The morning sky was clear with no chance of rain. And with a breath of that same air, Twilight Sparkle had sighed happily in it. A small group of ponies was walking up to her. One of them spoke first:

"Twilight, what in tarnation is goin' on here?" Applejack asked in a slightly aggravated tone. "Because ah sure as heck would like ta know what y'all are plannin' here!" Twilight was about to explain herself for summoning her group of friends to some distant part that was a few miles away from the castle when another pony, Rarity, had spoken up in her usual way.

"Now, Twilight darling, even I find myself, though reluctantly, agreeing with Applejack. Even I am glad to say that all of us can get together with the other Princesses, but I simply must ask you, my dear: What is it that has gotten you so excited that you would summon all of us and the Princesses from Canterlot and the Crystal Empire?", she asks with a look that was mixed with confusion and curiosity.

"Yeah, because even I believe that summoning our leaders is a bit over the top. Even for you, Twilight," Rainbow Dash quips with a forearm pointing to the mountains at a far distance and then to Twilight.

"Ooooh! You asked for Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and your former foal-sitter Princess Cadance to come here? This is gonna be majorly exciting!" Pinkie Pie jumps with her usual bubbly bounce in her tone.

"Uh... y-yes. I would, that is.... I'd like to know.... what we.... ~eep!~" Fluttershy squeaked.

Twilight took a moment to listen in on her friends concerns. But just as she was about to answer her friends, Spike runs up to the group.

"Twilight!!!"

The purple alicorn had looked at Spike for a moment before asking: "What's up, Spike?"

"Celestia! Luna! Cadance! Carriage! LOOK!" he yells while pointing at some part of the sky. The group of ponies on the ground and the baby dragon, though he was not actually a baby anymore and more like a teen now, looked up to the part of the sky where he pointed with his claw. Sure enough, a majestic looking carriage with three alicorns as its passengers was flying in the air with four armored pegasus stallions carrying the vehicle on their backs.

"Oh my sweet Fausticorn! They're coming!" Twilight gasped in a surprise. "Quick, everypony! Make room for the carriage!"

The group scrambled about in a line with Spike standing next to Twilight. The carriage had slowly descended to the ground. As it did so, the group of ponies on the ground, as well as the dragon, had decided to wave to the Princesses with their hooves. royalty on the vehicle waved back with their hooves and their own smiles to the group down below. As the vehicle came to halt after landing on the ground with a bit of friction, the Princesses had placed their hooves on the ground and walked up slowly to the rest of the ponies. The exchanges of greetings and a few giggles had been given for a few seconds before they all looked to Twilight in a curious way.

"So, Twilight, can you give us the reason that you summoned all of us here?" Cadance asked with a cheer in her voice. Luna and Celestia merely nodded as Twilight then began to answer:

"Yes, I believe that I can answer all of you. Princess Celestia, do you remember three months ago when I sent you a letter describing my recent findings?"

"Of course, Twilight. I believe that you had written to me about the multiverse and the theoretical teleportation of certain plants or creatures with a certain spell in a book within your library, correct?" Celestia answered with a small grin.

"Yes. And that is exactly the reason for why I've summoned every pony here!" Twilight proudly states.

"And what does that even mean? And, please, be clear," Luna then quips with an arched eye.

"Oh! Right. *Ahem* For the past three months, I have read all about the predictions, theories and stated practices about Starswirl the Bearded's educated theories on the teleportation of different things from a different time and space within our universe and many others. And with some heavy research, as well as.... uh.... certain trials with some minor errors, I had finally figured out how to properly cast the spell that can transport a new plant or animal from another place within the multiverse. And, before you even ask, yes I do know what will happen if it goes wrong. But this time, I know that I got it right!" she answers with the same thrilled voice.

No pony spoke. This was just very confusing. Twilight looked at them and hoped that she was clear. But the confusion was evident, with no clarity in sight. The murmurs even came from Spike, who just looked perplexed. But just as the mass had got it, it sunk: No pony understood her at all.

"So.... what does it mean?" Cadance spoke up after seeing no pony talking.

"Well, DUH! She's about to use a spell that will summon a creature that is from another place that isn't Equestrian!" Pinkie shouts with a new delight.

"WHAT?!" Celestia and Luna gasped in a sense of horror while looking at each other.

"Hey! Didn't I just say that I know what might happen? And for the record, I am still quite confident that it's going to work," Twilight shouts back before apologizing to the Sun and Moon Goddesses while lowering her head and ears. "Oh, right. I'm so sorry about that. It's just that--"

"It's.... it's alright, Twilight. It's just that we just have our concerns about the whole event that you wish for us to be witnesses in," Luna then sighs after looking away from her sister to lock her gaze onto Twilight.

"And I truly understand. Really, I do. I just wanted to see if I can at least try to do something that could potentially change history as we know it," Twilight responds.

Rarity then puts a hoof to Twilight's shoulder and says: "Twilight, darling. If you wish to do this, then I'll be more than happy to witness this event. But please, for all of us here, do be careful."

The other mares give their nods and small cheers with Celestia finally saying, "Good luck, Twilight."

"Thank you, Celestia," Twilight responds with a quick hug to her former mentor. Then, after a quick hug from the other Princesses and her friends, with Spike sharing a small tear to show his love for his foster mother, she motions them to move back a few hooves away.

"Alright, my friends! Let's see what happens!" she announces before her horn begins to glow in its red-purple aura. The spell begins with a few breezes from out of nowhere turning into gales. The leaves from certain trees surrounding them had fallen with a few hitting the ponies lightly into their faces. Fluttershy squeaked in fear and fell to the ground on her back from one of them slightly touching her rump. Then, Twilight begins to recite the spell from her memory within her mind: 'From all things motionless, let nothing with a life come to me with any sign of death upon them! And let this unknown creature or plant come to me with vigor and heart! Open now, the gates of teleportation! And from there, let this non-Equestrian thing become matter!' And after a few minutes of extreme concentration, a magical circle turns up just twenty feet above the ground. It then moves around to touch the ground just a few inches up while it goes into a vertical motion.

The Princesses and Twilight's friends can only go so far as to be surprised. The circle then shows many more circles within it. And all of them have a certain pattern that is identical to the ancient Northern Whinnyshire designs. Then, after a moment, a click is heard. And more clicks follow up. This was identical to the sound of gates being unlocked, by the sound of it. And after the well needed conclusion of what must have been more than fifty locks unlocking themselves, the circles then begin to glow a certain light that was familiar to the sun, except it was shining brighter than the star that shows the day. This, of course, temporarily blinds the party for a moment or two. When the light shimmered down, they looked to the gates, only to find that it had disappeared just as fast.

The ponies look around.... 'Nothing?', Twilight thinks in a hint of disappointment and sorrow. She then looks to the group and is about to start crying. But then, the slightly taller dragon, Spike, screams out: "TWILIGHT!!! LOOK!!!"

She and the other ponies look to the ground just ten feet away from them, and they see something on the ground. They all gasped in surprise. What they actually saw was a mysterious silhouette that must have been bigger than all of them. "It worked. It.... WORKED! IT WORKED!!! THE SPELL ACTUALLY WORKED!!!" Twilight screams in a heightened sense of happiness. Some loud shrieks and giggles were heard while she jumped and down, hugging her friends and the Princesses in the joy that she found. This was indeed a great moment for all of the history of Equestria.

"Twilight...." Celestia speaks up to her.

"Yes, Princess?"

"You might want to check on this new thing that is on the ground now," Luna suggested.

"I agree," Cadance quips up. "You don't know what it actually is, so you might need to investigate it." The other ponies nodded in a concurring mood. Twilight then goes to the group and nods to them before trekking to the enigma that laid on the ground so stiffly.

Her hooves, though shaking quite a bit, started to gently feel on the mass that just stayed there. "Hmmm.... clothing."

"Say what now?" Rainbow asks.

"I definitely know that this.... thing, is indeed, wearing clothes," Twilight responds. "But why?" she asked herself as she continued her studies. Then, after moving towards the other side, she was able to see that it was curled up. "Must be a response from going through a major teleportation spell. I wonder...." she mutters curiously. Her horn begins to glow on the body. But then the spell bounces off, resulting in the sound of a whip being cracked. She yelped out as response.

"Hey! What just happened, Twi?" Applejack asked with a surprised look on her face.

After a moment, Twilight answers: "This must be some creature that is immune to all forms of magic! Well, in times like this, I'll have to use a hooves-on approach." She moves her hooves to the same thing and slightly pushes it to see it from another view. The face of the new species is then revealed. She isn't frightened at all, her fear being replaced by her ever-mounting curiosity.

"Care to share what you see, Twilight?" Celestia asks from a distance. Then, Twilight looks to the Princess and says: "Just give me a moment, please. I need to make sure if this is what I think it is."

Twilight then moves the limbs of this tall looking thing in order for it to look like it was just laying on the ground while it is on its back. "Hmmm.... No hooves, but has nearly spidery ligaments that resembles a griffon's claws. But these things are not sharp looking at all. In fact, it has some kind of.... perpendicular opposition?" she mutters to herself. "Five talon-like digits for each hand." She then looks to the chest and abdomens while moving the layers of clothing just a little slowly, hoping to not wake it up.

"Hmmm.... A pack of well-developed muscles on its front, from its chest to even its stomach. I guess that it is what I'm seeing," Twilight quipped in her continuing observation. She then moves her hooves to replace the clothing to their respective places. "This creature has no fur coat, so it must depend on some kind of clothing for warmth against the environment." Her hooves then touch what she believed to be the legs. "Wow. It looks like it's a bipedal creature. These legs are made from birth to be walked on," she rambled. Then, she saw what must have been shoes. "These hooves --no!-- limbs on the bottom of the legs must be something like the feet of a dragon. I won't know until I can do a proper investigation," Twilight speaks once again.

She then looks to the face of the mysterious creature and walks up to face it. She was able to see that it had a patch of hair on its head that must have been at least one and a half feet long. But not only that, it had another set of hairs that were similar to ponies bit of hair; eyelashes and eyebrows to be exact. But even with that, she was able to see that this must have been a male. And yes, quite handsome to look at. She blushed from the moment that she looked at its face. She then shakes her head to continue her preliminary report. She moved her hoof to its lips. After a few seconds, she saw its teeth and gums. "Bits of sharp teeth on the upper and lower jaws.... just like in Spike's mouth. But there are also chompers.... must be an omnivore," she then sees after moving her hoof further in before removing it from the mouth. She then steps a few feet away from the creature for a moment. And with a deep breath from her nostrils, she looked to her friends and gestured them to come over. They do so slowly. Just as they soon look to it, one of them decided to speak up:

"So, uh... Twilight? What is it?" Fluttershy asks in that adorable yet quiet tone.

Twilight looks to them and says: "I believe that this creature is from an ancient time, long before Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were even born. A bipedal omnivore with a bone structure that is shaped like the apes within their own tribes from Zebrica. I think...."

The group looked to her with suspense.

"I think.... that Lyra, from Ponyville, might have been right all along. This.... is the species that is known as the 'homo sapien' in scientific terms. It is otherwise known as.... a human being," Twilight concluded in a surprised tone.

This announcement causes both Twilight's friends, Spike, and the other Princesses to gasp in shock.

"You mean.... the ancient race that mysteriously vanished in myth?" Luna asked in her own shocked voice.

"The one race that was once known to be the greatest inventors, explorers, philosophers, hunters, artists, thinkers, investigators, and war masters?" Cadance added.

"And were once living in harmony with the ponies in the past?" Celestia then adds to the queries.

"The what and the what now?" Applejack quips curiously.

Twilight was then about to answer these impending questions when a shrill gasp was heard out of nowhere. Then, as the ponies moved out of their instincts, the arms of the male human begun to flinch around. His head moved around in a shock. Then, after he stopped moving, he raises his arms up and shouts:

"HOLY SHIT!!! I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET OUT OF THAT WORMHOLE ALIVE!!! I'M ALIVE!!! IIII'MMMMM AAALLLIIIIIVVVVEE-AH!!!"

The cheer from this man had shaken the ponies and the dragon just a bit. Fluttershy then runs away in her usual fear with a small scream. But it was soon replaced by fit of small giggles.

"What the--?", both Twilight and the human say in unison. The man raises his body halfway to find the source of the voices. And what he sees is just.... a bit freaky. But it was not even slightly strange.

"Woah! Holy shit! ....this is just.... wow!" he gasps. Twilight then looks to the man with a question: "Oh wow! You can speak like we do?"

"Yeah, I-I guess so. But the big question is: What the heck are you?"

"Huh? What do you mean?" Twilight asks with an arched eyebrow.

"Well," he begins to say. "I noticed how you look like the hybridization of a unicorn and a pegasus horse. And then, there so happens to be.... uh.... some symbol on your.... I-I don't wanna say anymore," he stops while pointing his finger to her rump with his head down while still looking at the mare.

"Oh! You mean my cutie mark?" she then responds with a little wiggle from her rump.

"Yeah. That."

She giggles a bit before answering him. "Well.... I think I can give you a bit of the well-known information that is commonly known here: This so happens to be a cutie mark. And each cutie mark symbolizes what a ponies calling in life is. Mine just so happens to show that my calling in life is to learn and explore the many levels of the many different types of magic."

His head nods a bit, keeping his attention on the mare.

"And I just so happen to be what is known as an 'alicorn', the mix of regular earth, pegasi and unicorn ponies. My friends here," she points with a hoof towards the group of ponies, making his head see them, "are the best examples of the other three races of ponies here in Equestria!"

