“And stay out, you whore!” I yelled out of my front door at the sweet mare that had only been there for a few minutes.

“Oh, that’s rich coming from the Prince of Lust!” she shouted back, “You can’t even do your one job right!”

“Fuck you!” I said before trying to slam the large door, but just sat there and stared angrily at the snooty teen as it slowly closed. Once it did, I turned around with a huff and folded my arms in frustration.

“Goddamn teenagers don’t change no matter where you go,” I muttered as I noticed Luna trot down the stairs and over to me.

“Alex? What was that yelling?” she asked before looking around me, “And where is your guest?”

“Fuck that cunt.”

“Alex!” Luna exclaimed as she flashed me a surprised look.

“What? She was a bitch, even for a teenager,” I fumed, “she wasn’t even in heat and she’s already had sex plenty of times. She was just lying to her mom.”

“Hmm, then yes; she does not deserve your company,” she replied easily after a moment of thought.

“She didn’t even want to try any of the stuff I had prepared,” I sighed as I tried my best to let my anger slowly filter out, “now it’s just gonna go to waste.”

“…Well, why not let us enjoy it in her stead,” Luna proposed, making me look down at her smiling face, “I would like to watch one of these, ‘movies.’”

“…That sounds like a great idea,” I replied, the princess’s smiling face making me forget about my anger, “after you.” When we made it to the dinning room and sat down, we waited a while for Velvet to finish dinner. As we did, I told her about the horrible five minutes I spent with the young mare whose name I never got. She seemed to sympathize with some of what I said, but some also seemed to fly over her head, probably because she hadn’t been around young ponies in a while. When our fancy and expensive looking food arrived, I went ahead and let Velvet off for the rest of the night, as not to disturb Luna and I’s secret. Like the technically young couple we were, we fed each other the delicious food as she told me about her past week and how she spent her time after returning. To get her mind off of it, I took her over to the mini-theater and started up one of my favorite movies.

“That was fantastic,” she sniffled when the credits started, “but it’s so sad.”

“What is?” I asked as I passed her a tissue.

“Little Chihiro will never see Haku again,” she said before blowing her nose.

“I don’t know, he said they would meet again, but I’m sure he’ll be watching over her,” I said as I wiped a tear from my eye and rubbed her back for my own comfort, “but yeah, it’s a good movie.”

“Are there any more?” she sniffled as she cuddled up to me.

“Yeah, but I don’t think I could handle any more emotions right now,” I answered with a sigh, “especially after earlier.”

“You simply must forget about that filly.”

“Sorry, if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s attitude, especially from someone younger than me. I can’t imagine how parents deal with it on a daily basis.”

“If you were a parent, you would most definitely have to deal with it,” the princess said as she nuzzled me, “Would you like to have foals someday?”

“…Well, to be honest, n-” I started before being interrupted by a knock, “Ugh. Yeah?”

“Master, there’s an intruder on the castle grounds,” I heard Rosewing’s voice answer, “some tall pink pony.”

“Well there’s Fleur like I expected,” I sighed as Luna got off of me and I stood up, “sorry, this will only take a moment.”

“Worry not, I have heard about this Fleur De Lis from Tia, but I would like to see if she is as bad as I’ve heard,” she said as we stretched our backs.

“Alright,” I replied as we headed for the door. When I opened the door, I found Rosewing in her usual fluffy glory with a pleased smile on her face.

“Long time no see,” I said as I passed a hand over her head.

“From your perspective, yes,” she cooed as she leaned into my hand.

“Yeah, well it’s good to know you’re taking your guard duty seriously, but making yourself visible from time to time would be nice,” I said as I started walking down the hall, “anyway, Fleur must be a ninja if I can’t sense her in the castle.”

“That’s why you have me, Master.”

“Yes it is, now where is she?”

“Your room.”

“Ugh, alright. Make sure she stays there until we get over there,” I ordered and Rosewing wasted no time in disappearing again. After a minute of walking, we made it to my door where I could easily hear rummaging.

“So what’s the plan?” I asked Luna.

“Arresting and charging her with breaking and entering royal property,” she answered with the straightest of faces.

“Uh, okay. Another idea: let’s just get her to agree to using the front door next time,” I said as I opened the door. When we walked in and looked around, we found the door to one of my closets wide open with a few of my clothes on the floor in front of it. With an annoyed sigh, I walked into the closet, stuck my arm into a wiggling pile of clothes, and pulled Fleur out of it.

“O-oh, hello Prince!” she said as I carried her by her scruff out of the closet.

“How’s it going Fleur? Nice pants,” I greeted as I looked at the shorts she had her back legs through.

“Heh, t-thank you.”

“So, what are you doing here, in my room, going through my stuff, and interrupting the nice evening I was having with Princess Luna?” I asked as I turned and presented said princess to Fleur.

“W-well, I uh…” she started as she looked between my blank face and Luna’s annoyed one, “I was just… taking you up on your offer to come visit.”

