Gregor McAwesome (yes, that's his real name) was an ordinary teenager who enjoyed the simpler things in life like knife fights with an eight-hundred pound grizzly or writing a Nobel Prize winning novel. However, all that was fated to change when one day he manfully touched a convenient plot device and found himself in Equestria.

What will he do there? You decide!*

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