You may call me Mormon, for it is as much a label for my religious beliefs as it is my name. And, my name isn’t the only thing that reflects those beliefs. You may also note that my religious beliefs are reflected in the title I’ve given this story.

Since my mission, I was able to build a house of my own, something of an underground dwelling for myself. And, if it hadn’t been for Pinkie Pie, I wouldn’t have had the incentive to build a main level onto the basement house I’ve been living in. There is so much I could tell you about her, I couldn’t cover all of it in just one chapter. Just as I’ve written the books on Success and Failure, so now I write the book on my experiences with the pink party pony.

Now that I’ve completed the first two playthroughs of my video game, “Hey Batter!”, I’m sure there are many out there wondering how I came to learn so much about Pinkie Pie. And, noting the end of the conclusion to my successful playthrough of that game, when I managed to help her video game version transform into what I'm calling an angel pony, she’s given me permission, in fact has ordered me, to tell you the story about how I came to know her so well.

Actually, considering I’m right now preparing an expansion for my game, and will be adding it to my game and playing the expanded game as soon as I’m finished telling this story; I wonder if, assuming I take it in the right direction, it'll have the same ending that I originally planned on. Based on what I have planned for the game, I expect it to end when the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic series ends, and I will guide the video game version of Pinkie Pie as much as possible, using my character. For that matter, I’ll be influencing other characters in the game that way as well.

Now, before I get into how I know Pinkie Pie as well as I do, I think it’d be a good idea to tell you my theory about what lead Pinkie Pie to want to come to the human world in the first place. So, with that in mind, I’m starting off with a chapter, which I call chapter 0, to write my theory, my head cannon, about why I think she wanted to come to the human world. This will be based on what I’ve heard from the telling of the My Little Dashie fan fiction, as well as what I’ve learned about Pinkie Pie’s character. After that, I’ll get into the story of how I first found the pink party pony, how she influenced my life, how I influenced her, the letter we received that let me know she was going to stay longer with me, and finally the day she returned to her home and friends in Equestria.

During the process of this story, I plan to demonstrate how I used the fan fiction My Little Dashie, as well as scriptures, to influence how I raised a filly Pinkie Pie to adulthood, and prepared her to return to Equestria. So, without further delay, let’s begin the story.

You know, all things considered, I still wonder how I was able to get the episodes and story I needed to help me in raising Pinkie Pie from a foal. After all, she came to me before the turn of the century, the turn of the millennium. I did have, at my disposal, the scriptures; and you that read this may be surprised at how helpful they were in raising the pink earth filly. And, it wasn’t just because she was similar in so many ways to me. But, before I get into that, I think I should let you know what I think happened that lead to Pinkie Pie ending up in my care, based on what I learned from the episodes I watched with Pinkie Pie, and what I read from the My Little Dashie story, not to mention what I learned about Pinkie Pie herself from the two of us living together.