Some of them start to giggle and blush a bit while Fluttershy just hangs her head down, hoping to hide her from his view. He decides then and there to stand on his feet. And when he does this, he notices that he is taller than the ponies in question. Even the Princesses are just a few feet shorter than him. This was a bit intimidating to all of the mares surrounding him. Of course, he never did know that his height was able to give him a slight advantage. But then again, he also didn't know that he is completely immune to all types of magic.

"So, unless I'm mistaken, you," he points to Pinkie Pie, who just happens to bounce up and down, "are an earth pony, right?"

"Yes-indeedy!! Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! It's a pleasure to meet you, stranger," she says in her happy voice.

"And.... you happen to be a unicorn, correct?" he further asks, pointing a finger at the marshmallow-white pony.

"Why, yes! I am, of course, named Rarity. But you can call me Miss Rarity if you prefer that," Rarity answers in that classy voice of hers.

"I'll keep that in mind, but just saying the name works better," he responds with a wave of his hand. Then, he points to the pegasus that is trying to hide from his sight. "And I guess that you and the blue one," he quips, "are known as pegasus ponies, right?"

The butter-yellow mare just squeaks at the question. "Aw, come on, Fluttershy! He's not gonna hurt you.... right?" Rainbow asks him after peering her head to his.

"Now why would I want to hurt any of you?"

The yellow pegasus slowly approaches him. "Uhm... hello... I'm.... I'm Fluttershy", she softly squeaks. His ears are able to pick up what she was afraid to say out loud. "Fluttershy, huh? It's a pleasure to meet you, my new friend," he says to her while she backs away from him just a few feet away.

"Don't worry, big guy. She'll come around eventually," Rainbow speaks to him. "And I just so happen to be the one and only Rainbow Dash! Nice to meet you!" She raises a hoof to him and he bumps it with a closed fist.

"And ahm Applejack! A pleasure makin' your acquaintence!" Applejack then says while shaking his fist rapidly before letting it go.

He looks to Twilight and she says: "And I'm Twilight Sparkle, The Princess of Friendship and current ruler of the small village called Ponyville. It's an honor to meet you, sir!"

"You too, your Highness!" he says with a bow to her.

"Oh! Please! Just call me 'Twilight'! All my friends do, anyway! Heh-heh!" she giggles with a blush on her face.

The Princesses in another small group all go up to him and begin to introduce themselves to him.

"I am Princess Mi Amore Cadenza of the Crystal Empire. But I'm better known as just 'Cadance'", the pink alicorn begins.

"I am Princess Luna, the Princess of the Night and co-ruler of the land of Equestria", the dark blue alicorn then speaks.

"And I am Princess Celestia, the Princess of the Day and ruler of all of Equestria," Celestia finishes with a loving smile.

After the introductions were made, he learned about each of their talents in life, along with how they all got their cutie marks. And when he had learned about all of the mares lives, he then raised his hand and asked:

"Listen, uh.... Princess Celestia? I know that we all just met today, but, and I hope that this isn't asking too much, but I have to ask.... may I, uh...." he blushed while his voice trailed off with his head on the ground.

"What is it?" she wonders with a concerned look to him.

"Well, the thing is.... I-uh.... just wanted to know if.... I-if I-I-I could....", he stuttered before taking a deep breath in and out, "If I could, well.... hug you?" The mares gasped in shock. And even he couldn't believe what he just asked, evidenced by his shy face looking away. Celestia, however, just walked up to him and placed a hoof on his chest. She gave him a warm smile and said:

"Yes. You may give me a hug, good sir."

His reaction was just as cheesy as any other; he then kneels on one leg while keeping another leg up. She then approaches him with a raised hoof around his shoulders and fully hugs him with him wrapping his arms around her shoulders. They held the embrace for a good two minutes. Her scent of citrus and vanilla was able to bring good feelings to him from his nostrils, while his scent of an earthy tone was able to please the Princess. After a moment of this tender embrace, they broke off the hug and parted.

He then remembered that it was just rude to not introduce himself and started to cast himself as just an idiot to himself.

"Aw, jeez! I just remembered that I was supposed to introduce myself to all of you!"

The mares simply had a small laugh with him. "My name is...."

The nights in the office, next to the large cooler where the kegs and the stocks all of the bottles and cans of alcoholic beverages are kept, were even hotter than the lower levels of Hell itself. My job as a bartender came at great price: In return for doing my job, which of course was to get people reasonably drunk, I had to make sure that my customers are able to get home. But not only that, but the taxes for the licenses and products were also to be payed up.

The boss went up to me and complimented me on a job well done for the whole night. It was my last night as I was to become a brand new bartender in a new place within the next few days. And as a token of appreciation, the staff had decided to throw me a fare-well party. And after getting so fucked up on my favorite drinks, I was given a cab ride home.

A part of me wished that I could still work at that place so that no one would miss me all that much. But.... not once did I ever regret going into this business. Not even when I was growing up in a family that had little to nothing. My parents would have been so damned proud of me if they saw how successful that I am nowadays. A working man of 25, able to say to himself that he was going to a higher ground in his current career.

And as I laid on my bed, after I had finished up with a nighttime hot shower and got dressed after drying up, I decided then and there to just sleep off the damned drunk stupor that I was in.

A moment later, I had heard a noise that woke me up. I looked at the alarm clock on the bed stand next to my mattress. It was 3:15 AM. I angrily thought 'What the hell is making all that shit-faced noise, God damn it!?'. When it continued, I decided to go down to investigate where the damn noise was coming from. I put on a black t-shirt, my favorite blue denim jeans, a pair of fresh boxers and white socks, my black and blue runner slip-on shoes & my jet black hoodie.

The headache from my hangover was getting a bit more aggravated with every step that I took towards the noise. After taking a flight down the stairs to the ground level, I opened the door that led to the alleyway that was close to a bowling alley. It was now getting even louder. The fact that no one else was around, more than likely still asleep, had confounded me. 'How in the name of our sweet fuckin' lord Christ is anyone not hearing what I'm hearing right now?!', were the thoughts that warped around my head. And with a growl, I decided to further go into the investigation. The sound that had plagued me was now looping as I further went down the alley. Yes, looping. Oh, how I wished to find the people responsible and beat the living shit out of them was getting to sound even better with every step I took.

Only.... there was just a weird, large circle of lights that got smaller as I approached nearer. This is where I had to be as honest with myself as possible. If it was some type of an experimental portal, like the ones that I had only seen in a few of those new flash games, then I just wouldn't go through it. But then, the sonic sounds were toned down to that of an Irish tune. Complete with a drum and flute, along with an acoustic guitar that played a tune that got me to relax. And surprisingly, I started to feel my hangover rapidly go away. The bliss was overwhelming my whole body. Then....

I fell to the ground involuntarily. Or was it...? A series of light patterns had ascended above me. 'HOLY SHIT!!! I'M CAUGHT IN A FUCKIN' WORMHOLE!!!' was the thought that had given out to a frightened scream. I won't lie: I screamed like a bitch! No kidding! And after a few seconds more, I saw a light at the end of the hole. Maybe this would take me to some weird place that is like an alternate universe, or even the possible future....

The darkness had taken over my body. Gravity was such a cold mistress to me. All that I heard were my own thoughts. 'Am I dead? Is this some kind of some fuckin' dumb-ass plan for my soul by the Devil? Or what if I'm simply unconscious right now?' I simply chose to believe the third idea.

Then, I feel a bit of something magical surrounding me. My thoughts on that event said: 'Oh hell no! No metamorphosis or mutation or some shit like that for me!'. Then the magic just slides off in a flash. It looks a bit like the flash from any camera.

Little did I know, I felt something touching my face, chest, arms and legs. And it wasn't even me. It wasn't even a hand.... was it a- ? I didn't know what it was, at first. But I had an idea as to what it was.... it must have been a hoof. Then, I feel the same thing on my mouth within a few seconds after.

Within moments, I heard: ".... a human being."

"You mean...... the ancient race...... vanished in myth?"

"The one...... masters?"

"....living with.... harmony...... past?"

This was just curious and strange to me, all at the same time. The voices were getting clearer.... "The what and the what now?" I clearly heard from some kind Southern accent being yelled out from a distance. My eyes were opened nearly immediately. The sight of a clear blue sky had greeted my eyes. My new breath of fresh air had to be taken in, so with a rather shrill gasp, I inhale as much as I can. Clearly, I was still alive, feeling my arms flinch a bit. After a cough came out, I rose my fists and arms to the sky and shouted out:

"HOLY SHIT!!! I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET OUT OF THAT WORMHOLE ALIVE!!! I'M ALIVE!!! IIII'MMMMM AAALLLIIIIIVVVVEE-AH!!!"

Then, just as I was getting used to feeling so alive, a familiar scent of lavender caught my nose.

"What the--" I spoke out, noticing that my voice was joined with a female voice saying the same halted phrase. I jolt my body up in a sitting position, hoping that I didn't have a rough landing. I was used to being thrown out of many bars, thus landing on the asphalt ground on many occasions. But after sitting up, I noticed that my clothing was still on my back. And my wallet and cigarette lighter, along with my now completely useless cell phone, were also in there. As was my still full pack of cigarettes. But as a bonus, I felt around for my non-erected member. I praised the Lord silently that I still had it. And I observed that I wasn't even on something hard.... I was on a large patch of grasslands.

I looked over to the voice that was joined with mine. The sight that greeted my eyes was so supernatural: a talking miniature horse was speaking. Or.... was it even a horse at all? I moved back a few feet away in a lot of fright. Yeah, that's right! I was so scared of what was happening now! So sue me! The next thing I remember yelling out was: "Woah! Holy shit!"

I looked even closer while slowly crawling towards whatever it was that greeting me. "....This is just.... wow!" I gasped while observing the creature in front of me. I observed the color of this equine: lavender with a deep purple and red-streaked mane and tail. And to go along with the details, I saw a deep purple color in her rather large eyes. She also had a symbol on her flank that resembled a few small white stars that surrounded a larger, six pointed pink star. She, by my guess, had that look that spoke of a majorly surprised student learning about me in a nearly up close and personal matter.

She then asked: "Oh wow! You can speak like we do?"

This caught me off-guard for a moment. Then I spoke back: "Yeah, I-I guess so. But the big question is: What the heck are you?"

"Huh? What do you mean?" she asks me in a look of confusion. As she lowers an eye, I begun to answer her inquiry while pointing a finger at her: "Well, I noticed how you look like the hybridization of a pegasus and a unicorn horse. And then, there so happens to be.... uh.... some kind of symbol on your...." I was very close to saying 'your ass' to her, but thought better than to say that, so I simply replaced that phrase with: "I-I don't wanna say anymore." I smiled regretfully, hoping that I didn't offend her in any way.

"Oh! You mean my cutie mark?" she asks while shaking her rump for me to see.

"Yeah. That," I grunted to her. She gives a rather girly giggle with her eyes shut just a bit before gazing at me once again. And then.... she began to answer me as I gave her my undivided attention:

"Well... I think I can give you a bit of the well-known information that commonly known: This happens to be a cutie mark," she begins to say. 'There.... what now?', was all that I could think in my confusion.

"And each cutie mark symbolizes what a ponies calling in life is. Mine just so happens to show that my calling in life is to learn and explore the many levels of the many different types of magic," she explains to me within a moment. 'Well, that explains the symbol on her flank. Okay then!', I nodded while keeping my attention on her. Oh, I was feeling like a kid in kindergarten class once again. This was just majorly exciting for me! And then, the mare got my attention once again with another bit of info:

"And I just so happen to be what is known as an 'alicorn', the mix of regular earth, pegasi and unicorn ponies."

If any of my friends from my planet, knowing that I was in a whole new world, saw any of this happening right now, I am more than sure that they would have freaked out and ran for the forest behind me. But as for me? I was enjoying every single minute of it.

"My friends here," she says with a hoof pointed towards another direction, "are the best examples of the other three races of ponies here in Equestria!"

I turn my head for a moment and noticed a group of ponies that also have some different traits. While it is true that what I saw before was just cool, the next vision became just as mind-blowing! With my observational skills, I quickly saw how they were very much different from the purple alicorn. Most of them had given a giggle, while one of them simply laughed, and another one blushed.

Two of the ponies did not have a horn, nor a pair of wings. They were regular earth ponies. One of then had a blond mane and tail that was tied near the bottom of it, had an orange colored fur coat, green eyes, and a cowboy hat on. Her cutie mark had a trio of red apples, upon a closer look that I took.

The other pony was singled out by a light pink coat with a curly magenta mane and tail, light blue eyes and a cutie mark that showed a trio of balloons on her flank. What set me off a bit was how two of the plastic party accessories were light blue and the other one on top was yellow.

But, that part didn't upset me at all. The pink one was all bubbly and bouncy from what I saw. And her wide smile was just, for the lack of a better term, infectious. The other pony was just grinning at me with her own smile. Not as much as her, but still quite happy.

I then saw a mare pony that had the horn that announced to my cranium that she was indeed a unicorn. Her marshmallow-white fur coat was enhanced by a light blue eye shadow that popped out her deep blue, almost sapphire-like eyes. And her curled purple mane and tail had also been seen by my eyes. With that observation out of the way, I had then gazed at her cutie mark: it was just a trio of diamond-cut sapphires that looked beautiful to see. Her behavior was of a refined lady as I saw from years before in a movie that I couldn't remember for the life of me. Class? Check. Elegance? Check. Beauty? Double check. Survey says? A refined mare.

