“Alex?” a voice called, knocking me out of my sleep, “Where are you?”

“Hmm?” I moaned as I moved a hand to wipe the drool from my face, but couldn’t when my hand hit something tough but soft, “… I guess we’re starting early with this, huh?” I kept my eyes closed as I dropped my hand and waited for the inevitable misunderstanding to happen.

“I swear, if I find Chrysalis all over him,” I heard the voice say over the sound of rustling leaves.

“… Alright, time to get up,” I said as I opened my eyes and just like I expected, found Chrysalis laying on top of me, her light-green drool making a small puddle on my chest, “ew. Yo, Chrys, wake up. Death approaches.” But she didn’t budge.

“I swear to god, if you’re doing this on purpose,” I mumbled as I sat up, expecting her to slide off of me, but she instead wrapped her hooves around me and clung to my chest, “… you’re definitely doing this on purpose.”

“… Maybe,” she mumbled as she looked up at me with a smirk, “you know Changelings don’t sleep, right?”

“I thought so, now let go. Celestia’s coming,” I said as I tried to pull her off, but she didn’t let go and instead pushed me onto my back, “come on, this isn’t funny. I’m pretty sure Celestia gets jealous easy.”

“I thought as much,” she said as she stood over and looked at me with half-lidded eyes, “but I need my breakfast.” Without warning, she leaned down and kissed me, sticking her long forked tongue into my mouth and caressing my throat, making me gag.

“Alex, are you over he-” I heard Celestia say as her hoof-steps stopped.

“Hey, Celestia,” I said after I pushed Chrysalis off of me and stood up, “nice day today, huh? Thanks for that.”

“Alex,” she asked as her default motherly smile appeared, “what’s going on here?”

“Uh,” I muttered as she stepped up to me, her expression unchanging, “she was just getting her fill of love- er, lust.”

“And she needed to kiss you to do it?” she asked, making me break a nervous sweat.

“Uh, I guess?” I replied as I shrunk under her gaze, “I wasn’t giving her my seed, if that’s what you’re wondering. And if it means anything, you’re a way better kisser than her.”

“Really?” she asked as her mask fell and her eyes sparkled.

“Uh, of course,” I said as I moved in and ran a hand through her mane, quickly jumping on the chance to change the subject, “you’re the best at a few things.”

“And you have the best thing I’ve had the great pleasure to experience,” she said before kissing me, getting rid of the sour taste Chrysalis left and replacing it with her sweet, relaxing one.

“Well, I’m full now,” Chrysalis said suddenly before trotting away and out of the garden.

“I was going to tell you breakfast was ready, but I’m not sure I’m ready to eat yet,” she cooed after we separated, completely forgetting who was there a second ago.

“Well, I am a little hungry for something,” I replied as I kissed my way down her neck, “so I think I’ll have a little picnic, right he-”

“Sir, are you out here?” I heard Velvet’s voice call, making Celestia freeze and me sigh, “You have some work to do!”

“Yeah, yeah. I’m comin,” I said as I stood up straight and poked Celestia in the nose, “we’re doing this later.” From my poke, she regain her composure, but from my words, a seductive smile stretched across her face before following me out of the garden where we met up with Velvet who told me someone came to see me. Not sure who it could be, cause Velvet didn’t tell me, I hurried to the lobby where as soon as I rounded a corner, I was tackled by an earth stallion that had a striking resemblance to Lilypop.

“Thank you, Prince! Thank you, thank you, thank you!” he said as he squeezed me hard.

“For what?” I asked as we laid on the floor and Velvet and Celestia watched.

“For saving my marefriend, Lilypop!” he whined as he continued to squeeze me.

“So you’re the guy, huh?” I said as I broke out of his hold and stood him up before I got to my feet, “Well, it’s great that she’s fine, but I didn’t do anything. Princess Luna’s the real hero.”

“Not according to Lilypop! You were able to keep the Changeling queen busy long enough for her to be saved! Without you, I don’t think she would have made it!” he explained as he started crying.

“Alright, you’re welcome then, so calm down!” I said quickly as I petted him on the head.

“Is there anything I can do to repay you?” he asked after taking a whole second to stop sobbing.

“… Well, if I’m completely honest, I’m flat broke. Apparently, becoming a prince doesn’t automatically make you rich, so a small donation would be great. You know, if you can manage it.”

“Of course!” he said as he fished a bag of bits from his mane, “Please accept this donation that is in no way related to you saving my marefriend.” I like this guy.

“Oh, thank you kind citizen,” I said as Velvet floated the bag out of his mouth, “this donation will go a long way in my mission of… helping ponies with their sex lives… Velvet, remind me to work on a tagline later.”

“Yes, Sir.”

“Anyway, unless you need anything else, please excuse the princess and I,” I said after giving the guy one last pat on the head and headed towards the dinning room with Celestia in tow.

“Once again, thank you!” he said as he bowed and I’m pretty sure he started crying again.

“Jeez, this guy,” I muttered to myself as Celestia and I left and Velvet saw the guy out, “acting like I saved the world or something.”

“I’m sure Lilypop is his whole world,” Celestia mused as we walked connected at the hip, “just like you are mine.”

“Aw, you don’t mean that,” I said as I wrapped an arm around her neck, “surely your subjects, sister, niece, nephew, and a bunch of others you’ve known for a lot longer than me, are more important.”

