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A different kind of distortion.

by ThatAverageDude

Chapter 1: Prettiest pink pony princess

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Author's Notes:

So here I am dudes and dudettes, shamelessly uploading my first pony smut. I told myself not to do it, but alas, I like to write, especially if it involves Cadence. She's my favourite pony by far, yet I was disappointed with the lack of human x Cadence fics around here.

So, being the generous and horny ass that I am, I decided to rectify that mistake a little :) I hope you enjoy as much as I enjoyed writing it. On with the story!

''Now, if you'll do these daily exercises, your back pain will be reduced significantly,'' Thomas explained to the timid mare in front of him. ''Just remember to carry anything heavy the way how I've instructed, and you should be good, Miss Twinkle.''

The human gave the crystal pony a friendly smile, which she returned halfheartedly. ''Thank you... Uhm, I'm still able to work, right?'' she inquired shyly.

''Of course. As long as you don't stress yourself too much,'' Thomas responded, quickly jotting down some notes. ''Alright, I see here that I got some room for next Friday, will that work for you?''

''Okay.'' Was the simple and meek reply. The physiotherapist rolled his eyes inwardly at the response; Shiny Twinkle wasn't known for being shy at all. The mare was a hard working construction pony for crying out loud!

Thomas however, didn't show his annoyance of course, and instead nodded once. ''Great, that means we're done for today, Miss Twinkle.'' The brown haired man spoke happily to the turquoise mare.

Shiny was already halfway through the exit when Thomas had ended his sentence, probably not even registering what he had said, and just like that, she was gone in a flash.

The human let out a heavy sigh before rubbing his head in clear distress. This wasn't the first time a patient had reacted the way Twinkle did, more than not he was considered as scary, weird, and intimidating.

Owning the only practice in physiotherapy in all of the Crystal Empire—since it really wasn't that well established in Equestria yet—physical contact with other ponies was inevitable.

Still, a lot of stallions and mares alike decided to be brave, just for the fact they knew his therapy worked. Heavy labor wasn't uncommon in the Crystal Empire at all, hence why Thomas didn't have to worry of going out of business. After all, pain beats fear in the end.

Yet the brown haired man couldn't help but feel like the ponies were treating him like a freak, and it pained him. A lot of weekends were spent alone, preparing stuff for next week, or enacting his only hobby he had; running.

Thomas could understand their fear and wariness though. If there would be, for example, only one physiotherapist back on earth in his town that was a talking pony, he would be freaked out too.

Shaking his head to get rid of these somber thoughts, the physiotherapist turned his attention back to his clipboard to read the next and final patient of the day. ''Let's see.'' He muttered to no one in particular. ''Miss... Mi Amore Cadenza!?''

Thomas' eyes widened significantly for a moment, before he quickly regained his professionalism again. Coughing slightly, the human's eyes went over the name once more; just to make sure he'd read it right. 'The princess?' he thought incredulously.

He couldn't believe it, and why didn't he notice her name earlier? Regardless if this was a prank or not, Thomas went to the waiting room quite expectantly. Needless to say, he wasn't disappointed in the slightest.

The adorable pink princess was sitting patiently on one of his human chairs that he so foolishly had installed just when he had begun his practice. Her front hooves were placed neatly on the seat between her legs to give her more balance, and a huge, content smile was plastered on her face as she hummed a silly tune to kill the time a little.

Suddenly, the human became a lot more self aware around the princess. He'd never met her personally, but the physiotherapist had seen her once at the games. Thomas didn't know why, but he immediately felt extremely attracted towards her.

The alicorn was stunning to look at, being the princess of love and all of that; a title she certainly had earned in Thomas' opinion. The princess' pink coat was flawless, and her lavender eyes deep and vivid. Two strong wings accentuated her firm back, and her flanks had jiggle in exactly the right places.

But the most prominent feature by far in Thomas' mind was the alicorn's mane. Those bright yellows, purples and pink coming together in such a form of art, it should be forbidden. She was heaven to look at, but the human knew he had to make do with just looking.

Even if the princess miraculously liked him, which he doubted very much, she was still his patient. Moreover, the alicorn was happily married with the captain of the guards, a stallion that was but all too suspicious of him.

A honey sweet voice shattered his mind in an instant, as Cadence addressed herself sweetly. ''Hi, you must be Thomas, right? I've heard a lot about you. It's nice to finally meet you,'' the princess spoke warmly as she extended her hoof politely to the stunned man.

Sweet Pete, be merciful! Her voice was like the singing of angels, and Thomas had trouble keeping his composure. Clearing his throat, he gently shook her hoof with his hand. ''It's a pleasure, princess, I hope the seat wasn't too uncomfortable, my apologies for that.''