My eyes were then turned to a pair of pegasus ponies that were on the ground, looking up at me. A light yellow coated mare with her own pair of wings had looked a bit fearful. Her mane and tail was the same color scheme as the pink earth ponies coat, and it was stylized in its own long beauty and elegance. Her light green eyes spoke of her timidness and fear. And as I saw this behavior, I reminded myself to not frighten her, or even get the purple mare angry at me. I then quickly saw a trio of pink butterflies on her flank. Her behavior was one that I quickly looked away from so that I could look to the other one who was flying up a bit high from the ground.

Her sky-blue coat was the first thing I noticed, other than her pair of wings, which were moving a bit rapidly. Her ruby-red eyes were able to tell me that she was a mare that always lives in the thrill of the moment. Her smile, as well as the burrowed eyes, also spoke that line. Her mane was just a bit unkempt and wild, but the color scheme was just.... fuckin' brilliant. But what I saw next had given me a moment of being just a bit thrilled myself: Her cutie mark was that of a single cloud with a lightning bolt that contained the three colors that one usually knows about in any art class; the primary colors of red, blue and yellow, to be exact. The mark on her flank reminded me of the same symbol from Disney's 'Hercules'. But, not once was I gonna believe that she was a goddess.

Then, after taking in the fact that the purple mare was quite different, I decided to ask them all if they were in the same correct subspecies that I noted. I had also decided to stand up then and there. And when I did, I was able to note that I was quite a giant. If it started to rain, I would be the first to know. Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah. "So, unless I'm mistaken, you," I begun with my pointing finger towards the pink mare, "are an earth pony, right?"

"Yes indeedy!!! Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! It's a pleasure to meet you, stranger," she practically squeaks as she answers me while bouncing up and down. I had then pointed the same finger to the unicorn and continued my questioning with: "And.... you happen to be a unicorn, correct?"

Her eyes go wide for a moment before answering me. "Why yes! I am, of course, named Rarity. But you can call me Miss Rarity if you prefer that," she states in a voice that reminded me of a Transatlantic accent from the Eastern States of my home country. I shook my head, thinking that if I wanted to inflate her ego, I would rather just be a beast. But I thought better than that and simply stated, "I'll keep that in mind, but just saying the name works better."

I walk up to the pegasus ponies just a few feet away to keep a safe distance from them. The blue one simply flew a little higher. Most likely to get a better view of me, I believed. I resumed my questioning by pointing to the yellow one and asked, "And I guess you and the blue one are the pegasus ponies, right?" The adorably fretful pony squeaked away and walked backwards just a bit.

The blue pony had just flown down to give the mare a bit of a confidence boost. "Aw, come on, Fluttershy! He's not gonna hurt you.... right?" On the last word, I saw how her head craned a bit to look at me. Her subtle inquiry had set my gut to be wrenched out if it was pressured just tightly enough. I looked to her and asked: "Now why would I want to hurt any of you?"

The yellow mare had then taken a few feet towards me, but she doesn't look at me as she says in a hushed voice, "Uhm.... hello... I'm.... I'm Fluttershy." I was somehow able to slightly hear what her name was. I smiled a bit more and said, "Fluttershy, huh? It's a pleasure to meet you, my new friend!" Her movements then went back a few more feet. I sighed, trying my best to not just hug her immensely like a big plushie doll. She was just that adorable to see.

The blue pegasus then moves up to me in a hovering flight and says to me: "Don't worry, big guy. She'll come around eventually!" I had only very much hoped so. But before I was even allowed to ask, she then announces: "And I just so happen to be the only and only Rainbow Dash! Nice to meet you!" I was able to figure out that she had a bit of a brash tone in her voice. What an ego she has! But, underneath it, I saw that she must have had a good soul underneath that attitude. I see her hoof extending to me as if she wanted me to shake it. But, given that I was not able to give her a high-five, I simply closed my fist and bumped her hoof. She then hovers a few feet away and smiled at me.

Next thing I know, a pair of hooves grab my attention as my hand is being shaken rather rapidly. The orange-yellow mare had taken my appendage and started to profusely shake it while announcing herself to me: "And ahm Applejack! A pleasure makin' your acquaintence!" She then lets go of my right hand and places her hooves back on the ground as she moves her right foreleg and hindleg in a crossing position.

My attention was then moved back to the purple alicorn that had given me that bit of information as I semi-circled to her. Her voice had me going back to where we were a few minutes ago. "And I'm Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship and current ruler of a small town called Ponyville. It's an honor to meet you, sir!"

'Is she serious? A fu-- freakin' Princess?!', was my thought as I heard those words from her. The look on her face was only a bit serious, but she still had her own adorable smile. Oh, this.... was just AWESOME!!! I bowed down to her with a knee up and another down while responding to her official claim with: "You too, your Highness!"

She was so taken aback by my gesture that in a nervous giggle, she quipped out, "Oh! Please, just call Twilight'! All of my friends do, anyway! Heh-heh!" That nervous smile told me that she was more of a nerd than a Princess of the new land that I learned was called Equestria. But that didn't stop me from giving a small smile of my own to her. But just as I was about to tell her that I would be more than willing to call her by her name, I heard the hoof steps of three new ponies coming up to me.

I looked to where I heard the falling steps on the ground. And within a few seconds, my jaw suddenly dropped to the ground. A trio of alicorns, as I saw from just looking at all of them, were not only a few feet taller than the other group of ponies, but a lot more beautiful than anything that I ever saw in my whole lifetime. The way that I could describe my findings was not even gonna be close enough to emphasize my new-found awe. But just as I was about to say something, the pink alicorn decided to speak her announcement to me:

"I am Princess Mi Amore Cadenza of the Crystal Empire. But I'm better known as just 'Cadance'." And when those words were spoken, I felt an indescribable feeling of infatuation for her. Her horn and wings were of the same color as her fur coat. Her eyes were a light pink color shade. Her mane and tail had the mixed trail of magenta and blond yellow streaks. And her cutie mark, as I saw from a quick glance, was a blue, crystallized heart with a golden banner at the bottom of it. Her smile to me was that which spoke of being a personality that could bring a smile to any pony, or person for that matter, that was feeling down. I'm not kidding! She was certainly hot as hell!

But I must digress for now. My head soon turned to the alicorn who had then spoken up after the pink one was done. I had given a bow to her before giving my attention to the new one that had stepped up.

"I am Princess Luna, the Princess of the Night, and co-ruler of the land of Equestria." Her mane and tail had the glitter of a night sky that was emblazoned with starry constellations that shined greatly. Her greenish blue eyes had spoken of how even though she was to be taken seriously, she wanted it to let it also be known that she was compassionate to her subjects. And when I saw her cutie mark, I saw the night sky with a crescent moon in the middle of it. With a final look at the beautiful mare, I became just as infatuated with her. Just like I was with the pink one. I took a bow to her and turned my head to the last one.

This alicorn, as I saw, was taller than the rest of the party. But upon a small but still noted observation, I was a few feet taller than the mare. Her hoof had then been pressed to the golden chest piece before announcing herself to me.

"And I am Princess Celestia, the Princess of the Day, and ruler of all of Equestria." When I heard her voice.... oh God! I heard the tone of a compassionate person who was able to soothe the inner beast within my heart. Her horn was a lot taller, yet just slightly thinner, than the other alicorns' horns. And it, along with her quite larger wings on her back, was as egg-shell white as her coat. Her eyes, however, was a slightly light purple color. And her mane and tail, just as a noted observation, had flowed just as freely as Luna's tail. However, the scheme of coloring was the opposite: A rainbow pattern of pink, purple, blue and green had just been too mesmerizing to look away from. This made me just stare in awe for a few blissful moments before breaking off my gaze to look at every pony that surrounded me.

Within moments, I had learned the tales about how the smaller ponies all got their cutie marks. Applejack got hers after realizing that a life in the city of Manehattan was just not right, and all while she observed how a rainbow was leading her back to her home at Sweet Apple Acres. And from there, she had been working and living her life as a farming pony who was able to bring only the best of apple-related treats and her family's best hard cider.

Rarity discovered her calling while making a few costumes for a play that was being made during her time as a small filly. When her horn had begun to glow, it was also guiding her towards what was to become her destiny. I nearly laughed when she told me of how it was a rock that her horn had guided her to. But then, as she remembered clearly, a mysterious sonic rainboom had shaken the ground, splitting the rock in half, just to reveal to her that it was embedded with a rather large cluster of multiple gemstones, and how all of them were just in many different colors. She went back to her school just in time for her new ideas to be shouted out to the world as the costumes were then spruced up with all the different jewels for all of the plays attire.

Fluttershy, after a moment of getting a bit braver for my sake, then told me of how she got hers. It was just within a week of the Young Fliers Summer Camp. She was quite a weak and clumsy flyer, much to the agonizing sneers that came from the other younger campers. And when Rainbow discovered this, she rose to her defense by challenging the bullies to a race. And when it began, Rainbow flew so fast, Fluttershy was accidentally pushed off from the cloud that she was sitting on after raising the checkered black and white flag. Oh, my heart was going about maybe 70 an hour! But when she was close to dying from a horrible accident, a swarm of butterflies had come to her rescue. This story had gotten me going. I wanted to hear more and more of this occurrence. And even though she resisted singing about how she was in a magical land, her story then came to a conclusion after I herd how the same rainboom from before had given her the ability to talk with many creatures from the woodlands, thus earning her cutie mark and discovering her destiny.

Twilight then began to recount how she got hers at the entrance exam for a prestigious academy for the young and talented unicorns in the city of Canterlot. She told me that before she was an alicorn, she was just an ordinary unicorn filly that was so fixated on getting into the school. She was on the verge of failing her exam when the same phenomenon activated the unknown source of magic within her. And with that, not only was she able to discover her level of power, but she also caught the attention of Princess Celestia, who had calmed her down within a few seconds. I turned to the same Princess Celestia that was still near me, and she nodded to me with a heart warming smile. But not only that, but the baby dragon, whom she named Spike, had become her number one assistant from his birth. And her cutie mark was then seen with her wide eyes. And from there, she continued her studies on the many forms of magic. And when she finished an unfinished spell from Starswirl the Bearded, that was when she became the alicorn that she was now known as. My heart felt a leap of joy as that tale ended.

Pinkie Pie then jumped in with her own tale: while growing up in a rock farm, her whole family had done nothing but work all day. No smiling, no joy and no parties at all. Then, while she worked on a patch of that rocky ground, the same rainboom had cleared the skies of its gray clouds. And when she saw it, she started to feel all giddy and excited. And when it disappeared from her sight, all that she wanted to do was find a way for her to keep herself and her family smiling. Then, she called her whole family over so that she could introduce a big party for all of them. And, of course, it was a smashing success. Her cutie mark was then given to her. "And that was how Equestria was discovered! Ooh, and maybe later, I'll tell you how I got my cutie mark!" she then quips just so randomly. I said to myself, 'It's Pinkie Pie - don't question it!', in my mind as I rolled my eyes.

Rainbow Dash then recounted her story on how she got her mark. The setting was in the same place as Fluttershy's tale, but it was told in her own perspective. While racing the bullies that insulted her friends honor, she went so fast, she caused a rather awesome sonic rainboom to be visualized. But not only by her, but her friends as well. She discovered not only that she loved winning, but how the adrenaline of going fast had thrilled her. And that was how she got her cutie mark, thus discovering her own destiny.

And as I listened in on these tales, even the other Princess ponies had to say their own tales. But they all just made me lose myself before finding myself after about an hour or so. I was just that enthralled with the telling of their own lives. But... the only thing that really got my attention was how Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were well over a thousand years old. My head and heart concluded that I was not even going to be halted by their respective ages. I was still in love with those two. I could not deny it any longer. But the same level of love was then felt for the other members of the party. I was not in any form of denial: my heart belonged to all of the little ponies!

I then turned my head to Princess Celestia and started to ask her for something.

"Listen, uh.... Princess Celestia?"

She looked to me with that smile that shined a goddesses compassion.

"I know that we all just met today, but, and I hope that this isn't asking too much, but I have to ask.... may I, uh...." I was stammering in a major blush that spread to my face. But I stopped myself for a moment to ask myself: 'Is this request really worth all the trouble?'. "What is it?" she asked me while I kept my eyes locked on the ground. "Well, the thing is.... I-uh.... just wanted to know if.... I-if I-I-I could....", I stammered in a surge of fear, dreading the answer being a no. But then, I took a big breath and calmly asked: "If I could, well.... hug you?"

As the mares near me gasped in shock from what I just asked, I had then realized that maybe I should have kept my big mouth shut. However, my fears were then quickly replaced when I felt a soft hoof on my chest. It was the Princess of the Day, and she was giving me another of her loving smiles. I gaped in awe.

She then said to me: "Yes. You may give me a hug, good sir."

A giant wave of happiness had suddenly enveloped my whole being. I knelt on one knee while keeping the other one just slightly bent upward. Her hooves then surround my shoulders as I shuddered for just a bit before realizing that her warmth was just so soothing. And with my arms fully surrounding her shoulders, we then locked each others bodies in the warmest, and indeed the most heartfelt embrace that I ever received in my whole life since before my mom and dad died when I was just a preteen. A few tears fell from my eyes and just dropped onto her coat. As I rubbed my eyes on her shoulders, her wing feathers then did the same thing that her forelegs had been done. She then rubbed her face on the left side of my face, telling me that I was in a safe place now. Never in my whole life did I feel any safer than while I locked myself in her compassionate lock. All that I wanted to do within that moment was just let my sadness out to her, but I made it a point to tell her later. And it was probably wiser that way. A few more streams of tears had fallen, giving her neck a staining slide of my salty tears. But even I believed that she was kind enough to keep me in her forelegs. I had then noticed her scent: Strong hints of vanilla and a citrus flavor, possibly an orange, had caught my nose. And it was just intoxicating. The soft warmth of her coat was enough to say to myself that at some point, I should get blankets that could be just as warm. When my tears and small sobs finally stopped, I moved away from her royal body and thanked her in my silence. My guess was that she was more than happy to give me the gift that was denied to me for so long now.

