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Harem Boy (Equestria Girls Edition)(Season 1)

by MoJoK20X

Chapter 35: Meet the Balloon of Laughter (Pinkie Pie's Sexiest Challenge Ever! [squee!])

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"Is it just me, or do I smell..." I thought as I walked along the sorority hallway, wondering if someone baked a bunch of cupcakes nonstop. Then again, who would even pull that off?

I came across an unmanned stand with a tray of cupcakes, which looked to be baked at the last minute. After glaring at the quality, I picked up one and peeled off the paper before taking a bite. Taking in the flavor in my mouth, I took several chews and swallowed, feeling the frosting smoothly run down my throat. Out of nowhere, my eyes turned into neon swirls, and my ears were filled with sounds of orgasmic moaning inside my head before regaining my normal sight. At the same time, the bell rung and various mares went out of their classrooms. Some of them came across the stand I am standing by and took a bite of the cupcakes. What struck me as odd is that they hadn't felt the orgasmic effect like I did. In fact, their eyes stayed normal as they tasted the frosting. Wide-eyed in bewilderment, I looked the other way and was about to take my leave when someone tapped my shoulder. Once I stopped, I turned and saw a rose red earth mare holding one of the mysterious cupcakes at hand.

"Hi." she shortly greeted. I said hi back without showing any sign of weirdness before she asked if I made those delicious cupcakes. She looked a bit familiar, or maybe not...

"I haven't even baked a thing." I replied normally. "I was just as surprised as the next mare. In fact, I have already tasted it before."

"Really?" the rose mare uttered. "What did you think?"

Knowing my recent experience, I told her that I was a little hypnotized and heard some sounds in my head. She raised an eyebrow before taking another bite, but nothing happened as she shrugged, only to look at me with a thought, and I asked why she was looking at me like that for. It was then she scooped her finger on the frosting and asked me to say ahh. As I opened my mouth, she put her finger inside, softly grinding her coated finger on my tongue. Without question, I swallowed the frosting, and sure enough, orgasmic moaning voices rung inside my head again.

"Oh no. Not again!" I groaned in thought. I was unaware of the rose mare watching my reaction with a blush. Once I regained my senses, I saw her bite her lip before saying goodbye and taking her leave. It wasn't long before I snuck a peek at how she walked with a slight sway with her hips.

"Well, her ass is pretty nice..." I thought, but slapped myself back to reality. "Focus, Mojo! Focus!"

I went the opposite direction and accidentally entered the mare's bathroom, unaware of two mares having a conversation. One of them saw me and asked if I was okay, and I answered yes before asking them if they know anyone who made those weird cupcakes at that stand. They said that they were some new cupcakes made by someone named Pinkie Pie, who happens to be a really good baker.

"She is probably in the Home Economics class." One of them said. I thanked them before exit the bathroom, taking no notice of the mares whispering.

***

As soon as I saw the Home Economics sign on the door, I approached to it, only to find a note on the glass window. It read, Class is cancelled due to an unknown circumstance. Sorry for the inconvenience. (squee!). I knocked at the door, wondering if this Pinkie Pie character or anyone else in the matter is still there. It was then I saw the door opening slightly. I lightly pushed it away and came inside, looking around for someone who is still working, or baking. The room seemed to be a bit dark, and not a spot of crumbs in sight, which looked oddly suspicious. As soon as I turned on the light switch, I saw as streamers, poppers, and confetti flew around, along with a light grayish raspberry mare with brilliant raspberry hair hanging upside down by her tail with a party whistle blower in her mouth. She happens to wear a pink and white long tye-dye sleeve shirt that somehow fits over her melon shaped breasts, and frilly pink cheerleader-style skirt, and red heel boots.

"Surprise!" the raspberry mare screamed. Her scream almost blew my shirt off, and the way she hung upside down like a pendulum felt uncanny to me. Come to think of it, everything seemed to be so uncanny just by looking at her. She has, much to my dismay, a curvy body, and not a straight edge in sight. I'm talking about a porn star's body she was somehow born with and is possibly I afraid to show off.

"Wow! Did your cannon just explode, or you're just happy to see me hang upside down?" the raspberry mare giggled as she got down, landing on her feet, unaware that her skirt floated up, exposing what looked like a rose pink thong. My jaw was bound to drop, but seeing a mare in slutty outfits is nothing new to me. Then again, the slutty level is way beyond her, for she dressed like she a cute-faced prostitute and a porn star combined.