“By sneaking into my castle?” I asked with a raised brow.

“I… nopony answered when I knocked?” she said with a nervous smile.

“… Alright,” I said with a shrug as I put her down, “well, you kinda missed out on some of the fun stuff.”

“Not all of the fun, I hope,” she said as her usual smile returned and she leaned against me.

“No, not the most fun,” I said as I glanced at Luna with a small smirk, making her blush and look away, “but that’s not a group activity, not today at least. I’m guessing you came all this way to do something with me though.”

“I simply wanted to chat,” Fleur said as she flashed me an innocent smile.

“Alright, let’s chat,” I said as I walked over to the bar.

“…Princess Luna, forgive me, but-”

“I hope you don’t mind if Luna joins us,” I said as I stepped behind the bar and watched Fleur’s face go through a series of emotions as I pulled out some glasses.

“… Of course not,” she answered after a brief silence before trotting over and sitting at the bar with Luna.

“So, what do you wanna know?” I asked as I started mixing a drink.

“Forgive me if I come across as rude, but why are you here?”

“A botched magic experiment dealing with teleportation or something,” I answered plainly.

“So you didn’t come here of your own free will?” I answered with a shake of my head, “Will you be able to return home?”

“…Doesn’t seem that way,” I sighed as I poured the drinks.

“I’m so sorry,” Fleur said gently as she put a hoof on the hand that slid a glass to her.

“It’s fine,” I said as I pulled away and slid Luna her drink, “look familiar?” The princess examined the drink for a moment before sipping it and humming in delight.

“This is the drink I invented years ago!” she said with an infectious smile, “How do you know of this?”

“Celestia made it for me not too long ago and I got her to show me how to make it. Is it any good?” I said as I leaned on the bar and took the glass out of Luna’s magic for a sip.

“It’s better than I remember,” she answered as I let her take the glass back and watch her purposefully spin it around so she sipped from the same spot I did.

“Well, I’m sure there’s a whole list of drinks you’ve missed out on plus the ones I know. I’ll be sure to get you well acquainted with them.”

“I’m not much of an admirer when it comes to alcohol, I’m afraid,” she admitted, making me stop opening the bottle I had in my hands, “this drink is a testament to that.”

“Yeah, it is a little weak,” I replied as I poured the bottle of rum I was holding, “but it’s kinda the same for me. I’d rather do other things than drink.”

“What kind of things?” the princess asked as I mixed some soda with my rum.

“Well, I don’t have my title for nothing,” I answered as I leaned on the bar again, sipping from my glass and looking into Luna’s eyes.

“And how has royalty been treating you, Prince?” Fleur asked, making me remember she was even there.

“Alright, I guess. I haven’t been too busy.”

“Oh, so you were not busy the past week?” Luna asked teasingly, “I could have sworn all of the mares in town were asking for your assistance.”

“Well, yeah, there was that,” I said with a small chuckle, “all those mares day after day really wore me out.”

“If a few mares are too much for you, then you may not be the stallion for the job,” she poked with a sly grin.

“Oh ho, I’m definitely the stallion alright. I made it through the week, and made sure every one of them were a little sore afterward,” I replied with a grin of my own, “I like to think I know what the mares want.”

“Even I?” the Lunar Princess asked with half-lidded eyes as she leaned in closer to me.

“I think so,” I said as I too leaned forward until we were an inch apart.

“What about me, Prince?” Fleur asked.

“Uh,” I muttered as I turned and looked into her suspicious eyes before pulling away from Luna, “yeah.”

“What do I want, then?” she asked as she hopped up on the bar and lay across it.

“Hmm, well first off, you want a stallion. One with a certain kind of, power, and knows how to use it,” I started as I shifted my full attention to Fleur.

“Y-yes,” she said as her smile slowly disappeared and her cheeks darkened.

“You want him to take control, but still be mindful of your needs. You want him to be the best there is and make sure everypony knows it,” I continued as I leaned in closer to her and kept my eyes locked on hers, “you want him to be THE stallion; but you wanna to know something?”

“W-what?” she panted as she inched closer to me and I saw a bead of sweat slide down her pretty face.

“He doesn’t exist,” I said bluntly as I pulled back and folded my arms, “and I sure as hell ain’t him.”

“O-of course you are,” she said airily as she tried to move closer to me and fell off the bar, but I easily caught her, “you’re a stallion with power.”

“I don’t really want it though,” I replied as I held her close.

“But you can take control while knowing what a mare wants,” she panted as her warm cheek nuzzled mine.

“Yeah, but I can’t help it,” I said as I trailed a finger down her spine.

“B-but, you,” she moaned as I swirled a finger on her cutie mark and her hold on my neck tightened.

“Like I said, I’m not him,” I said as I flicked her cutie mark, making her let out a pleasure filled moan as I felt my pants suddenly become wet and the immediate area smell like a strong perfume, “you should try looking somewhere else.” The last of my words didn’t reach her though as she quickly passed out and went limp in my arms.