“That’s arguable, especially when it comes to my nephew,” guess he’s an asshole here, “but is that the same for you?”

“… Not anymore,” I answered weakly as I thought about Trish, “all you girls have moved up on the list, and you just might be at the top.”

“I’d hope so,” she said as she nuzzled me.

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Oh nothing. As long as a certain mare isn’t on that list, I can live with not being at the top.” …That almost sounded like a threat. We made our way to the dinning room where the two of us ate a feast before heading to my study with Velvet.

“So what’s on the agenda?” I asked after sitting at my desk, “I only became a prince the other day, so there can’t be that much for me to do yet.”

“There is this business proposal from somepony in Canterlot,” Velvet said as she floated a paper in front of me that I took.

“Business proposal?” I repeated as I read the paper.

“Well, not so much a proposal, as it is approval for a business they want to start-”

“A sex shop,” I said, easily summarizing the paper that tried really hard to avoid saying as much. When I looked up, the two mares shared a faint blush as one looked away and the other effortlessly kept her straight face.

“To put it simply, yes. They want to open a s-sex shop,” Velvet struggled to repeat.

“If they already got what they needed to start a business in the first place, why bother asking me?”

“Someponies feel that they need our approval, if not blessing, to do certain things,” Celestia explained, “since Blueblood is in charge of most business related matters, this pony must have been denied and figured they would have better luck asking you.”

“Huh. So you’re telling me, there’s no such thing as a sex shop anywhere in Equestria?” I asked, honestly surprised.

“Most likely not, and if there is, it is most likely hidden behind a completely unrelated business.”

“Huh. Well, I approve their business idea and give them all my blessings” I said as I wrote a short letter saying as much, “hell, they can even say I shop there just to get more business.” Once I signed the paper, Velvet took it and filed it among her things.

“Anything else?”

“No, that was all the paperwork,” Velvet answered.

“Great. Time to make some house calls then,” I said as I got up from the seat I was sitting in for not even five minutes, “care to join me, Princess?”

“Of course, but where to?” she asked as she got up from the couch she was laying on and followed me out of the room, with Velvet close behind.

“Gotta let the girls know I’m alright, that and I’ve got a job for one or two of them,” I answered as we walked down the hall and as we did, I spotted Chrysalis trotting around lazily, “hey, Chrysalis!”

“Hm? Oh you two,” she answered as we approached her, “what is it?”

“Celestia and I are heading out for a while. Don’t do anything crazy while I’m gone, cause remember,” I said as I motioned my fingers between my eyes and hers, “I’m watching you.”

“…Right. It’s not like there’s anything to do around here anyway.”

“If that’s how you feel, then here,” I said as I fished out my phone, unlocked it and held it out to her, “this should keep you entertained for a while.” With her magic she took it from me and started to examine it.

“Watch over the place, Velvet,” I said before continuing down the hall, “if something crazy happens, just give me a shout.”

“Yes, Sir,” she said as Celestia and I left her with the occupied queen.

“Are you sure it’s alright to leave her alone?” Celestia asked as she looked back at Chrysalis.

“Sure, why not?” I replied lamely as we rounded a corner.

“Alex, you don’t seem to be taking this very seriously,” she said in a slightly more serious tone, “Chrysalis isn’t like anypony you’ve met before. She’s dangerous and because of that, we should-”

“Let me stop you right there,” I interrupted, “first off: relax. Second: she’s not going to do anything to anyone besides me. Third: relax. I know you’re worried, but sometimes you have to just let things play out and see what happens. I’m sure you’ve done that before.”

“…Yes,” she replied unsurely.

“Great, then let’s go,” I said as I waved the front door open, “I’m sure a nice stroll will sooth that beautiful mind.” With that, we left the castle and casually walked down the road towards Sweet Apple Acres. The walk was leisurely enough with the two of us whispering sweet somethings into each others ears to the point where I almost pounce on her right at the gates of the farm, but reeled it back in when Applebloom came running up to us.

“Alex, you’re alright!” she exclaimed as she impressively jumped over the gate and into my arms.

“Hey there kid,” I greeted as I hugged her tight, “what’s up?”

“Ah heard ya got hurt real bad and I wanted to come see ya, but Applejack wouldn’t let me after she went!” she quickly answered.

“Oh, well I’m fine now, so don’t worry," I said as I tussled her mane, making her giggle cutely, "how’s the crusading going?”

“Well, we haven’t got our cutie marks yet, but we’re havin heaps of fun!” she said as she threw her hooves over her head, “You should come with us sometime.”

“Sure, why not. I’m sure I can fit it into my empty schedule. Being a prince only gives you so much free time.”

“Oh yeah! Ah heard about that! That’s why ya got those wings, right?” she asked as she looked over my shoulder.

“Pretty much,” I replied as the memory of how I got them caused me to remember something, “oh, but don’t forget to say hi to the princess.” I turned around and presented Applebloom to Celestia who smiled at her.

“Hello, my little pony,” she said it again! “how are you today?”

“*Gasp*, Princess Celestia!” Applebloom exclaimed as she looked over the princess, “What’re you doin here?”

“Well, Little Applebloom,” she giggled, “I’m enjoying Alex’s company. Princesses and princes have to stick together, after all.”

