Author's Notes:

Any Tips? I would appreciate it. I've read plenty of clopfics, and i'm pretty sure I got the gist of things. So I thought of making a clopfic series, which can hopefully give me an idea of turning it into maybe a 3D movie based on the story I made or otherwise.Any ideas or tips about MLP clopfic movie making, let me know. As for this clopfic, I wanted to make one or two demo chapters in case you wish for me to make more chapters. Thanks.

Ladies and Gentlemen, returning after five years, and finally coming back...

Weighing in this afternoon between the one-forties and one-seventies, introducing... The One and Only.... Mr. Omnipotence Himself.... MOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... KITSUUUUUUUUUNEEEEEEE!

I imagined a crazy-hyper crowd clapping and cheering as I entered the academy grounds. It was such a moment of finally being in college for the very first time. FINALLY!!! After all these years, I'm ready for the Big Time. And, I'm gonna get more than my life in the waiting line's worth!

I can hear the pep talk voices in my head already.

"All right! Mojo Kitsune in the ring. We're gonna do this, kid. You're the hardest working man in history. You're gonna take some classes, you're gonna join a good club, you're gonna stay a solo man; no fraternity or sorority until you trust them fully. And the next thing you know, you're gonna get a life in the video game business, and maybe get laid someday. All right? Let's do this! Let's go! Let's start this shit! Let's get to business! Here we go! 1! 2! 3! MOJO TIME!"

Like a championship boxer walking into the ring for his big fight, I proudly walk along the university floor. I felt that my moment has finally come. As a late great pop idol would say, 'This Is It!'. My life is just a meet, greet, and a sign-in away.

I managed to say hi to a whole pack of college girls. Some of them I see we're hanging out by one of the pony statues, while others were levitating items using their hands. After hearing a sound of jets passing by, I looked up and saw three women flying around in the air. I thought to myself how weird it is to have abilities like that, or anthropomorphic features, judging from their muzzles or fur. But, it didn't matter to me at all. I am never judgmental toward these kinds of species. In fact, I respect people like that, Period. Pretty or ugly, Short or tall, any color, any race, I'd still date a woman who uses levitation or flies around.

Aside of that, I had to carry my omnipotent school bag over my shoulder, as would a foreign bodybuilder carry a 500-lb barrel. Guess all of these reps from prison did the job. I hope this school has a gym, because I could use a freelance set right now.

I started looking around the decor of this place as well as its statues, and never in my mind would I see a humongous building like this. Even the world's biggest stadium can never compete with this place. I feel like I was inside a city of titans, if not gargantuans. It wasn't anything weird to me at all, though. Anything can happen in a place this titan-sized. But, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. As I looked at the banner, I noticed that it said "Great Equestria Academy-All Female School of Equestria".

Oh shit... This doesn't look good. Not good at all. And now every woman is looking right at me. I don't smell too bad. Do I? I don't look like a sluggish tourist or anything. Did my T-shirt offend them? All it said was 'Balls of Steel', my old favorite catchphrase since high school....unless that thought it meant something else. It was then I felt a tap on my shoulder before turning my head to a mare before me. Her skin is buttercream with a two-shaded blue mane in short twin tails, and she wears a dark blue sweater with indigo pants.

"Um.... Excuse me? What does 'Balls of Steel' mean?" she asked.

Oh Nuts. She must have read my T-shirt.

"Oh. Uh.... Sorry if that offended you. Just let me take it off." I apologized. I had no choice. The mare displays an insignificant amount of innocence, especially for my lucky shirt. Thank goodness I wore a spare Chinese-style sleeveless undershirt in case I get too hot. Not to mention that I have heaps of clothes from back home, including my Thai Combat shorts. I was sweating crazily for no reason. However, I knew that was not the case.

"Um....better?" I asked the innocent mare. Unfortunately, her only response is a twinkle in her eyes and a flutter in her wings. Wait, a flutter?

"Uh.... Yeah. Better." she giggled. To me, it sounded a bit weird after seeing her nod. Then, she started looking down on my fighter jeans. It wasn't long before I told her I gotta go and find the principal. I wanted to ask any of the mares around, but I was afraid their reactions would be the same as that innocent mare. Instead, I started slowly walking away to the first stair, only to be blocked by three other mares, who had their eyes on my undershirt. I'll admit that this kind of shirt grabs attention at first glance, but it's nothing to be obsessed with.

One mare complimented, "Hi there. Nice shirt you got there. Brings out your arm structure." I came across her turquoise mini skirt, sky blue stiletto heels, and a bunny-eared hair band.

Another mare asked, "Mind if we get a pic of you?" She wore jeans shorts, a rose tank top, half-open-toe sandals and blue sunglasses.