“How rude,” I commented as I walked around the bar and lay the pink pony down before starting to change my pants, “I hope I don’t have to worry about that with a certain somepony.”

“Oh no,” Luna said as she trotted up next to me, “I enjoy cuddling afterward.”

“Heh, me too,” I replied as dropped the pants I was holding to lean down and kiss her. That kiss quickly turned into more as I gently lay the princess down next to the knocked out Fleur. Right as my hand started its slow descent down her body, I felt a small surge of magic before something landed on my head. Breaking away from the clearly hot and bothered princess, I sat up and took the item off my head and found it was a letter with Twilight’s seal on it.

“W-what is it?” Luna panted as I looked between her lustful face and the letter.

“Uh… one second,” I said before turning away and unrolling the letter.

“Hmm…”

“Is there a problem?” Luna asked as she wrapped her hooves around my neck and leaned on my back.

“Apparently,” I said as I balled the letter and threw it across the room into the fireplace before grabbing my pants, “I’ve got to go see somepony.”

“Shall I accompany you?” she asked as I stood up and she followed me to the door.

“Hmm… sure, why not. I’m sure you’ll be more help than I will,” I answered as we stepped out of my room, “Rosewing, make sure she doesn’t leave.” With no confirmation that my order was heard, the two of us left the castle and arrived at Golden Oak Library a few minutes later.

“I hope Spike doesn’t still hate me,” I muttered to myself, “it’s been forever since I’ve seen him.”

“What did you do?” Luna asked I knocked on the door.

“I’ll tell you later,” I replied as I heard Spike’s footsteps approach the door.

“Who is it?”

“Alex,” I answered less than confidently.

“And Princess Luna.”

“P-Princess Luna?” Spike repeated nervously, “I-I was only expecting Alex.”

“It’s cool, she’s with me... obviously. Besides, I’m sure she’ll actually be able to help with whatever’s going on.”

“…Alright,” Spike said before the door finally opened and the two of us walked in.

“So what’s going on?” I asked as I looked around the place, “And where’s Twilight?”

“She, uh…” Spike started nervously, “Well, she was doing this experiment, and uh, kinda messed up?”

“Kinda messed up?” I repeated as I looked down at the little drake, “She didn’t bring another human here, did she?”

“…”

“…You’re kidding, right?” I asked, but his silence was answer enough, “Alright, where are they?”

“W-well, Twilight went to Canterlot Castle to check the library for something and left the girl upstairs.”

“Girl, huh?” I muttered as I started towards the stairs, “I was hoping to ask Twilight some questions, but I guess that can wait. You two stay here. I guess I’ll handle this.”

“Be careful, Alex,” Luna warned.

“I’ll be fine. If you hear screaming, don’t panic,” I warned as I started climbing.

“Screaming?” both Spike and Luna repeated.

“We’ll be fine,” I reiterated before climbing the rest of the steps up to Twilight’s room and knocking, “Hello?”

“W-who is it?” a female voice called back.

“Hey, I’m Alex. I don’t know if Twilight told you about me, but I’m a human too, so you’re not alone,” I greeted calmly, “what’s your name?

“Uh… I-I don’t remember,” she replied. Amnesia, huh?

“Oh, well that’s okay, I’m sure you’ll remember eventually. Mind if I come in?”

“S-sure,” she answered. Not wasting a second, I slowly opened the door and stepped into the dark room.

“Let’s get some lights on in here,” I said before snapping my fingers and lighting some candles. In the middle of the room, I found the girl sitting on the floor with a blanket wrapped around her as she stared at me and I stared back. As I slowly approached and kneeled down to her, I took in the little bit of her I could see. With a really cute face, she looked like she could be around my age, but certainly not older, and strangely enough, at the top of that cute face sat a horn. What were also strange were the sapphire-blue bangs with pink and purple streaks that the horn poked through and eerily reminded me of Twilight.

“Did Twilight, that cute purple pony that brought you here, mention anything about you changing at all?” I asked as I looked at the rest of her hair that stretched down her back, “Cause you really remind me of her.”

“Y-yeah. I think she mentioned something about DNA splicing or something,” the girl answered as she looked down.

“Wow, okay. Well, don’t worry about it; you’re still cute. Now, I know we just met, but why don’t you come with me to my place? I’ll let you get comfortable with some food and your own room,” I said with a comforting smile as I stood up and offered her my hand, “can you stand?”

“I-I think so,” she said as she nervously reached out a hand. Carefully taking it into my own, I pulled her up onto her unsteady feet as she dropped the blanket she was holding and presented me with her full figure, and damn was it nice, even if the tail threw me off a little. Letting go of her hand for a second to grab the blanket, she stood uneasily for that second before falling on me; laying me out on my back as she smothered me with her ample chest.

“S-sorry,” she said as she got off of me, “I guess I’m still kind of weak.”