“So you two are on a date?” the redhead asked as she looked between us.

“Not really,” I answered as Celestia and I looked at each other, “but we have been on one or two and I wouldn’t mind another.” The filly gasped again as she slapped her hooves on her cheeks.

“Are you two gettin married?!”

“Wha-”

“Oh mah gosh! That would be so cool! The princess would wear a beautiful dress made by Sweetie Bells’s sister, and you’d wear some fancy suit, and the girls and ah would be the flower girls, and it’d be at Cantelot Castle, and everypony would be there, and Princess Luna, Applejack, Twilight, and them would be the bridesmaids, and ah guess Big Mac could be your best-stallion, maybe Spike… but it would be the best thing ev-”

“Whoa there, kid. Kinda jumping the gun, aren’t ya? I mean, people only get married after knowing each other for while; me and Celestia have only known each other for like a week. Right, Princess?” I explained before looking at the princess and found her blushing face looking right through me as something went through her head, “…okay. Well, when and if that happens, you’ve got the job as a flower girl.”

“Yes!” Applebloom said with a hoof-pump.

“Anyway, is your sister around? I actually came by to let her know I was alright,” I asked, putting me back on track.

“Yeah, she’s here, but she’s been feelin a little under the weather,” she answered as she pointed to the farmhouse and I started towards it, “she’s been cooped up in her room for the last few days. Granny says she’s just got a cold, but ah don’t think that’s it.”

“Not a cold eh?” I get the feeling this has something to do with me, “Well, I’ll just pop in, say hi, and let her keep resting.”

“Take as long as ya need, Sonny,” Granny Smith said as she walked out the front door and slowly made her way to her chair on the porch, “I reckon she could use yer company.”

“Uh, sure thing ma’am,” I replied as I set Applebloom down, “and how are you this fine morning?”

“Ah’m doin just fine,” she answered as she looked me up and down with a weird smile, “especially now that ah got a look at ya. Ya been workin out?”

“…Thanks ma’am. Do you mind watching over my friend for me? Thanks,” I said quickly before entering the house and climbing the stairs to Applejack’s room, “she’s starting to creep me out.” When I reached the cowmare’s door, I raised a fist to knock, but stopped when I heard a strange noise come from behind it. After looking around me to make sure nobody was watching, I leaned in and put my ear to the door. Listening for a second, I could make out Applejack’s labored breaths along with a few moans.

“Must be worse than I-” I started to say to myself before a lewd image of Applejack touching herself appeared in my mind and made me back off from the door, “…I guess it’s that kind of sickness.” Not wanting to be rude and barge in, I went ahead and knocked as planned, stopping the heavy panting.

“Hey, AJ. It’s me,” I said and heard a bunch of rustling and thuds before the door was suddenly opened.

“O-oh, Alex! H-how nice of ya to stop by,” she stuttered as she smoothed out her mane and smiled uneasily at me.

“Yeah, I just came by to let you know I’m alright, but I just found out you’re not doing too hot,” I said as I looked over her sweaty and tired form, “and it shows. You’re not overworking yourself, are you?”

“Don’t you worry none, Sugarcube. Apple bucking season’s over now that it’s autumn, so there’s not much work to do anymore. Besides that, ah’m pretty sure it’s just a cold, so thanks for stoppin by,” she explained with a forced smile.

“Hmm… mind if I come in?” I asked.

“Of course not!” she answered immediately and I walked in, “N-no, ah mean…”

“What’s wrong?” I asked as I sat on her bed and looked around her relatively plain room.

“N-nothin,” she replied as she closed the door and sat on her haunches in front of me.

“Whatcha doin way over there?” I asked as I took her hat off her bedpost and put it on, “If you’re worried about me getting sick, don’t be. I’ve only gotten sick once in my life, even if it was mono.” For a few moments, Applejack looked like she was having an internal battle over my offer before just sighing and hoping up next to me. I gave her a second before I put an arm around her and felt her tense up.

“W-what’s goin on?” she asked as she avoided my sideways glance.

“Well, there’s actually another reason I came over,” I said as I pulled her closer, making her tense up even more.

“W-w-what is it?”

“Well,” I said quietly as I stuck my left hand in my pocket, “I need you to do something for me.”

“Anythin,” she answered instantly as she turned and looked me in the eyes.

“I like your enthusiasm,” I said as I pulled out a small, familiar baggie that was hoofed to me this morning.

“W-what’s that?” she asked as I held it up to her and she sniffed it, “It stinks.”

“It’s just a little exotic plant from my world, but what I want you to do,” I said as I put the bag in her hooves, “is try to make another plant out of it. It started out as a regular leafy plant and something was done to it to make it like this, but all I want you to do, is figure out a way to grow a plant from it.”

“…Uh-”

“With you being the best, and prettiest, farmer around, I thought you could figure it out. So, mind helping me out?” With hopeful eyes, I watched her stare at the little bag before looking up at me briefly and looking back down again.

“…Ah’ll do it,” she mumbled.

“Haha, great! Thanks a Mettaton, AJ. You’re a life saver,” I said as I squeezed her, “well, I’ll let you rest now.” With my main mission accomplished, I moved to stand up, but was held back by my friend.

“…but ah need ya to do somethin for me,” she said as I looked at her.