The pink alicorn waved it off dismissively. ''Don't worry about it, dear, I actually think they are rather stylish. And please, call me Cadence, no need to be formal,'' she replied cutely, giving him a wink.

Heat already rose to the human's cheeks at the Princess' words. She was surprisingly laid back around him, and very cute. The physiotherapist had expected her to act high and stuck up, but he was completely wrong about that fact.

''Well, Cadence, let me say that you're the first that actually like the seats.'' Thomas chuckled dryly. ''I've got a lot of complaints about them, so I'll probably remove them in the near future,'' He explained matter of factly.

''It's hard to please everypony, Thomas,'' Cadence knowingly retorted, before giving him a little nudge. ''But why don't you show me the room?''

''Of course, follow me please.''

The human started to walk back the way that he came from, but Cadence's definition of 'follow' was apparently 'lead' as she began trotting in front of him. The pink princess looked back at the human, and gave the slightest of seductive smirks before swaying her hips a little more than necessary.

Thomas couldn't help but blush and stare at Cadence's nice behind going to and fro. Was she deliberately teasing him right now? Stumbling slightly, the alicorn gave him a light giggle before he regained his composure. ''Sorry, I... Ah... was somewhere else with my thoughts,'' he lied quickly.

''Really? Because I don't mind at all if you were looking at my flanks, sweetie,'' Cadence replied sultry, easily seeing through his lie and wiggling her butt in the air for emphasis. Thomas blushed furiously at the sight, unable to come up with a comprehensible sentence. ''Anyway.'' he muttered after a while. ''We're here.''

Opening the door, the room itself was pretty small. A desk with some paperwork stood all the way in the back, and in the middle was a simple massage bench for the necessary tests and treatments. Grabbing a chair for the princess, she sat down gently before Thomas began to write a couple of things down.

''Since this is your first visit, would you like me to explain the process we're going through?'' the human asked automatically.

''I've heard enough to get a good grasp about it.'' Was Cadence's quick reply.

''Alright, then why don't you start why you're here?''

Cadence smiled mischievously, placing her haunches a little bit further into the chair before firing away. ''I was doing my usual morning jog, normally without any clothes on, but this time I decided to wear a cute blue tank top, and some tight black biking shorts that hugged my ass just a little too much.'' She wiggled her brows seductively and let out a cute moan.

''It was really hot, so I decided to keep them on,'' she naughtily whispered. Thomas swallowed audibly, pictures of Cadence wearing these tight shorts while she was blushing and her cameltoe easily visible flooding his mind. ''Afterwards it was all sweaty, and the spot at my crotch was very sticky as well,'' she went on seductively, one hoof already going between her legs.

''C-could we please go to the part that's relevant?'' the human stuttered in embarrassment. There was no denying anymore that the princess was teasing him, and doing a very good job at doing so. Her dirty talk had effectively given him a hard on, yet the human tried to ignore it as best as he could.

''Oh? Don't you want to hear what happened after that? It was very pleasurable and naughty of me,'' she softly retorted, biting her lip heatedly and rubbing her hoof ever so softly against her excited clit. Truth be told, Thomas wouldn't have liked to hear anything else, but he remained strong, for the time being anyway.

''No, and please stop rubbing yourself Cadence, just tell me how I can help you.''

''Hmmm I came for a sprained ankle originally, but that suddenly healed when I was waiting.'' The pink princess moaned, touching herself feverishly. '' But you can still help me by sticking your hot dick inside of my needy cunt though.''

Thomas was awestruck. She came for a simple distortion of the ankle, yet apparently sex was her plan all along. He couldn't believe what she just had said either, but Cadence wasn't joking. Blushing shyly, she spread her legs wide for him to see, rubbing her hoof agonizingly slow over her aching cunny.

It was already damp from her vaginal fluids, and her musk began to invade all of the human's senses, putting him in a daze. ''I've seen how my subjects have treated you with caution and fear, my little human. Especially my husband has been unfair to you,'' she spoke with a pout. ''Luckily, he's away for an entire month, and since a princess has needs, I wanted to repay you a little,'' she explained hotly.

The brown haired man could only take in a sharp breath as Cadence embraced him with her magic, slowly floating him over before whispering in his ear. ''Besides, I know you want me, now take me until you've spilled your entire load inside of my wet snatch.''

Moaning again, she placed herself on the massage bench enticingly, wings spread and her ass raised high up in the air, hungrily inviting him over with lust in her eyes. Raising her tail out of the way, the pink princess gave Thomas the best view of her soft pussy as possible, which was heavily leaking fluids that dribbled down her legs slowly.

Her pussy lips were foreign for the man, structured like a tear drop that ended at her winking clit. Above that was her puckered pink asshole, and her tail swinging from the left to the right, shaking her ass seductively to get him to move.

