, making me suddenly feel hot and nervous for a second, but the next second, I suddenly felt nauseous as our surroundings changed. Suddenly losing the strength to stand, Trish fell to her knees, pulling me down with her.

“Y-you alright?” I mumbled as I tried to keep my brunch down, and was actually doing pretty well. I couldn’t say the same for Trish though, as right when she was about to answer me, she blew chunks, narrowly avoiding shooting me in the face. I stood up on wobbly legs and I held her short hair back as she emptied her stomach, looking away and trying not to focus on the disgusting noises she was making.

As soon as she finished and took a second to catch her breath, Twilight and Rosewing appeared next to us, with Twilight looking ragged and Rosewing looking a sickly shade of green. She followed Trish’s example and puked her guts out as well, with me standing next to her and holding back the long, hair-like feathers out of her face. When she was done, I looked around and noticed we were standing right in front of the library where a few passing ponies looked at us funny before making disgusted faces and quickly leaving.

“Looks like we’re here,” I said as I got Trish and Rosewing back on their feet before looking over at Twilight who was sprawled out on the ground, “I thought that would be too much for you.”

“I-I’m fine, r-really,” she said weakly as she tried to stand, but failed miserably.

“Whatever, I got you,” I said as I scooped her up, “I would tell you to rest here, but I’m guessing you’ll want to come with me.”

“Y-yeah,” she mumbled as she wrapped her hooves round my neck, closed her eyes, and rested her head on my shoulder, “I’m just going to rest for a little bit though.”

“Alright,” I replied as her quite snores filled my left ear, “well, let’s go you two.”

“R-right,” Trish replied wearily as she walked on my right.

“O-of course, Master,” Rosewing said as she walked on my left.

“Okay, I think I can guess, but I’m going to ask anyway,” I said as I looked down at Rosewing, “why are you calling me that?”

“Well, after our little, what did you call it- heart to heart?” she said with a sly grin, “The way you took charge like no one else has…” There was brief pause as she shivered and her feathers stood on end before she smoothed them out.

“I’ve found out that my purpose isn’t to serve a whole kingdom, but to serve only you. I’ll stay by your side and do anything you say,” she explained before rubbing up against me, “anything at all.”

“…Right…” Now I’ve got a groupie.

“What does she mean by heart to heart?” Trish suddenly asked.

“Uh… we just talked,” I answered as I looked straight ahead, not meeting either girl’s eyes, “I had to convince her I wasn’t a threat and all that.”

“He was very convincing,” Rosewing commented, making me bump her with my hip, which made her giggle as she clung to my side again. We continued the walk to Rarity’s in silence as the two looked over the town and its people, one nervously, the other cautiously. I waved and said hi to the few ponies that greeted me, but didn’t stop to talk, as I didn’t want to have to do any introductions.

“Is this it?” Trish asked as we approached the Carousel Boutique, “It’s a little tacky, isn’t it?”

“Hey, to each their own, right?” I said as I stepped up to and opened the door, “But, yeah, it kind of is.” After the two walked in, I followed them and heard the sound of Rarity’s sad voice call out to us.

“I’m sorry, but we’re closed today. Please come back another time.”

“You should probably lock the door if that’s the case,” I called back. A second later, the sound of rapid clip-clopping came from the back of the store and another second later, Rarity was standing in front of us and she looked terrible. Her mane was a mess, her make-up was running, her coat was matted and dirty; it broke my heart seeing her look like that. Without looking, I carefully set Twilight down on a pillow before walking towards Rarity.

“Alex,” Trish whispered as she grabbed my hand.

“Just wait here a second,” I said as I slipped out of her grasp and approached Rarity, leading her to the back, “you alright?”

“I…” she muttered as I led her to her desk and sat her down, “O-of course, darling. I-I was just…”

“I’m sorry,” I said as I took her hooves into my hands, “I’m gonna be self centered and assume you were worried about me.”

“…Y-yes,” she replied sadly, “all I heard was that you were in a fight and disappeared afterward. Nopony but Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy had seen you, but they still didn’t know where you had gone. Twilight said you were fine, but didn’t know where you went either, so I assumed the worst.”