“Sure, what do ya need?” I asked before I was suddenly kissed. It didn’t last very long though, as she quickly pulled back and stared into my eyes with her half-lidded ones.

“Ah need ya to put out the fire burnin inside me,” she said in a husky voice instantly grabbing Alex Jr.’s attention.

“Are you sure? This isn’t the most private of places,” I asked as I held her back by her shoulders as she stared at me with lustful eyes, “Applebloom could walk in on us.” The mentioning of her little sister seemed to bring her to her senses and she quickly backed away from me.

“You’re right,” she said as she hopped off the bed and opened the door, all while avoiding further eye contact, “A-ah’ll be fine.”

“Of course you will,” I said as I stood up, put her hat down, and left the room, “but if you ever feel like you won’t, feel free to stop by. I’ll take care of ya.”

“A-ah might just do that,” she said as she leaned on the door and I walked down the stairs, “see ya later, Sugarcube.”

“Yep,” I said with a wave before I heard the door slam. When I reached the landing and walked into the living room, I found Celestia being kept company by the rest of the Apple family.

“There you are, Alex,” she said as she set the cup she was drinking from down and approached me, “is Applejack alright?”

“She’s just got a little bug is all,” I answered as I nodded my head at Big Mac and he replied with his own nod, “but let’s head out. I’ve got a few more stops.”

“Y’all come back now, ya hear?” Granny Smith said as we headed for the door, “You especially, Prince.”

“Of course,” I said with a friendly smile to cover up my disgust.

“Can ah come with ya, Alex?” Applebloom asked as she jumped and clung to my leg.

“Now, remember what ah told ya, Applebloom,” Granny Smith said in a strict tone.

“Yes, Granny,” she replied with a sigh as she slid down my leg and onto the floor, “it’s too dangerous for me to go out by mahself.”

“That’ll be doubly so if ya go with him.”

“What’s she talking about?” I whispered to Celestia.

“I’m not sure,” she replied before addressing the family, “thank you for the drink, Apple family. Until next time.”

“Thanks for comin, Princess,” Granny replied with an old smile before we stepped out of the house.

“Let me know when the weddin is!” Applebloom shouted from the door. I didn’t respond as I gave her a weak smile and wave before the two of us headed towards Fluttershy’s place.

“I haven’t thought much about it, but a wedding would be nice,” Celestia mused, making me cringe, “don’t you think so?”

“Y-yeah, it could be nice,” I replied weakly, “you know, some time down the road.”

“A lot of planning does go into a wedding, doesn’t it? So I guess it wouldn’t happen too soon,” she said before starting to ramble about what would fit for her wedding. She would occasionally ask me what I thought about whatever she was talking about and I would just agree, smile, and nod, successfully avoiding any in depth conversation on the topic.

Eventually, we made it Fluttershy’s cottage where I knocked and waited for the sweet pony. I was surprised to find that instead of opening the door a crack and peaking to see who it was, the door flew open before I was pounced on and kissed deeply by the buttercream mare. After few good seconds of kissing filled with tongue, she pulled back to take a breath and I was able to pull her off of me.

“Alright, well hello to you too, Fluttershy,” I greeted as I set her down on her hooves, “but uh, what was that about?”

“O-oh, I’m sorry,” she whispered as she hid behind her mane, “I was just so… I couldn’t…” She faded in and out so much that I couldn’t make out anything she said.

“Well uh, don’t worry about it. I just came over to let you know I’m fine and I appreciate you coming to visit when I was asleep. And now that I’ve done that, I’ll leave,” I said as I started to back away, keeping my eyes from meeting Celestia’s that burned a hole in the side of my head.

“Please, don’t go!” Fluttershy exclaimed, surprising both me and the princess, “C-can’t you stay for a little while?”

“Sorry. I've got a few others to see and business to take care of, but if you want you can come visit me at the castle. I shouldn’t be much longer.”

“A-alright. See you later, Alex,” she said with a cute smile before quickly retreating back into her home. I quickly started back down the way we came before Celestia caught up to me and continued staring a hole into my head.

“What’s up?” I sighed as I turned towards Ponyville.

“What was that about?” she asked sternly.

“I don’t know. You were there when I asked her the same thing,” I answered, making her pout, “but I’m starting to think I know what’s going on. Let me just visit one more person to be sure.” Without another word, I led Celestia to town where we walked around for a bit wondering where everyone was before reaching the Carousel Boutique and entering.

“W-welcome to the Carousel Boutique,” I heard Rarity’s tired voice say from the back as her hoof-steps got louder, “…where every- Alex!” When she saw me, she started running at me, but quickly stopped when she spotted Celestia looking around her shop.

“O-oh, Princess!” Rarity said before quickly bowing, “T-to what do I owe the pleasure of having you stop by my humble shop?”

“That would be me,” I answered, drawing Rarity’s attention as her eyes became half-lidded, “I need you to do something for me.”

“Anything, darling,” she cooed as she stepped up to me and nuzzled my chest.

“I need you to stop by my room at some point,” I started, but was interrupted by a low growl beside me, “…to adjust my clothes. It’s starting to get cold out, so I’d like to be able to wear shirts again.”

“That’s all?”

“Yep.”

“Are you sure you don’t need me for anything else?” she asked again as her face got dangerously close to mine.

