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A different kind of distortion.

by ThatAverageDude

Chapter 3: Divine intervention

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Author's Notes:

Welcome back dudes and dudettes! So, I've decided to split this chapter up in two parts rather than one, which is why I updated so fast :P Also, this was edited by the amazing Electric Blade! You never realize how many little mistakes you make until someone else points them out for you. So thanks a lot my friend :D Enjoy!

''I love you,'' princess Cadence stated innocently to her little human, softly pressing her lips against his cheek in a kiss.

''Stop it, Candy,'' Thomas grumbled, trying his best to ignore the sweet mare next to him, and instead focus on his paperwork.

''I love you,'' the pink alicorn repeated again, giving his cheek a smooch just like she had done before.

''Mi Amore, please,'' the physiotherapist begged, unable to keep a smile from his face. ''How am I supposed to do my job?''

Cadence giggled sweetly at his desperation, batting her eyelashes at him flirtatiously. ''Just admit already that I love you, Thomas. I can do this all day if I really need to.''

The human playfully rolled his eyes at the reply. ''Please, Candy; that’s just the extra endorphins your pituitary gland has secreted into your system that are talking,'' he countered smoothly, his grin widening at the pout the alicorn made.

''Smartass,'' she retorted jovially, nuzzling her cheek with his. Cadence enjoyed the feeling of his bare skin against her own coat tremendously, while repeating the three words she'd been saying for the last five minutes once more: ''I love you.''

The princess' warm lips found the human's cheek again, and Thomas let out a tired groan, secretly enjoying the adorable affection Cadence displayed way more than he would like to admit.

''Alright, I give up, you win! You love me, now can you please let me do my work?'' he asked the pink mare, feigning annoyance before giving her a quick peck on the lips.

The alicorn purred, happily pressing her warm body against his own in response. ''Did I ever tell you how cute you are, Thomas?'' She growled seductively, slowly trailing a hoof to his crotch area.

However, just when Cadence was about to touch her prize, the human stopped her dead in her tracks, drawing the alicorn's attention to the papers in front of his desk. ''These need to be done, Candy, please. I'm already behind schedule as it is. When I'm finished, we can have some fun,'' he promised the pink princess, chuckling slightly at her disappointment.

'How can she be so attracted to me? She has a husband for crying out loud! But she wasn’t fucking kidding when she said she was going to come over every day to have sex...' he thought incredulously.

It was three days since Cadence had invited Thomas to the palace. The breathtaking embodiment of love had visited him every day after that. Needless to say, the human had never felt happier in his entire life.

Where the busy alicorn got all this free time, he didn't know, but she never let him go until he was completely satisfied. They looked like a young couple who just tasted the fruits of lust and love for the first time, and sure acted that way.

Just this morning, when the physiotherapist had lazily turned on his bathroom light to take a shower, a certain horny mare was waiting expectantly for him. Giving a startled yelp, Thomas jerked back in surprise.

''Cadence? What are you doing here? It's six in the morning!'' he had cried out, but the alicorn just giggled cutely. ''Making sure my little human is clean...everywhere.''

Thomas had to stop a chuckle from rising out of his throat at how incredibly cheesy that line was, but all was soon forgotten when the princess had floated him over with lust clearly written on her face. As it turned out, taking a shower with the embodiment of love was exactly how one would expect it to be.

The human smiled inwardly at these thoughts, before Cadence nudged his hand with her head. ''What are you are working on anyway?'' the pink alicorn asked curiously.

''Oh, this?'' Thomas replied, pointing at the stack of papers in front of him. ''It's what we call a physiotherapeutic diagnosis. Basically what’s wrong with the patient in medical terms, so if somebody needed to take over my job unexpectedly for example, he or she is immediately up to date.''

Cadence nodded in understanding. ''Clever and convenient, I like it. So what does this pony have?'' she asked with childlike enthusiasm, pointing her hoof at the papers Thomas currently was working on.

''A subacromial impingement caused by excessive motor control mid, to low cervical, which also results in the scapulothoracic range of motion to be reduced significantly.''

''...What?''

''Shoulder pain, Candy,'' Thomas explained nonchalantly, adding a shrug for emphasis. The physiotherapist couldn't help but grin widely at the adorable face she was making right now, it was a mixture between confusion and a pout, which quickly turned into a smug smile.

Growling playfully, the princess of love climbed on his lap and put her front hooves around his neck, staring deeply into his eyes. ''You know, it isn't nice to make fun of your princess. I guess you have to royally make up for it, right now,'' she whispered in his ear hotly, grinding against his crotch.

The human let out a grunt in pleasure, his dick quickly hardening under the horny alicorn. She was eager, Cadence making his pants slightly damp as she continued her rubbing.