“I’m sorry I worried you,” I said as I pulled her into a hug and rubbed her back, smoothing out her coat as I did, “but yeah. I got into a fight with Shining Armor over something stupid, but it’s fine now. I felt really bad about hurting the guy, so I ran off into the Everfree and Fluttershy found me. Pinkie came over and tried to cheer me up, but I thought my attitude would ruin theirs so I left. Celestia then found me and managed to get me back to my old self before taking me to the castle where I’ve been until now.”

“I see,” she sniffled as she nuzzled my neck, “I feel like it’s been so long since I last saw you.”

“Yeah, me too,” I said as I pulled away and wiped some of the smeared make-up from her cheek, “let’s get you cleaned up and we can hang out.”

“Oh, yes. I almost forgot about our date,” she said as she got up and trotted out of the room.

“…D-date?” I repeated as I followed her out and up some stairs.

“Yes. I have some reservations for us at the nicest restaurant in town,” she said as she stepped into her pristine and large bathroom and I followed. Damn, I can’t believe I forgot about that… and now I feel like I’m forgetting about something else, equally as important… Eh, it’ll come to me eventually.

“Do you mind helping me, Alex?” Rarity asked, bringing my attention to the shower she was getting into.

“Of course not,” I replied as I took my pants off. The room quickly steamed up as I stepped into the tub with her, thankful that it was large enough for the both of us. Looking around, I found a bottle of some fancy body wash that I applied generously to my hands.

“I guess I’ll start with your back,” I said as I sat down and she sat on her haunches in front of me.

“No need to hold back, darling,” she said before I did anything, looking over her shoulder at me expectantly.

“Oh, I don’t plan to,” I said as I started lathering the soap into her back. She sighed as I massaged her back and shoulders, literally washing the stress away. When I got to the base of her tail, she suddenly leaned back into me, her breathing slightly labored as a familiar smell reached my nose.

“Either that’s the soap, or somepony’s a little bothered,” I teased as one of my hands slowly slid down her front.

“I could say the same,” she replied airily as she wiggled her butt against me, agitating my hardening erection.

“It’s hard to resist somepony so beautiful,” I said before kissing her deeply and cupping one of her teats, making her moan into my mouth as I carefully kneaded the soft bit of flesh. Our tongues danced around each other as the warm water rained down on us, the sound it made cover up our own moans, as well as the approach of someone outside.

“Uh, Alex?” I heard Trish call from outside the door after a small knock.

“Yeah, *ahem*, yes?” I moaned back at first, “What’s up?”

“What are you doing in there? You just left us out here.”

“I’m just uh, helping Rarity clean up,” I answered as I looked down at Rarity’s blissful face and kept up my kneading, “you know, cause they don’t have hands.”

“A-alright,” she answered uncertainly.

“There are plenty of materials around, so why don’t you try to make something wear until we get done here?” I suggested before addressing Rarity, “That’s okay, right?”

“Yes, darling. Yes, YE-”

“Alright, you heard her,” I said after covering Rarity’s mouth.

“Okay, well, we’ll be waiting,” Trish replied before I heard her faint footsteps.

“Whew, that was close. So, where were we?” I said as I took my hand off her mouth and swirled a finger around her nipple.

“I-I believe we were moving on,” she said as she slowly got up and turned to face me. She put her hooves on my shoulders and gently pushed me back until I was leaning against the tub as she lined herself up with my raging boner.

“-to something a little more intimate,” she said as her wet lips kissed the head of my dick.

“Are you sure we shouldn’t wait until after our date?” I asked breathlessly as I fought hard to not shove myself inside her and give her the ramming I wanted to.

“Hmm, you do make a point,” she said as she lifted herself off of me for a second before lowering back down, “but I’m still feeling a little needy.”

“Well, I can take care of that,” I said as I slid farther down until I was on my back and I pulled her hips up to my face, “just relax.”

“What about y-Ahhh!” she started before I cut her off with my tongue, making her front hooves collapse under her. If I’m completely honest, her flowery taste was a little too strong for me, but not enough for me to stop of course. I counted about thirty seconds before she came, her fluids washing away with the shower as she let all of her weight on me, which wasn’t that much. I slid her down until her head was resting on my shoulder and I could feel her slowing heartbeat against mine.