I had then started to realize, after a moment of clearing my brain, that I had *COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN!* to introduce myself to the ponies before me. I had begun to cast myself off as being a big-time idiot when I had then swept that small detail. I then began to say: "Aw, jeez! I just remembered that I was supposed to introduce myself to all of you!"

The mares had given either a small giggle or a short laugh. I chuckled a bit before saying my piece.

"Oh yeah! We didn't ask what your name is. So.... who are you?" Twilight asked me curiously.

I looked to all of them and said: "My name is Derek Louis. And I am wondering if all of you could do me the favor of making me a citizen of this glorious country that I wish to take my residence in?"

"I believe that we can arrange something for you, Mr. Louis," Princess Celestia had answered to me. And within a moment, the other ponies from Ponyville, as I learned just moments ago, said that we would be able to catch up later after I made a much needed trip to Canterlot. I made my way to the carriage that would take me to one of the many destinations that I would trek to. And within a moment of talking about the legal shit that I would have to follow through, I decided to ask a certain that one question that had been on my mind since the moment that I unlocked myself from the Princess who was able to raise and lower the sun every single day.

"Princess Celestia?"

"Yes, Derek?"

"I am wondering if, when you get the time during the whole process of my legalization, you could listen to the reason as to why I was crying on your neck and shoulder?"

She simply looked at me and sweetly replied with a hoof to my cheek: "I would be more than willing to listen while we get you to become a new citizen of our wonderful lands."

And with a whistle from Princess Luna, the carriage then began its flight from the ground up. I was not just excited about the flight, in case you were wondering. But when I would get my right to live in Equestria, I would resume my career as a bartender once again.

But while that goal was placed, I also made it a point to at least have one date with a few mares. But not just any mares. Oh, hell no! I would give every one of those beautiful mares that i met a night that will be more than just romantic for all of us! And I would start with the first one that I became an instant friend: Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship.

I smiled at the prospect of the ideal date that was in my mind.... I felt that nothing was gonna stop me from doing that for her! And after a date with her, I will then proceed to do the same for her friends! And then, with a careful approach on my part, I would date the Princesses that were on the same ride with me. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'Derek! How can you think of such things?'

Well, I'll tell you how: I felt confident that when I got to know them all in a personal matter, then I would give them all an ideal date. That's how! So there!

It has already been over three months since the whole process of becoming a new Equestrian citizen was done. Three whole months to the day. I looked at my watch to confirm the time, and I had then sighed deeply. 'Wow. I never would have thought that, during the whole time that I've been here, that I would be so well received by the ponies here! Especially with the former wielders of the Elements of Harmony!', I had begun to think.

*****One pony in particular, as I remembered, stood out a bit more than the others. It was a unicorn mare with a mint green color on her coat and a lyre as her cutie mark. Her name, as I had learned, was Lyra Heartstrings. And she was especially welcoming to me. Almost to the point that I would have been freaked out. Let me explain: While she had the ability to play some wonderful tunes on that strings instrument with her magic, she was also in a group that desired nothing more than to study the human anatomy. And, of course, I let her make a book that focused on how the bodies of my species worked. But I would not allow her to make notes on how the reproductive systems on both the male and the female bodies worked. She was a little heartbroken at first, but I was able to console her. And her best friend, an earth pony with a cream-colored coat, a pink-and-blue mane and tail, and a pair of wrapped candies for her cutie mark, was also there to help her out. Her name, as I had learned as well, was Bon Bon.*****

During the whole time that I was getting used to this new homeland of mine, I had been caught up in the Equestrian history, including the recent events that occurred before I arrived. And after hearing certain stories from the six ponies that saved Equestria more times than they could count, I could not believe how it all came together.

On a certain day, while I was working in certain odd jobs in order to get my own custom made home and my own business just about one and a half months ago, I went up to Pinkie Pie and told her about how I was willing to help her out with certain orders. She happily accepted my offer and introduced me to the Cake family. Carrot and Cup Cake were just a really great pair of ponies to work with. While the help that I gave was greatly appreciated, when my jobs were over, I had gotten a little impatient as to how the progress on my new home was going along. My mood was sinking lower to the edge.... until a bit of help arrived in the shape of Pinkie Pie. And she brought some fresh coffee, sweet treats, and some fruit as well. The workers were then able to finish up my new home, the movers brought in the furniture, the electrician and plumber ponies had completed all of the needed jobs, and when it was all done, I finally let out a breath of relief.

And nowadays, I still like to make sure to run down to Sugarcube Corner whenever I get a craving for something sweet to eat. But right now, all that I am wanting to do is just sit down with a good book in my hands. And I was more than able to get my wish today.

I was sitting on the couch, which stood with its back on a wall, within the massive library that was placed in Twilight Sparkle's Castle. I was reading a fine novel that wasn't a science book, a spell tome, or even a 'Daring Do' book. It was called 'My Dream Death.' And the author was named Whip Grater. And this particular novel from a series from the same author pony had taken me on an adventure that had everything that I love to visualize in my head: Innuendos, romance, violence & a slight hint of comedy.

But just as I was about to go into figuring out how to solve the murder and larceny case like the detective pony was about to do it, I had heard a loud creak at the door that was just a few momentary steps away. My head perked up to the sound as I closed the middle of the last chapter that I was in the middle of with my marker. Twilight had entered the library. She was looking as pretty as she always did. Being that our location deserved a quiet setting, I placed the book on the coffee table and beckoned the mare to pop a squat next to me with my left hand while wearing my smile. As she makes her way from the door to the couch, I patted on an empty space next to me. Twilight then takes the spot and sits her rump down. She then gives a hum that says that her couch was still comfortable, even though the age on it was able to creak it when anyone, or any pony, would sit on it.

"Hey, Derek."

"Hey, Twilight."

The exchange between us had always been brief, yet sweet. "How was your day?" she asks me in that cute smile of hers. I give her a small grin before answering, "Well.... other than the fact that I had to pay the most ridiculous price for a shipment of some new glasses for my pub three days ago, and the fact that I had to be more productive than I likely ever was in my whole life.... *sigh* I'd say it's been a good day."

We looked at each other with a smile for a little moment before I asked, "And yours?"

"Oh! Well.... I just had to make sure that not only my were lists organized after double checking all of them, and that my bed sheets and pillows were cleaned for the week, but also: I had to make sure that I picked up a few dresses that Rarity made for me. So, I believe that it's been a good day today as well!" she answered while I paid my attention to her.

She then looked to the book that I was reading before placing it on the table just a few moments ago. "Whip Grater?"

"Number 11 in the series."

"Hmm.... is it any good?" she asked with a hoof under her chin.

"Yep."

She then steps off of the couch to grab the tale on the table. But just as I was about to grab it to show the title, after moving just a few steps away from the couch, her right hoof slightly touches my left hand. She stops for a moment to look up at me while my hand and her hoof had connected. She gives a small blush as I closed my eyes for a bit before I looked back.

"May I?" I asked her with a hand to her hoof. "Uh.... sure." We then moved back to the couch and sat down once again. Even though I wanted to show the premise of the book to her, it would not have been that good to her. Fictional mysteries were not in her taste. And I knew her well enough to say that to myself.

She had that look of embarrassment. It was almost as if she was near a new coltfriend. And I might as well have been. I had remembered back to when we first had a certain debate battle about my old world's natural phenomenons against her worlds controlled ways of life. My arguments were more than certainly well-spoken, in all of the higher education that I remembered, but she was able to encounter them all with some witty comebacks. Eventually, my arguments against hers were won. But.... I think that it was more than likely because she didn't want to see me get mad. And I didn't want to make her angry as well. So we just stopped. I had then chuckled after my trip down Memory Lane.

"Huh? What is it, Derek?"

"Heh-heh! I just remembered how I was living here before my new home was made, and how we had that heated bantering on the first week. Do, uh.... do you remember that?" I responded to her in a smile.

"Oh my gosh! I do! It was the first time in my life that I had gotten so angry against someponie's customs, just as you did with mine!" she laughed while looking back to that memory in her own point of view.

"AH! We really just got so mad at each other that we just wanted to just strangle each other, didn't we?"

A loud giggle was given out. "Yep! We sure did! Hah-hah-hah!"

I gave out a small laugh. And after a moment, we let the silence settle in. I placed my right hand on her left hoof, to which she gave a small blush. I placed the left one on the right side of her face cheek and used my fingers to scratch behind her right ear. Her eyes then close as she hums lightly, taking in the sensation that comforts her for a while. Her whole body then lays down next to me in a position that resembles a cat taking its nap. I then used the opportunity to do the same thing for her left ear. And as I do this, I take care not to hurt the mares horn or wings. "Oooohhh.... I've been wanting this for a while now," she purrs to me.

"Really now?"

"Mmmmhhhmmmmm......"

The successful job that I am doing with scratching behind her ears, with a few subtle rubs and scratches along her neck, sends her nearly comatose. Guess she likes it when I do it. And apparently, a lot more than when Spike does it; For one thing, my gestures are more personal. And I also think that her enjoyment gives her a reason to relax after going through many readings and trials. The first time that I did this for her was when the aforementioned mint-colored unicorn told Twilight about my fingers' capabilities. And when Twilight asked me about it, I simply asked her to let her whole head be placed on my lap so that I could apply a few scratches to her ears. After a brief moment of hesitation, she accepted my desire to show the application of my fingers to her fur coat. And ever since then, she just lets me scratch them without any hint of wanting to stop me.

.....

My memory then goes back to when I had listened to how Twilight told me that I was the first creature from another world that is completely immune to all types of magic. And when I had heard that, it surprised me. Being that I came from a world where the only thing that would be deemed magical was anything that occurred naturally back at my world, I was under the impression that I was more than just a new species in a world filled with talking, technicolor ponies. Oh, no. I was just an enigma that she wished to know more about. A day or so had passed when Lyra, the unicorn from the other memory, had given her the references that she more than likely needed for her new studies. And when she got them, Twilight and I just had to go into a day of learning how my world was still more advanced in its technology than hers was, as well as how ponies and humans seem to have the same desires that dwell deep in their hearts. It was the start of a great friendship....

And I was now wanting more. But not just with Twilight; I wanted to announce the same feelings to her friends as well. And the three other Princesses, Celestia, Luna & Cadance to be exact, were also on the forefront of my mind. But I made it a point to not allow Twilight or her friends to know about my goal of romancing the royalty.

After a few minutes or so had passed, I took my hand from her head and placed a finger on her chin. She then stares at me, almost disappointed. And it was almost as if a tear was about to drop from those eyes of hers.

"But.... why did you stop?" she asks. I looked into those large purple eyes of hers and begun to finally gather the courage to do the one thing that I told myself to do, and should have done, three months ago: ask her out. But before I could, I simply said to her: "Well.... I just need your attention."

Her body had then sat up from her spot and looked at me. "I'm listening...."

I took a deep breath from the nose and blew out from the mouth within a few seconds.

"Twilight?"

"Yes, Derek?"

"For.... *sigh* For the longest time, I wanted to let you know just how much you and your friends mean to me. And I do mean all of you. When I was in my old world, I was not even able to ask a girl out. Or rather, you call it 'courting a mare' here. A-Anyways! I uh.... heh-heh...."

'Hoooohh boy! Let's hope that I can still be good friends with her and the other five....', was the thought that played in my head.

"Yes...?" Twilight asked, her eyes getting bigger by the second. I swear that she must have been wanting to question me for a while.

"I-I-I was actually.... uh.... wondering if you'd, I don't know.... maybe---"

She got closer to my face. And my blush grew hotter. And finally, being that I couldn't take it any longer, I hastily blurted out:

"WOULDITBEALRIGHTIFITOOKBOTHYOUANDALLOFYOURFRIENDSOUTONAROMANTICDATEFOREACHOFYOU?!" *

I had spoken my burning desire so fast that I must have beaten Spike's record of speed talking while being as incomprehensible as Pinkie would get at times. After my proposal was rushed out, instead of being asked calmly, I hid my face away from her after screaming like a little girl. Yep, that's right: I screamed like a girl. So sue me. This was because I was so afraid of the answer that I expected to come. But, then again, I never asked out a girl once, not even since after high school. I still get so nervous, even today of all days.

"Huh? Would you run that by me again?" Twilight asked in a state of both confusion and concern. I was afraid to look back, but I had no choice. Disobeying someone, or somepony in this case, was highly offensive to me. And even with my face getting as red as possible, I repeated my proposal a lot more slower this time:

"I said: Would it be alright.... if I took both you and all of your friends out.... on a romantic date for each of you?"

I was waiting for the expected answer, but instead, there was a confused look on her face. But it was quickly replaced by one that spoke of how she just got the message now.

"But.... why? Why would you want to take all of us out on an individual, romantic date, Derek?" she asked with a small blush that painted itself on her face.

"W-well... It's.... *sigh* It's because I fell for both you and your friends. And I truly felt this way since the beginning of our new friendship," I hoped to clarify. "And I do know that what I am wanting is stretching out the limits! Really! But.... I'd like to earn my trust from all of you, and I would like to prove myself in order to get the chance to know all of you in a much closer.... and a more intimate matter," I clearly stated. Her blush grew a lot deeper. This was where I had to be a gentleman about how I would let my desire be desisted if I got rejected: "But! If you don't wish for that to happen at all, then I will respect your wishes and never ask about it again. Whatever your answer will be, no matter how-- mmmppphhh!?"