''No more waiting, Thomas. You're going to rut me right now,” she dirty talked to Thomas, capturing his lips in a loving kiss, which he eagerly returned.

'Damn it, Candy! I still haven't finished these,' Thomas cursed inwardly. 'Oh well, guess I'm going to fuck you silly instead.'

Moving his tongue out of his mouth, Thomas met Cadence's own halfway, her somewhat thicker saliva hot and a little bit sweet. 'Marigolds maybe?' The human thought, enjoying himself as Cadence continued to grind on him, sending tiny electrical shocks all throughout his body.

Unfortunately for the couple, their fun was short-lived when the pink mare suddenly gave a loud gasp, breaking the kiss abruptly. ''Somepony is coming!'' she hissed.

Widening his eyes, Thomas did the first logical thing what came to mind: shoving Cadence under his desk, who gave a tiny squeak in surprise. Not a second later, there was a polite knock on his door.

Clearing his throat rather loudly, he answered in the most even voice he could muster. ''The door is open, you can come in.''

The knob was enveloped in a majestic golden hue; one that Thomas knew all too well. Sweat dripped from his face when the co-ruler of Equestria, princess Celestia herself, entered the room with a warm smile.

''P-princess?'' he stuttered, tensing up all of his muscles. 'Oh shit, I'm dead. We're screwed. why now?!' he thought in complete panic. Celestia just gave him a friendly giggle.

''It's okay, Thomas. You know you don't have to be afraid of me, right?'' The sun diarch inquired, stretching her wings rather lazily. Realizing his nervousness could be completely justified, the human relaxed somewhat, albeit not much.

''I know, your majesty. You just caught me completely off guard.'' The physiotherapist chuckled dryly. 'Please don't let her be able to smell it,' he begged to whatever entity was listening to him right now.

Oddly, Cadence wasn't worried in the slightest. Thomas could tell by the soothing magic she was radiating. Was she prepared for stuff like this?

''I'm sorry, my little human. Next time I'll send a letter to you first before arriving so unannounced,'' she promised the man.

Thomas nodded. ''So why are you here, Princess?''

''To check up on you, first and foremost. It's been almost six months since you've moved here under my authority. How has the Crystal Empire been treating you?'' Princess Celestia asked him, concerned.

The physiotherapist wanted to reply, but instead elicited a soft gasp when two very soft hooves found the bulge in his pants.

''What was that?'' The princess questioned, not being able to hear what Thomas just muttered.

''T-that's a rather difficult question,'' the human managed to stutter out almost immediately; Cadence's hooves applying only more pressure which made a shiver go down his spine.

Princess Celestia sighed inwardly. It was exactly what she was afraid of. Thomas was way too humble to speak his mind, maybe a little coaxing would do?

''You can be honest with me, Thomas. If the crystal ponies have been unfair to you, I'll make sure something will be done about it,'' she reassured the man.

This only resulted in the human widening his eyes for a short moment, before he regained his composure, albeit with gritted teeth. 'Poor man, it's even worse than I thought,' the sun princess thought to herself.

Meanwhile, Thomas was getting very anxious again. Him widening his eyes was only because Cadence had successfully managed to unzip his pants with her magic without making any sound, and, pulling it down along with his underwear, had his rock hard cock in her gentle grasp.

The pink alicorn's warm breath washed over the tip of his throbbing dick, while she slowly began to stroke his shaft with her hooves, making the human grit his teeth.

''I—ah! It-it's true the ponies here have kept their distance, b-but it's nothing to worry about, I assure you,'' Thomas grunted out, desperately biting his tongue to keep his moans in check.

His cheeks began to fluster, Cadence's stroking making him feel on a euphoric high. This was without a doubt the most nerve wracking, yet arousing moment he'd ever experienced in his entire life. “Stupid sexy Cadence…” he cursed under his breath.

''Are you sure? Because you don't look so well, even right now as we're talking about it.''

Pre was already dripping from his cockhead, and without warning, Cadence let her hot tongue go over it to lap it up, making the human go wild. Breathing in loudly, he responded with a forced grunt. ''I'm just overworked.''

Celestia didn't believe him one moment. All the tension suggested this was a rather sore topic for the human. Having come to a conclusion, she decided to change the subject.

''Okay then. Make sure you don't get a burnout, Thomas. Nopony would blame you if you took a couple days off.'' Celestia nodded. ''By the way, do you know where my niece is?''

The physiotherapist almost choked, augmented by the incredible sensation that traveled through his body; Cadence decided it was a good time to slowly insert the first inches of his twitching meat into her hot muzzle.

''N-no idea. Why should I know where the princess of love is?'' Thomas questioned back, playing dumb while Cadence's warm tongue swirled over his head like a lollipop, making more pre drip from his manhood which the horny mare under him swallowed eagerly.

