Distructinator Tales: Equestria Girls
Chapter 1: The Best Sleepover Ever Part 1
"TWILIGHT!"Distructinator shouted as he stood at Twilight Sparkle's front door.He knew she was having a party in there and he found it funny how she tried to hide that fact even when he heard her ask the others to come.
"TWILIGHT!...TWILIGHT!...TWILIGHT." He then noticed that many of the other houses that accompanied the suburban street now all had their lights on so he then decided to use the doorbell. so he could avoid future problems.
The thing was that he knew they could hear him but for some reason they are just deciding to ignore him.So if he couldn't get them to come out by yelling at them he might as well annoy them until they surrender.He then rang the door bell once,then twice,then five times,then seventeen times,and then non-stop.
Eventually after a continues stream of a loud ringing noise blaring through the house, the noise of the wooden door being unlocked from the other side, became very audible.Then after a few more seconds of waiting the door finally opened to him showing the face of one furious purple haired girl on the other side.
After taking a few deep breaths Twilight finally managed to calm herself before saying "What do you want." In a the calmest voice she could muster.
"Can i come in?" Distructinator said before nearly laughing at how pissed she was.Twilight then looked at him with a look of confusion on her face . Distructinator was never really one that enjoyed parties especially when it came to being enclosed in a condensed area with a small amount of people.She could only think of one reason as to why he would want to join her and her friends on their weekly sleepover parties.
"He's planning something..." she thought to herself as she leaned against the wall on her front porch.
"And why should I let you in to my house" she asked to see if he had any true reason why. Distructinator then looked around a little as he tried to remember why he was actually here.
"Well I've just been pretty bored this weekend and I want to spent some time with my friends.Is there really anything wrong with that."He then put on the cutest smile he could muster in a miserable attempt to earn her immediate trust.
Twilight then proceeded to look over his body to see if he had brought any items of war.She looked over his outfit which was a black jacket with some red stripes on it along with a pair of Navy blue jeans.Then she noticed the small Duffel bag that was slumped over his right shoulder.
"What's in your little bag there."she said before pointing towards his black and red bag.
"Oh just some medicine,a bit of food,a few cans of soda,and some animal food." He said as he pulled out some items from his bag.
"Why do you have animal food with you."she asked.
"Well me and Flutters had a deal a few days ago and I lost a bet."He said as he pulled a can of Cat food from his bag.
"Alright I guess you can come in but if you try anything I will blast you right in to the Alometric Dimension.And you know i can."
Distructinator then proceeded to enter Twilight's home.When he first entered her home months ago he had expected to see golden walls,divine fountains,and some fancy food in her fridge but instead he was met with a standard boring house.You would think with her being a magical horse god from another world she would at least bring a few crystals with her or something.Instead she bought a boring house,in a boring neighborhood, in a boring town.Then to top it off she bought a Moped, a freaking Moped.Then every weekday she rides it all the way to school and parks it in the middle of the street because
I don't know where to park in a parking lot.-Twilight Sparkle 2015
Okay stop...back to the story...
After Distructinator entered the boring lame shi humble abode he immediately went to the kitchen where he knew the girls where located since he had seen their silhouettes through the window when he was approaching the house earlier.After he entered the food factory he caught sight of the other six house quests.
He was really surprised that they all had managed to show up as well. Applejack had a bunch of chores which limits her time to mingle with others,Pinkie usually had to tend to a lot of customers on weekends since Sugar Cube corner was always open,Flutters had to tend to her pets which she has a lot of,and Rarity is always coming up with new designs or whatever.Honestly only Rainbow and Sunset where at every party since Rainbow procrastinates all the time and Sunset finishes everything early.
Anyhow they where clearly engaged in a creative talk since they hadn't noticed him when he entered the room.So to help them notice his presence he then sat at the very head of the dining table and clapped very loudly thus drawing their attention directly over to him.
"Alright..." Distructinator thought to himself with an evil smirk plastered across his face."Now is my time.I drove two miles,yelled Twily's name for a few minutes,and now i have entered her home.It's time to take this party apart piece by piece.First off though I must introduce myself as if i am higher than them..."
"Hi!" He said to the six girls as Twilight came around the corner.
"Oh gosh Twilight we told you to not let him in..."said Applejack in a moody tone which had Distructinator pretty surprised.
"Applejack don't be so rude."said Flutter Shy who had been great friends with Distructinator for a long amount of time."Oh come on Flutters you know he's just here to pull some stunt like he did at the Fall Formal.Which by the way ruined the dress granny Smith gave me."
"Oh Applejack the dress was torn up beyond recognition when the punch was dumped all over you."He said after he rolled his eyes.
"Well your the one who ripped up with the lamp"
"Don't forget when he smacked me with a rotten Tomato"said Rainbow Dash in anger."And it happened right in front of Soarin.Do you know how embarrassed i was.
"Oh dear you think you had it bad."Rarity said to both of them. "He got took my phone and just threw it in the pool.I mean sure it was waterproof but it was still very rude of you."
"Okay I get it i was a little rude at the Fall Formal" Distructinator said in retaliation against the girls onslaught of criticism.
"A little?!"said Twilight in a jerky manor. "When Derpy won the crown you ran up to her,grabbed the crown from her,drove home with it,set it on fire,recorded it burning,and then you sent it to her with the title "Deal With It".
"Hey now I apologized to her once i realized how messed up it was and she didn't even care.She said that it was just a piece of metal with some fancy plastic jewels and that she would have just thrown it away anyway."
"That doesn't change the fact that you did it to be mean." said Flutter Shy I a quiet voice
"Okay I get it.But girls that was months ago and I was just very random back then.I still am random actually but that's not my point. Cuz girls I didn't come here to ruin your dresses,smack you with rotten Tomatoes,or burn the house down.I came here to have fun with my friends and i swear to god this sleepover is one you will all remember me for."
And then he smacked Rainbow Dash with a rotten Banana.