So Twalot and hur frends went into the plateua and dey went straight through dat shit like it was their cutie mark.  After a while of just trucking through the plateaus the ponies finally made it out on the other side.  They did not encounter any mosters whilst traveling through the plateaus because they did not harbor and monsters from which could attack the poor little ponies.  

The Tundra was cold, not just any sort of cold but really cold, almost as cold as an ice cream cone in a freezer.  But not as cold as the North Pole.  After a few moments the ponies had to whip out their jackets like "BAM, CHECK OUT MA JACKET BISHES."

Twilight was gettin pretty cold so she put on her jacket and tightened it the fuck up, but she was too cold still.  Her teeth started to chatter while she made a low humming sound due to the cold.  Since her teeth were chattering, it broke up the hum every half second.  It sounded like this:

"Brr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr rr."

And as they trucked farther into the tundra, it only got colder.  Snow was literally everywhere.  Twilight's teeth started to chatter even faster.  Now her "brrr"ing sounded liek dis:

"Br r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r 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r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r rRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

And dat is exactly what it sounded like.  Twalot was basically doin dis the entire time dey were goin to through the tunra.  Do notz forget, the tundra is quite dangerous.  The ponies were just walking through the land when OMFG an armadillo rolled out of a cave that was just chillin nearby.  

"Wh- o o o o o o o o ar r r r r r r e y o o o o o o ou u u u u u" said Twilight, her teeth chattering like there was no tomorrow.

"I am armadillo," said the armadillo. He was actually a snow armadillo, how wonderful.  He walkeded up to da ponies and said,"do you like churros?"

"What's a churro?" said Applejack.

"It's a mexican dessert," said the snow armadillo.  "It's fuckin delicious."

"No I've never had one," said Applejack.

"THEN DIE!!!" yelled the snow armadillo.

Without warning, the snow armadillo sprinted forward and turned into a ball.  In ball form, he was a fuckin badass.  The ponies jumped out of the way when he came a'rollin towards them.  

"OH NO O O O O O O O O O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O 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OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OO O O O O O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Chatterlight.  Her damn teeth would not stop chatterin up a storm.  She jumped out of the way just as the armadillo was about to hit her, omg how actiony.  Den, Rarity was a total badflank and jumped into the sky.  When she descended she had her hoof stuck out in front of her.  She puncheded the mean ol' armadillo into the face and he said "ow" and den he run away like a little baby.  

"Lol suck it bitch," said Rarity.  Then, all of a suddenz, the armadillo camed back, but this time with frends.  He brought his friend snow armadillos to beat da shit outta da ponies.  

"Oh noes," said Rarity.  She ranned for her fuckedin life.  The armadillow turnded into ball form and rolled toward the ponies.

"Eat a churro!" they siad..  The ponies jumped out of the way like da ninjas.

"Let's do this," said Rainbow Dash.   She flew into the sky and den flew back down.  When she hit the ground it made big explosion.

BOOm

All of da armadillos died, but da ponies lived because they had the special pony powers dat protects dem from the splosion that Rainbow Dash causes.  

"Glad dat's over," said Pinkie Pie.  

The ponies continued to trek forward into the tundra, a long journey ahead of them as they came closer and closer to their once distant goal of the mountain, and then the persiliance.  

"Want dat shit so fuckin bad," said Twilight.  

"Churros," said Pinkie PIe.