Discord's last significant attempt at a relationship ended with him being petrified for 1000 years. He's understandably hesitant about trying again.
Having an unknown source of love-magic start drawing every female in Equestria toward him is pretty much the last thing he wanted...
Pre-read by many members of the Fluttercord group (a major spoiler in itself), with awesome input from: MrsHolmes, Woolly, Lemonade Shimmer 1127, OneFluzzyPuppy, MissyAngel, GarfieldThePony
Featured on FimFiction 21Nov.2015-25Nov.2015
Featured on Equestria Daily 20Dec.2015
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