“Maybe something will come up when you get there,” I said as I fought the need to kiss her.

“Hmm, well I have something for you,” she said as she turned around and headed to the back of the shop, “please excuse us, Princess.”

“…Of course,” Celestia replied as she sat down, “take your time.” After taking a glance at her blank face, I followed Rarity to the back of the shop and into her workspace that she closed the door to.

“So whatcha got for me?” I asked as I turned and faced her, being mildly surprised when she jumped on and kissed me, making me stumble back and sit on her desk. Just like with Fluttershy, it was a few moments before she pulled back for a breath before I looked her over. I didn’t notice it with Fluttershy, but Rarity was almost as unkempt as Applejack with her slightly matted fur, a thin layer of sweat, and a few curls out of place.

“Are you okay?” I asked in between the kisses she kept giving me, “You seem a little out of it.”

“I’m fine, darling. I was just really in need of your touch,” she said as I held her with my right hand and she sucked on the thumb of my left, “especially since I couldn’t enjoy it properly last time.” Goddamn she’s sexy, but it seems to be just what I thought.

“Rarity, are you in heat?” I asked outright.

“Is it really that obvious?” she asked playfully as she slid off of my lap and sat in front of my crotch, “But it seems you have just the thing I need to calm down.”

“Maybe later,” I said as I stood up and walked around her, “I just realized I’ve got a lot of work to do.”

“W-wait, Alex! Don’t-”

“Relax,” I said as I gently rubbed her cheek, “just come to the castle as soon as possible and I’ll take care of you.”

“I’ll be right over then!” she said as she quickly moved past me, left the room, and I heard her climb the stairs. I followed suit and left the room, quickly rejoining Celestia where I helped her to her hooves and opened the door for her.

“Done already?” she asked as she trotted past me and I followed her out.

“For now,” I answered as we headed back to the castle, “but I feel like I’m going to be pretty busy for a while.”

“How so?”

“Well, it looks like the town’s estrus cycle has hit,” I said as we walked through the empty streets.

“That explains where everypony is,” she replied as we passed by a house that I could have sworn was shaking as random sounds came from it and a pretty perverted scene played in my head.

“Ugh, Jesus,” I moaned as I rubbed my head, “someone’s going to be sore in the morning.”

“What was that?”

“I was just asking how long this usually lasts.”

“A week at most, if I remember correctly,” she answered as she closed her eyes in thought.

“You act like you haven’t been through it before,” I commented as I glanced at her, amazed at how she could walk with her eyes closed.

“Oh, well I have, but it’s been a long time since I’ve let myself experience it. Being the sole ruler of a nation doesn’t let you have a lot of time to yourself.”

“I get it. Well, since you’ve got Luna, you don’t have to hold back. I’m sure it’s not healthy.”

“As long as you agree to help me,” she said as she smiled seductively at me.

“Of course. Wouldn’t miss it for the world, cause I kinda want you to rock mine,” I replied, making her giggle at my cheesy line.

“Well, you don’t have to wait for that then,” she purred into my ear, making me turn and kiss her.

“I want you so bad right now,” I practically growled.

“I feel the same, but we’re almost, home…” she faded out as she looked forward.

“What?” I asked as I followed her line of sight and found a large mob of ponies standing outside the door of my castle, “I knew it.”

“There he is!” someone shouted when we were about fifty feet away from the crowd. Once everyone’s eyes focused on me, the furry mass moved towards us, quickly surrounding me and ignoring their princess. They started hounding me immediately, asking for sex in the most round about ways as the ones closet kept touching and rubbing me. Despite the cool autumn breeze blowing on my bare skin, I felt myself heat up pretty quickly as the surrounding ponies backed off and quickly bowed. Without even looking at the source of the mob's fear, I addressed them.

“Hey, everypony, stand up. I want to get a look at all your beautiful… and handsome faces,” I said and they all did as instructed without speaking, “now, I can guess why you’re all here and I’ll be willing to listen and comply with your many wishes. But before I can do that, I need to have a word with the princess and clean myself up. So why don’t you all come inside and we’ll get you squared away.” With that, I walked through the throng of ponies and up to the door that I opened all the way and let everypony in.

When I walked in, there was music booming through the lobby, making me bob my head instinctively, but I stopped when I saw Velvet racing up to me and sparing no time for hellos. Snapping my fingers, I turned down the music so I could hear her.

“Sir, all these ponies started showing up and I did not know what to do, so I kept them outside! But then I thought you would want to speak with them, so I hooved out numbers and made a list of who wants to speak with you.”

“Oh, great. That’ll make this a lot easier,” I said as I moved past her towards my study, “try to keep them calm and have them line up by my study.”

“Yes, Sir,” she said before leaving and starting to speak to the huge crowd.

“And now, you and I,” I said as glanced at Celestia, “are going to have a little talk.”

“Yes, let’s,” she said before trotting past me and leading the way to the study. Within a minute, we were inside the room and sitting down. I sat at my desk with my hands folded in front of my face with my eyes closed as I thought of a way to start the conversation.

“So, Princess,” I started, using her title to convey how serious I was being, “we seem to have a little problem.”

“That we do,” she replied simply, making me open my eyes and see her staring right back at me with an even expression.