“Don’t worry about it,” I said with a shake of my head as I sat up and wrapped the blanket around her, “let’s quickly get you back to my place then.” Quickly turning around, I presented her my back after spreading my wings a little.

“Hop on, and don’t mind the wings.”

“Are they real?” she asked as I felt a feather being lightly touched.

“Yep,I got them after being here for a while, now come on. Got somepony-er, someone to introduce you to,” I said.

“A-alright,” she said as she slowly put her arms around my neck.

“Hold on,” I said as I slowly stoop up and held her legs. Once I was sure she was secure, we left the room and made our way down the stairs where we found Spike and Luna waiting.

“Who is this?” Luna asked as I put the girl down, but kept a firm arm around her, “She shares an uncanny resemblance to Young Twilight.”

“Uh, I don’t know,” I asked as all of us stared at the girl and she looked down at her feet, “from what I can gather, Twilight was doing some experiment with DNA or something, so that’s why she looks like her. Other than that, I’ve got nothing.”

“Hmm,” Luna hummed as her stern gaze made the girl visibly uncomfortable.

“Yeah, well she’s gonna be my guest for a while so you know, don’t be mean to her,” I said as I scooped her up into my arms and she let out a surprised squeak, “sorry. I guess I’ll send Twilight a letter after I get her taken care of, so let’s go.”

“Alright,” Luna replied as I headed to the door.

“See ya, Spike,” I said as I stepped out of the door that opened when I wasn’t looking before launching myself into the air, making the girl shriek as she clutched my neck, “sorry, should have warned you.” Her screaming quickly ended when I stopped climbing and hovered in place so she could relax. As I did, Luna quickly pulled up next to me and continued her staring before we slowly drifted towards my castle.

“Y-you live in a castle?” she asked when we started our descent.

“Yeah, I’m kinda a prince,” I said nonchalantly as we touched down at the front doors.

“Impressive,” she muttered as the doors slowly opened.

“I guess so,” I said we stepped inside and found Velvet waiting.

“You did not tell me you were going out, Sir,” she said as she looked over the girl in my arms, “do we have another guest?”

“Last I recall, you were off for the night,” I said as I started towards the stairs.

“Then consider this overtime,” she quipped, making me snort.

“Okay, prepare some food for my guest then.”

“Right away, Sir.” Within a minute, we were at Trish’s old room and I put the girl down to let her get dressed.

“So I don’t know if any of those clothes will fit, but try to bear with it for tonight. I’ll get that figured out for you later.”

“A-alright,” she said before walking, if you can even call it that, into the room.

“It never ends,” I sighed as I leaned back against the door and slid down to the floor, “I can never get a break.”

“About that filly,” Luna started as she sat on her haunches in front of me, “she seems a little strange.”

“Yeah, I guess. But by that line of thinking, you’d be pretty strange too, and you are,” I teased.

“What are you inferring?” she asked in mock anger.

“Nothing, of course. Everyone’s a little weird, some more than others,” I said before pausing and looking at her for a moment, “but it’s alright.” She looked at me with squinted eyes before a small grin appeared on her face and she turned away from me.

“Then I suppose I am too strange for you to lay with.”

“What? No one said that,” I replied with a nervous smile, “strange is good, especially your kind of strange; I love it.”

“But I don’t appreciate being called strange,” she said as she threw me a sideways glance.

“Okay, how about… extraordinary?” I offered and she turned back to me, “You know, it still means ‘different,’ but in a good way.”

“…I suppose different is not bad,” she said as she sauntered up and straddled me, “and I do like the sound of extraordinary.”

“Well, let me say it again: you are extraordinary,” I whispered before kissing her.

“How so?” she asked when we separated.

“You’re extraordinarily beautiful,” I answered with another kiss.

“How else?” she gasped as my hands snaked their way around her body.

“You’re extraordinarily smart, kind, sexy,” I said in between kisses, “want me to go on?”

“No,” she panted into my ear, “I want you to-”

“Eep!” we heard come from behind the door along with a heavy thud. This time, Luna was the one to sigh as she lifted herself off of me and gave the door an irritated look. With a soft chuckle I stood up and knocked on the door before walking in.

“Hey, you okay?” I asked as I spotted the girl tangled in a few pieces of clothing, “I guess not.” A quick snap of my fingers made the clothes disappear and untangle the girl before I moved over and helped her up.

“Need some help?” I asked patiently.

“Yes, please,” she replied with embarrassment. Another snap of my fingers made a simple outfit appear on the bed that I sat her on.

“Sorry, but the concept of underwear completely fly’s over their heads, so you’re going to have to go without it,” I said as I raised her arms and slipped a shirt onto her, “but don’t worry, I won’t ogle you or anything.”

“A-alright,” she said and almost sounded sad about it.

“You know, unless you want me to,” I joked as I got her started on her pants and let her pull them up.

“W-well, it must have been a while since you’ve seen another human so,” she muttered.