"Hey." she called, waving a face to my nearly hypnotized face. "Are you okay?"

I shook my head quickly, regaining my senses. "I'm good, thanks. Though, you look like sex all wrapped up in cake."

Pinkie quickly gave me a hug, with my face unknowingly squeezed between her breasts. "Awww! You ol' charmer, you! I have been keeping in shape."

"No kidding." I said as she let go of the hug before introducing my name to her.

"Oh!" she added. "I'm Pinkamena Diane Pie, but everyone calls me Pinkie Pie - party thrower extraordinaire, and probably the sexiest mare you have ever met in two minutes of your life!"

"Well, it's nice to meet y-" I said, getting interrupted by Pinkie, who put a hand on my mouth. She then looked left and right and quickly took out the sign behind me before pulling me to a table.

"Did Twilight send you?" Pinkie whispered in seriousness. I nodded, wondering what she was trying to do.

"Then you must have heard about the challenge." she claimed. My eyes widened at the surprise as I wondered how she knew about that.

Pinkie took a deep breath and explained. "Oh, that's easy. If Twilight has told you correctly, I resemble the element of laughter, and my personality is anything but normal. I was raised in a rock farm, which made my hair look scary and straight. I liked the straight look, but this style gives me more of a sexy edge. It's a long story, so maybe you can come sit near me as I make some more cupcakes. Whaddaya say?"

I shrugged and accepted, following her near the kitchen section and grabbing a seat. As I sat down, I watched as Pinkie walked to her utensils, adding sways to her hips before gathering her ingredients. I asked how did she knew Twilight, and she answered that they are indeed the very very best of friends, In fact, she knows everybody, signifying she has an exceptional memory. Sometimes, she felt insecure due to her being lonely, but she always remembers that she is indeed irreplaceable.

"Anyway," Pinked continued. "I had a feeling that I wanted to get off my chest, and ever since I saw a rainbow, and probably ate a stash of candy, I wanted to spread my cheer all around GEA. So, I left the farm, and started work with the Cakes at a bakery, and added some pizzazz to it. And ever since then, business was booming! Oh, and I have a pet alligator named Gummy, who doesn't have any teeth."

"Pretty cool. Congrats." I complimented.

"Thanks!" Pinkie exclaimed happily. "Anyway, mares say that I have an uncanny personality, and love throwing parties just because. Not to mention the fact everything I do is absolutely unquestionable because, well, who knows. Frankly, it isn't that true because I always obtain a sugar rush that can make me, for example, run faster than my friend Rainbow Dash, or climb walls, or even vibrate like a cell phone."

I was fascinated by that mare without a doubt. Paying attention to what she said, she held many traits, such as having something called a "pinkie sense", meaning that she can somehow predict near future events, like having a lucky day when her back itches, or something that's about to fall when her tail twitches.

"Hey, that rhymed!" Pinkie giggled abruptly. I blinked in bewilderment, wondering how she heard that, but I shrugged it off.

Luckily, Twilight advised that the pinkie sense is no laughing matter, so it was best recommended to rely on it in case any harm could be caused out of nowhere. Also, she has a very different way of keeping secrets by issuing a "Pinkie Promise", by motioning and reciting, "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.", which she is liberal about, because breaking them would lead to a deadly result no one would want to think about.

I watched as she made two milkshakes filled with ice cream; one with caramel, and the other with chocolate. After that, she added two crazy straws that are shaped like strippers. She then offered me the caramel, and I accepted before asking how did she make it.

"The cupcakes won't be done for another few minutes, so I figured that we can have a milkshake in the meantime." Pinkie uttered before approaching close to me, with her mouth near my ear.

"Oh, and the milkshake consists of ice cream, which is....a secret." She winked, adding a squee.

"Ok, then." I shrugged before taking a sip of the milkshake, feeling the cream enter my mouth. Pinkie did the same, tipping her cup backwards and eating it all before watching me drink it slowly. She tilted her head as I smelled something in the air.

"Goodness! They're ready!" Pinkie jumped back to the oven. She pulled out a tray of freshly baked cupcakes, landed them on the counter, then added some colored frosting on top of them. All of a sudden, her ears flopped, then her eyes fluttered, then her knees twitched before turning to me.