How could he say no to such an invitation? Almost hypnotized, he began to walk over, his dick throbbing happily at the sight. ''That's it, big guy, come and get me. Claim me as yours,'' Cadence sultry dirty talked, getting more excited as she felt the human approaching.

Finally, Thomas was so close that his entire view was filled by nothing but the alicorn's sweet butt. He could smell her clearly, and slowly, used two fingers to spread her wet cunt as wide as possible. Immediately, Cadence gave a loud moan at the touch, blushing a bright red as she felt the human's warm breath wash over her nether region.

The insides of her pussy were even pinker than her coat, a couple of sticky strings of liquids connecting the two parts as Cadence's shivered in pleasure. Thomas could feel his own arousal rise at the sight, drunken on lust for the mare as he was, he moved in, and softly kissed her open snatch.

''Yessss,'' the pink princess hissed in pleasure, cheeks blushing and tongue lolling out of her mouth as the human gave her the attention she desired. Moving his tongue out, he gave her leaking cunt a tentative lick, his cock twitching at the information his brain was receiving.

She tasted sweet and earthy, and Thomas hungrily lapped up more of her fluids. Cadence couldn't help but try to push her ass further into his face, moaning his name repeatedly. Complying to her silent gesture, he began to push his tongue into her love tunnel, twisting and turning it every way.

''Oh Celestia yes, please don't stop,'' the pink mare begged, wrapping her tail around the back of his head to keep him in place. Further Thomas ventured, until his lips met her others, before curiously beginning to explore her insides eagerly.

Cadence felt a shiver go down her spine, her clit winking rapidly in pure pleasure at the sexual stimulation she received. His tongue was heavenly on her cunt, juices dripping out freely which were lapped up in earnestness by the human. His pants felt tight, incredibly tight, but he was enjoying himself too much to be bothered by it.

Right now, he just wanted to enjoy Cadence's cute squeaks and moans as he worked her snatch, occasionally spreading her lips with his fingers as wide as possible.

''Your tongue feels so good Thomas, ah!'' the princess moaned naughtily, panting hard.

The human's breathing was getting more erratic, excitement filling his being as he moved out reluctantly, before inserting two fingers in her hungry slit. The two appendages disappeared all the way, the alicorn's soft cunny desperately trying to suck in more as she clamped her muscles down on the welcomed intruders.

Opting to shower her twitching clit in loving kisses instead, he began to slowly pump his fingers in and out of her damp pussy, making the alicorn visibly shudder. ''Oh, faster please,'' she begged him, high on euphoria. The brown haired man complied, speeding up and adding a third finger in the process.

The soft squeaks of Cadence filled the room, wings fully extended as he moved his fingers in a steady rhythm while licking at her nub simultaneously. Thomas couldn't take much more, he had to fuck her, and the thought made him as excited as ever.

Having lubricated the pink mare well enough, he slowly removed his fingers, slick from her fluids, before holding them in front of the princess. Blushing even brighter, Cadence slowly took one of them in her mouth, before gently suckling her own liquids off of it.

She moaned loudly at her own taste, enjoying the texture of his fingers tremendously as they moved eagerly in her warm mouth. Putting his other digits in her wet maw as well, the alicorn gave a surprised squeak when Thomas suddenly gave her ponut a curious lick, her asshole puckering in delight at the touch.

''Thomas, you naughty boy,'' she stated seductively as she bashed her eyelashes at him. ''Do you like my cute little butthole?''

Kissing it softly, he growled like an animal as he gave the exterior another wet lick. ''I love it, Cadence. I love you,'' he stated, completely smitten with the pink princess.

''Then why don't you fuck me already, big guy? Don't you want to put your big cock inside of my little aching cunny? Please, Thomas. Fill me up with your hot dick and rut me crazy like the slut I am,'' the princess dirty talked to him hotly, biting her lip in anticipation.

The human didn't know how fast to remove his clothes at those words. Soon, only his boxers remained, and his throbbing manhood twitched in the air freely when he pulled those down in one swift motion as well. Cadence’s cheeks felt warm, and her clit began to wink crazily at the sight of his long shaft.

Groping her voluptuous ass lewdly, which resulted in another visible shiver from the princess, he started to prod the tip of his manhood slowly against the opening of Cadence’s love tunnel, enjoying the absolute warmth that radiated from that spot.

A slight whimper was the only sound the pink mare made, silently asking him to proceed further. Unfortunately for Cadence, the human had other plans.

An arm suddenly from under the alicorn's belly caught Cadence completely off guard, and she gave a loud yelp as Thomas moved her on her back easily. Towering over the submissive princess like a predator, the brown haired man lined up his hot dick with her quivering vent impatiently, giving the mare under him a heated look.