I accepted their offer while the third mare gets out her camera phone and aimed it at me. She has a beige necklace, a rounded hem casual t-shirt, blue jeans, short heels, and orange glasses.

At times like this, I shouldn't show off too much, so I randomly did a boxing promo pose. After taking the shot, she asked if she can take just one more for the school paper before I go. Despite being famous for only a few minutes, I couldn't say no. I had to think of another pose, but the two mares approached to either side of me and placed my arms around their hips, and my hands on their asses. That little stunt wasn't long before they raised their legs to my bulged jeans and their hands palmed to either side of my chest. The camera phone mare aimed at me once more while the two looked at me with smirks on their faces, as if I didn't know what I was doing. After the mare's camera clicked, I had to regain my senses after thanking them.

"No problem. See ya then! Oh, and by the way, call me Party Hardy. Those two cuties over there are Lap Dancer, and Pole Rub." the camera mare waved before giggling. The second mare licked her lips before walking past me while the third one gave me a wink before walking the opposite direction.

I had not a single clue what was going on, what with all these women coming on to me like that. What I do know is that I would not wanna stick around to find out. So I had to make a break for the principal's office, and fast. I started walking speedily throughout the half-empty walls, only to be blindly side attacked toward the lockers by yet another two mares.

"Ooooooohhhh. Look who we have here." she says. Better yet, a young and sultry voice.

"Well, hello there!" Another mare speaks. Of course, it was two girls that are an age younger than me (about twenty-one)... And a bit too friendly.

One of the mares has lavender and white hair, and wore a diamond necklace, a light purple shirt inches over the belly button, a skirt with a diamond tiara stitch on the left side, and light pink heels. The other mare has 2 shades of grey and hair, and wore a sea-blue hair band, a grey mini dress, silver heels, and holds a silver china spoon in her right hand.

"Do you have a name, or do we have to call you 'stud'" she asks, as if she was asking for my number, or something else....

I told them my name as politely as possible before attempting to give these two prima donnas the slip, but their hands pushed my chest to the locker. "Listen here, cutie. We are the official welcoming committee, and you should be honored to have two of the hottest members around." The grey mare said before turning around and bumping her ass against me once.

"Let us be the first to say....," the tiara mare whispered sexily in my ear. "Welcome to Paradise."

I began to grow goosebumps before the mare in front of me pressed her lips against mine while the other mare rubbed me below the belt. After stroking my bulge for a few minutes, the silver spoon mare grabbed my pants and pulled them down. Once she and the lavender mare saw my half-hard member, she crouched down to give my balls a lick and my already-hard member a few strokes. My eyes started rolling back as I felt her breathing on it. In a matter of seconds, these two mares started cooing in happiness in the sight of my manhood. And in the process, I started saying my farewell to my virginity because either mare is gonna give me an irresistible blowjob...

"Diamond Tiara! Silver Spoon! Maintain thy selves!" shouted a booming voice, who perfectly holds a tongue of Shakespeare. Thank GlaDos, and just at the nick of time! Don't get me wrong. I am up for whatever 'Diamond Tiara' and 'Silver Spoon' recently did, but as far as this world is concerned, I am an absolute virgin, not to mention that I don't bang on the first night.

"Doth thou not Haveth any manners? Us creatures doth not greet a stranger that way! And thou should returneth to thine classes!" she ordered.

"Yes, Ma'am." They both obeyed before running to their classes. Judging from experience, I can tell this accent means absolute power. It was how people in the Shakespearean Era spoke, and their culture showed variety of work and leisure. On the other hand, this also meant something deadly. The order that was given by the blue skinned alicorn to those two mares was an example of just that. Even her attire speaks for itself. She has two-shades-of-blue hair, a purple silk shirt, blue pants, and moon-white pump shoes.

"My humble apologies for such a crude act, young one. Most mares can't maintain their emotions." she bowed to my embarrassment. This was completely unnecessary, but alicorns are the elite of their species, and I don't wanna take such an apology for granted.

"It's okay, ma'am. I've seen weirder." I got up before pulling my pants up. "I'm Mojo Kitsune."

"Yes -" the alicorn shook my hand lightly "- You must be new here. I'm Vice Principal Luna. Pleased to meet you."

"Likewise, Vice Principal." I respectfully addressed.

"Please, call me Luna, or Miss Luna, if you prefer." she giggled before blushing.

Moments after that awkward fiasco, Luna and I started walking the hallways to the main office. After telling her that I was enlisted in the wrong school, she was puzzled. Of course, Luna had not a clue in mind about what a male human species was doing here, minus my first few minutes of gameplay with a couple of mares outside. She answered that this scandalous behavior with the students is the kind of problem the principal is having, or so she thought. In fact, they didn't know what was caused this at all.