"Someone is coming." Pinkie advised. I heard the door swing open, and in came three earth mares; one of them being familiar. It was the same rose red mare from the hallway.

"Hi." she said. I said hi back to her, and did the same to the other two mares, which, I recently saw from the bathroom much to my dismay.

"Oh, hi, you guys!" Pinkie greeted before introducing me to them. "Oh, these three are Sugar Belle, Popcorna, and Fruit Cocktail." Girls, this is Mojo."

Sugar Belle is pale cerise earth mare with moderate magenta hair, and wears a raspberry short shirt, a magenta miniskirt, and black pumps. Popcorna is yellow with popcorn yellow hair, and wears a Capri blue tank top, white short shorts, and yellow and white-striped sneakers. And, Fruit Cocktail is orange with forest green hair, and wears a Brazilian-style island shirt buttoned down, a white long swirly tropical dress, and tan sandals.

Pinkie approached to us and announced an assignment. "So, ladies, and gentleman (wink), since we're all here, our very assignment will test you on how you use either of the three ingredients: baking powder, cinnamon powder, and baking soda. Make your recipes and they'll be put in the oven when finished. As for you, Mojo, your challenge will be making a recipe with them."

I gulped, realizing that I have to cook, and that part seems to be a something that doesn't tolerate failure. As we stood up and put on our aprons, the three mares gathered ingredients before taking their positions behind the tables. As soon as I gathered some of the ingredients I found, I started planning what recipe to concoct. Putting some thought on it, I planned to create a bundt cake.

***

"I never thought I could pull it off." I said to myself. After crafting our recipes, Pinkie stacked them up and put them in the oven and set it to medium.

"So, your scrumptious recipes are already in the oven. How about we have us some of my newest cupcakes?"

The mares were curious, except for me. I stood and watched as they helped themselves to Pinkie's cupcakes. As soon as they took a bite, they looked at me, as if something was wrong. I didn't want to go and take the risk of hearing the noises in my head again.

"Hey. What's wrong?" Sugar Belle asked.

"I don't know. Maybe I'll wait for the recipes from the oven. Besides, I had some free samples a few hours ago." I said nervously. Pinkie, Popcorna, and Fruit Cocktail aren't feeling it one bit, and even Sugar Belle giggled at that excuse.

"Pinkie, mind if I have of that frosting, please?" she asked. As Pinkie handed her a cupcake, she walked close to me and licked the frosting off the cake before pressing her lips close to mine. I went wide-eyed, suprised at that bold move, but went with it, getting blushing reactions from the two mares. As for Pinkie, she went to the closet, checking for more ingredients. From the moment I sunk in the kiss, I heard the orgasmic voices in my head yet again, stopping me from trying to resist. The sounds buzzed my brain, but at the same time, they massaged my head, sending me to a frenzy of temptation. Unfortunately, she stopped the kiss, pulling out with a smirk, while I shook my head, snapping myself back to reality. The two mares giggled before Pinkie came back with a box of whipped cream.

"Hey. What did I miss?" Pinkie squeaked. Sugar Belle told her about me tasting the frosting, but took a wild guess about what it made me do. Pinkie had a thought and claimed that I probably had a sweet tooth. Before I could respond, Pinkie opened up the oven and pulled out the recipes before placing them on the oven. At the same time, the bell rung, and Fruit Cocktail and Popcorna were about to take their leave, Pinkie told them that they will receive their recipes' grades by tomorrow. As soon as the mares exited the room, she called me to come to her and help her try the recipes out.

"Now that we're all alone-y on our own own-y, which one of those did you manage to create?" Pinkie asked with half-lidded eyes.

I pointed to the bundt cake and explained. "Oh, All I did was a chocolate bundt cake with some several carvings. Nothing too special."

"Ms. Pinkie'll be the judge of that." she announced, suddenly wearing a judge's robe and wig. She took a look at the bundt cake, checking its angles and observing the carvings. She then poked a finger on it, and coated her finger with its chocolate frosting. She gave it a taste, letting it sink in her mouth before turning to me with a serious face.

"Mr. Kitsune, before I review your progress regarding the bundt cake, I would like for you to try one of three recipes the class has created, if you please."