“Alex, that was amazing,” she commented as the shower water continued to cover us.

“Thanks, and as much as I really want you right now, I’ve got some friends I should pay attention to,” I replied as I sat up, trying desperately to ignore my hard-on.

“Ah, yes. You said something about somepony need clothes?” she asked as she slowly got to her hooves and started washing her mane.

“I did, but you’ll have to meet her in pony- I mean person, to see what I mean,” I said as I sat on the edge of the tub, “how long will it take for you to be presentable?”

“Not too long.” Half and hour later, we came down the stairs and found the three girls sitting around the lobby looking bored out their minds, which I fully understood.

“Sorry that took so long,” I sighed as we joined them and looked at the still sleeping Twilight, “she’s still asleep?”

“What took so long?” Trish asked as she stood and walked up to me.

“Well, you know. Beauty is as beauty does.”

“What?”

“I don’t know. Anyway, Trish, Rosewing, this is my good friend Rarity,” I said as I presented her, “Rarity, my human friend Trish, and my new griffon friend, Rosewing.”

“Human, hmm?” Rarity muttered as she circled Trish and looked over the outfit she put together, “despite you humans wearing clothes all the time, you don’t seem to have any fashion sense.”

“She looks good to me,” I commented as I looked at the long black cloth she tied around her waist and dark blue cloth tied around her chest, “…really good.”

“Well, you’re a stallion, so I wouldn’t expect you to understand,” Rarity replied as she pulled some parchment and a quill from somewhere and started sketching Trish.

“She’s kind of right, Alex,” Trish said as she stood next to me, “I’d rather be wearing some actual clothes over this.”

“Yeah, I guess. Well, that was all we came for, Rarity, so we’ll get out of your hair,” I said as I walked over to Twilight, “I’ll be back later for our thing.”

“Before you leave, why don’t you try on the outfit I made for tonight,” Rarity asked as she trotted to the back.

“Sure,” I answered as I followed after her, Trish and an oddly silent Rosewing right behind me. When we approached the modeling platform, on a crudely made mannequin that was obviously made out of pony-quin parts, sat a strikingly purple suit with a white dress shirt and thankfully, no tie.

“Great, more purple,” I sighed as I kicked off my shoes and started taking off my pants.

“Alex!” Trish suddenly exclaimed, making me turn to her and see her back.

“What?”

“I’m right here!” she said as she put her hands over her eyes. …What? …Oh right, I’m naked. I’ve definitely gotten too comfortable.

“Sorry, give me a second,” I said as I put my back to her and put the suit on.

“Alright, I’m decent,” I said after a minute.

“You were more than decent a minute ago,” Rosewing commented as I felt her eye-rape me, “but with those clothes on, you are more appealing than when you’re naked.”

“Thanks,” I said simply as I straightened myself out, “and like the last outfit, it’s really comfortable. Thanks, Rarity. You’re the best.”

“Of course, darling, but what happened to your other clothes?”

“Uh, Shining Armor,” I answered.

“I see. Well, I’ll be sure to give him a few words the next time I see him.”

“That might not be for a while. He’s a little tied up at the moment,” I said with a grin as I looked around, but nobody got it, “…damnit.”

“Well, I must agree with your friend, Alex. You do look very handsome,” Rarity said as she circled and rubbed up on me, “why don’t you wear that until we meet tonight.”

“Thanks,” I said as I patted her on the back, “I’ll see you at the place then. What’s it called?”

“Le Royal,” she said with her best French accent.

“Does it come with cheese?” I mumbled to Trish, who giggled to herself before elbowing me, “Alright, we’ll see ya later.”

“The reservation’s at six thirty. Don’t forget,” she said as she walked us to the door where I picked up the still sleeping Twilight.

“I won’t,” I replied as I left.

“It was… interesting, meeting you two,” Rarity said as the two girls followed me out.

“Y-yeah. Thanks for the-” Trish started but stopped when the door closed, “I don’t think she likes me.”

“What? No… What makes you say that?” I asked as we headed back to the library.

“She was giving me the stink eye the whole time.”

