Lee sat up, sweat on his furry brows. He looked around, seeing that he was in his bedroom. But... Something didn't feel right. The layout of the room was different. He continued looking around, as he heard the voice of his master.

"LEE!! It's your first day of school! Your mom already left, so I'm gonna drop you off!" The voice of Might Guy boomed out. Lee stepped out of his bed, grabbing his Chūnin vest.

"I'm coming, Guy Sensei!" Lee shouted as he put the vest on, and tying his leaf headband around his waist.

"Lee, I know that I'm not your birth father, but please call me dad! Your mom and I are married now, remember?" Lee stopped in his tracks, and looked to his backpack. What was REALLY going on? Guy Sensei was his dad? Lee grabbed his backpack, and checked the supplies. Knunchuks, Kunai, Pencils and Notebooks... Wait, pencils and notebooks? Where was he?!

"Lee! Come on! These eggs won't get any warmer!" Guy shouted. Now, Lee was confused. Didn't his parents die in the Nine Tails Attack? He never even got to know them. He looked around one more time, making sure that he had what he needed. Then, he stepped to the closed door, opening it to the smell of fresh Tamagoyaki.

"Good morning son! Breakfast awaits! After breakfast, we'll do 1000 speed push ups, and head out to your new school: Canterlot High!" Guy said from the kitchen of this unfamiliar house. Lee looked to the left, seeing the shadow of his teacher. He immediately walked around the corner, seeing his 'father' in a small kitchen. He was wearing the normal green jumpsuit, with a blank vest. He wore a headband around his waist, but there was no leaf insignia on the metal plating. Then, it hit Lee. He looked down, seeing that his Leaf headband didn't contain the leaf insignia either! But his vest was still decorated like all Chūnin vests...

"Alrighty, son! Eat up! I have to pick up another student on the way, so let's get everything done with!" Guy said, the
Rowing a plate of Tamagoyaki at him.

"Weights, check. Jumping rope, check." A certain Rainbow Haired girl said, looking around. She looked to her guitar, smiling.

"Awesome shreds, check!" She said, picking it up and playing a quick tune. Immediately, there was a loud banging on the door.

"Come on, Rainbow! We're gonna be late for school!" The voice of a young girl shouted. Rainbow laughed, putting her guitar in it's case.

"Impatient as always, I can see." She said, grabbing her lipstick. She quickly put a dash on her lower lip, and grabbed her items.

"I'm coming Scoots!" She said, putting her backpack on. Suddenly, her phone vibrated in her pocket. She quickly looked to it and answered it, seeing that it was Mr. Guy.

"Hey, Mr. Guy! How are you doing?" She asked. She heard the sound of chuckling, and a cough.

"We're headed your way, Mrs. Dash! You'll finally be able to meet my son, too! I can tell that you two will be extremely compatible!" He said. Rainbow blushed and laughed.

"Let me just meet him first. I'm sure he'll make a great role model for CHS, especially with the way you described him. Can I talk to him?" She asked, putting a finger to her lip. She suddenly heard a sneeze, and a groan.

"Sorry about that. I'm afraid he isn't in the car right now." He said. Her head perked up, thinking that he wasn't able to come.

"Is he at home?" She asked. She heard a chuckle, and a gruff cough afterwards.

"Damn, I must have some allergies... Oh! No, he's running outside, racing me to your house. And... He seems to be winning by a longshot!" His voice boomed into her ear, causing her to drop her phone. She quickly picked it up, and spoke into it.

"Well, I'll see you when you get here, Mr. Guy. I gotta get ready." She said. She heard a grunt.

"See you soon, Ms. Dash." He said, before he ended the call. Suddenly, Scootaloo was banging on her door.

"RD! There was a dude in a green jumpsuit, racing Mr. Guy here! But he went past here, and went around the corner!" Rainbow's head perked up, and she grabbed her things.

"That was them! We need to catch them, Scoots!" She shouted, opening the door. She ran past Scootaloo, and ran down the staircase, which led to a hallway. Down that hallway was a kitchen, then a bathroom, then a small table. She ran to the kitchen, opening the fridge to see that it was empty. She sighed, and took her wallet from her pocket. Just as Scootaloo came down the stairs, Rainbow gave $5 to her, surprising her.

"Here, Scootaloo. I'm afraid I have to go shopping tonight, so you have to buy lunch and breakfast today. I'm sorry." She said, while pecking her adopted sister on the cheek. She turned around, and went to the door that led to the outside world. She heard screaming outside. She put her ear to the door, hearing the voice of a boy.

"I won! I finally won against you, Guy Sensei! I won!" He shouted.

'That must be Mr. Guy's son. I better go meet him...' She said, unlocking the door. She opened it, revealing... TWO MR. GUY'S?!?!? When she looked to them closer, she could see that one of them was shorter. She blinked a few times, before their eyes met.

"Umm... Hi, Mr. Guy. Is this your son?" She asked, blushing. He did his 'Nice guy' pose, attempting to reassure her.

"Yes, Ms. Dash! This is my son, Rock Lee!" Lee joined in the nice guy pose with his master, their teeth shining at her at the same time.

"Nice to meet ya! The name's Rock Lee!" He said, winking at Rainbow.

Author's Notes:

What the hell did I just write?

I'm sorry for existing, everypony. Please, forgive me.

Anyways, Lee is currently in the Rinnegan, and he's in a genjutsu. But in the 'Animen in CHS'..... He's gonna be with a bunch of idiots, fighting off the ShadowBolts! Have a nice day, everybody!