"Um, ok." I took a look at what seemed to be a set of fruits surrounding a small tub of red syrup in front of me. Then, I turned to the caramel-centered cookies on my right, and the peanut and popcorn balls on my left. To be honest, those recipes looked visually pleasing, but since "Judge Pinkie" said I had to choose one, I decided to throw caution to the wind and choose one of the cookies, then the popcorn balls. I took a bite of the popcorn balls, and chewed slowly after feeling the salts and sweets roll down my tongue. Next, I ate a whole cookie, chewing every bit before swallowing, with the sugar and caramel tickling my taste buds. While I was taste-tasting, Pinkie watched, despite her body being in heat and her tail swishing slightly side to side.

Aside of that, I took a piece of watermelon from the tray, but was stopped by Pinkie, who wanted to do the dipping for me. As I said ok and handed her the watermelon piece, she dipped it several times and held it up close to her mouth, putting it on her lower and upper lips as if she was putting it on lipstick. As I stood wide-eyed at that, Pinkie giggled and took a bite of the watermelon, chewing slowly and swallowing while she was staring at me. Out of nowhere, I hear slightly loud heartbeats pumping as watched her, taking a gander at her syrup coated lips. But as soon as my eyes blinked, I saw her face blindly close to mine, which gave me a jump-scare. As a result, I fell down, bracing for impact as her weight blindly pushed me down, landing on something soft. Before I could be able to move, I looked down on Pinkie, surprisingly out of her judge outfit and in her bra and panties, laying on top of me.

"Mojo, would you mind...if I call you Big Daddy?" she asked, nearly tempted.

"Ummmm.... Ok...." I uttered nervously. We stared at each other's eyes, despite the awkwardness that was slightly filled in by the silence. However, the heartbeat grew louder in my head and Pinkie's back started to itch.

"Big Daddy, will you tell me a funny joke, pweeeeease?" Pinkie asked in the most irresistible cute voice ever, which luckily didn't cause me to cringe my heart.

"Ok!" I answered quickly. Apparently, I wouldn't consider myself a funny person, and whatever jokes I make up aren't even worth a trip to a comedy show. I asked myself how would I come up something that could make even a mare sitting on top of me laugh. It was then something hit me. I then took a deep breath and looked straight at Pinkie.

"What's long, hard, round, and has semen in it?" I said. Pinkie put a hand to her chin, thinking hard on what to answer, but then shook her head.

"A submarine." I uttered. After staring at me for a few seconds, she let go of me and rolled backwards, busting into laughter. The way she laughed sounded cute, as if she was squeaking like a mouse.

Oh my goodness, that was randomly funny! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ohhhh, that was so good!" Pinkie exclaimed. I got up and picked her up from the floor and decided to say another joke, since she seemed to like the first one.

"Hope you don't mind another one, even though it won't sound good." I offered.

"One more, Big Daddy! Just one more!" She happily shouted.

"Okay." I took another deep breath. "What's the difference between erotic and kinky?"

"Ooooooh, that's a toughie!" Pinkie replied with a finger at her chin, but shook her head and repeated.

"Erotic means using a feather, while kinky means using a chicken." I answered. Pinkie Pie bursts into even more laughter, then suddenly paused.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait. What kind of chicken?" Pinkie raised an eyebrow in thought.

"Uhhhhh.... A rubber chicken?" I uttered blindly. She fell out of my arms and guffawed uncontrollably, while I giggled at her just being herself. After breathing heavily, she got up and turned to me.

"Oh my goodness! You have made me laugh so hard I almost forgot about what I was gonna say next." Pinkie exclaimed.

"Oh. Sorry about that." I apologized.

Pinkie, with half-lidded eyes, put her hand on my chest and gently stroked it down. "Awww, don't worry, Big Daddy. You're funny, and sexy, but I couldn't tell if your sexy distracted me from your funny."

"......Did you just shove a dick of some kind in my mind?" I said in bewilderment, blinking my eyes.

"Probably, but I'd rather have your dick shoved inside something else." she replied with a sultry voice. Suddenly, she pressed her syrup-coated lips against mine, humming with desire, while I kissed back, nearly touching the syrup. After that, our kisses became more intimate as I tasted the syrup from her lips, making her hum. It was then her tongue rolled around mine in circular motions, and kept our lips locked for my tongue to do the same to hers. While we engaged in a wet kiss, we took a few steps toward the kitchen sink near the box of whipped cream, and wrapped our arms around each other, feeling each other's warmth. Suddenly, she pulled out and grabbed my head, breathing for oxygen before rapidly stripping off my shirt. As my back was near the counter, Pinkie kneeled down and ripped off my pants and boxers, tossing them aside.

