Green's Adventures: Saga 1 - Ponyville
Chapter 3: Spike and the Temple of Doof
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Spike and the Temple of Doof
Green was walking towards Twilight's house. He made up his mind on what to do next. "Time to play Matchmaker Cupid" he thought to himself as he knocked on the door. Spike opened the door and was about to say hello only to be silenced by Green's hoof in the dragon's mouth. "Shh..." Green said as he entered, then closed the door. He took his hoof from Spike's mouth.
"What's the plan, chief?" Spike asked as he wiped his mouth. The dragon had a crush on Rarity and would basically do ANYTHING for her. I found out through Rarity that she wants a special jewel from Doof Cave, but is too busy to get it herself. She stated she would be "ever so grateful" if somepony got it for her. I thought I'd help them both. "Here's the Plan..." Green said his plan for the two to get the jewel and for Spike to give it to Rarity, in turn to ask for a date with Spike.
"All right. So I'll get supplies ready," Spike said but was surprised to find Green had already gone to the trouble to pack for the trip. "How far is the cave, anyway?" He asked.
"It's right where the BIG dragon used to be, but at the foot of the mountain." Spike jumped on his back. Green opened the door and they headed out.
"Where are you two going?" asked Twilight, who appeared in the doorway.
"Be back in a few hours!" Spike shouted as Green picked up the pace. Twilight rolled her eyes as she closed the door.
"Here it is," Green said as they stared at a cave; it was shorter than the Dragon's cave, but big nonetheless. "It says here it's not hard to find," Green continued, looking at a map; the distance between entrance and Treasure. Spike, though brave thinking of dating Rarity, felt a chilling feeling in the wind.
"Let's go!" they shouted as they entered the cave. The cave was like any old cave; stalagmites and stalactites in tact. No bats was a surprising acceptance due to Green growing up on Batman. Not surprisingly, the jewel was on a pedestal. "It's so...so...big," Spike uttered, watering at the mouth only to slap himself to focus on the task at hand. The jewel wasn't as big as predicted, but was hefty enough to make Watermelons look lightweight. Spike hoped off his back as Green went for the Jewel. He carefully placed it on his back as they headed back the way they came. "Why was that difficult again?" asked Green, sarcastically. "Please, the only danger was Poison Joke near the beginning, which you ate and can't be affected due to..."
"Thick scales, Yes," Spike finished. The cave was really old, so security wasn't the best feature. They exited the cave and headed back to Ponyville.
"Oh, Rarity. I've got something for you," Spike said sweetly, thinking about the date. The Jewel was behind him and Green was hiding on the opposite side of Carousel Boutique. The door opened to reveal Rarity.
"Welcome to Carousel Boutique. How may I help..." Rarity opened her eyes to see the Jewel. She had wide eyes and her mouth wide open.
"I got the Jewel you asked for. I...ah" Spike was hit with a hug of great strength.
"THANK YOU! THANK YOU! A THOUSAND TIMES THANK YOU, SPIKE!" shouted Rarity as she leaned in to kiss him on the lips. Spike never pulled away. He gave in and returned the kiss. Rarity broke the kiss to check the Jewel. "WOW!" Spike said, eyes twitching and nose puffing smoke. "Oh yeah!" Spike pulled himself together and walked over to Rarity. "Rarity. Will you go on a date with me?" he asked.
"Of course I will. How's tonight sound?" Rarity surprised us all with that response.
"Really?" Spike asked, heart pumping.
"Yes...and I haven't been honest with you, Spike. I...love you too," Rarity said, blushing suddenly as she leaned in to kiss Spike again. It went on longer than before. Rarity once again broke the kiss as she then placed the Jewel on her back and headed to her home. "So, how's 6:00pm?" Rarity asked.
"Okay..." Spike replied as Rarity went inside and closed the door. Spike then fainted.
"Hey.............S-Spike...............SPIKE!" shouted Green as Spike screamed.
"Watch it will yeah....." Spike started as he recalled what happened 5 minutes ago.
"How did it go?" Green asked.
"She kissed me twice.....admitted that she loves me.............and were going on a date at 6:00pm. YES!" Spike shouted.
"That went way better than I expected...." Green said.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH, GREEN!!!!" Spike shouted as he hugged Green for a minute.
"No problem, Spike. Happy to Help," replied Green. Spike than said he's going home to prepare for his date. He thanked Green again before cheering loudly when he went home. Green took flight, reflecting on the events that transpired. He still had more plans to make and goals to achieve.
"Achievement get: Matchmaker."
Next time on Green's Adventures in Ponyville:
Fluttershy and Big Macintosh get Together
The Path splits and
a Doctor makes a House Call.
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