My lips soon became heavily assaulted with hers in a kiss while she nearly tackled me down on the couch. The confusion in my head was soon replaced by a rising passion from the barrage of kisses on my lips and face from the purple pony. My lips then kissed her back in the same speedy pecks on her lips and face. All that I was receiving from her was a big 'Yes!' from her actions.

"Mmmph-Mmmmph-Mmmpph~! Oh, Derek! I would love to go out with you! Mmmph~!" I had heard from her panting smooches. A few seconds later, her look of passionate acceptance soon turned into a look that demanded that I answer her incoming questions. And it was right after the kisses had stopped.

"But.... I must ask: Why did you ask me out first?"

"Honestly? You were the first mare that spoke to me after my arrival," I answered.

And with another, but longer kiss, I then commented: "And during the whole time that you and I have been together, all that I wanted to do was just date you every day. But, given that I was just getting used to everything that I know now, I had to wait until the time was right."

"And I'm glad that you took your time, Derek." Twilight then kissed me back before replacing her flank back on the couch. She then looked to me and asked, "But if I am the first pony that you want to date, who are you wanting to pick for the next ones?"

"If you would be willing to listen, then I will say the names in order while giving you best explanation as to why," I replied with a nod that spoke the truth along with my words. Twilight looked to me and said: "I'm listening."

*****I went on to tell her how she was the first mare that I would date. And, of course, I told her how I would treat her like the mare that only a gentle-stallion should treat her: With respect, love, compassion & with a night of stargazing after a nice, candlelit dinner was done. (The part that I had to leave out of the conversation, given that it was quite disrespectful to speak about it to her, was how I would ravish her with a very steamy night that only the most passionate of lovers had shared).*****

After ten minutes of speaking of my plans with her, I had then proceeded to go along my list of the mares that I wanted to date after Twilight. The second one that I wished to date after Twilight? Pinkie Pie. Why? Because I believe in giving any mare a chance. And Pinkie Pie was just, in my view, a mare that *ahem* needs somepony to love her for a whole day and night. The next one after Pinkie was none other than the unicorn named Rarity. I had only recently heard that she still needs a stallion who will treat her like the lady that she brought herself up to be. And when she and I would date, I would do just that. And after Rarity, I would proceed to let Fluttershy be given the same treatment that I could for her. Even though she and I were so distant at first, after the first month, we got to become such great friends. And as I would with Twilight, Pinkie Pie & Rarity, I would give Fluttershy a great date night. Then, even though it was going to be quite a challenge for me, I would give Rainbow Dash a reason to slow down. The blue mare was not able to hold down her drinks in the bar after the establishment was made, but I still wanted to give her a chance. And that was my plan. And finally: Applejack. The reason? There was always something about a Southern country accent that drew me in. And even I had believed that even a 'country bumpkin', as she called herself on a few occasions, deserves romance. The part that I did not share was the same desire of a hot night with the other five mares.

My desire of romance with those same ponies had been clarified after the first week when I got over the fact that not only would I not ever get the ability to go home (given the fact that I never wanted to go back to my home world after everything that I saw), but that loving a creature that was as sentient as I am, even if they are a much more different species, was no longer an issue for me at all.

(The next ones in my romantic conquest, who weren't the bearers of the Elements of Harmony, were the Princesses that came along before Twilight even became one: Cadance, Luna & Celestia. I always did wish to know what dating somepony with royal blood would be like. But I was not gonna tell Twilight that. It's my secret. Mine. And it was always my biggest wish to have a date with someone, or somepony, that was many years older than I am. And by God, I was going to get that wish, even if it killed me!)

After Twilight heard my listing, she looked at me with a rather.... curious grin. It wasn't a look that detested my ideas. In fact, it was kind of.... mischievous. 'Oh, boy. I hope that she agrees with this', I pondered nervously while looking upon her face. A foreleg was raised while scratching her chin with a hoof while she thought about some kind of scheme, bearing a face that had the wheels of my head turning.

"So.... after me, it's Pinkie, huh?" Twilight asked with a devious look of lust on her face. The shades of red on my face turned vermilion because of how I was so nervous.

"Uhh! Y-y-yes."

"And you wish to date all of us in that order?"

"Precisely in that order. But! Keep in mind that you're the first one that I want to start my dates with."

A pair of lavender forelegs had started to wrap around my shoulders. And for the next few seconds, I got a bit calmer. She must have been wanting to date me for a while now. And the fact that I wanted to date her friends as well must have released some form of desire within her. I could tell that much just by looking into her globes. Her face and body had then pushed itself into mine while wrapping her back legs around my toned stomach. A smooch was then given to me by her. 'I guess she says yes', I chuckled to myself as I kissed her back.

"What is it, Derek?"

"I guess this means 'yes', right?"

"Yes, Derek. I am more than willing to let you date my friends and I."

Another set of kisses had taken our oxygen away from us. And then, after that beautiful moment of making out was done, she pulled back to the same spot. She then gave that same look in her eye like before. "But, I have to ask: Are you wanting to date Cadance, Luna & Celestia just as well?"

'OOOOOHH, FUCK!!! How the hell---?!', I screamed in my head before I heard a giggle from her. "Oh come on, Derek! I was a unicorn before I became an Alicorn. I just know of these things. Ha-hah-hah!!"

'God damn it! She got me! She knows what I'm planning!!! Do I---?'

"Derek...." she called for me silently.

"Uhh...."

"Please.... I need you to be honest with me. Are you really wanting to be with my friends and I?" Those sad eyes again. They peered into my soul and they discovered what I truly wanted. I had no choice but to answer her honestly. Because if there is one thing that I never liked about anyone, or anypony for that matter, it was when either they, or I, had lied. I looked deep into those purple eyes.

"Yes, Twilight. I do want this. More than anything in this world, or even in my old world for that matter. And I wanted this from the very moment that I gazed upon your friends. And the other Princesses were also on my mind when I saw them." As I said those words, I felt the heaviness of my long held burdens being finally lifted up from my body.

And then.... She kissed me. And she kissed me deeply. The tongues of our mouths had danced in a wet and passionate tango as we explored each others mouths while licking each others teeth in a dance that deprived us of our sources of oxygen and carbon dioxide. The taste of her mouth was just intoxicating, with strawberries and carrots as the flavors that mixed so well with one another. The lavender scent of her coat had also sent me to a nirvana-like state of mind during our steamy kisses. And then, we proceeded to kiss each others necks. This elicits a series of moaning and panting from the both of us. There was nothing there at all. Not me, not Twilight, and not even the couch or the library was there. There was a red background with a sweet melody as the purple princess and I became one.

But then, just as we were about to get a little hotter---

*CRASH!*

"What the hell is going on here, Twilight?", a certain voice called out in a shocked tone. The voice belonged to none other than Spike. The dragon, though not a baby anymore and more like a young adult now, had entered the library from the door bringing a snack from the kitchen on a tray that fell onto the floor after witnessing our session.

"SPIKE?!" Twilight screamed, while tumbling back to the other side of the couch, as I scrambled away to the opposite side. "Wha--? What are you doing here?!"

"Aw shit! I'm so sorry, Twilight! I didn't know that you were-- uh, well.... busy! I thought that I'd get some alone time in the library with my 'Mare-Do-Well' comics and some sandwiches," Spike replied.

"The only one that you should really be---!" I stopped Twilight's mouth from finishing its sentence with a hand. "Don't, Twilight. It's alright. Spike here doesn't know what was happening, and I believe that its for the best that I explain to him what had transpired here," I said to her before she could get another word in. I then removed my hand from her lips. "*Sigh* Alright, Derek. You can explain it to him," she said to me with a deep breath in and out of her mouth.

"Thank you, Twilight," I replied to her.

"Explain what?" Spike wondered.

"Before that: You been doing well, Spike?" I quickly asked with a finger up before answering for Twilight and myself.

"Yep."

"Cool. Now then: If you'll be so kind as to listen, I'll tell you what happened here."

"Okay. Lay it on me, bro."

"Well: I was just having a heart-to-heart with Twilight about what my desire has been for the last three months since I've been in Equestria. And after I said my piece, Twilight and I had.... well.... a bit of a make-out session after a moment of clarity with her."

"And the reason for that?"

"I'm getting to it, Spike. Just have some patience."

Spike just nodded.

....

I then told Spike the same desires that I spoke to Twilight about. Now, when he heard about how I was wanting to date Rarity, I thought that he would get obsessively angry with me about it. But no. He was calm about it, and this look on his mug confused me.

"Huh?"

"What?"

"Uh, well I.... t-that is.... I just thought--"

"You thought that I'd get angry at the thought of you dating Rarity?"

"Yeah!"

"Nah."

"What?!" Twilight and I said in a joined shock.

"Well, yeah. I may like Rarity as a good friend, but it's Sweetie Belle that I like more," Spike cleared up.

That was when it hit us. If Spike couldn't get with his crush, he might as well have been hitting on the little unicorn that was Rarity's little sister. Twilight and I came to the same conclusion.

"That's just awesome, Spike!" I commented with a chuckle.

"Yeah, so.... Just to let you know: I'm totally cool with you dating Rarity! And Twilight as well," Spike said with a smile on his face.

"Are you sure about this, Spike? This doesn't weird you out or something like that?" Twilight asked in a confused look.

"Nope! In fact: I actually think that both you and the other mares deserve a date with Derek, Twilight! He did wrestle with that bug-bear tribe, after all," Spike replied in a matter-of-fact tone while looking at the both of us.

"Ah, yeah! I remember that," I quipped.

"Me, too!" Twilight giggled.

A moment of laughter came after we discussed how I had given all of those strange creatures a reason to be afraid of a human. It was within that moment, as I remembered, that Fluttershy had translated what the alpha male was saying to me in its actions. I had not only earned their respect, but also their allegiance. But not only that, I gave Fluttershy the biggest gift that I could think of: a big old hug. And from there, I had gotten her to open up to me in an instant. And that was on the eighth day of my arrival.

The three of us soon came back to what was going on after that moment was reminisced.

"Anyways---" I quipped again just to bring us back to reality.

"Yep."

"Are- are you sure? And I mean, really sure, that I can do this?" I asked Spike.

"Absolutely! When I wrote that letter to Princess Celestia, a reply came back almost immediately," Spike answered.

"And what did she say?"

"Take a look!" Sure enough, there was a letter that was still unopened, addressed to me. "And you didn't bother to let me know about this?" I asked of Twilight.

"Sorry, Derek. It's just that I didn't believe that after getting the poison out of you from those scars that you'd want to read the letter," she replied almost shamefully. I took her face into my hand after scooting over to her and placed a gentle kiss to her lips. "It's alright, Twilight. I forgive you."

"Really?"

"Yes." Spike walked over to us and handed me the letter that was rolled up and unopened. I took the letter gently from his claws and opened it. It read:

"Dear Derek Louis,

By the time that you get this, it will be more than likely that you will have been fully healed of the poison that you received from the bug-bears after a week. I had been given the report of how you were more than willing to give your life for the safety of the citizens of Ponyville as you fought the beasts off with only wielding your.... anatomy. Not only was I impressed with your ability to gain the trust and allegiance of a dangerous group of creatures, but I was also a little shaken when I had read that you nearly died from the poison, had it not been for my faithful subjects quick thinking. And if you are reading this, please.... forgive my behavior, but I had cried when you were close to Death's kiss."

"Princess...." I sighed in shock. I continued reading the letter.

"And when you had been recovered and had the poison fully pulled away from your body, I cried again. But it was of the joy that you were still alive. And after a careful discussion with my sister, Princess Luna, along with our niece, Princess Cadance, we had concluded that you are a true Equestrian hero. If you should desire anything, anything at all, then please.... let us all know what it is, and we will do our best to fulfill your request or desire.

With all of my love, & respectfully yours,

Princess Celestia."

A tear fell from my eye. "Princess Celestia...." I sighed as I tried to fight back the tears, unsuccessfully as that. I saw a post script below where she signed the letter and it read:

"P.S. Both Luna and Cadance also wish you love. And if you should wish to date us, as we discussed before-hoof, you will have to take all three of us out on a date. XOXOXO"

"What the Tartarus?!"

"What is it, Derek?" Twilight quipped.

"Look!" She reads the post script and gasps. "Is this.... for real?"

"Yeah! It is!"

"Oh, sweet Fausticorn!!! This is just---"

"Amazing?" I asked as my smile got wider.

"That's just an understatement, but YEAH!!!" she cheered.

"What? What's going on?" Spike asked.

"Take a look!" Twilight responded with her purple aura floating the letter to Spike from my hands. His jaw dropped to the floor in his surprised look.

"NO WAY!!!"

"That's what I was gonna say!"

"A date with the Princesses? That's just FUCKIN' EPIC!" Spike cheers.

And for the last ten minutes, Twilight, Spike and myself got into a little cheering party. But then, I saw the clock on the wall. 1:55 PM

"OH SHIT!!!"

"Gaahh!! What? What is it, Derek?" Spike panicked. "I need to go and get some lunch before I go to work!!" I yelled out.

"Oh no!!! I just took up a lot of your time, didn't I? Oh, this just can't be good!" Twilight yelped in the same state as Spike. I had immediately placed the book from the table to the nearest bookshelf and patted off any dust and lint from my hoodie. Knowing her, I had to calm her down. I stroked her mane carefully as she cooed a bit.