"Unfortunately, there is no point in leaving the university, since this place is far from your world." Luna sadly stated. "We have been wondering how it happened, but we had no results."

"Dammit. So much for calling an early transfer." I clutched my fist before sighing. I knew that my life is over. Then again, I shouldn't just jump to conclusions.

Luna placed her hand on my shoulder before apologizing. "I'm sorry you felt that way, Mr. Kitsune. But, there was nothing we could do about it. We have been under this occurrence ourselves for as long as the students have been."

Occurrence?" I repeated before hearing a knock on the glass window. On the outside were Party Hardy and another mare, flashing their breasts and pushing them to the glass.

"Get a load of these, big boy!" Both mares shouted, holding their shirts upward.

Luna and I were shocked. "My Stars!"

A complete loss for words and brain control came at me after that 'flash'. Thankfully, Luna pulled me out of the trance and into the principal's office. "Celestia. Your new student is here!"

I stood in front of the office desk as the figure turned her chair around to greet me. Obviously, her attire is somewhat similar to Luna, but with different flowing colors. She wears gold pumps, a purple silk shirt and pants, and a gold yellow jacket under it with a sun badge on its right side.

"Oh. Hello there. I'm Principal Celestia, and welcome to Great Equestria Academy." the figure spoke before extending her hand. I politely stated my name as I shook her hand. After taking a seat on one of the chairs behind me, I listened to her talking of her academy's history and asked some questions, starting with my being here mistakenly. She told me about the problems regarding my presence.

"I'm sure you are aware of the fact that Luna and I tried everything we can to fix this mistake." she apologized. "But there was no other way. The only option is that you complete this school for at least 4 years to graduate. Most of my students already completed their semesters at the time before anything else. Come to think of it, did you happen to have seen any means of uncanny activity when you first got here?"

Luna interrupted before I could answer. "Actually, Celestia, I have witnessed uncanny activity myself not a moment ago. It involved Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon seducing Mojo here, feigning as the Welcoming Committee. I stopped their tactics before they could've gone any further."

I had to thank Luna once more for vouching for me, and the sake of staying clean for a lucky day. Although, I knew that my virginity is gonna go anytime soon. In fact, the minute I see a mare coming on to me is the minute it could get evicted, with or without rent.

"Thank you, Luna. I'll be taking care of that situation." Celestia bowed before turning to me. "Mojo, you might not be aware that our students have been partaking and engaging in unusual activity in the recent years. We are not sure how to prevent it, but it is best recommended that you find a way out of it unless otherwise. As I mentioned before, we are trying hard to fix this problem with the students. Therefore, we'll be able to help you anyway we can in the meantime."

Celestia then handed me a map of the university and a miniature notepad with a pen, along with an emergency aura button. "These items should come in handy. Don't hesitate to call Luna or myself in case you need any help. In the meantime, I suggest you try finding your classes quickly."

"I understand, Principal Celestia." I obeyed before standing up and grabbing all of the provided items. She added that Luna will escort me out to the hallways. I started looking both ways before walking to the left, but I was stopped by Luna as she gave a final word.

"Remember, Mojo. Any student can be capable of catching you and seducing you, so avoid by any means necessary if you can and always stay alert."

I gave her my thanks before making my way through the halls. Without waiting a second, I opened the map and analyzed for a path to what they call the stables. After examining it and analyzing the pathways, I found that every building is like a brothel, chock full of mares on every corner. Of course, I saw myself frozen, unable to move, much less hold the map anymore.

"Lost-" the map, surrounded by a mystical aura, was brought down, revealing a unicorn's face. "-Stud Muffin? Come with me, and I'll show you around."

She grabbed my hand and lightly pulled me throughout the hallways. After leading me to an empty room, she locked the door. I can see that she takes care of herself, judging from her Mafia persona, and that matching Pinstripe blouse and skirt.

"So tell me," she approached me as I paid attention. "- what's a yummy little sex symbol like yaself doin' in a girls-only school, huh? Yous lucky ya didn't get ya ass beat. In fact, ya got a lotta mares wantin' ta eat ya up."

"Yea. I-I-I just realized that." I stuttered after staring at how her perfect -if not flawless- body hiding underneath her suit, which made the mare giggle at the sight of my face fixated on her.

She smirked carelessly before wrapping her arms around me. "Crazy, huh? Not any guy gets a hard-on jus cuz I look bangable in anything I wear, much less a work suit. Name's Hush Money, but you can call me Hush. What do they call you, sugah?"

"Mojo Kitsune." I said at my utmost confidence. Hush giggled at that.

"Cool." she said before kissing me.