Your Beautiful Wonky Eyes
Chapter 31: 26) A break from the action
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This chapter is just for a bit of fun and to take a little break from the crossover, I hope you enjoy. Also, this chapter goes into yet another obscure reference
This is the thing it's referencing
"Well, now that that's taken care of, I'm out, see you later!" Pinkie said before vanishing, leaving Ditzy and Rayleigh very confused. They both slowly turned their heads towards each other with confused expressions, well, as much of an expression that Ray could make at least, he only really has his eyes.
"Miss Doo...do these sorts of things happen regularly around that girl?" Rayleigh asked, his voice uneasy.
"Yeah...they do...most of the time is either funny or convenient...others it's just confusing or scary...this is one of those times." Ditsy replied with exhaustion. "Don't try to understand it Ray, you'll just fry your circuits..." She looked over and saw a few sparks coming from the top of Ray's body. "Oh come on, I literally just warned you!"
"S-Sorry Miss Doo...your warning git to me...a little too late."
Ditzy groaned and rubbed her face with her hands. "Do you need repairs or something?"
"No...self repair systems should take care of it shortly." A few moments later the sparking ceased and Rayleigh blinked a few times. "There we go, good as new!" He said in his usual cheery voice, causing Ditzy to smile adorably.
"Oh, well that's good, because I have no idea his to fix you."
Rayleigh rolled his eyes before looking back at the mirror portal. "Well, I think it's clear that Master Shard will not me emerging anytime soon. I will be heading back to the Storm household, would you like me to escort you home?"
"No thank you Ray, I can get there myself, thanks anyway."
"Alright, but if something does happen to you...Master Shard will kill me for not being there."
"I'll be fine Ray, go home, I'm sure Aquamarine needs your help with housework or Ruby wants someone to spend some time with. I'll see you when Shard gets back from...wherever it is he's went."
"Alright then, what will you be doing then Miss Doo?"
"Eh, I'll just play some video games with some friends."
Later at Ditzy's home
Ditzt sat in her room on the floor with a headset one and a controller in her hands. She was wearing a short white t-shirt and blue shorts, letting her skin breath as she played. She checked her connection and the people in her chat party before joining an online match of Battlefield 4.
(Ok, before we go further I'm just going to say it, I'm not really familiar with Battlefield, I'm just going off of what I've learned from seeing a few playthroughs and watching the YouTube series Battlefield Friends, that is all)
"Alright, is everyone ready?" She asked as the map loaded up.
"I'm ready, although I think Turner left to do something with his dad and Lyra said she was busy, it's just us." Bonbon spoke.
"What? Ah man, oh well, let's just open our squad and see who shows up."
"I already took care of that, there's two guys that just joined us. One top level and one slightly low levelled."
"Meh, that's fine, lets get them in the chat party."
"I sent them invites, they should come on pretty early in the match."
"Alright l still do this."
After the map loaded and the two picked their loadouts, they spawned next to each other with the low level third beside them. He rejected the invite to that party and began to bunny hop away.
"Oh come on!" Ditzy yelled in frustration.
"God damn bunny sniper!"
"It's fine! It's fine. Where's the other guy?" The two looked around until they saw their other squad member by two other guys on their team, with an enemy's body already on the ground. Curious as to how an enemy was killed so early in the match the two walked over to the group where the conversation had just begun.
"H-How're you doing sir?" One of the other players asked the max level player before them.
"Ah, doing good men kill number fifty."
The group looked to each other confused. "But we just started the game-"
"Yeah how about you guys?" We'll just call him Major for now asked.
"Well I just got out of the loadouts menu so..."
One of the players shushed the other to ask Major a question. "Um, just a question sir, how does one get to where you're at? Skill and level wise I mean."
"Prioritise." Major stated simply.
"Prioritise like what?"
"You guys have jobs?" Both nodded. "What about you two?" He added looking to Ditzy and Bonbon, getting nods as well, Bonbon worked part time at a candy story while Ditzy worked part time at a local bakery. "Wrong answers, lose the jobs. Number two, sex, you guys havin some?" He asked the guys first, getting nods in response again, he decided to leave the girls out of this question. "Wroooooonnng, answer. Sex equals minus kills, no sex, plus kills.
"I never looked at it that way..."
"Yeah, well you should."
"H-How much sex do you have sir?"
"None! Battlefield's my pussy. You got a shit bucket?" This question went right over everyone's heads.
"I'm sorry what?"
"Yeah you got a shit bucket?"
Both groups just looked to each other oddly. "No...not sure if I follow here..."
"You go to the bathroom, you aren't playin battlefield. You're shittin in a bucket you're playing Battlefield." Major explained.
"I can't believe we never thought of that..."
Bonbon and Ditzy just looked to each other, slightly grossed out until Bonbon turned to Major. "So you have a pile of shit under you right now?"
"Yes! Man the fuck up guys."
Both Ditzy and Bonbon were silent. Ditzy looked to her phone and saw a message from Bonbon.
Ditch these weirdos and play CoD with Eclipse?
Ditzy smiled and replied. They both left the game to let whatever was going to happen with the guys there happen without them.
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