"Hey, it was all worth it."

"Really?"

"Uh-huh."

She looked at me with a smile and then gave me a last, but deep, kiss and hug. Then we parted our lips and bodies from each other.

"Gotta go! But--- OH! Before that! Twilight? Tonight at 7:30 PM? You and me? You bring the telescope and charts, and I'll bring a bit of food and a picnic blanket for the hilltop just a mile away from Ponyville?" I proposed as I got prepared while looking at my bit pouch. Yep, I had more than enough for this night.

"That would be just lovely, Derek."

I was just two steps to the door when Twilight called me from a short distance.

"Hey, Derek?"

"Yes, Twilight?"

"Uhhh.... What should I say to the other girls?"

"The truth. And I say that because I believe that your friends won't let you hear the end of it unless you tell them what we discussed. But make sure that they're alright with the idea of me dating them," I responded to her. "Plus, there might have to be an explanation to be given for that hickey on your neck that I gave ya," I added in a chuckle.

"Oh! Right! You are correct!" she smiled in that adorable giggle of hers while rubbing her neck.

"Love ya, Twilight."

She gasps at my words, blushing deeply. She knew that my words were still true, even today. "I love you too, Derek," she says with a smooch to me from a distance.

"....Bye, Twilight."

"....Bye, Derek."

I closed the door behind me and proceeded to my destination. The work was gonna have to be forgotten for this night. I was going to make it special! And by God, if anything goes wrong, I'll make sure that the bug-bear tribe kills me this time! .....Or maybe not.

At the last moment, I brought the food in a large picnic basket, as well as the blanket on which we would lay down or sit on during our dinner. The inside of the basket contained an array of fruits and vegetables, along with some flowers that Twilight would be able to eat. There were also some candles on a not-too-fancy candelabra and a matchbox to light them up. And finally, some disposable plates that are biodegradable. I looked at my watch and it said 7:25 PM. 'Five minutes until she comes up here,', I thought to myself as I began to set it all up. Blanket first, some nearby rocks to hold the corners down, the candelabra in the center with the candles lit up with a match strike, and the food at one side of it.

After the food and such was set up, I heard the soft hoof steps of my date coming near me. I had also heard an object or two being levitated towards me from her magic. I looked over to her, and my jaw had just.... dropped. She looked.... gorgeous. No! Spectacular!! "Holy shit, Twilight! You look... wow! Amazing!"

She giggled a bit at that compliment. "Thanks, Derek. I just had to make sure that I looked good for you."

"Still as modest as always, Twilight."

"Ahhh-- anyways! It looks like were all ready for the food and some stargazing, right?"

"Right."

**********

And for the next few hours, we ate our food as we observed the constellations that Princess Luna had set up high in the sky. And as we headed to my home, (the time being 1:15 AM on my watch) as we agreed during our trip back, I unlocked the door and opened it to turn on the living room light before inviting her in.

And after taking off her overcoat, placing it safely next to my hoodie which was next to the fireplace in a safe distance, she just stood there in awe of how my place looked. But, no words were allowed this time. We went to my couch and just stayed in the position that we both desired: a cuddle.

But it soon escalated to another hot and heavy make-out session. The sensations of before had returned, giving us both a reason to pant and moan out. I had just laid back with my head on the cushion of the left side of the couch while Twilight had grinded her hips on my bulging erection while it was still heavily clothed. She moaned out my name as I did for hers while keeping my hands on her flanks just above her cutie mark. A moment later, after a quick kiss, I took off my shirt and pants, after my shoes and socks were undone, and placed them on the floor. The monster in my boxers was still begging to be released from its prison, but I decided to let Twilight handle that. Within seconds, her magic had somehow gotten my underwear to go down, thus giving my shaft a new sense of freedom with a salute. She looked at my throbbing member and sultrily whispered: "How about I examine that telescope?" I could only nod. She then teasingly kissed the base while licking it as well. Her notion was to enjoy every bit of this new experience, and I allowed it with vigor. After a small sucking of my nut sack, she then licked the length up and down. A thought then came to mind: "Turn your legs to me while you keep doing that, Twi," I whispered to her in a grunt. With another lick, she asks, "Why?"

"You'll know about it. Just trust me."

"Okay."

Her legs then move around my head as I faced her pink slit for the first time. It was still wet with the anticipation of what was to come. I then grabbed her flanks softly, bringing my prize closer to my face. "Derek, what are---?" Not wanting to tease her, being that I am a gentleman, I got to licking her labia and clit with my tongue right there. "Nnnnnnaaauuuugggghhh~! Oh! Oh, yes, Derek! Right there~!" she moaned as she then bobbed her head up and down on the length of my hard member, keeping up her blowjob. My fingers then go deep into her velvety love tunnel.

None of us wasted time as our hips bounced up and down while we kept the 69 position on the couch for a long while. the pressure of climaxing was getting to be too much for the both of us. The erotic whining and panting had intensified during our intimate motions. And as we got faster and harder with each thrust from the both of us, it finally got to the explosion of that magical orgasm from the two of us. As her fluids dripped to my face as my seed was being swallowed by her, Twilight then turned around to face me with those lustful yet loving eyes.

"Derek?"

"Yes, Twilight, my love?"

Her soft hooves then caress my body and it tickles me a bit. I pulled her up to my face and shared a deep kiss. The saltiness of my seed and the fruity taste of her juices had combined together to make up a new flavor in that kiss that only we, as new lovers, could share. After we stopped the kiss, she said, "What do you say we take the final step in your bedroom?"

"Good idea," I simply concluded.

Within a few minutes, we get under the covers of my bed after I pull them off. And from how the both of us were so wanting it, given her lack of experience in foreplay and certain positions, she was just a natural at it all. As was I, even though I turned in my V-card to a hot girl in college once. And after another lapping of licks on her pussy, I then turned my once-again hard shaft to have the tip caress the hot lower lips of her love tunnel. Her hind legs then wrap around my hips in earnest eagerness. "Aaahhh~! Derek! Please.... don't tease me," Twilight gasped with her anticipation killing her. Given that I was now hard again, and the fact that our mess was a natural lubricant, I slid my entire length slowly into her soft yet tight love tunnel. And as the whole experience grew hotter, I made no motion to my position and just looked longingly into her eyes.

"Derek? What is it?" she asked in a moment of confusion while panting lightly.

"Oh, Twilight. This was the moment that I have been wanting with you for the last three months," I replied in my gasps while my shaft was still tightly fitted into her cervix.

"*sigh* Really?"

"Yes...."

"I--- *sigh* I must ask you: Would you be willing to do this with my friends if they asked you to, after your dates with them?" she asks in the same tone that showed how horny she was while I was just the same as her.

"Yes. But only if they want to, because I wouldn't do this if they don't want it. I'm too much of a gentleman to force the issue upon them," I replied with a grunt as I moved my length just a half inch away.

"Ooohhh--aaahhh! *sigh* Oh, Derek.... you really are such a great stallion. And even better than they are," she gasped out lovingly as I pushed in and pulled out very slowly.

"You're a sweetheart, my darling Princess," I tell her with a deep kiss as I continue my slow pumps, which continued to make her moan louder. "Now: do I have your royal permission to fuck you like a common whore, my lady?"

"Oh! Yes, Derek! Fuck me! Fuck me hard!" she cried out in passion.

"As you wish, your Highness!" I reply before moving faster. The pumping of my whole length into her walls soon became much like a train piston as the locomotive was going about 80 mph. And as I continued, the loud praying, clasping and moaning got heightened up. "Oh, Derek! Tell me that I'm your whorse! Please! Tell me!" she screams while we continued our loving grinds.

"You like being treated like a whore, ya dumb bitch?! Do you like this?! Huh?!"

"OH, SWEET FAUSTICORN!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! I am your whore!! Fuck me until I can't stand on my hooves, Derek! Fuck me hard, you damned ass-wipe!!" The role playing of us getting so angry at each other only motivated as to move our positions every so few minutes as we pumped harder into each others love makers, getting us that much more excited.

"Oh God! Twilight, I-I-I can't--- ugh! I can't hold it any longer! I'm-I'm gonna---"

"Yes, Derek, my love! Cum inside of me! I want that hot seed in my stomach again! Just--- aaahh! Just give it to me like a stallion!" she demanded in the loud screams of our pleasure as we got even faster and harder. The point of no return was closing in fast, and the critical mass had just reached the high point.

"Yes, Twilight! Yes! aah! aah! Aaah---AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH~!"

"GGGGG---AAAAAUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH~!!!"

Our screams of lust and passion must have echoed out from the whole room as the bigger explosion from my shaft and her pussy released our wasted products, leaking out enough to trickle down to her ass and thighs, while I kept my one-eyed gopher from getting out. Our breaths had been panted in and out, trying desperately to get some oxygen for ourselves. And as we laid there on the sheets, I pulled up the blanket and tucked her in with me while holding her in my arms.

In between the quick kisses that we gave, I asked her, "How would rate this whole date night, Twilight?"

She sighed, "On a scale of one to ten? I would give the final score of your performance.... an eleven!" I kissed her deeply before replying with, "And you deserve a parade with how well you did, my darling Twilight."

"Mmmmmmm....", she purred into my chest. "I love you, Derek."

"And I love you, Twilight."

We finally drifted off to sleep, and I dreamed a dream that could only enhance how peaceful my night is now....

I had just finished my breakfast of scrambled eggs, hash-browns, buttered bread, and a fruit cocktail to go with a glass of orange juice, just about an hour ago. The taste is still on my tongue.

It has now been two days since my date with Twilight had been set and done. When I came calling on her yesterday, she was still sore from how we had that great night. The both of us chuckled and giggled while receiving a great kiss from her. And, of course, I told her that Pinkie Pie is now next on my list of the mares that I still want to date.

And now, all that I could think about during my morning rituals was how I was going to ask her out, and how the date should go. And naturally, I came up with a hypothesis: 'If I can remember what Pinkie actually loves in life, I can formulate how the best plan could be set up.' A smile had then moved from my mouth.

'Oh Derek, you glorious bastard! This is so gonna work out, by fuckin' thunder!'

A series of loud knocks then interrupts my ego boost just in time. I proceeded to the door to see who was calling so lately in the morning. My left hand had then twisted the knob and I pulled the door in front of me. To my surprise, it was the pink earth pony that I came closer to as a friend every day. The same closeness was on the same degree with the other ponies, but today, I focused on the mare who yelled, "SURPRIIIIIISE!!!"

"Well then.... I take it that you wish me a good morning song?" I asked as a smile crept up on my face from how bubbly she always is, and all while inviting her in with a welcoming gesture.

"Welll.... not exactly! That idea's great, but not today!" she smiled as she moved to a spot so that I don't hurt her after closing the door beside her.

"Explain yourself, then. Please, do."

"Well.... I had heard from Twilight that you wanted to date both me, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Applejack after having a great night with her, right?" she asks in that giggly voice.

"Yes, that's right," I stated proudly.

"Aaaand.... I also heard that I'm next on your list, right?" Pinkie proceeded to ask.

"Correct," I answered her again. She gives a big gasp that showed her surprise while somehow floating in the air. 'Ugh! It's Pinkie Pie; Don't question it!', I said to myself in a chuckle. If I knew Pinkie, she was going to ramble on for quite a while now. But before she could do that, I raised my hand up to stop her. This takes an immediate effect as she falls softly on her hooves on the wooden floor that makes up the entrance part of the interior of my house.

"And I have just one question before I tell you what I have planned," I say to her with a grin.

"You wanna give me a scratch behind the ears?" she surprisingly says. 'Damn.... she knows what I wish to do for her, doesn't she?'

"Well, of course I know what you wanna do for me, ya silly goose, you!" she giggles just a second later.

"Hey! I may be silly, but I'm not a goose," I retorted playfully. This in turn makes her giggle just like the last time. I said it once, and I'll say it a million more times if I have to: Pinkie Pie's attitude is just so damned infectious. That laugh and giggle that comes from her just keeps me from ever feeling down. Damn.... I just love her for that. Well that, and the fact that she is just sooo optimistic about everything. I had then proceed to give her a gentle scratch behind her ears with my fingers after kneeling down to her on my knees. She is just taking in a lot of this good massage that I am providing her as a cooing is joined by a giggle.

"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Now would you help me scratch this little itch just a few centimeters from my tail, if you please?" Pinkie Pie then asks while I scratch away. "As you wish, Pinkie," I replied happily. There was a spot just a few centimeters away where the curly, bouncy tail had stopped. I start my scratches and she gives another giggle with a purr in it. "Ohhh, thanks Derek! I soooo needed this," she tells me in that purr.

"Really?"

"Mmm-hmmmmm."

This was the tell-tale sign that she was not wanting me to stop my gestures for her. But after scratching that bit of her fur coat, as well as her ears, I gave the rest of her coat the relaxing scratches that she desired from me. And after a few minutes, I stopped my massage entirely and pulled her face to meet mine. She giggled again, making me chuckle as a result.

"Thanks, Derek."

"You're very welcome, Pinkie."

I gestured my hand to the couch to invite her to sit with me. She got the message and bounced her way over. I then took an empty spot on the furniture next to her and looked into her light blue eyes when we got comfortable in our positions.

"So...."

"Yeah?"

"Would you like to hear what I have planned for us today?"

"Okie-dokie-lokie!"

