The Longest Trollfic Ever

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Chapter 14: OUT OF THE TUNDRA PART 2

OUT OF THE TUNDRA PART 2

Now that the ponies were at the base of the mountain, it was time for them to make there way back to Ponyville. 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They were going to have a tough time making it out of the tundra. The snow was beating down upon them as they walked across the cold, icy floor, leaving the bloody mountain filled with the carcasses of penguins behind them. Out of nowhere a giant slug sprung from the depths of the snowy hell and confronted the ponies.

"RAWR!" it yelled.

"RWAR!" yelled Twilight back.

The slug knew no such word, nor did it know empathy. With a swift movement, the slugs head came crashing down upon the ponies.

OH NO!" yelled them. They is sooooo dedz. The ponies ran for there life but they was all like, oh em gee we eez gonna die. And the slug was all like, "Hehe u iz right u iz gon die!"

As the head of the giant slug crashed upon the ponies, but just before it did Twilight used her magicks to teleport her and her friends out of harms way.

"NOOOOOOO!" yelled the slug, and he dissipated into sand.

"Sand party!" yelled Pinkie Pie. And so it was.

Moving along, the ponies continued their trek through the extremely cold tundra. They did not know if they were going to make it or not. Only time would tell.

Meanwhile, back at the mountain, Rainbow Dashes dead body was reincarnated, and she became a zombie. WHAT A TWIST. Zombie Dash slowly limped down the mountain in search of her friends, who deserted her restless soul when they did not bury Zombie Dash's body.

Twilight threw the football. Pinkie Pie made a hard turn to the right, losing her defender and caught the ball. She put a hoof out and blocked Applejack from tackling her, and then broke a tackle by Rarity before galloping down for a touchdown. TOUCHDOWN yelled the announcer. They made the extra point and got up seven points. At this point AJ is fucking furious so she turns into her robot form and uses her super speed to score a return touchdown. What a beast.

Back at the mountain Zombie Dash continues to limp down the mountain.

Fluttershy took the animals she had gathered and used the stare on them. "Hop on," she said.

The ponies each hopped on to a different bear, preparing to ride it. They kicked their hooves into the bears' backs and off into the sunset they rode. So majestic.

Back on the mountain Zombie Dash continued to limp her way down the mountain.

Twilight fired the last spell, destroying the bear.

"Stupid bears, thought they could eat us." Twilight spit on their dead bodies. The ponies continued on.

"Oh shit," said Fluttershy, "They're coming."

The ground began to rumble.

"PENGUINS!" yelled Twilight. From beyond a hill an army of penguins emerged, waddling at full speed towards the ponies.

"Should we run?" asked Rarity.

"No," said Twilight solemly, turning so that the camera could only capture a 3/4's view of her face, "We stand and fight."

The penguins came closer, the ponies holding their ground.

"Get ready," said Rarity.

"I am ready," said Applejack.