“At least we seem to be on the same page, so I’ll lead,” I said before pausing to gather my thoughts, “… correct me if I’m wrong but, you seem to be a, jealous pony.”

“Wha- me? Jealous?!” she said in an offended tone that made me raise a brow, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Well, I guess we’re not on the same page then,” I sighed as I leaned back in my seat, “so I’m just gonna be straight with you. Celestia, I’m the Prince of Lust; because of that, I’m going to deal with a lot of things that have to do with sex, and because of that, I am going to have sex with a few different ponies. So I’m gonna need you to not freak out every time I do or you hear I do.”

“I do not freak out,” she pouted as she looked away, “I just get a little irritated.”

“Yeah, so irritated that you almost killed someone,” I pointed out, making her flinch.

“That was different.”

“Not by much. Now, I get that you care about me,” I said and she looked at me with sad eyes, “a lot, but just like you do your duty of taking care of Equestria, I now have to do my duty and help out those in sexual need, as creepy as that sounds.”

“B-but,” she stuttered as she tried to figure out what to say, “w-what if somepony else takes you away from me?”

“No one’s doing that, especially after that little display outside,” I said, making her look down at her hooves sadly. With a sigh, I got up and sat next to her on the couch and pulled her close.

“You’re right,” she said after a moment of silence, “I am jealous; jealous and afraid. I’m jealous that other mares seem to be so much closer to you than I am, and I’m afraid that you’ll end up preferring them over me.”

“Oh, silly Celly,” I said as I rubbed her neck, “let me explain something to you that you’ve seemed to forget. What does your cutie mark mean?”

“…Well, it means that my special talent is the power to move the sun,” she answered quietly.

“Eh, I don’t think so,” I said as I patter her mark, “I think it means you’re a bright mare with the beauty of the sun, who happens to have the power to control it. Now, what does Twilight’s cutie mark mean?”

“That she has powerful magic and the potential for much more.”

“That’s part of it. I think hers means that she’s smart, has potential, and is as brilliant as a shining star, and just so happens to have strong magic. See what I’m saying?”

“…I’m afraid I don’t.”

“Well, it’s simple really. Remember what I told you when we first met? That you have to be able to be able to see your own beauty?” she nodded with a small smile, “Well, I meant that in two ways. The first being your outward beauty, which is stunning by the way, but the other was your inner beauty; the things that make you, you. It’s those things that are unique to only you that I find beautiful and attract me to you. Just like Twilight has her own beautiful things about her that I like, you do too, and that’s what would keep me from falling for other ponies. So to put is simply, I love you because you’re you.”

“…You love me?” she asked, making me freeze and rewind in my head what I just said. I was silent for a moment before I let out a sigh.

“Yeah, I guess I d-” I quickly silenced by her lips wrapping around mine with an intensity that I’d never felt from her before. It only lasted a second, but it was long enough for me to understand her feelings before she pulled back and I saw tears rolling down her cheeks. With a soft smile, I pulled her into a hug as she let out the rest of her tears.

“I’ve waited for so long for somepony to say that,” she said softly into my shoulder, “thank you.”

“No problem,” I said as she pulled away and stared into my eyes. We sat motionless as we stared at each other for who knows how long before a knock made us jump and remind me what I was in the middle of doing.

“So no more being jealous, right?” I asked as we stood up and walked to the door.

“I can’t promise that, but I’ll at least let you work,” she said as she gave a smile.

“There you go. Just remember that this is a job for me, and while I do care about my citizens, duty comes before feelings. In this case at least,” I said before opening the door and kissing her in front of all the lined up ponies, “see ya later tonight.”

“Of course,” she replied sweetly as she trotted down the hall with a noticeable bounce in her step.

“Alright,” I said as I turned and looked at the long line of mares with a stallion or two, “who’s first?” So, the rest of the day went as expected. I met with ponies, heard their sex requests and wrote it down, sorted them by fetish, and told them what general time to come back at. A lot of the requests were pretty tame; simple sex with maybe some dirty talk, but there were a few that had some pretty extreme fetishes that I either wasn’t into, or couldn’t put together at such short notice. One mare wanted to be gangbanged by at least two of me and a griffon, and I told her I could at the very most do the one griffon, if she didn’t mind it being a female. She said she didn’t as long as she had a strap on and we made up for the lack of guys, which I assured her, I could.

At one point, there was this stallion that said he wasn’t gay, but liked taking it up the ass. I asked if he was down for Rosewing taking care of him and he was all for it. Right after him, another stallion came and said he was gay, but didn’t like taking it up the butt. Being only somewhat uncomfortable talking about it, I asked if he knew the guy ahead of him and if he didn’t mind fucking him. He said no to both, so I devised a plan that would satisfy them both while leaving the one’s sexuality in tact. Why these two even showed up, I have no idea, but I didn’t question them.

When the ponies started thinning out around three, some of the mane six started showing up. First was Rarity who went to my room to take care of my clothes after saying she wanted regular sex. After her, Applejack trotted in embarrassedly and asked for me to give it to her hard, but not rough. Then came Fluttershy who said she wanted it as dirty as possible, and gave me the most confused boners ever because of the perverted things coming from her cute and innocent mouth. Some time later, Pinkie Pie appeared and said she just wanted it up the butt again as she squeezed the life out of me saying how happy she was I was better. She offered to throw me a party, but I regretfully declined as I explained how busy I was going to be.