“Really?”

“She did the same thing with me,” Rosewing said.

“Huh. Well, I’m not saying you’re lying, but, I mean… I don’t think she’d do that… I think. Maybe you were misreading her pony mannerisms?”

“Maybe,” Trish replied as she thought about it.

“I don’t think so, Master. I’ve dealt with a lot of ponies because of my job and I know the look of jealousy when I see it,” Rosewing said.

“Jealous? Of what, you two? No way,” I said with a smirk and shake of my head.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Trish asked, a hint of anger in her voice.

“I mean, you guys just met. How could she possibly be jealous of you already? All she’s seen you do is hang around me, and we all know that’s nothing to be jealous about.”

“I don’t know about that,” Rosewing mumbled.

“Whatever. You’re probably still high-strung from being around griffons,” I said to Trish before looking at Rosewing, “and you’re a griffon, so…”

“I’ll take that as a compliment.”

“I guess you’re right,” Trish sighed, “so what are we doing now?”

“Just going to chill back at the library until I have to meet up with Rarity.”

“What about the princess?” Trish asked.

“…What about her, and, which one?”

“The one you’re supposed to be going out with today?”

“…”

“You forgot, didn’t you?”

“N-no…” I totally forgot.

“And you said you were going to hang out with this one,” she added as she pointed to Twilight.

“… Well, I’ve got some time until tonight, so I’ll just hang with Twilight until then.”

“And the princess?”

“… I-I’ll figure something out by then.”

“Will you though?” she asked with squinted eyes.

“Yeah… hopefully.” When we got to the library a few minutes later, we found Spike walking around, sorting books. When he noticed me, he frowned before continuing his work.

“H-hey, Spike,” I greeted and he ignored me, “okay, that’s fair. You can ignore me, but at least say hi to my friends.” With an extremely heavy and dramatic sigh, he stopped working and turned to face us with his arms folded.

“Thank you. This griffon here is Rosewing, and this, is…” I trailed of as I watched her slowly walk up to Spike with a blank face, “Trish, are you okay?”

“…What is this?” she asked slowly as she stared at Spike, making him visibly uncomfortable.

“He’s Spike; a dragon,” I answered.

“… Why is he so small?” she asked, making him pout.

“He’s still a kid,” I said as I watched her kneel down and slowly reach a hand out to him. He flinched as she laid her hand on his spiny head before quickly relaxing.

“He’s so cute,” she said as she pulled him in for a hug that he gave into.

“Yeah, so, I’m gonna go lay her down-”

“Huh? What’s going on?” Twilight said sleepily right as I started heading for the stairs.

“Oh. Nothing, I guess,” I replied as I started to let her down, but she put her hooves around my neck, “you done sleeping?”

“Yeah,” she mumbled as she nuzzled me, “but I’m hungry. Spike!”

“I think he’s a little busy,” I said as I looked at the little cuddle session going on a few feet away.

“Then let’s go get something to eat,” she suggested as she pointed to the door.

“I did kind of just eat, but I could eat some more,” I said as I turned to the door, “be back in a bit, Trish.”

“Yeah, sure,” she replied without looking at me as she and Spike threatened to meld into one being.

“Alright. Rosewing, can you please stay with her?”

“As you wish, Master,” she replied with a bow.

“Thanks, I’ll make it up to you later,” I said as I opened the door.

“May I think about how?”

“Sure, see you,” I said as I walked out and into town. In the minute walk it took to get to the little café Twilight directed me to, she stared at me with squinted eyes, as if she was trying to read my mind. When we were seated outside on little piles of hay around a small table, I hid behind my menu in a lame attempt to avoid the line of questioning I knew was coming.

“…Soooo,” she started, making me peak over the top of my menu at her, “is that the girl you told me about? The one with the large flank?”

“…Y-yeah,” I answered as I changed my sitting position.

“And who is that griffon again?”

“R-Rosewing,” I muttered and we went silent as the waiter came over to take our orders. Once we gave them and he left, I looked out over my immediate surroundings, trying again to avoid Twilight’s burning gaze.

“…Is she your marefriend?”