“Uh, that’s alright, I was just kidding. I like to think I’m a gentleman, so expect nothing but respect and all that,” I clarified as I buttoned her pants, “there. Now you won’t be cold.”

“T-thank you,” she said as she flashed me a cute smile.

“No problem. Now, let’s get you something to eat; I’m kinda hungry myself,” I said as offered my hand and she quickly took it. Guiding her out of the room, we rejoined Luna and made our slow way to the dinning room as Luna stared a hole into the girl as she tried to hide on the other side of me.

“Alright, what’s the matter?” I asked as I turned to the suspicious princess.

“Something about this filly is very familiar,” she answered and I felt the girl’s grip on me tighten.

“Other than the mane and tail, huh?” I said with a roll of my eyes, “Come on, you’re making her uncomfortable.”

“…Please forgive me,” Luna said with a small bow of her head.

“I-it’s alright, Princess. Besides, I haven’t been showing you the proper respect,” the girl quickly replied before returning the bow.

“Worry not, you are from another world… correct?”

“Y-yes?”

“…Then I do not expect you to know about our customs, even if Alex did,” the princess said as we entered the dinning room where a wide spread was laid out. After the long walk to the other end of the room and after seating the two ladies, Luna and I proceeded to eat while watching the girl out of the corner of our eyes.

“You’re pretty good with that magic,” I commented after watching her float some food onto her plate.

“Huh?” she muttered as she looked up at us, “Oh, I-I didn’t even know I was doing it, haha.”

“It’s cool; I was doing the same thing when I first showed up, but speaking of magic,” I said before snapping my fingers and making a quill and paper appear, “let me write that letter to Twilight real quick.”

“What will you write?” Luna asked as she leaned over and watched me scribble.

“Oh you know, this and that. Mostly that,” I answered as I glanced at the fidgeting girl, “…Jesus, my handwriting is terrible.”

“That it is,” the princess commented as I rolled the letter.

“Thank you for confirming that,” I replied with a shake of my head and snap of my fingers, making the letter disappear, “now, I guess we wa-” I stopped in the middle of my statement when the letter that just disappeared, reappeared in front of the girl.

“…Guess I should have seen that coming,” I said as I took back the letter, “let’s try Celestia this time. There’s no way Twilight didn’t see her when she got to the castle.”

“U-uh!” the girl suddenly spoke up.

“What’s up?” I asked as my quill hovered over the paper.

“U-um… C-can you show me to the bathroom?”

“Sure,” I answered as I got up from my seat. A long walk out of the room and a short walk down a hall, and I left the girl to do her business while I sat outside the door.

“Okay, what to write? Hmm…” I sat there for a minute or two before finally coming up with something, but right as I was about to write, a letter from Celestia materialized in front of me, “How convenient. Let’s see.”

“What?” I muttered before I heard a loud pounding at the door, “Uh, I’ll be back in a minute.”

“Alright, take your time,” the girl replied before I headed to the door.

“Alex, open the door!” I heard Celestia’s voice yell when I reached the foyer.

“I’m coming,” I replied as I approached the door and waved it open, “what’s going-”

“Where is she?!” the princess yelled after pushing the door open and grabbing me, cutting off my air with her chest.

“What?” I mumbled into her, “Who?”

“The human mare Twilight mentioned,” she answered as her hold on me tightened.

“In the bathroom,” I answered as I turned my head to breath, “so Twilight did tell you about her. What’d she say?”

“Enough,” she answered sternly as she stood me up and looked me over, “she didn’t do anything to you, did she?”

“No, and I’m pretty sure she won’t.”

“It’s only a matter of time, Alex,” she said matter-of-factly, “I know how mares get around you.”

“And how’s that?”

“Either cruel and rude, or aroused and ravenous,” she muttered, “and the last thing I want is you seeing another mare behind my back.”

“…No comment,” I muttered before hugging her, “but don’t worry; neither of us have tried anything.”

“Yet,” she whispered before kissing me, “anyway, how have you and Luna been?”

“Oh, you know, fine. Great, even. We were in the middle of eating if you want to join us,” I said as I gestured towards the dinning room.

“Hmm… I think I want to see this human first. Where is she?”

“Like I said, in the bathroom and it might be a while. She has a little trouble getting around.”

“Did she need help with her business?”

“Uh, I didn’t ask,” I answered as I actually thought about the question.

“Then I’ll check on her,” the princess said as she waited for me to lead the way.

“That’s not a bad idea,” I replied before leading her to the bathroom and knocking, “hey, you alright in there?”

“U-uh, yeah… I just need another minute,” she answered slowly, “but who was at the door?”

“Oh, just another princess and she said she wants to talk to you.”

“May I come in?” Celestia asked.

“Yes,” the girl replied instantly.

“I’ll be with Luna in the dinning room,” I informed before leaving the two and quickly rejoining Luna.

“Who was at the door?” she asked as I sat down.

“Celestia,” I answered with a sigh, “so you know, we’re back to being a secret for a while, especially since she seems to be aware of something going on.”