By the time Velvet let me know the first ponies started showing up, Twilight and Rainbow made an appearance at the same time with one really happy to see me, and the other just mildly enthused.

“Hey you two. How’s tricks?” I asked when they sat down in my study.

“Pretty good actually,” Rainbow answered proudly, making me snort.

“Heh, really?” I asked with a smirk and raised brow, “The tricks you’re turning are going well?”

“Of course they are, I’m awesome!” she said as she puffed out her chest.

“Yes you are, Rainbow. Anyway, you two need anything?”

“Can’t we just come and see you?” Twilight asked sounding slightly hurt.

“Of course, I’m just a little busy with other ponies today who all had the same business with me, so I figured you did too,” I answered as I scribbled on some paper.

“Business?” Twilight repeated before going silent for a moment, “…Y-you mean… sex?”

“That’s right,” I answered as I finished writing and looked up at the two blushing faces, “so do you two need me for that or…”

“N-no! Of course not!” Rainbow answered slower than I expected her to, “Somepony as awesome as me, doesn’t even have an estrus cycle to slow her down!”

“A-and I’m fine,” Twilight answered as she kept her head down, “my magic keeps me under control.”

“Okay, well I don’t have a lot of time right now, so let me know when you want to hang out,” I said as I got up and headed for the door, “if things go the way I think they will, we won’t be able to at all this week, but if some disaster happens, feel free to hit me up. Sorry.”

“It’s okay,” Twilight said as she and Rainbow got up and followed me out of the study, “sorry for bothering you.”

“You’re not bothering me. If anything, I’m bothering you by making you leave as soon as you got here,” I replied as we headed for the lobby and found Chrysalis and her Changelings coming from another hall, “ah, perfect timing. Hey, Chrys!”

“Chrys?” she repeated as our two groups approached each other, “Who said you can call me that?”

“Uh, no one. I was just trying to be friendly,” I said as I felt the air around us tense up.

“Well, don’t. Now what do you want?”

“Well, I first wanted to say: nice choice of music. It’s strangely fitting for you,” I said as I snapped my fingers and my phoned materialized before dropping into my hand, “secondly: I’m sure you’ve noticed all the ponies that came and went earlier.”

“Yes, we were able to feed on their love for you, so that was nice,” she replied as she and the five behind her licked their black lips, “can we look forward to more anytime soon?”

“Yep, a lot more. They’re all coming back right about now, so you’ll get your main course in a bit. And it goes without saying that if you want to get close to them, you’ll need disguises, so don’t go scaring my guests.”

“Yes, yes. We know,” she replied with a roll of her green eyes, “we won’t hurt your precious ponies. Unless they-”

“No,” I interrupted with a stern voice, “there is no ‘unless.’ You don’t hurt them, and I won’t need to hurt you. Got it?” There was a tense moment of silence as the Changeling queen glared at me as her drones buzzed angrily and the two behind me got into battle stances.

“…Fine,” Chrysalis said as she released her gaze and her Changelings calmed down, “I won’t do anything, but I’m almost tempted to just to see what you’ll do.”

“All I can say is you won’t like it,” I replied before flashing her a smile, “but other than that, relax and feel free to join in.”

“I think not,” she said as she started to walk past me, “but we will put our plan into action tomorrow.”

“Yeah, about that,” I said weakly as I scratched my head, making her stop and look back at me, “that might have to wait until next week.”

“And why is that?” she asked as she turned around and walked up to me, the irritation in her voice very obvious.

“Well, as I just found out, the whole town’s in heat. That’s why so many ponies showed up, and they’re probably going to keep coming back all week, so I won’t have time to-”

“WHAT?!” she exclaimed, making me flinch and reel back as she flashed me her fangs, “You said you would help me!”

“Yeah, I did!” I said meekly as I wiped the spit from my face, “And I will… just not anytime soon. So just take this week to relax and prep yourself. I promise I’ll take care of you when it’s all over.”

“…I won’t forget,” she hissed before whipping her head away and stomping down the hall.

“Sheesh, she definitely needs to relax,” I said as I turned and continued towards my room, being sure to take the longer way to avoid my guests.

“What plan is she talking about, Alex?” Twilight asked, making me tense up as she trotted up to my left.

“Yeah, you’re not helping her take over Equestria, are you?” Rainbow asked as she floated on my right.

“No, of course not,” I answered with a weak smile, “I’m just, uh… helping her revive her dying race?”

“What?!” the two exclaimed in unison.

“Calm down! I made her promise to not take over Equestria when her kids are born!” I explained.

“Kids?” Twilight repeated as she thought for a second, “Wait, that means you have to have…”

“What is it, Twi?” Rainbow asked, the subtle hints Twilight and I’s words gave flying right over her head.

“For Chrysalis to have more Changelings, she has to give birth to them since she’s the queen. And the only way for a mare to give birth is for her to have… intimate relations with a stallion,” she explained with a blush.

“Intimate relations?” Rainbow repeated, the words bouncing around in her head for a moment before blushing when she realized what they meant, “…O-oh.”

“Yeah, and because only an alicorn has enough magic for her to get pregnant, I’m her only option. So she pretty much has no choice but to listen to me,” I said confidently as I folded my arms, “there’s no other way for her to get my essence but to sleep with me.”