“Rosewing?” I asked as I finally looked at her, “No, no. We just met today, but she apparently likes being my friend so much she doesn’t want to-”

“You know that’s not what I meant,” Twilight interrupted as she flashed me stern look.

“I know, sorry,” I mumbled as I changed my sitting postion again and looked down at the table, “… But, no, she’s not. Like I told you, she’s just a friend.”

“Are you sure?” she asked, sounding a little weird and making me look up at her concerned face.

“…Yeah, pretty sure,” I answered and she relaxed.

“Good,” she said happily as she walked around the table and sat next to me, “then I’m going to be your-”

“Alex!” a familiar voice called out, making the two of us look around and find Applejack and Applebloom walking by.

“Where ya been?!” Applebloom asked as she ran over, jumped at me, and hugged my neck as hard as she could, “You said ah would see ya after school!”

“It’s technically after school now, isn’t it?” I asked as I hugged her back.

“You know what ah meant!” she growled as she nuzzled me aggressively.

“Yeah, I know,” I giggled as her furry face tickled me, “I just got a little caught up in something.”

“Ya darn right ya did!” Applejack exclaimed as she stomped over to us.

“Hey Applejack. Look, I-” was all I got out before getting smacking the face, snapping my head to the side and almost breaking my neck, “OW! What the fffffuu-heck!” As I rubbed my painless face, I looked down at Applebloom’s innocent one, reminding me to not ruin that innocence.

“I would ask ‘what was that for’, but I already know and I’m sorry,” I said as I looked onto Applejack’s angry eyes, “I’m sorry for running away from you without telling you what was going on.”

“…And?” she said, leading me on.

“…And for not asking you for help?”

“And?”

“And… sorry for not coming to see you and saying this sooner?”

“… Ah guess that’ll do,” she sighed as her anger left.

“Cool, well why don’t you pull up a… pile of hay? And have lunch with us,” I offered.

“Wha-”

“Don’t mind if ah do,” she said as she did actually drag over a pile of hay and sat next to me. When the waiter came back with our drinks, Applejack ordered her and her sister some food and we waited a little while before all of it came. The hour was filled with food, pleasant conversation, and a lot of filly cuddling. When we finished, somepony suggested we go to the park, so we did and were there for the next few hours where I ran around and played with Applebloom while Twilight and Applejack sat on a bench watching us.

Towards the end of the third hour, when Applebloom finally started to get tired and just sat on a swing as I pushed her, those two fillies that always bully her and the others showed up out of nowhere.

“Oh horseapples,” Applebloom said as she hopped off the swing and stood next to me, “Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.”

“Applebloom, is that you?” the one called Diamond Tiara asked condescendingly as the two trotted over, “You’ve already become friends with the monster, huh?”

“Alex ain’t no monster,” Applebloom corrected, “he’s an alien.”

“Ooh, because that’s so much better,” Silver Spoon commented.

“Either way, it’s still gross and ugly,” Diamond said as she looked me over.

“Jeez, I didn’t know you two were this nasty,” I said with a raised brow, “you’d both be so cute if it wasn’t for your personalities.”

“Ah, excuse you, you ugly alien!” Diamond exclaimed as she recoiled with disgust.

“Hey, that’s Mr. Ugly Alien to you,” I said as I leaned over and picked up Diamond by her scruff.

“Oh no, it’s got me! Silver Spoon, go get help!” she said as she wiggled and bucked in my grasp.

“A-alright!” Silver said before turning around, but didn’t make it two steps before I grabbed her too.

“What’s your two’s problem?” I asked as I held their pouting faces up to mine, “It has to be tiring being mean all the time.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Diamond said with a turn of her head, “now put me down, you smell funny.”

“Damn, alright,” I said as I dropped her on her butt, but held onto Silver Spoon, “could have at least said please.”

“And put her down too!” she exclaimed as she rubbed her flank.

“Why? I don’t hear her complaining,” I replied as I switched from holding her by her scruff to cradling her in my arms.

“Silver Spoon, tell him to put you down!”

“… I-I think he smells kind of nice,” Silver said as she looked away with a blush.

“Thank you, and those glasses make you extremely cute,” I said as I scratched her ears, making her coo.