"Wow! Your cannon really is happy to see me, Big Daddy!" Pinkie exclaimed in sight of my fully-grown member. As soon as she put her hand around it, she gave it a few light strokes.

"Hi there, big cannon. My name's Pinkie Pie, and I'm here to satisfy your every need!" she greeted my member with a sexy smile. I giggled at such a remark as Pinkie kissed the tip and put her tongue on it, licking it slowly. She coiled her tongue around the tip, gently rubbing downward toward the shaft, then up again. As she uncoiled her tongue and licked the shaft, she put her mouth on it, letting out a cute squeaky hum while she bobs her head up and down. The sensation of her blowjob sent chills down my spine as I watched her suck with vigor. She then pulled out and tapped it on her tongue before going down toward my balls, licking and sucking them, then back to licking it again. It wasn't long before she took my whole length, attempting to make it reach her throat. After bobbing her head up and down a few times, she pulled out, gasping for air.

"Didn't think I can take a cock that huge?" she said with a squee, wiping her mouth off as she got up. She then stripped off her bra and tossed it away, letting out her fluffy and cute double D-cup breasts.

"My God!" I exclaimed.

"Nice, round, soft and fluffy - just the way you like 'em, Big Daddy!" Pinkie teased. Astounded by her size, I grabbed one of them and rolling my tongue around a nipple, making her moan. She, on the other hand, grabbed the other and licked her own nipple, and played with it. After several sucks, we both let go, and I watched as she placed my member between her breasts.

"I love when your big banana's between my melons, Big Daddy! Will you please Tittyfuck me?" Pinkie begged.

"Ok." I nodded as she moves her fluffy pink pillows up and down in a moderate pace. Her skin touching my hardness became bliss, triggering me to touch them once more. After positioning it, I pushed it betwixt her luscious twins back and forth. She sung orgasmically in deep bliss as it massaged her skin, and licked it each time it was close to her mouth, taking me close to release. I groaned as a string of my seed shot out of my member and into her mouth. As I ceased my thrusts, Pinkie rubbed her breasts both together and played with them before doing a little shimmy, with my member, still hard as steel, between them. Seeing my reaction, she stopped with a giggle and rose up with a sexy smile.

"Your cock is still hard..." Pinkie giggled as she slowly gave my hardness a few strokes. She then looked at the box of whipped cream and then back at me, licking her upper lip.

"Do you like whipped cream, Big Daddy?" she cooed. As I nodded, she grabbed two cans of whipped cream and sprayed it on her breasts as well as her entrance before spraying it on my hardness. Then, she stripped her panties off, and brought her body close to mine, with her breasts nearly burying my face. I grabbed them and jiggled them, making a motorboat sound, while Pinkie laughed in enjoyment, screaming my nickname in encouragement. It was then she began rubbing my body with her cream-coated skin, barely touching my member. Our heated bodies grinding together led to more pleasure as we stared at each other. After seeing her making orgasmic faces, I licked her lips and was brought in for another wet kiss. After pulling out, despite a trail of saliva, we cotinued grinding our bodies.

"Mmmmm...my pussy's double creaming for you, Big Daddy! Here, have a taste." Pinkie cooed sexually. She brought me down to my knees, and aimed my face at her whipped cream coated entrance. As soon as the my mouth was close to her hidden nub, I gave it a lick, cleaning the cream off of it. As my tongue touched her marehood, Pinkie shouted yes and pressed my head to it before grabbing another can.

"Yeah...Just like that, Big Daddy!... Eat my pussy up!" she moaned. After shaking it a few times, she sprayed it in her mouth, stuffing it up close to the brim. She then watched and moaned louder as I worked my tongue all through her walls and up to her button. The feeling became way too much for Pinkie, and my tongue work has drove her to the edge as her juices flowed out of her marehood. Her eyes rolled back in bliss as I drank up all of her sweet nectar, which was as closely as sweet as the whipped cream.

"Did you like it, little mare?" I asked in a sexual tone as I got up.

Pinkie turned to me with a kinky smile. "Mmmmm....yes I do."

Suddenly, her tail swirled under me, then back behind her. Biting her lip, Pinkie turned around and pressed her rump against my twitching hardness.