“So she only needs your… s-semen?” Twilight asked meekly.

“Yeah, why?”

“Aren’t you about to sleep with a bunch of mares?”

“Yeah.”

“Which means you’re probably going to climax a lot, right?”

“…Yeah.”

“So your semen will be readily available, and if I remember correctly, all over the place,” she said as her blush increased.

“…Shit,” I mumbled before taking off down the hall, “Fuck, fuck, fuck!”

“What’s wrong?” Rainbow asked as she easily kept up with me, “Can’t you just hold it in or something?” If this situation wasn’t so serious, I’d totally laugh at that and assume some things about her.

“No, I can’t. Out of all the things I think I have in this castle, I’m pretty sure condoms isn’t one of them,” I explained as I raced towards my room, “I’m gonna be upset if I don’t. Safe sex is one of the few things beaten into me by my parents when I was young.”

“They beat you to teach you a lesson?” Rainbow asked, horrified.

“Well, yeah, once. And I sure as hell learned after that. Though I haven’t really put any of that into practice as long as I’ve been here. Oh, Velvet!” I said as I reached the doors of my room and found Velvet counting the mares lined up outside of it.

“Ah, just in time, Sir. They’re starting to get impatient,” she said as I could feel the air become warm and moist.

“Alright, but hold them off for just a little longer. I need to look for something in my room,” I said as I opened the door to said room, “mind helping me out, Rainbow?”

“I guess,” she said before floating in and looking around before I closed the door.

“Alright, search the place. There has to be some around here somewhere!” I said and she sped off to a corner of the room and started looking. I started flipping the pillows in the conversation pit when a voice called my name.

“Alex, what’s the matter?” Rarity’s voice asked, making me look up and find her wearing one of my button down shirts as she floated another in her magic that had holes in the back.

“Just looking for something,” I answered as I looked past her at the open closet she had to have come from before my eyes snapped to the one next to it, “oh, fucking duh.” I quickly hopped up and over to the door that unlocked when I put my hand on the knob and turned.

“Yo, Rainbow! They’re probably in here,” I called over my shoulder as I opened the door and walked into the dark closet. When I felt Rainbow’s presence behind me, I snapped my fingers and turned on the lights, blinding me for a second before my mouth dropped open at the sheer size of the room we were in.

“T-that’s a lot of stuff,” Rainbow commented as she too gawked at the huge warehouse-like space filled with all kinds of sex objects and toys.

“Like a kid in a toy store,” I mumble to myself before shaking my head and remembering what I was doing, “alright, look around. And just to confirm, you know what condoms are, right?”

“What? O-of course I do!” she answered with a blush before flying off.

“Okay,” I muttered before checking the shelf next to me. A few minutes went by without any luck before Rainbow returned with a box in her hooves.

“You found some?” I asked as I looked at the box.

“Y-yeah,” she answered weakly, making me raise a brow at her before taking the box and opening it. To my surprise, they actually were condoms and not something else entirely.

“You are the best, Rainbow. Thanks,” I said with a friendly smile before heading out of the closet, “so, you don’t have to stay anymore.”

“Uh, a-alright,” she replied as she followed me out of the closet that automatically closed and locked behind her, “but, uh…”

“What’s up?” I asked as I sifted through the box, making sure the sizes were all the same.

“I-I could help you out. I-if you want,” she said as coolly as she could.

“Alright, well since you’re so awesome and aren’t in heat right now, why don’t you help Velvet keep everyone calm?” I suggested as I opened the door.

“A-alright,” she said in a defeated tone as she floated past me.

“Thanks, and I know you’re not in heat, but that offer still stands,” I said with a smirk, making her blush hard and quickly close the door.

“You must stop teasing her, darling,” Rarity spoke up, making me turn around and find her stepping out of my closet again with my shirt still on her, “a mare can only take so much.”

“Yeah, but her reactions are too funny and cute. Anyway, it’s about time I get to work,” I said as I walked up to her, “and just because I like you, you can be first.”

“How lucky of me,” she said before I picked her up and carried her to the pit.

“Was that sarcasm?” I asked as I laid her down gently.

“Of course not,” she replied as I kneeled over her and she ran a hoof down my chest, “I’m just pleased I get to taste your unsoiled stallionhood first.”

“Well, it’s all yours,” I said before kissing her, “for the next few minutes.” I’m pretty sure I saw something flash through her eyes when I said that, but it was quickly washed away when we got down to business. When we were done and she left my room on shaky legs, I stepped outside and looked at the long line of giddy mares that were literally dripping with excitement and impatience as I tied off my used and full rubber.

“Put this somewhere safe and get someone to mop up when this is over, “I said to Velvet who nodded and floated the milky balloon from me before I waved to the mare at the front of the line, “next?”

Author's Notes:

Thank god for spring break, but fuck god for still having to work. So I wanted to do something with the girls being in heat, cause how could I not, but then halfway through I realized how boring it would be to write about each day. So, there's probably going to be a time skip at some point, but I'll let y'all imagine what happened to Alex over the course of the week, and for all you and I know, it could have happened. I want to try and bring Trish back and make that a whole thing, but as of right now, I got nothing, so suggest something so I can steal it and not give credit.