"Oh! Howdy ya'll!"

"Eeeee SUNDAGIOOooOOOoo!!!!!"

The trio of Dazzle's found smiles creeping over they're feature as the two unique greetings from a pair of there best friends where shouted over the crowd.

"Hmm, a fine spot Dearie."

"Yo girls! Pinks, AJ, you two the first ones here?"

Pulling her saddle bag out of the way, the giantess of a farmer grinned her gapped teeth smile at the married couple and youth in tow.

"Eyup! Me and Pinks here just wanderd ah sec ah go."

"Squeee!! Rayray! You're here too! Sunny you didn't tell me she was coming!"

As if coming out of a coma, the little duel color eyed girl roused in Adagio's arms and reached for the fuzzy haired construction worker, pure glee on her plump cheeks.

"Come to Auntie Pinkie Pie!"

Lifting both arms was a mistake, as a hiss of pain shot from the sweet loving women's mouth. With her left arm still in a sling, the pink haired worker found it annoying.

"Dangnabit Pinky! The Doc said ya'll isn't supposed to be moving about like dat!"

"Dawww! But the baby though!"

"Here my dear, I will hold her so you can see your favorite Niece."

Having slide into the almost secluded booth, Adagio was grateful as her wife began to help her out of the many layers of winter garb. Giving a silent "thank you love", the Alpha Siren leaned closer to the plump women and offered her most precious gift to her.

Pinkie for her part suddenly flipped in attitude. A stern narrow eyed look came over her face, as a single finger rubbed beneath her slight double chin. Leaning closer with a loud "hmmmm??", she suddenly was all grins again. Rubbing her good hand over the tiny girls cheek, Pinkie flat out screamed at the top of her well worn lungs.

"EEE!! RAYRAY HAS YOUR GUYS HAIR AFTER ALL! Applejack..."

With inhuman speed and strength, the layed up construction worker yanked the near three hundred pounds of horse breeding muscle and pony tail over the table to put her tanned nose barely an inch away from Rayrays brow.

"LOOK!"

"Errr...Pinks, I done think I coulda seen this from over...ACK!"

Flinging her cousin by marriage back into her seat, the plump worker rose and slammed one boot atop the table, her bibs and flannel shirt seeming to have caught an invisible breeze as they flapped around her. The sugar guzzling women's impressive mane of Pink curls followed suit, like a flag it washed out behind her as she stood with one fist in the air.

"Hear me Canterlot! For I bring you the FUTURE of all things cute and perfect!"

Faster then any Mother's instinct was to try and stop her, Rayray suddenly appeared in Pinkie Pie's good hand, and with a bit of strain she cupped her in both and held her up to the restaurants roof as if an offering for all to see.

"...Really Pinkie?"

The god like sun beams that had been pouring from...the non-existent window?? Suddenly vanished as the large bellied worker spun to spot Rainbow Dash, arm in arm with a quivering Fluttershy.

"DASHIE!! SHY-SHY!!"

Rising to the worried pants and elbow jabs of her mate, Sunset let out a husky chuckle as the biker retrieved her young from the posing Pinkie.

"Hey you two, come on over. Hehe, before Pinkie here re-enacts any more of The Lion King."

"Oh, ahm...I like that movie, it's one of my favorites."

"Hell ya babe! But I prefer the second film to the first, Zira is a BOSS!"

The blooming couple of ying and yang joined the table, Rainbow scooting in next to the amazon like farmer, her arm immediately wrapping her lovers shoulder as the timid yellow women joined her.

Clearing her throat, Adagio had calmed her gasps of fear and returned to the face of haunting confidence she normally wore. When her lover joined her, a protective hand snaked around the grease monkeys large hips to pull the much larger women closer.

"You two are looking well. Ahm, Fluttershy...you might want to, well, perhaps. NOT, show off your and Rainbow's expedition so much? At least in public?"

Sunset gave her wife a odd look, whom in turn responded with a head nod at the large chested mousey women, then tapped the side of her neck. Lifting a brow as she and the rest of the table turned to give assorted looks at the now cowering yellow pet store owner.

"Heheh! Nice one Shy-shy, best hickie of the day!!"

Her tiny hand snapped to the part of her throat her lover had just been ravaging in the parking lot, her face burned a dark shade of red as a moment later only an after image of the pink haired women was left. She having bolted towards the rest room.

"Haha, that there is mighty impressive Dash."

For her part the proud ball player, crossed her arms over her meager bosom and huffed.

"Ya, well...I do good work!"

Sunset leaned in, as a predator like look crossed Adagio's face. The two had quickly become the trouble makers of the pack. Always eager to stir up some naughty gossip. Hey, Married life can be boring unless you spice it up!

"Riiiiight, "good work". How is that golf ball and hose treating you girl?"

Adagio felt her grin grow, canines appearing as she followed her mates lead.

"Uh...wha?"

"Oh yes Dear! Do tell us just how many times a day you "work" on our poor sweet Fluttershy?"

A blush of her own washed the tomboy gym loving women's face. Swiping back over grown multi colored bangs, Rainbow Dash promptly went on the defensive.

"Hey! S..shut up! What me and Shy do is our business!!"

"Really?! Like all the times you posted pictures of us on Facebook passed out at a sleep over or in provactive sleeping poses? Oh oh, I loved the one of Sunset with her butt in the air and face in Adagio's tummy! Hehe!"

The married pair of the table shot death beams at the now cringing cyan colored women.

"Woah woah woah...that could have been like anybody!! My money is totally on Sonata!"

Pinkie waggled a finger.

"Sonata's screen name isnt "Awesomesauce3" now is it!"

"Grrr, great, Detective Pie on my case eh?"

"Ya'll asked for it Dash."

With a grunt of distain the star of the "Stallions" rose and stomped off after the path her fleeing girlfriend had made.

Silence fell over the table, before an uproar of femine laughter, fist banging and shoe stomps filled the tiny restaurant.

Wiping a tear of joy from her eye, Adagio flicked open her phone.

"Hey Dagi! What ya doing? Porn, now, here...your wife is right there!"

Growling at the chubby women, Adagio pinched her pink forearm.

"Honestly! Nah, I was checking my texts with Sonata. She says she just spoke to Rarity who is coming from her Store. She and Aria are...haha! Of course that butch is over their."

"Love?"

"Hehe, Nata and Ari are currently knee deep in getting there fat asses stomped in video games at, guess who's?"

Sunset snickered and stroked at her Daughters chest.

"You mean the love of the purple grumps life?"

"Ahhm, ya'll keeping Pinks and me in the dark for any reason?"

With shared evil smirks, Adagio and Sunset turned to the huge women and gave almost perfectly timed winks at her and Pinkie Pie.

"Oh, should we love? Aria will never forgive us."

"Her little secret crush is going to come out someday anyways. Even SONATA has noticed."

"Oh very well..."

Leaning in Adagio grinned a feral sneer and whisperd in her brash voice.

"My dear little Sister, with all her beer drinking, chain smoking, iron like muscles and wide hips that go for days...has herself a secret...BOY friend."

Silence again fell over the table, before a barrage of questions where fired. With chuckles, the mated pair linked golden and yellow fingers, duel smiles playing at what would happen when the pit fighter found out her best friends knew her secret. It was going to be heck of a lunch.

Author's Notes:

Sigh...Lion king references...yay!