“Worry not, she will not discover our secret,” she replied as she leaned over and kissed me. Unable to resist the urge, I leaned into the kiss, putting a lot more into it than needed, only to quickly pull away when Celestia trotted in with the girl on her back a minute later.

“Hey, you probably shouldn’t-”

“It’s alright, Alex,” Celestia interrupted as she approached us, “she has trouble walking like you said.”

“How come you don’t let me ride you?” I asked.

“Really, Alex?” she replied as she gave me a sultry look that admittedly made my pants a little tight, “I think you know why.”

“*Ahem*, yeah, I get it,” I mumbled as I glanced away.

“Well, I know I haven’t been here as long as my sister, but I think it’s time that the both of us return to Canterlot,” Celestia said as the girl slid off of her back and sat down.

“So you’re alright with this situation then?” I asked as I looked cautiously between the girl and Celestia.

“I trust you, Alex,” was all she said before kissing me and heading out of the room. …Goddamnit, I think she’s playing me.

“Until next time, Alex,” Luna said as she reared up for a hug.

“I look forward to it.”

“Then you should prepare yourself,” she whispered before giving my ear a nibble.

“Uh,” I muttered as I watched her perfect ass sway out of the room. I’m so gonna fuck her next time and it’s gonna be awesome. I can see it now: she- but my thoughts were interrupted by the girl’s yawn.

“Getting tired?” I asked as I focused on her.

“A little,” she replied as she rubbed her eyes cutely.

“I guess you’ve had a busy day, so let’s get you to your room,” I said as I moved around the table and helped her up. As I held her soft hand and slowly led the way down the halls, I could tell she was having some kind of mental debate with herself. When we reached the top of the main stairs where the split between our rooms were, I decided to ask what was wrong.

“W-well, uh,” she started nervously as she stopped walking, “I was thinking, wondering really, if I could…”

“If you want to do something, don’t even bother asking me,” I said during her pause as I gave her hand a reaffirming squeeze, “mi casa, su casa.”

“What?”

“My home is your home, so don’t hesitate to use or do whatever you want,” I reiterated, “so, what do you need?”

“…Can I sleep with you?” she asked as she looked at me with large, hopeful eyes. …Celestia was right…

“Uh, alright, see: normally I would say yes, but…” I started, but her pretty eyes were throwing me off so I turned my head, “okay, I guess I’ll be straight with you. That pony you were riding on earlier? We’re kinda in a relationship… I guess.”

“You guess?” she repeated, making look back at her squinting eyes, “You don’t know if you’re dating the princess?”

“Wait; that’s what you’re concerned about?” I asked with a raised brow, “You don’t have a problem with me being in a relationship with a pony? You know, like I’m sure most humans would.”

“Who you chose, or don’t chose for that matter, to love, is no one else’s business but yours, especially if you both share those feelings,” she said confidently before looking at me and blushing, “t-that’s what my sister-in-law’s told me anyway.”

“Hmm… well, she sounds like a smart woman,” I said with a small smirk before taking a second to think, “…alright, come on. This is a big place, so I guess staying close isn’t a bad idea.” With that, she clung to my arm happily as I led her to my room where once outside, I remembered a certain pony was still there. Telling the girl to wait a second, I quickly slipped into the room and found that Fleur wasn’t there.

“Rosewing!” I whispered towards the ceiling and a second later, the feathery griffon dropped from the darkness into my arms.

“You called?” she cooed as she nuzzled me.

“Where’s Fleur? I told you to watch her.”

“She left,” she answered simply.

“Where’d she go?”

“No idea.”

“Ugh, alright, whatever,” I said as I dropped her, “just let me know if she shows up again.”

“Of course, Master,” she said before quickly kissing me on the cheek and disappearing back into the shadows. With a shake of my head, I opened the door and let the girl in who made a beeline for the pit.

“Make yourself comfortable,” I said as I walked into my closet to change my clothes. God knows every other woman has.

“Can I ask you something?”

“Ask away.”

“Are you, uh, interested in any other ponies?” she asked hesitantly.

“I’d be lying if I said no,” I answered as I slipped on some shorts and rejoined the girl, “but I’m pretty content right now.”

“Oh,” she replied as I lay down next to her.

“…Can I confess something to you?” I asked after a moment of silence, making the girl look down at me.

“Sure.”

“Well… I don’t know if you know but, back on earth, if you come from the same one I do, there’s this TV show. You know what TV is right?”

“O-of course,” she replied.

“Well, when I first showed up here, I knew a lot about this place and its creatures, especially the ponies,” I started slowly, “when they asked how I knew so much, I said I couldn’t tell them because it would make them go through some sort of existential crisis or something. But… I guess part of it has to do with me not wanting to say it out loud.”

“Say what?” she asked as she held my hand.

“Uh, about the TV thing… this place is part of it,” I said almost painfully.