"Looks like your friend wants a little show..." Pinkie winked as she rolled her hips around my throbbing member. I groaned as it hardened and grabbed her hips, watching her move them in circles. It was surprising that Pinkie herself can still stand after she came, let alone give me a lap dance. Then again, I would care less about questioning things and just let the moment sink in. Plus, seeing her from behind in such a position gets me off, but something else, judging from her voluptuous body, could drive me to the edge.

"Ooooooh, you like my ass, don't you?" Pinkie teased, bumping and grinding me.

"I nodded. "Oh yeah. I should've told you before. I'm an ass man."

"An ass man, huh?" she smirked. "Well, I bet you like it when I do this..."

As I watched, Pinkie turned around and did a little sexy dance, raising her hands to the air and moving her hips side to side and around with ease, as if she was a stripper. She then walks with sways in her hips, then kneels down, spreading her legs wide as she squats before exposing her marehood. As she plays with her herself, I stroked my member slowly before grabbing a can of whipped cream from the box. She got up and walked to me with a can of her own. As we were close to each other again, we took turns stuffing our mouths with whipped cream until they were empty. Just as this show of hers gotten more entertaining, she turned around and looked back, placing a hand on one of her rump cheeks.

"Question: Whenever a mare like me has a plump booty like this, what does she do with it?" Pinkie interrogated.

I couldn't answer due to the fact that I have no idea to do about this, for I know in my head she is going to do what I think she is going to do. She asked if I gave up, and I nodded bluntly, only to see her put a hand on the counter behind her and wiggled her ass cheeks, looking forward.

"Oh...my...fuckin' gods...!" I mouthed silently. She then stood upright and wiggled her ass again, this time she looked back at it with her hands slowly raising up in the air. I took another can of whipped cream from the box and shook it quickly before stuffing my mouth with it. As I swallowed the cream, I relaxed and watched Pinkie, who was still twerking her ass in front of me. It wasn't long before she pressed her rump against my member and shook it in three ways, all in a moderate to fast motion: up and down with her hands on her knees, then side to side bending over, then wiggling her ass cheeks.

"Mmmmm...you love to see my ass shake, don't you?" Pinkie giggled, looking back at me with lust all over her face. "Well, why don't you come over here and stuff my pussy up with your big black cock..."

Without even waiting a second longer, I placed my throbbing member between her rump cheeks and jammed a few times as she continues to twerk. In the process, I put a hand on one of them and gave it a swift spank. She let out a cute squeak and stopped twerking in order to spread her other cheek. Then, I injected my anticipated hardness right into her waiting entrance, and began to thrust in a fast pace, letting my instincts take control. As I penetrated her, Pinkie spread one of her rump cheeks and gave it a swift spank. She did that a few times before looking back, screaming 'harder'. The sensation sent her into a frenzy of ecstasy, despite having to scream and moan passionately. Suddenly, I slowed down my thrusts to a stop and gently set her near the counter before spraying some whipped cream in her breasts.

"Do it, Big Daddy! I'm a bad mare!" She whispered lustfully. I inserted my member straight inside her once more. With unstoppable vigor, I grabbed her hips and found my pace as I thrusted. Each four thrusts made her breathe and moan in pleasure and Pinkie held her hand on my neck. As she looked at the cream on her breasts, she licked it off of them clean. The pleasure of nonstop sex led her back to heaven, caring less of anything but enjoying it all.

"Cum inside my pussy, Big Daddy! And when you do, spray all that whipped cream in my mouth! Double stuff me like a cookie sandwich, Big Daddy!" Pinkie demanded in ecstasy. As I continued thrusting, we connected tongues again, engaging in another sloppy French kiss for a few seconds. After disconnecting the kiss, I grabbed one more can of whipped cream from the box, and shook it rapidly. After several hard thrusts, I groaned, finally letting out my seed inside her before spraying the whipped cream in her already opened mouth. She swallowed it quickly, licking her lips and sighing in delight before getting up and kissing me again with her arms wrapped around my neck, never letting me go. While she was showering me with cute smooches, she let out cute moaning squeaks, eager to make me explode. Luckily, I held on as I carried her to a table. As we leaned on it, Pinkie slightly shifted her weight, forcing me to sit on the table, where she then sat on top of me.

"Don't fade just yet. Let's go one more round!" Pinkie begged.