*****I had then begun to tell her of my plans for her today: First off is lunchtime at a veggie burger place that makes a really wonderful eggplant burger that I loved eating every single time that I go there. And then, if she wanted, we could try to make some chocolate chip cookies with caramel topping, nougat and peanuts on the top. She loved that idea immensely! And after that was done, I'd take her to a nightclub that existed just a few blocks away from my bar, just for the sake of dancing.*****

"And you wanna do this for me.... why?" she asks with an eye lidded down just a bit.

"Because you deserve the best date that I can give you, that's why!" I replied happily.

She then tackles me on the couch and begins kissing me with her lips. God! Again with the tackling! This was a lot more surprising than when Twilight did this action to me, but I allowed it to happen all the same. And as I wrapped my arms around the pink pony's body, she wrapped her forelegs around my shoulders. And within that moment, the taste and scent of bubble gum had enveloped my entire being, casting me into a world of bliss. Our tongues then danced a wet sliding that made the both of us just moan with desire. And then our mouths separated in a sliding motion for our necks, but not before nibbling on each others ears, thus giving more of a desire from our panting.

"Mmmmmmm.... Oooh, wow Derek," Pinkie panted.

"What?", I asked.

"It's no wonder Twilight loved being with you that night. You really are such a gentlestallion, aren't ya?", she giggles again.

"I, uh--- heh-heh.... I guess I am...." I reply weakly.

We resumed our work of pleasing each other with our mouths as I rubbed firmly on her chest, going all around her cute body, as we continued to work. And in the moment of passion between us, I had reminded myself that the best part had to wait until the night fell. But even at that, I wasn't going to let her loose without a premiere of the festivities to come. My hand then goes to her thighs and I give her flank a mild squeeze before I continue my massage after giving it another good squeeze. And then we separated after about fifteen minutes of this make-out session. She then pokes the bulge in my pants and smiles nonchalantly.

"Ooooohhhh!! Is that your frosting rod that I see in there?" she asks me with that unmistakable voice of sultry in her bubbly tone. I could only confirm it to her in a nod. "Well.... I certainly hope that we can open it up after our date today!"

"We certainly will get to it all after the night falls," I tell her with a goofy smug on my mug. She then quickly kisses me just as passionately and as deeply as before. We looked to the clock on the mantle piece above the fireplace and it read 10:15 AM.

"Wowweee!! We must have had a short party for a while there, Big D!" Pinkie comments after looking at it with another smile of hers directed straight at me.

"I can certainly attest to that, my Pink Lady!" I replied, catching on to the nickname that I got from her. She and I just laughed after that. "Pink Lady, huh? Hmmm.... I like it!"

"I'm glad!"

She then gave me a quick peck on the left face cheek and said, "What should we do now, Derek? Huh-huh-huh?"

"I already have a few things to take care of before our lunch at the Royal Carrot place, so it shouldn't take up too much of my time," I answered simply.

"Ooh! I just remembered: I need to tell the Cakes that I now have a date with you today! And I should start getting prepared for today's date," Pinkie squeaked up. I then took her face with my hand and gave her a passionate kiss that lasted for a minute or so. "Mmmmmm.... You are such a teasey-pants, Derek!" she laughed. "I know," I quipped to her. And with a final kiss on her lips, I let her head go. "I'll see you at about, oh.... 1:00 PM?" I proposed to her as she made her way to the door.

"Pinkie, plus you, equals FUN FUN FUN!!! So.... Yes, indeedy!" she cheers I opened the door for her. That was most likely a yes as far as I could tell. But before she left, I quickly yelled, "Hold up there, Pinkie!"

"Yes, Derek?"

I pulled her into another kiss as she kissed me back.

"I was right all along!" I concluded aloud in a happy tone after breaking the kiss.

"What? What is it, Derek?" she asks in confusion.

"I tasted bubble gum in your kisses and cotton candy on your fur when I kissed your neck, Pinkie!" I shared with her.

"Bubble gum and cotton candy? Oh, WOWEEE, BIG D!!! You really know your sweets, huh?"

"Yep. That I do, indeed, Pink Lady! That I do, indeed!"

She then kisses me back with a vigor that I felt during our heavy smooching just moments before. And as she leaves the house with that bounce from before, she turns to me and shouts, "I'll see you later, alligator!"

"In a while, crocodile!" I shout back to her with a wave of my hand, to which she waves back with a hoof while giving a last giggle that echoes from the space between us. And as I closed the door, I suddenly felt so sad that she was already gone. It weighed me down just for a bit. I saw the clock on the mantle-piece and it read 10:20 AM. And with that time in my head, I decided to clean up my plates from the dining table. And in the same sink, I see a pink washrag that was given to me by that pink pony. And as I lathered it up with a bar of soap after running the hot water on it, I pour that cleaning agent onto the plates so that it could better clean it before the scrubbing and rinsing could be done.

.....

As I began to scrub and rinse my dishes, finishing it off with a dry rub from a gray rag, a certain memory floods back. My parents.... before I was even ten, had instructed me on how to do the dishes. I was a little afraid of the water at first, given the fact that it looked steamy. With some words of encouragement, they eased my way into how it was all done. And it was then, as I looked back now, that it was truly and really what I needed to know about how to take better care of myself. It really was too bad that I lost them in that tragedy that claimed their lives. I'm still not sure on how it all went down, but I had been led to believe that my parents had a bad run-in with 'an old friend' that lived a life of crime. And I believed it; dad was a lawyer, mom was a former police officer. Those things tend to happen to the people who worked at those jobs. But my heart still pains me at the fact that even though I could see them in my dreams and flashbacks, I was not able to see them in the waking world.

.....

I had cried after remembering that cold, heartless fact. And in fact, the tears turned into streams that could fill a river. "I miss you Mom and Dad," I whispered in my sobs. "....so much!" The tears were just as rusting in my eyes as they were back then. And I had remembered how I told Applejack the same story that I remembered. She and her whole family cried with me as they shared what happened to her parents. I looked out to the windows and whispered with a sniffle, "I'll always remember the great times that we had."

I was just ten minutes ahead of the scheduled time that we would meet up. All that I put on my back was a thick, long-sleeved white t-shirt over a gray jock shirt that I wanted to show when we got to the nightclub. My denim blue jeans were the only thing that I could fit into, as well as my socks in my slip-on runner shoes. If anything, my hope was that Rarity, by the time that we get to dating, will have a new set of clothes. Some new casual ones and a few new tuxedos for the formal date that I'll set up for her on that day.

"Oh, darling! There you are!", a familiar voice calls out. I turn around fast to find the voice. And sure enough, it was Rarity calling out to me. I wave to her and then step towards her.

"Hello again, Rarity! I was just having a thought about you, actually," I said to her after looking at her when I stopped just ten feet away after giving her a quick hug.

"Moi? And what exactly were you thinking, my darling Derek?" she asks with her own curiosity planted on her face before smiling again.

"Actually, I was hoping to speak to you about a few clothing items that I had commissioned from you a few weeks ago. Are they finished now, by any chance?" I asked after clearing up my answer to her.

"Why, yes indeed! I had just finished the final touches on three brand spanking new tuxedos! Why? Are you wishing that you had one of them on now, my dear?"

"No, not just yet. I was actually thinking about wearing one of them when we go out, Miss Rarity."

She then eyes me with another curious look. "Really, now?"

"Yes, indeed."

"Who are you and what have you done with Derek Louis?" she giggles in a refined tone. "Well, in any case, I should allow you to get back to your date with Pinkie Pie, darling. I do hope that you two have a wonderful time!"

"Trust me: On the day that you and I start our date, you'll see why it is that Twilight, and soon Pinkie Pie by tonight, loved spending time with me," I winked at her.

"Oh? Well, I certainly hope so, Derek darling," she giggled again. "And I believe that in whatever tuxedo you choose, you will look simply handsome in it.... and maybe...." she trailed off in a big blush.

"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! No revealing our fantasies until our time, okay?" I say to her with a shake of my finger to her.

"Oh, do forgive me, my dear.... it's just that I.... well, heh-heh-heh--- Ooh! Look at the time! Pinkie's coming!" Rarity then speaks with a hoof in the other direction. Sure enough, Pinkie tries to tackle me to the ground. But, this time, I catch her off guard by planting my legs on the ground before grabbing her and spinning her around.

"WOW, BIG D!!! You must be very happy to see me!" she quickly shouts out as I released my grip and placed her on the ground.

"You know it, Pink Lady!" I replied back in a grin. "'Pink Lady'? 'Big D'? Just what is it with these nicknames, Pinkie?" Rarity asks in a tone that spoke to us of her not knowing what we were doing.

"Weellll, DUH!! He is like a giant with how tall he is! Aaaand his name does begin with a 'D' in it! So, I call him 'Big D' as a means of my being affectionate to him!" Pinkie answers in that bubbly voice that I love.

"And I just call her 'Pink Lady' as a means of showing my love for her. Her coat being pink, her name with the word 'pink' in it, and the fact that like you, Miss Rarity, she is a mare. So, yeah. That's how that name came around," I added to Pinkie's answer. Rarity just scoffs a bit. "And here I thought that we were not going to bring up his height again. Do forgive me, but I simply cannot condone the weather jokes!" she dramatically announces.

"Hey, now! I'm not in the least offended by them! When someone asks, I use my wit against those who try to insult me," I retort to her with my hands shaking at her from a safe distance.

"Oh, do forgive me, Pinkie Pie! It's just that our mutual love here is such a gentlestallion- metaphorically speaking, of course!-" she says with a hoof to my leg while looking at both me and the pink pony beside me. "-but I just hate it with a passion how some ponies just taunt him for such a thing that really defines him as a- *ahem* true stallion!" She then begins to cry before Pinkie wipes it off for her. "I am so sorry, Pinkie! And I am so sorry for my display, Derek!"

"Aww, Rarity! I forgive you!" Pinkie says to Rarity with a tight hug that ends in a few seconds after a peck to her cheek. "And I forgive you too, love," I say to her after kneeling down again to hug her. "Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyou! You truly are the best friends that I ever had!" she says quite happily now as I hugged her tightly. And after gently letting her back down on the ground, I then kiss her cheek as well before standing back up.

"Uhmm, Pinkie?"

"Yes, Rarity?"

"I do wonder if, well- uh... t-that is---"

"You wanna kiss him, dont'cha?" she teases, knowing what Rarity wants in an instant. Again: It's Pinkie Pie; Don't question it. Rarity jumps hastily at the question. "W-what?! How did---?"

"It's Pinkie Pie; Don't question it," I reply to Rarity as I go on my knees once again. She gives a big blush as she approaches closer to me. "I do believe that you have a point, love," she replies back in a short giggle. This one was that of a schoolgirl that was nervous about her first kiss.

"Come on now! Let's see a BIG kiss!" Pinkie suggests teasingly. I roll my eyes, as does Rarity. The butterflies in my stomach are begging me to release them. And for what it was worth, Rarity must have been as nervous as I was. I then pick up Rarity from the ground and place the hooves from her hind-legs on my upper legs, hoping to not let them hurt my.... 'cash & prizes'.

As I gazed into those deep blue eyes of hers, I could practically hear her heart skipping a few beats higher as a melting was cast off from me to her. I then moved my face closer to hers, not caring for the ponies outside who could see us. "I hope that this won't change anything between us, love," I said to her in my concern. "Me too, Derek.... me too...." And the kiss was suddenly planted. And when our lips had parted, we kissed more, and with a new-found passion in our hearts. Our tongues had danced the same way that was done with the other mares. The taste of vanilla and marshmallows had induced my senses to numbness. A few moans had been given from her as we worked our way around each others mouths in our passion. And after a moment, I saw the look of being thrilled on her face as we finally parted our lips.

"WOOOHOOOO!!! Now THAT was a BIG OLD KISS, RARITY!!!" Pinkie cheers out after a second passes by. Rarity had then placed a hoof on my leg as she stepped off to the ground. She giggles along with my chuckling. "Oh really Pinkie! Shouting out like that- such uncouth behavior, even for you and I, Pinkie Pie," she says with a huff and a swish of her deep purple mane.

"Hey, Rarity?" I quipped to her

"Yes, Derek darling?" she asks with a flutter of her eyelashes.

"I don't know about you, but I believe that we just had a very great moment between us," I said to her as gallantly as possible. "What about you?"

"Hmmmm..... Maybe that was just a sample of what will happen on our date, my handsome darling," she tells me with half-lidded eyes.

"AHEM!!!"

A server pony calls to Pinkie and I, letting us know that the food is ready and placed on the table for our enjoyment, along with a pair of soft drinks that are placed next to one another.

"Your order is ready, sir!" he smiles after a moment of getting our attention, obviously annoyed by our PDA's. And after a quick good-bye to Rarity, Pinkie and I sat on our seats and began to eat and drink.

"MMMMM!!!" she yells with her full mouth closed after a bite of her food.

"Well....?"

"I LOVE IT!!!" she cheers once again. I place another bite of my veggie burger into my jaws and proceed to eat it. And oh boy was I hungry! Because the next thing you know, after about half an hour, our food is completely gone and our drinks are dried up with some final slurps.

We arrive at the bakery known as 'Sugar Cube Corner' within a moment of trekking towards it. But as soon as the doors were opened, Pinkie Pie rushes in and yells out, "HI, MR. AND MRS. CAKE!!!" as I take a seat for the moment. The baker couple jumps up a bit at the sound of her excited scream.

"Oh! P-Pinkie Pie! *whew!* Don't scare us like that, deary," Cup Cake sighs after taking a moment to breath.

"Oops! Sorry about that! I was just so excited to see the both of you here today!" Pinkie apologized profusely. "Oh, that's alright, deary. Oh! Mr. Louis! We didn't expect you here today, of all places," she quickly greeted me after accepting her apology.