Putting her front hooves around his neck, Cadence slowly brought his head down to meet him in a gentle kiss. It made Thomas' head spin; such a simple gesture had made such an extraordinary impact on the human. It felt so innocent, yet oh so forbidden at the same time, which made the man all the more aroused.

Finally, he started to push in, both parties moaning loudly as Thomas entered the pink princess enthusiastically. Pleasure rocketed through the human's body as he slowly put in more of his shaft in Cadence's lubricated cunt. She was eager, her pussy felt so tight around his cock, gripping it like a vice at every angle, wanting to make sure he moved it in further.

That's exactly what the brown haired man did, soon bottoming out in the pink princess under him with a final grunt. Only pleasure surged through his veins at the sight of the adorable mare; a married pink princess which he was balls deep inside at the moment. ''Please, fuck me hard.'' Cadence whimpered, letting him take complete control over her.

He grunted, the tightness around his shaft absolute heaven, before pulling out of her sopping slit reluctantly. He immediately inserted everything back again; a wet slap echoed through the room, and a certain pink princess moaned in sheer ecstasy at the sexual stimulation she was receiving. ''Yes, please, more.'' She breathed erratically, blushing bright red and moving her hips lustfully upwards to meet his.

Cadence wasn't the only one who was on cloud nine; Thomas grunted and groaned as he took the princess hard. Kissing her yet again, he began to thrust in a steady rhythm, pre dripping out of his tip as the air filled with the thick smell of sex.

''Ahh, do you like my slutty cunt, Thomas? Fucking your princess so lewdly like the whore she is while her husband is away? Go harder please.'' She panted hotly, his throbbing dick making her feel complete. The human could only grunt at her dirty talk, speeding up and rocking the pink mare back and forth, completely bottoming out each time in the twitching princess.

Sweat poured from their faces, making Cadence's mane wild and frazzled, which Thomas absolutely adored as he looked at her lust filled face. Feeling his orgasm approaching, he began to slow down, peppering her body in kisses, taking extra care for her stretched wings, until he was all the way inside of her again.

Instead of pulling out, he began to gyrate his hips slowly, taking the princess with him who had her tongue lolled of her mouth in pure bliss. Roaming her body with his free hands, he soon found two little breasts above her crotch, and gently touched the nipples. ''So you do have boobs down there, I like it, very cute,'' Thomas complimented, pleased with his findings.

Cadence shuddered at the touch, giving him a very seductive look while the human still rotated his hips to and fro ever so gently. ''Easy, they're really sensitive, but it's heaven when somepony sucks on them, hard,'' The princess revealed, just loving the slow pace he was going at as his dick throbbed and continued to spill pre in her warm love tunnel, taking her hips with him wherever he pleased.

''Oh really? Maybe you should come back for another appointment then, I'll suck on your nipples as long as you want,'' the brown haired man replied sultry, putting a little more pressure on her breasts as he said so. ''Hnng, you know I'll take you up on that offer,'' Cadence whispered. ''Now, are you going to fill me up like the cumslut I am, or are you going to stay inside of me the rest of the day? Hmmm, I don't mind either option.''

Chuckling slightly, Thomas began to trust again, which quickly changed in animalistic movements as he fucked Cadence silly. He couldn't stop now, the feeling of excitement was overwhelming, the continuous schlicking and sloshing sounds of their combined fluids spurring the human on even more.

''I'm getting close, Cadence,'' the brown haired man heatedly warned, feeling his inevitable ending approaching. The pink princess too, was getting very close, all his oral stimulation had already taken a number on her, and his hot shaft inside of her snatch where it belonged was just the cherry on top.

''Then cum inside of me, Thomas. Fill your princess up with your hot semen, I want to feel it overflow in my hungry slit,'' she dirty talked in pure ecstasy. That was all he needed to hear, because not long after, Thomas let out a final growl, taking her to the hilt as he came hard.

Load after load of his sticky cum shot deep down in the pink princess, the feeling making his knees weak as he felt Cadence’s own orgasm. The princess let out a long outdrawn moan, her walls clamping down on his dick desperately, milking him for all what he was worth as she put her back legs around his midsection.

They stayed like that, shivering around each other and just riding out their orgasms before basking in the afterglow of it all. Thomas was in the clouds, he could feel his seed dribble out of Cadence’s just used pussy, his dick still buried all the way inside of it.

The room just reeked of sweat and sex, and the pink mare lovingly kissed the human on the lips again. ''Thank you. That was awesome,'' Cadence confessed truthfully. The brown haired man gave her a huge smile in return.

''So, same place, same time next week then?'' he asked brightly. The alicorn giggled cutely, nuzzling him before growling lustfully.

The pink mare softly whispered her response in his ear ''I'll see you then, my little human.''

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