"But I'm already..." I paused before looking at Pinkie's adorable cuteness.

"Awwww fuck it. I'm down!" I accepted helplessly.

"Yay!" Pinkie cheered joyfully before grabbing another can of whipped cream and coming back on top of me. "Now, say ahhh, Big Daddy!"

Once I opened my mouth, Pinkie sprayed some more whipped cream inside. After swallowing it, I grabbed her as we went one more round.

***

"That...was...the best... whipped cream/ass shaking sex ever!" Pinkie exclaimed between breaths as we laid on top of a table. I couldn't even spit out a word due to my fatigue, but I had some energy to wiped the sweat off of my forehead. It was then Pinkie got off of me and went out to grab another can of whipped cream from the box and sprayed it in her mouth yet again before gently climbing on top of me and laying on my chest, as if she was a cute little puppy. It didn't even hurt at the slightest, but hearing her purr gave me a vibrating chill on my body.

"Awwww. Sorry, Big Daddy. I just love having a cuddle with your big sausage." Pinkie purred, hugging my chest with a squee. I giggled and placed arms all around her creamed nakedness.

"Speaking of sausage," Pinkie added. "I was just about to go and make us some breakfast before you leave, but I thought that we can have a little after-sex conversation."

"Okay. What do you wanna talk about?" I asked, giving her the floor.

Pinkie took a deep breath as she rubbed circles around my chest. "I took a look at your bundt cake you created and it looked absolutely scrumptious, especially with all that chocolate you managed to add on it, and your carvings tasted heavenly - like sex in every bite! Speaking of which, Great googly moogly, you were outstanding! Like, twenty times - no, a hundred times outstanding!"

Wow. Thanks for that." I said.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I almost forgot! I have to give you this." she smiled before giving me a kiss on the cheek, followed by another kiss, then several more kisses all over my face. And sure enough, spark after spark bubbled inside of my body. Then, they vibrated through my veins before moving towards and out of my hands. After approaching paralysis, I froze for a few seconds, which made Pinkie worry, but then she saw as my eyes blinked, regaining consciousness. I then moved my head, following where a bright light glowed. I looked down, seeing my hand glow a pink, blue, and yellow light, forming a pack of ballons. Pinkie, thrilled under the light, examined it closely in wonder.

"My sign of laughter - my balloons!" she said, squeezing her breasts. As soon as the light disappeared, I got up from the table, stretching my limbs, while she cleaned up the room.

"Pinkie, one question," I turned to Pinkie. "What was in that frosting on those cupcakes of yours?"

"It was one of Mrs. Cake's specials." Pinkie explained. "And, I was the one to test it out. At first, it was supposed to be made for anyone to hear sounds of ecstasy in every taste, but it didn't work for me anymore. So I made an empty stand and sold them for free not too long ago. I wonder if the mares we met felt it..."

I looked at Pinkie in bewilderment, but I decided to take one more bite of her cupcake as see if it's true. Obviously, the orgasmic voices are in my head again...





"Is this thing on? No wait, it's working, but it isn't enough light... Perfect! Now, what to say about Mojo? Hmmmmm.... Oh yeah! He's cool, yo. He's pretty good at baking stuff, though he could use a few more lesson from yours truly. But then again, he has got some amaaaaaaaazing skills of his own. He is pretty gangsta for a stallion, I figure, but he knows his way around a kitchen as much as my friends do. Oh, and he is fuuuuuuuunnnnnny! I mean, you should definitely hear his jokes! Which reminds me, Did you hear the one about that one mare who was with Button Mash? She was a total MILF! And Once I called him Big Daddy, he just fucked like an animal, unlike any of the animals I saw! I mean, he may not look like a stallion, he may not move like a stallion, but he sure can fuck like one, if not a porn star! Oh no, that reminds me, I didn't throw him a Fuck Me Like A Porn Star Party yet! I gotta start planning it right now! Hopefully, he didn't see this tape yet, because I'm sure he'll love it! Oh, and for those of you reading this right now, Mojo is indeed a hard worker, and he has been working on this chapter for quite a long time, so don't take the blame on him, ok? Okie dokie Lokie! See ya later!"

Author's Notes:

Thanks for that sudden word of notice, Pinkie. I have been working on that chapter, like she says. So hope you guys enjoyed, and hopefully I don't lose it when I get the chance to pull off another chapter. Again, special thanks to wolfman93.

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