"Ma'am," I bow to her in greeting.

"Ooh! Mrs. Cake, I was actually wondering if Derek and I can make some cookies today?" Pinkie snaps up, remembering the second third of the plans that I laid out for her. "Why, yes, I think that could be rather fun to do. Right, honey-bunch?" Mrs. Cake calls out to the nonexistent Mr. Cake in the kitchen. The yellow, skinny stallion walks out with a tray of newly made goodies on his back. "Of course, but what are you hoping that the--- uh, gentleman here, are planning to make?"

I rise up from my seat and explain to them: "A batch of chocolate chip cookies with caramel, nougat and some peanuts in them."

"Oh my! That certainly sounds good, right sugar plum?" he comments to his wife.

"Oh yes! It certainly does, sweetie pie! Just make sure that the both of you clean up everything when it's all done, all right?" Mrs. Cake orders lovingly to the both of us.

Pinkie jumps up and down in that adorable bounce of hers as she says, "Yes, Mr. and Mrs. Cake! We'll get everything cleaned up after we bake these new goodies! Right, Big D?"

"That's right, Pink Lady! I'll make sure to get everything so clean, it'll be as if we weren't there at all," I commented in response to Pinkie and the bakers. Pinkie and I then go into the kitchen where the magic always happens. And all that I can do is inhale the scents of flour and chocolate wafting in the air. "Lovely smell, isn't it?"

"Mmm-hmmm!"

"So! Let's get to baking those cookies, huh?!" she suggested with a clop from her front hooves.

"Yes! Let's!!!" I clapped with my hands.

About two-and-a-half hours later, we made the cookies, cleaned up the kitchen and sold the ones that we didn't eat for one bit each. Both Mr. & Mrs. Cake complimented us on a spectacular job well done.

And within the hour of 6:00 PM, both Pinkie Pie and myself went into a nightclub just a mile south of Ponyville. And when the DJ played certain fast songs, the pink pony would be amazed by how I would just make some shuffles and a moonwalk on the floor, just as I would for her dance steps. But when a slow song was heard, by a request that was from a few ponies on the floor, the DJ would then change the pace as I would lift Pinkie Pie off of the ground to hold her close to me....

.....

Three hours later, and after all that dancing that we did, I somehow still had the energy to take her back to my home. I unlocked the locked door with my house key and opened the door. And while I took a seat, after turning on the light, Pinkie Pie had then come to me in a bounce that still showed how her personality was as bubbly as ever.

"So, Big D! What do we do now, huh?"

" *sigh* Well.... I still have some energy left in me to take you up on the last part of the offer that I made you just earlier this morning, my lovely Pink Lady," I suggested lustfully after I caught my breath and smiled.

"Oooh! Do you mean---?"

"Ohhh yeah.... So how about we make a few 'pies' of our own?" I suggested with an eyebrow arched up.

She eyed the zipper of my pants before I heard in a whisper, "Then let's get it on, Derek!"

"I want you, Pinkie.... I want you so bad!" I sighed to her with a nod of my head.

She silently giggled at me for a quick moment and then said, "And I want you too, Big D! Can we go up to your room?"

"As you wish, my Pink Lady...." I growled seductively to her. And as we ran up to the room, while she and I gave a few laughs along the way, I once again lifted the blankets and sheets to place her on the right side of the covered mattress. And then she struck a very sexy pose on my bed, which added to my arousal. And from the musk that I smelled, she was desiring me as well. So I did my manual labor of removing every last bit of my clothing except for my underwear. And as I laid down next to her, the same make-out session from before had ignited the spark of a true lovers passion within our hearts. My lips then started to part hers as our tongues met once again, all while gliding them around the corners of our mouths. My tongue then starts to slide onto her neck, allowing me to taste the same cotton candy flavor that I sampled before.

"Oh, Derek! Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmm! You must be.... really horny.... *Aaahhh!*.... for me," she giggled and gasped as I went further south on her body with my wet muscle.

"You have.... no idea...." I sighed to her in a hunger that had to be satiated immediately. With my hands on her rumps, I lifted her flanks and legs up as I ventured forward to my prize. Her tits were the only thing that stood between me and my goal, but this was an obstacle that I looked forward to overcome. "Oooh! Looks like I found some chocolate chips here! I wonder what they.... taste like, hmmm?" I growled again in my low voice. She quietly giggled again, "Well then, why don't have a sample, huh?" while running a hoof on her tits. I take the suggestion that she makes and start my oral massage on the left nipple while pinching the right one as gently as possible.

"Oooohhh-woooh-woooh-wooooooh~! Oh, Derek! Yeah! Right there! Aaahhhh!" she cheered in a low squeak. This was really turning her on, and even I could tell. The licking and flicking of my tongue goes into clockwise and counterclockwise circles on the both of her nipples, still going as gentle with my suckling, savoring the sweet taste of her tits in my mouth. But even I knew that such a thing was only an appetizer that could only complement the main course of my desired meal. My hands are then placed on Pinkie's rump as I pushed her tail away to look at the coveted prize of my evening. And with a final kiss to her faces lips, after moving up for a moment, my tongue starts to work on the labia and the clitoris. The licking of her g-spot sends Pinkie into a sweet bliss as she yells, "Oh sweet Fausticorn, Derek! Yes! Oh, yes! YES! Right there!! Aahhh~!" But my work was not done there. Oh, no. I took a finger into the slit of her walls and start to fumble with them slightly. This sends a wave of pleasure that rocks her body so much that she arched up in the well-known reaction that happens when a mare gets pleasured from her horn or wings. The grinding of her hips on my tongue and fingers had only built up the pressure that was soon becoming too much for her.

I had looked at her while I continued my oral skills on her wet pussy, and she just had the look that had the desire to just let her climax explode on my face. "Oohhhhh! Derek, please~! Please.... Let me---"

"Let me drink from your punch-bowl honeypot, my love," I whispered as I continued my fingering and licking on her hot sex. "Yyyyyeeeeesssssss~! Oh, Derek! Drink from me, baby! Please! Let me cum in your mouth! I can't take it anymore!" she screamed in the throw of my pleasuring her so very passionately. I obeyed her plea by applying more pressure onto her bouncing sex. "Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Aah! Aah! Aah! AAhhh! Hnnngggg-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH~!" At last, the dam of her pussy had broken as the flowing current of her love juices had overflowed into my thirsty mouth. And each spasm had only squirted more from her. And after the last bounce was finished, I wiped off the sweet nectar from my face as I pulled up to kiss Pinkie in her mouth with her juices on my tongue. She willingly opened her mouth in order to sample what I tasted from her, rolling her tongue with mine. After a minute goes by, she swallowed up her taster and begun to giggle again.

"Hee-hee-hee! I guess it's your turn to be squeezed out, huh?" she laughs with a lustful look in her eyes as she stares at both me and my still steel-hard member, throbbing at the idea of getting the same skills from her. "Oh yes, Pinkie. And it's quite a surprise...." I tell her as I rise my back from the bed to show her my erected length, struggling to get out.

"Ooooohhh~! Is that for me?!" she ogled with widened eyes. I nodded to her and inched it closer to her. She then proceeds to use her teeth to pull the elastic band of my boxers down with the fabric. And at last, my member stands proudly with a small hit to her chin. She then backs away from it for a few seconds to look at it. She then licks her lips with anticipation and hunger. "Is this my biiiggg prize, Big D?" she asks in such a delightful tone. I nodded again: "Yep! And it shall give you the best frosting that you'll ever want, my little Pink Lady...."

She then proceeds to lick the base of the shaft, going up and down with her head. This sends me a shock-wave that shivers my spine as it makes me push my hips towards her because of how good she is. She caught me having my spasm and giggled while saying, "Hey! Don't break out the glaze yet, Derek! I still need to have a taste before we put it on the donut, silly!"

Pinkie then starts to lick around the tip of my shaft as she makes it jerk involuntarily, sending a splash of precum into the roof of her mouth before applying her oral skill to fully wrap my cock in her whole mouth. This even makes her giggle a bit while she bobs her head up and down, taking in the whole length into her mouth while a hoof is on the base of my member, jerking it in the same motions in perfect timing to her mouth.

"Ohh, Pinkie! You are such a great baker! That's just too damned good," I panted out to her while feeling her throat on the tip of my hard-on. She gives an erotic pop before she smiles and says, "Yep! You betcha that I can do this, Derek!" She resumes sucking on my cock with a vigor that was unmatched by any person or pony. But this time, she even went faster and harder than how she was doing it before.

"Oh shit, Pinkie! Oh yeah! Just like that! Release my frosting into your mouth!" I cried out in the throes of the pleasure that I felt from her sucking on my frosting rod. She nodded while her mouth continued its work. Her muffled moans tell me exactly what she knew what I was going to do. "Mmmmmph! MmmmmMMMMMPPPPHHHHH!!!~" was all that I heard. "Oh ga-OD! I'm gonna--- OH SHIT!!! OH, FUCK!!! Pinkie-- I- I- I- I-I'm gonna--- WOOOOAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH~" was all that I screamed before my critical point had been reached. The orgasm that I reached had been holding out on for a while. And I had now exploded my salty frosting rods cream into her mouth. And after a final thrust from my hips, the last of that load had been swallowed up by her.

Pinkie had then taken my cock out of her mouth and licked the remaining seed from her lips as well as the last drops on the length of my shaft, which was surprisingly still hard, even after that great job that she did. "Salty, but still very creamy!" she commented after taking a moment to breath. Even though I still had a long ways to go, I proceeded to sink my face to hers. As we kissed each other deeply, the combined tastes of her juices and my seed had given the both of us the desire to continue.

"Holy Fausticorn, Derek! Are you still raring to go, even after that erotic tasting?" she laughed in her gasps as she looked to my hard, throbbing dick after breaking the kiss for a bit. She rubs it for a bit before placing that hoof to my face to kiss me more.

"Oh yeah.... we just sampled the ingredients before we got started on making the pies," I replied to her in a smug smile.

"Well then! Let's get to it, babe!"

"Yes.... let's."

I take the mares legs into my hands and start touching her vaginal lips with the tip of my shaft, slowly penetrating her. A few hisses and gasps from her mouth start to emanate from her throat, along with a new set of moans that follow suit.

"You ready, Pinkie Pie?" I ask before I fully begin penetrating her.

"Yes... I am. Let's make the best creampie in all of Equestria, Derek," she answers while taking her hoof to reach my member to give it a few rubs. My entire length soon goes into the walls of the cotton-candy colored pony's pussy very slowly, nearly reaching for the end of her cervix. A loud moan of pleasure is squealed out of her as I grunted in the pleasure of succeeding in my penetration.

"Ugh! Are you okay, Pinkie?" I had asked her, hoping that I didn't hurt her in any way at all. My concern was then met with another adorable smile from her.

"Oh yes, Derek.... Ooohhhhh! It's just that I haven't felt such a pleasure inside of me for such a long time, so it kinda stung me for a bit. But, I'm still good! Tee-hee-hee!" she replied in a giggle. Again, that giggle gets to me.

It boosts up my desire to hear her squeal. I then moved my length up and down the tight walls slowly, hoping to pick up speed as we went along with the flow. Soon, the grinding of her hips with mine meet in a unified synchronization as her elegant legs wrapped around my hips for her comfort.

"You like this, Pinkie?" I grunted as we moved as one. "Aaaaahhhhhh! Oh, yes! Please.... fuck me like the animal that I am!" she squeaked in a pleading matter. "You got it, hot stuff!"

The pace gets faster and harder with every smack as my ball sack hits her asshole while I pump my love stick harder into her walls. The tightness of her cervix only fuels my desire to detonate my explosion into her. The pacing goes much faster with our own motivations for each other. And as we were reaching the point of no return, our grunting, panting and praying intensified.

"Oh, sweet Celestia! Pinkie! I....*Oohhhh!!!* I don't- don't think I can.... *Aaaggghhh!* last for much longer!" I cried out to my lover in the nirvana state of mind as the pressure was climbing.

"Yes, Big D! *Aaaahhhh!* Gimme your tasty frosting! Give it to me hard!" Pinkie demanded in her squeals as we pumped harder.

"And it shall be all yours, my little Pink Lady!" I grunted to her.

And as the last moment of our erotic motions, the pressure of our joined orgasms had reached out to the 'no-return' phase.

"Aah! Aah! Aah! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAAAHH-HHAAAAAHHHHH~!!!"

"OH! OH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! GGGRRRAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH~!!!"

Our fluids had mixed together to create the ultimate frosting that seeped out from our manhood and marehood. And it was within that moment, when our spasms had ceased, that I had suddenly felt the desire to sleep off this epic erotica dance between the baker and the bartender. My member was still in hers, corking up the majority of the fluids from leaking out.

"Oh, Derek! That was the best experience, outside of the kitchen, that I ever had since.... well, since!", Pinkie sighed to me.

"Yeah.... Me too. But- not the kitchen for me, of course," I chuckled with a sigh. And as we held on to each others arms and forelegs, I felt the bliss of sleep overpowering us. But before we could do that, we shared a deep and passionate kiss.

"Oh, Derek. Now I can say what Twilight had said to you on that night that you shared with her...." Pinkie sighed again. I looked into her eyes and asked, "Oh? And that is....?"

"....I love you, Derek."

I kissed her for the last time and replied: "I love you too, Pinkie."

And then.... we finally decided to sleep. A smile was plastered on my face, knowing well enough now.... that strawberries and bubble gum really do mix well with each other.

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