“… I don’t get it,” the girl said with a blank face.

“Um, okay, I guess that wasn’t very clear. Let me try again,” I said before sitting up and taking a deep breath, “alright, back on earth, there’s this TV show called My Little Pony, right? And if the title doesn’t tell you enough, it’s about little ponies; the exact ones you’ve met and talked to.”

“I’m sorry, but… I still don’t understand,” she said with furrowed brows.

“Alright, um… a book,” I started, the girl’s resemblance to Twilight making me think that books have to exist no matter where you’re from, “the TV show is like a book, fiction specifically. Everything in it is made up by humans and published for others to read, specifically little girls, and the embarrassing part is that I’ve watched-er, read these books. The mind-boggling part though, is that I and literally everyone else that knew these books existed, knew that what was written wasn’t real, but here I am, in the very world that I was pretty sure didn’t actually exist. At one point, Twilight asked me how I knew about a creature called Discord because I accidentally brought him up, but I know about him because I read parts about her and her friends’ battle with him.”

“…S-so, because you knew about the ponies here, you were able to become a prince and get this castle?” the girl asked, and it hurt a little.

“No no no, that was just a coincidence… a consequence, I guess, of me coming here and absorbing the magic of this place and having it manifest as some weird lust magic. I didn’t make anypony, purposefully at least, do anything,” I explained, “and I don’t know if my coming here has messed something up either.”

“W-what do you mean?”

“In the show- book I mean, Twilight becomes an alicorn somehow, Discord breaks free again but becomes friends with Celestia or something, and a bunch of other shit, but none of that’s happened!”

“…I, wha-” the girl stuttered as she held her head.

“It doesn’t help that I don’t actually know details about the things I just said, because I mostly just read stuff made by fans of the show, but I’m still pretty sure all that stuff happens.”

“And you haven’t told the princesses about any of this?” the girl asked as she looked at me accusingly.

“N-no-”

“Why not?!” she exclaimed, “We- they, could have prepared for all of that, even if it doesn’t happen!”

“I-I guess, I’m just scared,” I admitted as I rubbed the back of my head.

“Scared?” the girl repeated as her anger seemed to disappear, “Of what?”

“…In the short amount of time you’ve been here, you have to admit that this world is at least fifty times better than ours,” I said as I looked down at my lap, “it’s pretty much everyone’s dream to escape the reality they know and go pretty much anywhere else… I guess I’m scared that if I admit that this place isn’t real, it won’t be and I’ll wake up from this dream. Even though you’re the second human I’ve met while being here, I still have this feeling deep down that none of this is real. The few places I’ve been, the friends I’ve made, the first real love I’ve felt… it’ll all just disappear if I admit it to myself…” We sat in silence for a good few minutes as I guessed the girl tried to make sense of everything I just dropped on her while I kept my head down and the feelings Trish brought up in me came back. …I’m such a piece of shit…

As I wallowed in self-pity, I felt a large surge of magic in the spot the girl was sitting and when I looked up, I was pounced on by Twilight, practically giving me a heart attack as she kissed me. I sat with my eyes wide open as Twilight put as much passion into the kiss as she could before pulling away and giving me a sad look.

“Is that real enough for you?” she asked before hugging me.

“T-Twilight? How-what-I-” I stuttered intelligently.

“Alex,” she whispered into my ear, making my rambling stop, “I didn’t know you were going though so much; keeping such a secret. I still don’t quite understand it, but it was causing you a lot of pain, right?”

“…Y-yeah.”

“I know I can’t say anything to make you feel better, but there is something I can do to prove that this world and I, are real,” she said before leaning forward, pushed me onto my back and kissing me again.

“T-Twilight, I don’t think this is a good idea,” I said when we separated, “I mean, you could be affected by my magic or something.”

“No,” she said simply as she nuzzled me and I felt something wet on my cheek, “just like you know you’re in love with Princess Celestia, I know I’ve fallen for you.”

“How?” I asked as I pulled her back and looked into her watery eyes, “I’ve caused nothing but trouble for you. I’ve seen how you look at me when I’m around other mares, I’ve asked you to do something for me without helping, and I haven’t paid any attention to just you.”

“It’s fine,” she sighed as she looked into my eyes with a sad smile, “I’ve had all the attention on me since I was a filly because of my special talent, and I now know that it’s impossible for you to love only me.”

“Twilight, that’s-”

“No, it’s true,” she interrupted, “I saw how you looked at Princess Luna today, but it’s alright. I know it’s your job to make everypony feel special and happy, but I guess it’s just in your nature to love everypony.”

“Twilight,” I muttered as I held her sad face, “…I know ‘I’m sorry’ is the last thing you want to hear from me, but I just don’t know what else to say.”

“Then don’t say anything,” she sniffled as she held me again and I felt a warmth radiate from between her legs, “I did come in here with a goal in mind.”

“Are you sure about this?” I asked as I sensed her lust quickly replace her sadness, “Are you sure you want me to be your first?”