“Sliver Spoon!” Diamond Tiara yelled.

“C-can you please put me down?” she asked quietly and regretfully.

“No problem,” I said as I set her down gently but kept a hand on her small back, “would you mind doing me a favor, Silver Spoon?”

“Sure!” she replied instantly, making Diamond gasp.

“Would you mind keeping the bullying to a minimum? I’d really appreciate it if you gave those three a break.”

“No problem!” she replied with a cute smile.

“Thanks,” I said before giving her a chaste kiss on the forehead, making her blush hard, “now, go on you two.”

“O-okay,” Silver Spoon mumbled as she stumbled away with Diamond Tiara following close behind.

“I’m telling on you!” she yelled back over her shoulder.

“Go ahead,” I replied simply, making her face go blank for a second before becoming angry again and trotting off with Silver Spoon.

“Wow, Alex! How’d ya do that?” Applebloom asked as she bounced around from behind me.

“Well, when it comes to bullies you just don’t let them see you react, and if that doesn’t stop them, then you just get inside their heads,” I answered as I picked her up, “that and they aren’t nearly as bad as bullies back on my planet.”

“Wow, you’re so smart, Alex!”

“Not really, but tha-” …I sense something…

“Alex?” Applebloom asked with a raised brow, “What’s wrong?”

“… I feel something coming,” I muttered as I put her down and looked around carefully, “… like something’s about to-”

“Alex, look out!” I heard Scootaloo’s voice call out from behind me. Ah, I see. Quickly turning around, I put my hands up and caught a speeding blue ball before it flew into my stomach. I slid back about twenty feet, making two long lines in the dirt before I came to a stop, carefully holding the blue ball that turned out to be Rainbow Dash.

“Hey, Rainbow,” I greeted as I stood her on her hooves.

“…Uh,” she muttered as she looked around, not understanding what was going on, “t-that usually ends a lot worse.”

“I’m sure,” I said as I rubbed her head, “what’s up?”

“O-oh, nothing. I was just-”

“Alex are you okay?!” four voices interrupted. From behind Rainbow, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle ran up to us and from behind me, Applejack and Twilight came.

“Darn it, Rainbow Dash!” Applejack started, “You need to be more careful! You could’a really hurt Alex!”

“Yeah, Rainbow Dash!” Twilight added, “If Alex hadn’t been paying attention-”

“Relax, girls,” I said as I put an arm around Rainbow, “I’m fine. Rainbow was just practicing her moves, and you know what they say: no pain no gain.”

“Who says that?” Twilight asked.

“Uh… I don’t know, people? Anyway, care to join this little gathering we got here, girls?” I asked as I turned to the three new arrivals.

“S-sure, I’m not doing anything,” Rainbow answered.

“Well, we were actually looking for Applebloom,” Sweetie Belle squeaked.

“Yeah, we got ideas for getting our cutie marks,” Scootaloo explained.

“Oh, okay,” I said as I gathered the three in my arms and gave each of them a kiss, “I’ll see you girls later.”

“Yep!”

“Of course!”

“Bye Alex!” After I put them down, the three ran off giggling to do what ever they were doing.

“Man, those three are cute,” I sighed as I plopped down onto the grass and the three sat around me.

“And we’re not?” Applejack asked with a raised brow as she sat on my right.

“No.”

“What?!” Twilight exclaimed.

“No, you three are more beautiful and sexy than cute,” I explained as I leaned back laid my head against Twilght.

“O-oh,” Rainbow mumbled from my left, making me look over at her and see her extremely red cheeks.

“Yeah,” I sighed as I looked up at the sky and watched the clouds drift lazily in the afternoon breeze. My eyelids started to feel heavy as I watched a cloud that looked like the princess float by and got a strange, but small feeling of apprehension, like I did before Rainbow showed up. Eh, it’s probably nothing…

Author's Notes:

Well, here's something with the usual shitty cliffhanger. A little more sex stuff than usual, I think, but the full on clop should be coming soon... maybe. If that's what you came for, I'm sorry in advance, but here's a question: who do you think would be down for butt stuff? Like, she prefers it over regular sex, cause I've been thinking about it and I can't make up my mind.