"Ya'll alright der sugar cube?"

Rainbow Dash lifted one lazy eye lid to take in the towering form of her best friend, looming above. With a half snort, half yawn, the semi-pro all star grumbled and rolled to one side. The cozy grasses of Sweet Apple Acres, a welcome bedding for the off seasoned pro.

"Ten more minutes..."

With a jab of her work worn thumb, the southern belle gave a throaty chuckle as she pushed back her sweat stained stetson.

"Hmm, hmm. What ya said ten minutes ago Dash...go on, up with ya!"

Her cowboy boot poking into the powerful thighs of her friend, Applejack let out another laugh as she dug into her sun dyed flannel shirt. The hand me down from her brother a treasure trove. One pocket filled with her late Grandma's own recipe Apple bars, the other a crumpled pack of smokes. Ushering out the home rolled tobacco cig, the amazon like farmer grinned showing her stained teeth as her much smaller friend curled into a ball.

"Nuh uh! Not till Shy gets home!"

Rolling her meadow green eyes, AJ plopped her wide rear down atop at nearby barrel that sat beneath "Edward" or tree "Number #1098 in eastern field #6", as he was officially known. Her eternal jock of a best friend had grown fond of "Edward" whenever Fluttershy was busy or out of town and there wasn't a game to get ready for. Kicking out her long legs with a heavy sigh, Applejack tasted the end of her cigarette with chapped lips and smiled at the flavor. Her day, as always, had been long and a little reward at the end of it as the sun died behind the duo, made it a little bit better. Lighting up she inhaled and let the smoke pour from her nostrils in a low moan of enjoyment.

"...Tease..."

Rainbow grumbled from beneath her own arm. The thick biceps of her limbs quivered in angst at the scent of her favorite burning leaf. Fluttershy had broke the tomboy of the habit years ago, where even her coach, manager and family couldn't. But as Rainbow loved to put it, "Pussy tastes so much better.". The crass as ever guitar player let her ruby toned gaze appear as she moved her muscle strewn arm. She grinned ear to ear up at her huge friend, the tiny jock sat up and leaned on her elbows.

"Got another one of those Jack?"

Rolling her eyes, the Amazon huffed and patted her left breast pocket, the girth of her frame trembling at the blow.

"I sure do...fer me dat is! Ya'll looking fer ah fight when ol'shy gets back or what?"

Sticking out her tongue, Rainbow dash sat up fully and crossed her legs Indian style. The sawed off athlete pouted her lower lip.

"Oh sure, rub it in ya damn jerk! OF COURSE..Flutters would go with Pinkie pie to help her set up for her Sisters 35th birthday party!"

Rolling her smoke between her teeth and lips, the tanned farmer gave a dull look at her best friend.

"Ya? Whats wrong with dat?"

Leaning in to whisper in her scratchy voice, Rainbow Dash narrowed her gaze and growled her words.

"I think she has a thing for that Miner bitch!"

"Limestone?"

"That's the one!"

"Pft, Dash...ya'll think every gal that glances at yer girls chest is "hitting on her". Get off it girl. Ya'll know how flustered little Shy gets when you get all worked up over nothin..."

Grumbling and crossing her strong arms, the shrimp of the Rainbooms blew through her nose in frustration and grumbled.

"What is wrong with that AJ?! I AM her girl friend!"

Smirking and taken one final suckle from her cancer causing treat, Applejack leaned her elbow onto one knee and rested her chin into its hand.

"What wrong with dat, Dash. Is yer acting like we where in School again! What? Should I be calling up Principle Celestia, or passing notes for you?"

Grumbling and flopping back into the late day sun soaked grass again, the athlete gave off all the characteristics of a whiny child.

"Shut up! If I wanted the third degree I would have called Rarity instead of coming over here!"

"Where is ol Rares anyways? Aint seen hide nor hair of her all week."

"Psh, you know Rarity. Ever since her and that blue bi..."

"Dash..."

"Bah, you know what I mean!"

"Sonata is the love of dat girls life, we all thought you where over all that figeldy piggeldy shit years ago."

"Whatever...Ok so the Sirens aint that bad, but damn it's like we really ARE in high school again, you know?"

"What ya mean?"

Sitting up and with more raw power then any human should have in they're legs, Rainbow Dash was on her feet and perched atop a apple crate next to her friend.

"You, me, Pinks and Shy..we are totally being left out!"

"Dash, come on girl. Those chica's are married darlen. They done got familes now."

"Hey! I love little Rayray just like you do, but that "Pack" of theirs, they are acting like the cool kids table you know!?"

"What? Jealous you aint sitting at it?"

Crossing her arms again, the sawed off jock huffed and blew at her tomboyish cut mane of hair.

"Fuck you! I am a grown ass women, who is a house hold name in this city, and got more money then even that bitch Adagio after a thousand years of saving! I am NOT jealous!"

Dragging another cigarette from her pocket, the tall farmer chuckled.

"Yer so jealous..."

A punch to her wide shoulder was the only response the huge blonde got in return. Emerald eyes narrowed into the glare of her "friend" as the two females glowered at one another.

"Ya'll can have five seconds head start..."

"Oh please! Your big ass would never catch me if..."

"5..."

"started running right now. And I so..."

"4..."

"...Whooped your sorry butt last time, and with the size of that thing Jack, you know I was snap chatting that victory!"

"...THREE!"

Blinking at the tone of her friends voice, Rainbow Dash stood and took a step back.

"Woah woah woah..easy bertha! Calm your tits I was just..."

"....2.........!"

Gulping and spinning on her heels, the cocky tomboy felt well worked and fed muscles slip into auto pilot as she burst into a sprint along the early fall and late summer leaft strewn Apple tree framed paths of sweet apple acres.

Applejack took a long moment to stand, click her powerful back and massive lower body in slow order. Before rolling her unlite smoke in her lips, enjoying the flavor one last time, before giving a confident grin and setting her hat down atop the barrel.

".....1....."