''You had her as your patient not too long ago, did you not?''

At this, Cadence began to bob her head up and down on his shaft, trying to give him as much pleasure as possible. His cock throbbed visibly inside the pink alicorn's mouth, making her hum in quiet contentment.

''Y-yeah. But it was just a simple ankle sprain, nothing too severe,'' Thomas replied back, holding back a loud moan as Cadence did her magic. 'How has Celestia not figured out anything yet?' he thought incredulously.

''I'm glad to hear. I hope my niece was kind to you. She can be a hoofful sometimes.''

''Oh, you have no idea,'' the human retorted, unable to keep a little grin from his face. Cadence was speeding up, almost taking his entire length into her warm and wet mouth while gently fondling with his balls in the process.

Seeing the human grin made Celestia smile as well. Time to set her plan into action, it was now or never. ''Say, Thomas, I know this may be a little bit sudden. But, would you like to accompany me to dinner tonight?'' she asked hopefully.

''YES!'' The human shouted, unable to be quiet any longer as Cadence managed to take him to the hilt, her milking throat so tight around his shaft, he almost came instantly.

Celestia was taken aback by his sudden enthusiasm. Then again, it was probably a natural reaction from somepony to be so excited after being asked on a date by a princess, so she understood. ''Great! That means I'll see you at seven in front of the Velvet Wing. Don't be late.''

She gave him a wink before leaving him alone. ''W-wait,'' Thomas spoke up, almost standing up from his seat to stop the white mare, when he realized Cadence was still blowing him vigorously so he couldn't.

''Is something wrong?'' she asked him with a smile.

Realizing he’d be better off just rolling with it, he shook his head. ''No... I'll see you at seven then.''

Celestia nodded in satisfaction, turning her back to him once again, but not before raising her tail just a little, giving him a teasing view of her incredibly wet pussy and winking clit. 'W-wait. Did she just—does she know!?'

The thought was too much for Thomas, sighing loudly when the sun diarch had closed the door, he came straight into Cadence's awaiting throat, painting it a nice white as she swallowed everything like an obedient mare.

He started to pull out, his last few spurts coating the insides of her mouth, the horny princess happily swishing his cum around to get a good taste. ''Holy shit,'' he muttered, enjoying the after state of pure pleasure.

Looking down, he saw the flustered face of Cadence eyeing him innocently. Opening her mouth in a lewd way to show him the contents, she gave him a little show before gulping his spunk down in earnestness. ''I just love the taste of your semen, Thomas. I couldn't wait any longer,'' the pink alicorn confessed with a happy flutter of her wings.

Nuzzling his softening cock, she made sure to clean it thoroughly. ''So you're going on a date with my aunty, huh?'' Cadence whispered seductively. ''Sounds hot.''

The human shivered visibly, not knowing he should be terrified on the off chance Celestia actually knew, or be excited because Cadence thought it was hot he was going on a date with her aunt. ''Man, I said it before and I’ll say it again, you really are perverted,'' he commented teasingly.

Cadence giggled, removing herself from under his desk, before raising her butt high into the air, wings spread stiffly. ''Your choice sweetie, top or bottom?''

Her answer came rather soon when she felt Thomas’ weight pressed onto her back, breath rigid with lust. ''Top,'' he moaned out heatedly, before plunging his cock into her awaiting depths.


Princess Celestia bit her lower lip. Her demeanor on the outside was normal, but on the inside, she was everything but. The sun diarch's nether region was positively screaming at her to touch herself, pictures of her niece sucking on Thomas' dick still filling her mind.

''You've gotten a lot better at hiding yourself with those magic spells Cadence, but the raw emotions you radiate for this human made it even for a novice unicorn easy to pick you up,'' she muttered to herself.

''It was like Luna warned me about. Cadence suddenly getting erotic dreams about Thomas, Shining Armor being away... I've got to stop them before it goes horribly wrong.''

Nodding to herself, she made her way to the royal palace. ''But holy Faust, she knows how to make a show. Weren't it for the fact she is married, I might’ve even joined them,'' she admitted rather shamefully.

''What would a human's dick even look like? Is it like a Minotaur or more like a monkey? I bet Cadence was just loving that big, juicy piece of meat.''

Blushing slightly, Celestia pictured herself in her niece's place, just sucking on Thomas' cock without a care in the world. Berating herself sternly, she instead focused on the task at hand.

'Work first, clop later,' she thought with a strained smile, but that smile instantly became more genuine when she saw the stallion she was looking for being escorted by four of her guards.

''I'm glad you could make it,'' the princess greeted him simply.

''Your majesty, why have I been put on standby from my duty?'' a rather confused Shining Armor asked Celestia.

The embodiment of the sun only smiled brighter. ''Because you and Cadence are going to accompany me on a double date.''

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