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It's A Screwed Up Life

by Autum Breeze
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Life can become very confusing when you go from working in a factory to waking up as a pony with Choas Magic. Wait. Did I say confusing? I meant FUN!
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Cover art from HERE

Edit 14/3/2019: Had to remove the Drama tag because I wasn't allowed to save edits to the description due to too many tags due to the new rules.

I was enjoying a quiet day at work, when I suddenly find myself in what I can only describe as what a person high on drugs would see, before a blinding rainbow light slams into me and knocks me unconscious.

Upon awakening, I find something very off, not only about my surroundings, but myself. For one, I seem to have become a small horse and a female one at that.

I also seem to be in a forest of some kind. Hang on. Is this the Everfree?

Oh, great. What do i do now?

Well, having powers on par with a Chaos Lord certainly might come in handy. Let's see what i can do with them, shall we?


Sex tag for sexual references and teen for teen reasons, plus a lot crass swearing.

And, just be warned, that random tag is serious. Random shit will happen in this fic, so be wary of that when entering and DO NOT expect anything to just be normal at any point.


In Popular Stories 31/12/2015. What a way to end the year!

Featured 24/7/2016. Okay. Honest to God did not see that coming.

Featured again 31/7/2016. Wait. What?

Featured 5/8/2016. Someone's pulling my leg here, right?

Featured again 26/8/2016. No. Wait. WHAT?


Despite everything, got Featured 16/2/2017. Just hope the next update does this justice

In Featured 2/07/2017. Um... How? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but... how?!

Seriously? Featured 23/7/2017?

Featured 28?7/2017. .... Um, HOW?

Featured 4/8/2017. Wait, HOW?

Teen
Incomplete
Random
Comedy
Slice of Life
Sex

249,360 words: Estimated 1 Day, 3 Hours to read: [Cache]

61 Chapters:

  1. I Been Screwed [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,309
  2. Looking Back On the Past [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,065
  3. Family Reunion. Fun Times... well, for me, Anyway. [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    1,703
  4. The Filly Floating on the Clouds without Wings. Wait, WHAT? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,558
  5. Pretty Pink Ponies Pranking Ponyville... trying saying that five times fast [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,728
  6. Meeting Mischief Makes Mayhem... well, it ends up near it, at least. [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,611
  7. The Learning Curveball [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,031
  8. Crusaders Call Chaos and— Oh, Buck! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,963
  9. Humanity’s Lucky I Ain’t Discord part 1 [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,445
  10. Humanity’s Lucky I Ain’t Discord part B [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,784
  11. My Very First Nightmare Night. Guess Pip and I have Something in Common [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,244
  12. We’re Sisters and We’re Gonna Have Fun, Got It? We’re Family. Your Family Matters [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,084
  13. Humanity’s Lucky I Ain’t Discord part Gamma [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,612
  14. Protection from the Moon’s Guard on the Eve of Hearth's. Sounds too poetic for this fic, don't it? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,908
  15. The Chaos of a Bootstrap Paradox [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    5,107
  16. Fun With the Canterlot Upper Class (Extended Version) [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,767
  17. Two Hearts to Mend; Talk About a Brain Bend.... Okay, that was lame. I’m the Princess of Chaos; you’d think I could come up with something better than that! [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,205
  18. Don’t Worry, I Didn’t Lose my Head [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    1,302
  19. Justice is Served. I'll have mine Medium-Rare [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,787
  20. You Bugs Really Bug Me [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,895
  21. The Empire has Hidden Secrets. Hidden by Me, that Is. [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,284
  22. Family Matters. Complicated Doesn’t Cover It [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,094
  23. Let the Shipping begin... Nopony Said This was Gonna Be Easy [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    5,009
  24. Sometimes, Ya Gotta Hate Dimensional Transitions [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,663
  25. Hitting the Human World for the First Time... as Far As anypony else (aside from Luna) knows, anyhow *wink* [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    8,519
  26. Joking Around with Daddy Discord [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,494
  27. Kicking Plot holes in the Plot hole [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,116
  28. Big City Blow Away and, Oh, What the Hay; have a Three Course Buffe [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,689
  29. Season 4... well, it’s not a bore [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,395
  30. Rock It. … What, you expected some big cool name for this chapter? I’m a being of Chaos, bugger off will…? Wait. Why the @#$% did I just…? Wait. Did I just get bleeped? Who the @#$% thinks they can bleep me?! [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,061
  31. Map to... Oh, you Gotta be Kidding me. [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    5,003
  32. Keep Daddy D From Doing Something Stupid? You Realize What You’re asking, Right? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,255
  33. The Bitch is Busted! [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,044
  34. Well... at least she’s out of our hair for now [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,246
  35. I finally free us from Spoiled... and I meet a pony who’s like a male version of her?! [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,845
  36. I never thought I could Make such a Horrible Mistake [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    5,270
  37. Her Actions Change Everything Each Time? Well, that’s both good and ANNOYING AS FUCK! [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,041
  38. Gonna Have to Thank Starlight for Letting me Vent Some Anger on Cheese Legs, even if not the Same One. [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,837
  39. Wow. Turns out Nightmare Moon is Really Stupid [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,181
  40. I Face A Part of my Past I Thought I Left behind… which fails to Understand how Chaos Magic Works, clearly [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,011
  41. I... I Wanna Be Mad at her… but the Adults are just as much to blame, here [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    1,767
  42. Reject Sailor Moon Villain vs Toei Hero Parody. Because why not? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,253
  43. Tying Up Loose Ends [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,183
  44. Blessed Moon is still going to be a Nightmare, isn’t she? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,802
  45. Um… I’m sure Altering the Past won’t go TOO badly… Right? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    1,764
  46. The Dragons Better Shape Up, or Else [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    7,175
  47. Whelp, Thanks for Stepping Up, Spike [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,588
  48. Long Term Stay and Screwy’s Come to Play [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    5,427
  49. All I wanted was a Nice, Quiet, Fun Week of Camp. Is that Really so much to ask? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    6,821
  50. So… do we Call it the Stone of Harmony, or What? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    6,294
  51. Cheese Legs, You Are SO Lucky I Encountered that Alternate You [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    6,901
  52. Screwball’s Adventure Into Beating Down a Dick [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    3,018
  53. This Is More Dangerous than Anyone Realized and... Why am I surprised, when Ponies have Proven Time and again How Stupid They Can Be? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    5,557
  54. They were alive THIS WHOLE TIME?! [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    5,268
  55. Ryoga's Ratted Out [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,114
  56. The Dragon Lord and the Changeling NOT fighting for the Crown [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    2,377
  57. How can Ponies be so Smart and yet so STUPID at the same time? [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    9,003
  58. Didn't I Come Here to RELAX?! [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    7,394
  59. I Leave Equestria for a Few Days, Just a Few Days and THIS is what I Come Back to?! [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    6,675
  60. Evil Has Many Names. Rainbow Dash Was Never One I Thought Possible To Be One [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    4,297
  61. Okay. That Explains SO MUCH of the Racism. Time I Change That. [Cache] Dec 30th, 2015
    8,517
Published Dec 30th, 2015
Last Update Jul 31st, 2021

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