“I wouldn’t have it any other way,” she said as her magic tugged at my shorts.

“Better make this memorable then,” I said as I snapped my fingers, making the fire go out and cover the room in darkness.

“W-what’s going-” she started to ask but was silenced as strategically placed candles started to light themselves around the room. As they did, the curtains pulled themselves back and replaced the rest of the darkness with a soft moonlight. Twilight stared in awe at the room bathed in a new light before I took back her attention with the kisses I trailed down her neck as I laid her onto her back. She let out a heavy and almost pained sigh as I caressed the base of her horn.

“D-don’t,” she mumbled, “I’m sensitive.”

“You and me both,” I replied as I felt my raging hard-on strain my shorts. With practiced ease, I ignored it and kept up my work as my other hand made a pass over her teats. I paused for a good second in surprise at how big they were and spent probably a little longer than I should have playing with them. These are the closest things to actual tits I’ve felt in forever.

“Alex…”

“Wha?” I muttered, breaking out of my trance and looking at her sultry face.

“I can’t wait any longer,” she moaned as her magic slid my shorts down, making my dick spring out and poke her leg, “i-it’s a lot bigger than last time.”

“I thought that too, but you know, I didn’t want to toot my own horn or anything,” I said as I ran a hand over her lower lips and felt just how ready she was before lining myself up, “well, here we go.”

“Be gentle,” she said as her hooves wrapped around my neck.

“Wha-”

“I’ve seen you with the princess.”

“Right… well, don’t worry. My last experience with a virgin didn’t go too well, but it wasn’t my fault,” I said before running a hand through her mane and flashing a comforting smile, “besides, I’d never dream of hurting you.” Her blushing cheeks puffed up for a second before she used her magic to push me into her, making the air in her cheeks rush out in a pleasure filled moan.

“You good?” I asked as I looked down at our connected hips, “I don’t know pony anatomy so-”

“I-I feel great,” she said airily, making me look back up at her goofy smile, “p-please, Alex. Buck me.” Damn. Like usual, I did as instructed and bucked her with the grace and delicacy that I figured a virgin needed. Turns out, all that was unnecessary when after a minute of my delicate work, she made us change to the classic doggie style, which I found out a while ago is called ‘griffon style.’ I have no idea why.

“Y-you’re so big,” she moaned as I pounded her sweet plot.

“And you’re so tight,” I replied as her grip on me seemed to tighten as I said that.

“M-more than the princess?”

“What?” I moaned as my hips started to pump harder, “I-I mean, I guess. I am already getting close.” Something I said seemed to set her off as she started to slam her plot back against me every time I moved forward, making the most erotic, and disgusting, slapping noise that echoed through the room. It didn’t take long for the room to fill up with a hot and sweet sent that I was immediately addicted to, but it also didn’t take much longer for me to reach my limit.

“Ah, fuck. I can’t last much longer,” I growled as we picked up speed.

“I-I wanna see it,” Twilight panted as she suddenly knocked me onto my back and started doing all the work herself as she watched with glossed over eyes and a hungry smile. Godamnit, she’s too sexy; I can’t handle it! It had only been a day, but even so, I felt like I hadn’t cum in ages and the sheer amount I was pumping into her seemed to impress both of us, even if both of us weren’t all there. The second the first shot touched her tight walls, a small squeak was all I heard from her before her legs gave out and she fell on me, shoving my cock further into her and making sure every nook and cranny was painted with my essence. What seemed like a few minutes, was really just a few seconds before we came down into a panting heap.

“Well, I don’t know about you, but that was great,” I commented as I wrapped an arm around the purple pony after she cuddled up to me.

“It definitely was,” she sighed contently as she rested her head on my chest.

“I’m good to keep going if you are.”

“No, I’m kinda worn out,” she replied as she swirled a hoof on my chest, “I’ve had a long day.”

“Speaking of which,” I started, making her freeze, “I am too. Had a lot going through my mind today.”

“A-are you alright?” she asked meekly.

“I feel a lot better with you here,” I said as I brushed a hand over her cheek, “but I’ve got a lot more thinking to do tomorrow. And as much as it will pain me, I should probably ask a certain somepony to come over and help me out.”

“Better get to sleep then,” Twilight said quickly before instantly knocking out.

“I did have questions, but whatever,” I said before pulling a blanket over us, “I guess they’ll have to wa-” Right as I was closing my eyes and shifting to get a little more comfortable, I heard a weird noise under the blanket before feeling something wet and slimy on my side Twilight was clinging to. …At least it’s mine.

Author's Notes:

Jesus. People on summer break and still got the writer's block. That and I'm pretty sure this MLP phase is starting to pass. So imma just be honest and say new chapters will be pretty far in between now. I'm moving on to bigger and arguably better things like: sleeping, working, daytime drinking, and actually having sex. I kinda doubt that last one, but I got my fingers crossed. Anybody else recently get fucked by adulthood or another person?